>Be Brit
>Die
>>67674175
>unemployed
>stupid
>drinking
>fast food
"muh white genetics are superior"
>>67674175
He just couldn't take raising his 3 shitty kids any more and took the American way out, death by burger
burger eating at that level isn't for amateurs
The right to burgers comes with equal responsibility. Freedom has risks.
>watch this
>>67674811
americans dont choke on one little mcdonalds cheeseburger.
a double quarter pounder with cheese, maybe, but not a little cheeseburger.
>'Watch this': Last words
no one even attempted the heimlich. probably would be considered assault to try to save someones life if it involved touching them.
>stupid
>has 3 kids
Yep.
it takes a life time to be American, you can't just shove burgers in your mouth and become one overnight
>>67674175
This will be the test to get into America once the God Prez Trump takes office
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/australian-man-dies-after-eating-chilli-pie-in-pub-pie-eating-contest-8719909.html
>Jeez this pie is hot
>>67674175
>lived in Barry
not surprised desu
>>67674553
>Anglos
>white
BEADY
>>67674175
>watch this
>>67674553
if anything this goes to show race doesn't matter as much as people make it out to be. You can be retarded and poor no matter what colour you are.
>tfw welsh
why are we so stupid
>misadventure
>>67674175
>not dunking it in warm water first
he fucked up
>>67679407
>burger eating pro-tip
God damnit, fellow American, why?
LOL. You British fags can't even handle a hamburger
I think they meant husband of a mother of 3.
>>67674175
Imagine that kids face after his dad kills himself after saying "Watch this" to him.
>>67679274
Whiskey and sheep.
>>67679181
What variety of mud are you?
>>67674175
If he was American he'd have swallowed 50 and then ate the store too.
>>67679508
It's how all the great competitive eaters do it, dunking it in water makes it easier and less harsh to scarf down.
>>67679407
>doing the soggy supreme to perfectly good burgers
Don't these bongs know you're supposed to squeeze the thing into a wad first? Helps clear the throat easier
Hitler's revenge on the eternal anglo
>>67674175
he didn't have a burger license
>>67674175
citizen of southern united states here
I can confirm that this is the only way to enter Vallhalla
>>67679181
the real war is a class war not a race war. plebians are are ignorant, disrespectful, uneducated and show no desire to improve themselves. genetics plays little role, it is mostly a direct result of the quality of parenting the child received. first world countries have destroyed the family unit and no longer expect to educate their own children/instill values in them and instead expect the government to do it for them
just happens that the black community has the most dysfunctional family unit, worst schools, worst "culture" but given the proper environment (good parents/community/good schools) even the most nigger of niggers could have been a productive citizen
people are lazy pieces of shit though and all you can do is segregate yourself from the retards that will eventually herald the end of the world by over reproducing low quality children.
>father of three
>chokes to death on simulated meat product
why did i laugh
/deadgirls/
He must have forgot to take the gherkins off
>>67680388
t. negro
LITTLE
WHITE
BRITISH
MOUTHS
americans consume one burger per mouthful
BAN ASSAULT BURGERS
>>67680388
and this faggot left behind 3 children with a single mom and no money
those 3 kids will have 9 more before they choke to death on their cheeseburgers as well. the cycle continues and the uneducated masses swell.
Daily reminder that we Americans have evolved larger jaws to eat bigger burgers.
>Prankster Darren Bray
BURGER SWALLOWING PRANK (GONE WRONG) (GONE SEXUAL)
>>67681390
IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO
>>67680899
like those snakes in the jungle who can eat alligators
>>67674175
>death by burger
MURRGA FUG YEAH
>>67681598
Real talk, i wouldn't fuck with a snake that could eat an alligator.
>>67674869
I'm on public transport right now don't make me kek its weird
>>67674175
Oh, for fuck´s sake . Give the man a Darwin Award.
>>67674869
They look like ayy lmaos
>>67680650
So did he.
Who's going to make Brazil great again this time, lads?
