There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Carl thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" yelling Bernie cuck, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuck up, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a Nu-Male faggot. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic Carlfag NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS A JOKE?." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.
Forever...
>>67704089
Carl thred?
>>67704089
How do you know this guy's name is Carl?
>>67704089
What do you know? YOU'RE FUCKING A WHITE MALE!
>>67704089
YOU'RE
>>67704089
AWOO FUCKING KIDDING LIEK SERIOUSLY AWOO FUCKING KIDDING ME?
>>67704583
FUCKING
>>67704089
>>67704211
>>67704427
>>67704543
>>67704539
>>67704583
>>67704656
>>67704663
Hey Lightweights,
My name is Donald J Trump, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are sweaty, retarded, choke artists who spend every second of your campaign putting on make up. You are everything bad in this country. Honestly, have any of you ever built a skyscraper with your name on it? I mean, I guess it's fun memorizing the same speech given by your handlers and screwing the electorate because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than having Conservative Gay Foam Parties.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I built hotels and casinos around the World, and a whole city in the Upper West Side of Manhattan. What jobs have you created other than "robocall smearing ghost-writers"? I also got my own Boeing 757, and have a banging hot daughter (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my daughter Ivanka
>>67704583
>>67704680
A WHITE MALE
>>67704543
He's gonna turn out to be another Jew criticizing his fellow "White Males".
His name will be David or Marc or Josh. I'm calling it now.
Forced meme.
is this a rare carl thread?
>>67704211
>>67704427
>>67704543
>>67704583
>>67704656
>>67704663
>>67704680
>>67704769
>>67704783
>>67704818
>>67704932
Are you guys legit brain dead? How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment? How the fuck are you this stupid? This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism except even they don't repeat the same shit for literally years. What the fuck? I'm stunned that people this stupid exist in the world. You took "not knowing when to stop" and redefined our understanding of it, and then did that 5 more times. You're unfathomably retarded and I can't believe how shitty your taste in humor is. Literally "lol xdd i said it again xddd" the joke.
Cuck Carl and Numale Norman are best new memes of 2016.
>>67704978
You're saying this in your free time as your girl gets railed by Abdul, UcucK?
>>67704978
Calm down, autismo
These guys think they're leaders
>>67704089
>Australia
>>67705392
Slav
Link to original video?
I want in on this fresh new meme
what did she mean by this?
>>67705651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
Skip to 9:00 or so
>>67704978
>How are you still beating this horse when it wasn't funny from the first moment?
that's why it's funny dumbass pastaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>67704089
you guys despise him because he is what you dont like about yourselves.
use it as fuel to pick yourself up become successful.
ARE
>>67705692
I'd love to fuck that mouth tbqh
>>67705857
this
>>67704089
All of this aussie claiming that were fat and live our mothers.
Being fat and living at your "mum's" is the literal physical incarnation of Australia
>>67704978
Somebody get this hot head out of here.
>>67706920
>an American attempts """"banter""""
>"no u" the argument
>>67704089
I have a job and my mother is dead, jokes on you buddy!
>feeding the aus shitposter (you)s
>>67705692
>>67705912
>I'd love to fuck that mouth tbqh
iktf
>>67705738
Holy shit. He sounds exactly how I imagined him sounding
>>67704089
Where's the original video of this?
>>67704656
this awoo-carl is perfect tbqh familia
im happy the internet is destroying this faggot
>>67704089
That's some al dente pasta, op, my (you) to the chef.
I don't understand why this is being posted? Did I miss another meme?
How many times can the same thread be posted every day? Do we need a global ban on ausfailians again?
>>67710541
How fucking new are you?
>>67704089
rule 34 on rachel maddow?
>>67704089
NEW COPYPASTA
>>67705738
What an hero
>>67710751
Ok listen here you little faggot, I have been anti this meme the whole day, I am fed up with it just like you, did you read my OP? I am calling the people who make these threads fat disgusting NEETs, I have done some research, I have looked at the threads posted with the guy in the OP, looked at the flags, majority of them were Americans, followed by brits, I have only seen one Australian that wasn't me post that fucking face. You Americans are the worst shitposters on the god damn site.
>>67711112
YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>67711112
>I have done some research
MAO AND LENIN WERE CAPITALISTS
I HAVE DONE MY RESEARCH
>>67704089
Oh, it's (you) again...
>>67710751
88 pls.
>>67705857
What are you talking about? I love this guy.
>>67710751
Alright let's give this a try, I'm sick of Australia.
>>67710890
BEADY
>>67711352
I HAVE RESEARCHED PREPPING THE BULL
>>67710805
Not nearly new enough to be triggered by an dundee nuffin. Seems he struck a nerve, eh?
>>67711112
>>67711112
>>67711112
>I have done some research
>>67704932
his name is Millhouse
>>67704089
Is this a joke?
>>67705692
That's the face she makes when she is taking the BBC in her mouth.
>>67710751
We don't need to silence the one place where Strayans get to practice free speech. Where else will they take their banter?
>1-3 get
>>67710751
C'mon Juliana...
I don't know why this guy got more popular than the other. The other guy was uglier, had more of a receding hairline, acted more erratically, expressed that he needed a black man to protect him and that black men are physically superior, cried when after insulting the old guy he reacted, and then said to the police he had been assaulted.
>>67711866
It's copy-pasta from /b/
>>67710751
Jailfu me
>>67705692
>invisibull.jpeg
Too many puppies
>>67710751
Crazy eyes get pls
>>67704978
But Australia.
The memes.
Are good.
>>67712073
Also the other guy literally said "you're a white male" to discredit the brave guy's points
>>67708835
Would not even want to shit in it desu
>>67704839
do people even know wat this memes anymore shut the fuck up retard stop trying to fit in so hard autist
>>67704978
First one to get pissed off gets a one way trip off my airplane.
![9b29e10eef46f3def35d357c7e25ca03[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/A66fx1E.png "9b29e10eef46f3def35d357c7e25ca03[1]")
>>67705738
OH THE BITTER IRONY
>WE ANONYMOUS NOW
>>67710751
I need to know
i don't know who is memeing who anymore
>>67711112
Are you kidding me?
>>67710890
This is as close as I'm willing to get to that.
>>67710751
give me that 88 oh lord give me that 88
>>67704089
>stralla brings the banter of the century
>>67710751
QUINTS
>>67705857
No, I despite him because he's governed by emotion and unable to comprehend simply things like facts, logic, and reason.
I, on the other hand, base all of my beliefs on nothing but facts, logic, and reason.
When I say niggers are less than Whites, it's because they've contributed next to nothing in any society throughout all of history. This is true.
When I say kikes are trying to destroy this country, it's because kikes run practically every media outlet in the country (and have for decades) while trying to destroy the moral foundation of this country (interbreeding, anti-christianity, anti-white, anti-male, etc.)
>>67710751
go ahead sure
>>67710751
fug
>>67705692
she meant, she has a facebook wall of black cock posts
>>67712770
He killed some liberal faggots and then went to prison. There was no national uprising. There was no civil war. He accomplished nothing.
>>67712073
Shut up, Carl.
who is this guy and why has he blown up on /pol/ recently?
>>67712871
He silenced fools. That's one thing.
>>67704089
Came here just to check the flag.
Yup, Australian.
>>67710751
Roll dat shut nighuh
You know what faggots? Your insecurity is showing, you have proven to yourself and the world that you guys are NOTHING but a group of jealous whiny wimpy neckbeards that stays in mom's basement playing keyboard Warriors.
You are pathetic. Carl is well adjusted and from the looks of it, have a bright future, look at his left and right, what do you see faggots? That's right, FRIENDS, something you will never have other than your NAZI memorabilias and Hitler dakimakura pillows. FUCK YOU I AM DONE WITH THIS FORUM I HOPE IT GOES BANKRUPT AND BOUGHT BY ANITA.
>>67712871
Look at the gap in time between the actions of Albert Schlageter and the reconquest of Germany by the German people. Every sacrifice counts.
>>67704089
9/10 copypasta
YOU'RE WHITE?? ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!?!
>>67713095
Thanks for your stay on a taiwanese knitting board forum about anime, carl.
Asians of /pol/, rejoice!
I give you...
Canadian Carl!
>>67713095
Hi, Carl
/pol/ does it again
>>67712102
Kill self
Might as well just dump my shitty contributions
>>67704978
>This is common behavior of children with severe, debilitating autism
Welcome to 4chan. Some of us non-aspies have to put up with this shit to enjoy shit here.
>>67713008
>He silenced fools. That's one thing
Not really. The Norwegian Labour party supporters just started calling everyone that disagreed With them for Breivik.
>>67713435
For the love of God stop torturing my eyes with those disgusting simplified characters. Are you a communist or something?
>>67705692
just thinking about The Donald
>>67710751
Here I am ro l ling
>>67713847
Lemme know what it should say and I'll edit it for you senpai. Sry.
>>67705692
I came
>>67712073
It's a carry over meme from [current year].
Instead of explaining his reasoning, Carl just says "are you kidding me" similar to how "It's 2015" would be used.
But yes, tranny man was way more annoying.
>>67710751
ARE
>>67713839
And it probably did nothing. Prisons and sentencing over in the well-developed areas of Europe are a joke.
I doubt it did much to quell dissenters.
>you're literally doing this dude?
>>67704089
At least I'm not Cuck Carl.
>>67714276
>not cuckle carl
>>67714257
A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>67710751
jail me right up family
>>67710751
Rizzle
>>67710751
rerollan, that last bitch was mediocre so we had to get a divorce
>>67710751
rollerino boyo
>>67710751
roollin
>>67705692
when you think about Trump's cock
>>67710751
Russell
who are these fucking people?
Why do we call him Carl?
>fights for /pol/ ideals
>most based man in the Senate
>literally is a personification of /pol/
Is there a better politician?
>>67716884
A thread in which the first anon got dubs got to name him. Some Canuck decided to call him Carl
>>67717515
What
>>67710751
Russel get?
ARE
YOU
KIDDING
ARE
YOU
JOKING
so is this the new baneposting?
>>67718167
are you serious right now or are you kidding me
Js sage maaaal,wat is den hier los!?
>>67704539
Your mother's name is Carl
How do we know his name is Carl?
>>67710751
jail roll pls
>>67710751
Ashley please.
>>67718405
Because we named him Carl. Maybe if you would have been there we could have named him 'leafy' or something maple related.
>>67718610
I had to work.
>>67718405
Because he is "Carl the Cuckold"
>>67710751
m mdac mascajdcbsakjbcakjcb
>>67704978
>not even a month old
>>years
>>67710751
rollerino my friend
Anyone found him yet?
>>67710751
Linda is a hottie
I wonder if this meme marks the apex of ridiculousness of the social justice movement. I hope not!
Guys, this year is so good already. I love you all.
>>67704089
Is there a fucking video ?
>>67718658
We made a thread asking what we should name him, and agreed that trips would decide it.
The trips said "Carl. Just Carl," and it was so.
>>67704089
>>67704978
>complaining about the existence of memes
>on 4chan
fucking aussies, everyone
>>67710751
the current state of this board is shit
>>67719221
see, ya lazy bitch:
>>67705738
Also posting some OC
>>67704089
I hate the shape of this fucker's mouth.
who is this guy,ive been out of the lop for about a week?
>>67710751
rallan
Some pretty RARE Carls in this thread...
...it would be a shame if I saved them all without asking!
>>67719390
IM NOT DUM BRUH
WE OUT HERE DYIN
>>67719458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
>>67710751
Rollin for
>>67711811
What does this mean. What is he saying. Why point out observable attributes as if merely stating them should have been obvious to everyone what the answer to his non question is
>>67710751
Roll for Alexandra
HA HA! OP is mad.
>>67710751
rolling stones
>>67704089
Good joke Australia. Please do not off yourself ok?
>>67719390
Here's an updated version that's a little better. We really need a real drawfag to do that old nigger.
can you guys post the vid?
Who is the real carl? How do we send him a link to this thread?
>>67719778
oofah, I wish I hadnt asked.
>>67720270
Can you scroll up or CTRL+F "youtube", you fucking monkey?
>>67704769
underrated post
Do kids even know "shit was so cash" anymore?
>>67719866
More like "AOOO KEEEE MEEEE?"
This dickless excuse for a male squeals when he gets excited.
>>67710751
rollerino
>>67710751
lloroll
>>67719710
How are you dying?
>>67710751
rull
>>67710751
jailfu. who are you?
>>67720358
im not black you mongoloid,nigger, pigskin,beaner whatever you are
>>67710751
rollllll
>>67710751
Fuck niggers I fucking hate niggers
>>67704089
That dude is so Rivers Cuomo.
>>67705216
Jamal, that's an embarrassing fuck up even for an american.
>>67710751
RILL
>>67719224
Carl or CCCCOOOOOOOORRRRRLLLLLLL?
>>67704089
ENOUGH OF THE KEK.
>>67713695
>Welcome to 4chan.
>in reply to ancient pasta
Guys I havent been online in a week, what is this new meme? Is there a video?
>>67720583
This is is so Penn Gilette
>>67704769
LEL
Do we have Carl's reaction yet?
Surely we can reach him on at least one of his ironic facebook meme pages
>>67710751
rollin with the top down
>>67710751
rollin without reading
>>67704978
T. Asspained australian
Get out, its easy to close your browser and never come back, just stop bitching and leave
>>67712073
He's pulling a classic liberal move of over the top, acting smug and shocked over simple things
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9j0brl9ZSA
[spoiler]Some planes can have their windows open[/spoiler]
>>67704089
Carl Thread! Also OP is a faggot.
>>67704089
Flag checks out.
Keep up the good work.
YOU'RE
A
LEAF
WHITE
MALE!
>>67704978
>not liking the hottest, spiciest e/b/in mene /pol/ rolled out for Spring of the CURRENT YEAR
The only good normie is a dead one.
>>67704978
HE DIDN'T CRY SO GOOD! WHO WANTS TO CRY NEXT?
There are so many possible memes that you can get from this video. It truly is a gift that keeps on giving.
>>67720375
i found another picture of him but i haven't had any luck at doxing yet
look how fuckin skinny dem legz are
This is my favourite hot new meem
Please rate my drawing
This is one hot new meme. Make it explode like Constanza but don't let it die like Constanza.
>>67725294
>10258836_10101128673935848_8069666705510861089_o.jpg
>kikebook.com/10101128673935848
Good luck!!!
>>67704656
>>67704663
>>67714257
Thx for these rare Carl's, lads
>>67711859
Kek
>>67719710
MANCHESTER, N.H.--New York billionaire Donald Trump said he would 'take care of dying people in the streets' if he were president.
fresh OC
>>67721191
Whoever wrote that.. it's scary how much they think like them
>>67725985
Very good lad
>>67726352
yes i know that's where i found it, it isn't carl's page
>>67726526
Thats amazing
But he didnt say that, aids skrillex said that
itt: milhouse 2.0
>>67726526
Wrong guy, AIDS skrillex is the fucking white male
>>67726791
fuck
>>67726663
ty family™
>>67726713
kikebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10101128673307108&set=a.10101128671256218.1073742355.66700510
Is that him to the left?
>mfw posting in a dank meme thread
>>67709885
fuck off sweden
MUH TALAHASSIE PLATASHUN
And a meme was born'd today.
Nu-males are cancer.
>>67713435
translation?
>>67727185
The day before yesterday ackshually you white male
>PUT YO HANZ ON ME
>IT IS TWENTY SIGSTEEN
>DEM GOOD'OL WHITE DAYZ OVER
itt: americucks btfo
>>67704089
I'M GONNA SAY "STRAYA, I DON'T WANNA KEK ANYMORE"
BUT WE'RE GONNA KEEP ON KEKKING AND KEKKING AND KEKKING
>>67704089
Ugh it smells like Australia in this thread.
>>67710890
The GoT poison chick in the prison is close enough
>>67721537
God I fucking hate her
>>67727660
like shit*
fixed that for you m8
>>67725985
Nice.
>IMMA REAL FRONTLINE PROTESTOR
>>67704978
ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?
>>67704089
Wew lad this butt hurt.... wew
>>67704089
Ok, so what's the story with this guy? Does anyone have the original video or whatever?
>>67727378
Fuck you and that gif.
>>67727378
Go back to /b/ with that "haha animals getting hurt" childish shit
>>67704089
THOSE FUCKING HORSE TEETH
>>67728414
It got deleted. As did all the copies
>>67727378
Been on 4chan since 2007 and shit like this still pisses me off.
Have more rares.
I'm free today, so I'll probably do Carl as well.
>>67729777
You have talent, you shouldn't waste it on some shitty forced meme
Luck 7 trips
>>67705738
15:00 "I AM a fucking punk!" lel
>>67704089
Australians really need to be banned from this website.
>>67704089
all the posts about this stupid video are a leftist tactic to slide relevant discussions off the board
sage, report, hide
>>67729984
I AM a punk indeed
>>67726371
he just got an n64 for christmas what a lucky lad!
>>67730863
We know about Brazil, the Supreme court nominee, the GOP is trying to cuck the electorate, etc. ..
You just don't want these tactical nuclear memes proliferating cuck.
>>67731085
Thank you sir you are the 200th IP in my very funny thread
>>67727108
Its glorious, transient moments of beauty like this are real art, and the reason why I don't kill myself
>>67711112
Triggered
>>67711112
Are you kidding me with your research?
Aaaw he got to you didnt he....little bitch
>>67704769
>have a banging hot daughter (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash)
Fuck me, that's a gold spin on this pasta anon
rate me Carl
>>67732208
That photo dead ass scares me. I mean, if I didn't know better I'd think it was some sort of zombie attacking the camera man. Well, it kinda is, but you know. AN ACTUAL FLESH EATER.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV7fYiUJHCs
>>67704089
>>67704978
>Australian
I bet you shill for Trump too you dirty foreigner cunt.
>>67711112
here's an idea, don't start cuck carl threads and you won't get cuck carl memes.
Who is this guy?
>>67732759
>How is Trump like hitler?
>WHY SO SERIOUS??!
Good meme and the only good carl meme
>>67704583
>>67704680
>>67704783
>>67705213
>>67705692
I have never laughed so fucking hard in a thread
These new memes are too hot and fresh for me
>>67718901
Why did I laugh so fucking hard at that image?
>>67727940
That nose...
>>67733903
>>67718901
No, really, I can't stop fucking laughing at this.
>>67704089
*nods respectfully toward you*
>>67727169
whaaat? what happened to st. louis?
>>67727169
so much for unity
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