If an alien came to earth and told you to tell them the 10 defining moments of the human race what would you say?
>>67704730
Nothing, please wipe us out
Why would I talk to a demonic hologram
there's still a few decades of fossil fuels left
>>67704730
1. The time we met a fucking alien from a super-advanced species whose incredible technology propelled us thousands of years into the future
everything else is basically insignificant
>>67704730
>No1 is when I kicked your ass
And then I kick his ass
Hitler, porn, /pol/, drugs, music, heavy firepower, God, Trump, Nukes and dragondildos
>>67704730
Probably tell them how shit tier we are by listing some of the many genocides and religious wars
>>67704999
This
>>67704730
1. When God created the Universe.
2. When God created Earth.
3. When God created the Sun.
4. When God created mankind and the animals.
5. The Great Flood.
6. The crushing of Babylon.
7. The death of Christ.
8. The end of Rome.
9. World War 1.
10. Meeting an alien.
I'd say it's far beyond me then they'd see I'm not a dick and let me join space squad.
>>67705343
11. Trump elected
-concept of burial created, leading to religion
-agrarian revolution
-development of literacy in sumer
-greeks create concept of constitutional government
-chinese develop gunpowder
-columbus crosses atlantic
-usa popularizes democracy to the eternal asspain of yurop
-invention of penicilin
-man lands on moon
-trump makes america great again
>>67704730
1.Discovering fire.
2.Discovering that fire looks really cool.
3.Discovering that fire hurts.
4.Discovering that it's funny to light your friends on fire.
5.Discovering Agriculture.
6.Discovering language.
7.Making the first cities.
8.Making the first civilizations.
9.Me being born.
10.Me having sex for the first time.
Black slavery and its many benefits. The end of slavery due to lincoln the traitor. Mengeles experiments. Jews exposed and burned and the founding of israel, the big mistake.
Then i would ask them to vaporize the gay stone in Mecca, and tell them prepare to surrender to god emperor Trump.
>>67704907
this
