Daily reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him that vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
>>67720353
OP is an aboriginal
I love Aussie's.
>>67721089
finish that fucking sentence
>>67720353
>And, um, interesting rhythmic devices which seemed to counterpoint the surrealism of the underlying metaphor of the humanity of the poet's soul, which contrives through the medium of the verse structure to sublimate whatever the poem was about.
Real life vogons
>>67720353
as an aussie currently residing overseas, i understand how much it sucks to not be living in the greatest country on earth. however, unlike you, i can go back there whenever i want.
suffer in ya jocks you seppo cunt
>>67721146
I love Australia and Australian people. :^)
Aren't Finns actually the most depressed people on the planet?
There is literally nothing wrong with being Canadian.
can we please get some australians in this thread
>>67721408
Vegemite is a real food.
Men At Work is a great band.
"Land Down Under" was the best song of the 1980s.
You are loved, Australia.
>>tfw Austrialians die constantly because of their inhospitable spider infested hellhole and most of the original ones have died only to be replaced over time.
WE ARE ALL WITNESSES TO YOUR GLORY AUSTRAILIA
>>67721089
Fuck you cunt
>>67721788
:^(
>>67721700
it sure fuckin is ya cunt
>>67721788
>>67721737
You guys are funny :^)
>>67721737
Amazing dance, what a beautiful culture!
>>67721788
Haha, great post my fellow "cunt" XD
>>67721788
I love you too.
>>67720353
daily reminder the internet is serious business. no one cares. also super nigger aids
>>67720353
>he doesn't enjoy Aussie shitposting
What kind of faggot doesn't love straya bantz?
>>67721788
funny and intelligent reply m8.
vegemite is real food.
>>67721788
>I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
>He just smiled and gave me a Vegemite sandwich
Australia is nice
>>67722002
this. its the canucks' well being we should be worried about.
gday cunts what going on in this threa....
>>67720353
>Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
kek
funny because it's true, so many of those guys are total cucks
Australians are pretty cool
>>67720353
Certainly Australia is funnier than the canacucks.
>>67722172
can confirm
> live next to a local recreational lake
> 5 years ago, white families every evening, less populated
> been driving past recently
> packed to capacity, every female wearing a hihab
> little indians and pakies running around
> go into melbourne
> chinese capital of the world
>>67722202
goddamn canacucks
Aussies are nothing special. If I had a constant rush of blood to the brain from being upside-down, I'd be good at shitposting too
>>67722134
I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDA
>>67720353
Oh ya very funny last bit there great, intelligent, non-nigger American poster
Americans talking shit despite living in shit
>>67722312
vegemite is real food
>>67722362
8/10
>>67722312
Poor guy
>>67722283
>mfw his neo liberal shit literally is an oppressive policy
>>67722312
>Melbourne
Lerl
>>67722362
bantz
>>67721788
>>67721737
>>67722184
>>67722202
>>67722452
>>67722521
you guys are alright by me. let me know if ya ever come to the u.s. id gladly treat you to the best restaurant burgers and mexican food
>>67722625
how about a bit of pic related?
>>67722362
Lame, as usual
>bottom feeding
doing my part in shitting all over the place
>>67722772
sure friend. i live in texas and know where the best brisket and banana pudding is
>>67722625
So
Cute
I like an Aussie accent on a chick.
>>67722853
Reported for spam
>>67722853
Bad leaf! Stop stealing indian jobs.
>>67720353
Thanks m8s!
Modern Australian leftist culture truly is the greatest!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tOkb1y7hEs&
>>67722874
thanks m8, I fucking love your barbecue
>>67722874
by the way, do you think the best is Franklin? Or is he just the most famous?
ilu straya pls respond
>>67723477
Kill me
>>67723477
sup bitch
>>67723194
Incredible music. What a mix of textures. Whoa.
>>67723584
luv
>>67722625
You should put you burgers in the rubbish and come here for some 10/10 lamb ribs, you right cunt.
>>67723584
don't worry m8 it will warm up over there soon
>>67723477
>>67723584
>it's like pottery
>>67723584
Were all gonna make it breh.....
>>67723829
I don't mind the cold
I honestly can't sleep unless the room temp is below 15 C
>>67723584
Kill trudeau, and in the process yourself.
There will be 72 mapleleaves waiting for you in heaven when your deed is done.
>>67722853
>canadia
>>67723000
chegged
>>67723238
Fuck me, that looks so good. I'm hungry as fuck but it's 3:42 am with an empty fridfe and closed stores.. I haven't had a proper meal in days
>>67725059
what is the muzzie cock not doing it for you?
How the fuck does a nation have a general propensity for shitposting?
Is there just nothing to do there?
>>67725321
Boring meme is boring, you have more niggers than we have muslims - niggers<muslims
>>67721408
Fucking rude m8
>>67720353
This triggers the American
>>67725951
Eh, don't really care. But I'll tell you that the combination of nigger and muslim into the form of an ethiopian is by far the most dreaded subspecies out there. I fucking hate ethiopians.
>>67721408
Tooheys Old is comfy as fuck.
>>67726674
> eh, don't really care.
And thats why you get so much shit sweden.
But you are correct on that last part.
BRB setting a trap to catch Australians
>>67727135
좆까 씨발놈
나가
>>67727258
베지 마이트 는 실제 음식
>>67727258나한테 뭐라고 짓껄인거냐 이 쪼그만 씨발새끼야? 내가 알려줄께 나는 미 해군에서 씰팀 우수생으로 제대했고 알카에다를 공격하는 특수임무에도 관련되어있는데다 공식적인 사살횟수만 300건이 넘는다. 나는 고릴라 전장에서 훈련을 받았고 미육군 전체에서 손꼽히는 최고의 스나이퍼다. 너는 나한테 또 하나의 타겟일 뿐이야 이 좆밥새끼야. 나는 너를 이 지구상에서 보지 못했던 신중함으로 없애버리는 수가 있어. 내 말 새겨들어둬. 니가 인터넷상에서 그렇게 좆같이 굴고 나한테서 도망칠수 있을거라고 생각해? 다시한번 생각해봐 개새끼야. 우리가 지금 이야기하면서 나는 미국 전체에 특파되어있는 요원들과 연결하고 있고 니 아이피는 지금 이미 추적되었으니 마음 단단히 먹고있는게 좋을거다 구더기새끼야. 너의 니 인생이라는 처량하고 보잘것 없는 것을 끝내주지. 넌 씨발 죽은목숨이야 찌랭아. 나는 언제 어디에든지 있을수 있어. 그리고 나는 너를 내 손모가지 하나로 7백가지가 넘는 방법으로 죽일 수 있지. 나는 심도있게 비무장 전투에 훈련받았을 뿐만 아니라 모든 미국 해병대 무기고에 출입가능하지, 그리고 난 너라는 추잡한 새끼를 이 대륙에서 없애버리기 위해 이걸 모두 사용하겠어 이 좆밥새끼야. 만약 니가 그 좆만한 '똑부러지는' 댓글에 내가 처절한 응징을 가할줄 알았다면 씨발 넌 니 좆같은 혀를 굴렸을수도 있겠지. 하지만 너는 그러지 못했지, 그러지 않았어. 그리고 너는 이제 그 댓가를 치루는거다 이 똥멍청이새끼야. 니한테 분노를 싸질러서 그 안에 빠져죽게 해주마. 넌 씨발 죽은목숨이야 좆만아.
Thank you for this thread. Every day of being Australian is suffering.
>>67727632
아냐 싫어
>>67727749
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>67727258
>>67727749
>>67727632
i fucking hate you moon people
>>67727930
the best part is I'm not actually a moon person XDDD
이새끼 절대로 안알아
>>67727749
I agree
>>67720353
In a half hour i am going to grab my bodyboard a six pack of beer, a few mates and drive through my town of 45,000+ ppl and have a 99% chance of not seeing a person of colour.. I will then go fishing in my local river where fish just about jump in your lap.
My mum thinks i'm hilarious. So i don't care if you find me funny or not.
The only thing depressing about Australia is we haven't got a Donald Trump. I honestly think Donald Trump is an Aussie who got lost after having too much to drink
>>67728209
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>>67720353
Any country that had its roots founded by the English are brothers. Australia, Canada, New Zealand, UK, and USA may all shit talk one another but like it or not we are a family. Granted it is a fucked up family. So fuck off Pedro, go hang out with Jacque and (insert abbo here). Like it or not we have Anglo Saxon roots just like the other nations.
>>67722625
cute picture nigger
This 'Daily Reminder' is *literally* becoming a daily reminder.
