I'm tired of guys with better bodies than mine flaunting it. It's fat shaming and it needs to stop.
>>67679737
Just because I like girls and donuts doesn't mean I can't have pride.
>>67679737
What is it with these depraved faggots flaunting their adonis-like physiques in public? Its almost enough to make a 100% heterosexual man like myself fantasize about gagging on a thick, meaty 8" cock while being called "daddys little boy" like that time I experimented in college.
Just who do these homos think they are?
>>67680456
>Just who do these homos think they are?
Exactly. Back in the day we could smoke our cigars in peace.
Im sure they enjoy flaunting their bodies in a public area, mind you, where children could easily spectate
>>67680456
>like that time I experimented in college.
Sounds like a confession to me
>>67679737
3 hours a day and you can have a perfect body too. 6 miles, 1500 calorie intake, and strength training. Macro bullshit isn't even necessary despite what /fit/ may sometimes try and tell you. Started my journey at 220, but now I'm 150 and ripped. Just too bad I'm a manlet.
>>67681136
>Im sure they enjoy flaunting their bodies in a public area, mind you, where children could easily spectate
Exactly. We need better role models for children. Pic related.
>>67681475
Care to elaborate further?, what kind of diet/foods do you consume?
>>67681475
>150 lbs
>ripped
Jesus you must be 5 feet tall. Or you are lying about mass
>>67679737
Have you tried not being a fat piece of shit?
>>67679737
thats like having an uncle that molests you but your issue is that his breath smells
Why do gay women look so bad by comparison
>>67679737
I am fat ugly and gay at 35.
Trust me, it is the ultimate suffering.
>>67681794
Did your mother teach you to be that rude?
>>67681861
Men are visual creatures, so faggots have to be physically appealing to get boipussi
>>67681234
Let me guess, you're one of those queens who like to feed straight men alcohol, lure them into a hot tub and have mind blowing tag team anal sex for 4 hours straight like when I was at that high school party.
Luckily I got out of that little phase and am now trying to engage in normal, heterosexual relations with females. Or at least I would be if they didn't keep insisting I penetrate their slimy fish-flaps more than once every two or three weeks.
>>67681999
Yes she did actually. She also taught me how degenerate obesity is and how all hamplanetset should be forced to perform hard labor until they return to human proportions
>>67682035
My wife won't let me fuck her backside for more than five minutes. Then she says she's too sore.
>>67682034
Explain bears.
>>67682179
We outnumber you scrawnies.
>>67682414
Strong hairy men who don't know how to cut.
>>67682686
We don't get winded going up a flight of stairs.
>>67679737
damn both of those dudes are pretty hot. wouldn't mind being sandwiched between both of them.
>>67679737
That guy on the right is a fucking stud. I'm straight and I'd blow him.
This assumption that all gays are body builders is really homophobic.
>>67680456
>>67682035
10/10 lad
Who here had a pokey-bum wank once and really enjoyed it.... that maybe, a dick would feel good in there? Am I a bisexual or merely a degenerate hedonist? Implying there is a difference
>tfw no bf
>tfw the 6'5" black sculpted gods on grindr won't reply back to you
I know they're out of my league but I just want one night with a hunky black guy
>>67683375
gf with strapon means it's not gay
>>67679737
>Gay pride
>Treating being gay as if it's unique
We need straight pride parades.
>>67683427
you are a piece of shit in more ways then i can even count. this is the first time i say "kill yourself" and i really mean it. you would be doing everyone a favor
>>67681912
Just go full bearmode and get into weird shit
Be the crazy guy spanking twinks with studded paddles at the pride parade
Embrace it
Oh also I'm not gay but I would have gay sex with the guy on the left
>>67683621
What's wrong with have a sexy, strong boyfriend?
>>67683666
>666
>that advice
Hey there Satan!
>>67679984
No, that'd just be your white skin.
>>67683427
Higher chance of getting Aids.
>>67683621
You mad bro? The church repressed your sexuality, let it all out bitch :)
>>67683850
let's see what's wrong with that post.
1. liking bestiality. how would you feel about some guy going to the zoo to get buttfucked by an ape? it is the same, fucking disgusting.
2. being a man, and besides being gay, wanting to be dominated by a bigger guy. that kind of fantasy screams cuck, or pathetic, or basically just the opposite of being a man. your genes deserve to, and would have been filtered out in the past.
And all this without even really getting into being a faggot.
>>67683621
but I don't want to sleep with the tubby white manlets who message me or the ugly hairy dudes who don't life.
I want a strong, handsome black man to carry me to the bed and make love to my boypussy until I can't walk straight in the morning. I want the kind of stud who will pump me and dump me and make me leave crazy messages on his voicemail.
I need a black dick.
>>67679737
>>67679984
>>67680456
>>67682035
these blokes and all the newfags taking their bait...
>>67683850
>that guy
>sexy
He looks like a meth addicted rat. Not even gay and I can tell your taste in men is fucking shit, family
>>67684171
Sex is not always about domination. Some people have that fetish but not everyone
>>67684722
Is this guy better?
>>67682686
>We outnumber you
In mass
>>67679737
join us!
/polgbt/ skype
https://join.skype.com/FX2zfMjQ1HTc
>>67684171
white men just look ugly
i'm sorry but white men just aren't sexy like 9/10 times. usually very weak looking too. i suspect if a white guy looks good he probably has some african or middle eastern genetics. Arab men are almost always hotter than European whites.
I've had plenty of tall white dudes come onto me but usually I'm just not interested in them. also I'm a bottom but it's always white guys begging for me to fuck them because I'm a hung bottom. nothing is a bigger turn off than a guy who wants my dick.
i'd much rather spend the night tongue kissing a handsome African man. black man are just naturally better at having sex, also larger fuller asses -> rougher thrusting. don't even get me started on black dicks, I will take you white boys to church.
>>67679737
>>67680456
>>67681475
Aren't a lot of those just models hired for the parades, they're not even gay most of the time
>>67683375
In the same boat senpai. Tried my thumb up there and came buckets. Don't think I'd want a dick in there though. Most homo I can comfortably go is mutual hand jobs.
>>67679737
this picture depresses me. These men clearly have wonderful white genes and the mental discipline to work out and eat healthy. But they choose to flush their genes down another man's rectum.
Meanwhile I'm a shitty half-spic with retarded native genes, diabetes, flat feet, sissy, 30 lbs over weight, serious acne, shitty pear shaped body etc. etc. And I have to struggle to even get a girl to talk to me.
>>67683666
it's ALWAYS Satan-trips posting shit like this. It's not even a coincidence
>>67686185
We get it Canada we really do. You win the shitposting trophy. Just shut up.
Fuck muscular guys
ITT post cute conservative guys
>>67687257
You sound mentally ill. And you should start fixing yourself by turning off your computer
Why can't they just be gay?
Why do they have to be faggots?
>>67686546
that's what I tell myself
Gay Pride parades really tainted the LGBT community. This can all be traced back to The Stonewall Riots. The police let themselves get cucked hard by the fags. They could have beaten all their asses, yet they acted like pussies
>>67687625
Oh yeah I forgot to mention all my mental illnesses OCD, BPD, MDD. I think at least 3 of my male parents/grandparents/great-grandparents have attempted suicide.
>>67687760
>Gay Pride parades really tainted the LGBT community. This can all be traced back to The Stonewall Riots. The police let themselves get cucked hard by the fags.
That makes sense. If they had kept to their place and let themselves be arrested again then everyone's lives would have been more pleasant.
>>67687576
>likes Trump
>is a skinny ugly whitey
what a waste
>>67687504
even in the gay capital of the North we know that black men are usually more alpha. there aren't enough black guys in Toronto desu, hopefully some of those Syrians Justin brings over a studly gay guys.
>>67688307
I'd rather someone who would cuddle n shit over someone who would crush me
>>67688307
You should learn about how a nice soft plus-sized woman feels.
>>67686185
stop describing your gay fantasies please
>>67679737
This is a new level of shitposting, congrats.
Most people wouldn't mind if gay pride parades were just a bunch of muscled buttfuckers flexing their biceps. It's the rampant real life buttfucking and aids-infected bodily fluids spraying everywhere that put people off.
first thing i associate gay people with is 'bug chasing', first thing i think.
>>67689236
That's a meme. Gay men are just irresponsible
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPYjaJBj6zo
>>67689398
Yes. My brother is a police officer and he says when he's called into the trailer park to deal with domestic violence and drunkenness it's the kids with the gay parents who are the ones who end up with social workers.
And all the Vegas weddings that are annulled — the lion's share go to lesbians. True fact.
>>67689398
cool, it's complete debauchery to me
>>67689664
probably straight girls that got drunk one night n were like omg lets get married!!111 desu
>>67686185
This. Not even gay but I'd suck a glorious chocolate fuckstick.
>>67688815
>this awful fucking post
Just because we CAN shitpost harder than Canada doesn't mean we SHOULD.
>>67680456
This. My roommate can bench 250 lbs while I'm a a cursed ectomorph. Every time he comes back from the gym his muscles glisten and gleam with a thin mist of testosterone ladden sweat. It just makes me want to sink down on my knees right then and there to polish off his monster python with my moist yearning mouth.
Remember to support transgenders as well
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