>The Smithsonian Museum of African American History opens in about six months. The $500 million museum "will display more than 22,000 objects of significance to Black history." Curators are planning exhibits spanning the journey of slaves from Africa, the Civil War, the civil rights movement and accomplishments in music, sports and culture.
>reflecting memorial fountain
>next to the slave quarters
>>67672599
>>67672776
Why do places like this always have to be such a fucking eyesore? Is it so hard to put a politically correct, social justicey environment inside some tasteful, classical architecture that fits its surroundings?
>>67672776
What a piece of shit building.
Who the fuck designed that?
>and here we have on display the very first purple drank
>>67673612
I know right, it's not like its next to one of the most recognizable monuments in the country... heh
>>67673612
I was going to suggest it was our Greatest Ally but apparently the architects are all African-American.
>>67672599
I give it six months before it closes down.
>>67672599
>The $500 million museum "will display more than 22,000 objects of significance to Black history.
22,000 stolen bikes, KFC buckets, malt liquor bottles and basketballs?
>>67674016
It's the only Smithsonian museum built around a non-existent collection. They'll basically begging people to send them shit.
>>67674016
DYING
TOP KEK
>>67674337
>They'll basically begging people to send them shit.
Like wads of cotton?
>>67673786
Kek
>>67673988
>implying a high-profileli beral experiment funded by government shekels will ever close down
>>67672599
Note that only white people and Asians care enough about African history and culture to preserve it in museums. When some people inevitably claim that many of these artifacts should properly be returned to and/or displayed in a black-run museum in Africa, remind them that the Blacks there would simply sell or destroy these links to their past, simply because they do not care about such things, and never have.
>>67674459
Stop keepin' a brotha down, honkey.
>>67674883
This. The only reason niggers even know that they have a history is because of the white devil.
>>67672599
>Museum of we wuz kangs
>>67674940
They cancelled the Museum of the American West for this shit.
>>67675122
>>67674940
That's a lot of bikes. How can he afford all of that.
>>67675192
Niggers will ruin anything.
>>67675238
>Shillman Journalism Fellow
Are they even trying anymore
What an ugly building. It could literally go anywhere else, but now when you see DC, you see this thing
maybe they can do a modern exhibit with the warring Tribes of Chicago and display all the tool and weapons they use.
>>67675426
kek
>>67673786
Kek
>>67673612
A very euthanistic nigger
>>67674016
TOP KEK
>>67673612
>a loud, ugly building ruining beautiful architecture
Perfect metaphor for blacks tbqh
>>67672599
Why does this shit looks like a slave ship? Niggers sure do love being reminded they were slaves to whitey.
>>67672599
>The Smithsonian Museum of African American History
>poop on a stick in every room
kek
I will show you how a museum is supposed to look like
>>67676165
>>67676165
Fuck off, literally no one cares
>>67672599
>accomplishments in music, sports and culture.
How racist. What about all the accomplishments in mathematics, medicine, engineering and science?
>>67672599
>"will display more than 22,000 objects of significance to Black history."
That's a lot of Glocks
>>67676165
Looks too much like a courthouse. Niggas would never visit
>>67675017
>Not having enough room for "prison" at the end
>>67676285
beautiful
>>67676666
>those digits
>>67672599
>accomplishments in music, sports and culture.
>Smithsonian Black History Museum Accepts KKK Robes
>One of the robes donated Monday comes from the family of the late writer Stetson Kennedy, who died in August some six decades after he infiltrated the KKK and exposed its secrets.
>The second robe belonged to Phineas Miller Nathaniel Wilds, a chaplain in the Klan. It was donated by his great-great-grandson Richard Rousseau.
The white guilt wing will be fun.
Is this for real? America? Hello?
>>67673406
Most of the government buildings in D.C. have incredibly beautiful architecture.
This negro museum, however, was designed to be loud and obnoxious, just like real negroes. It even has fecal-colored exterior coverings to represent the shitskins inside.
WE
>>67677414
WUZ
>>67672599
>>67672776
>it looks like a piece of shit
>>67676397
Your shit thinking is why there are so many terrible looking structures out there. People do care.
>>67676505
>not hi points
Glawk brand glawks a lotta paper homie u want a hi point nigga
>>67674883
>>67675017
Pretty sure Whites are the only people who build museums to honor other cultures' achievements.
>>67677366
You mean you don't want to go to a building that looks like a supermax to hear about how "WE WUZ KANGS"?
I do. I'd hit some LSD and take a GoPro in there. It'd be like walking into a Salvador Dali painting
>>67676666
>Niggas would never visit
That's the point.
>>67677689
You can do acid at the mall and you dont have to build an ugly museum.
Besides the mall is their cultural hub.
>Niggers and museums
At least it looks like shit
>>67677082
>The white guilt wing will be fun.
Don't worry, goy. When the museum opens, and after you visit the White Guilt wing with your 14 year old daughter, you can make amends by taking your daughter into the "Make It Right" room.
An older negro male will be on staff to have sex with your white daughter.
>>67672599
>le epick white shame temple
>>67677922
nice.
the museum is a wet hole for whiteman penis.
Think of all the poor children forced to go there on field trips.
>throwing 500mill on a white guilt museum
Well done. I guess it beats spending those shekels to import refugees
>>67672599
I'm really doubting they found enough genuinely significant things contributed by blacks into a building that size. 22,000 objects of signifcance to black history? what? 1 jar of peanut butter and 19,999 empty 40s?
>>67676666
>demonic quads of truth
checked and rekt
They missed their chance to just make a bigger black version of the washington monument
they made a wet hole... wtf?
![Skippy-peanut-butter[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/13GxZb7.jpg "Skippy-peanut-butter[1].jpg")
Respond to this post with an item you think belongs in the National Negro Hall of Infamy.
>>67678704
>Holocaust Memorial Museum
>the holocaust didn't happen in America
>>67678422
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2016/02/08/smithsonian-national-museum-african-american-history-artifacts-civil-rights-washington-dc/77361390/
random metal scraps recovered from wrecked slave ship
harriet tubgirl's bible
slave shackles
planet hollywood tier celebrity items
modern civil rights items such as black live matters signs
curators are white
>>67679161
So we don't repeat the mistakes of others. That's why Americans should not vote Trump
>>67675913
This.
The building speaks for the history of blacks all by itself. No need to go in.
didn't this already exist? so it's just a new building?
Do people really go anywhere other than the Air and Space Museum?
>>67679220
>black live matters signs
$500 million tax dollars for a building celebrating a hate group known for burning down buildings
>>67679352
I'm okay with Trump turning Jews into lampshades, just as long as I don't have to buy them in IKEA.
>>67672599
>be in DC last month for the first time with some friends
>joking about the fucking Jawa sandcrawler parked in the National Mall
>see article
>mfw
>>67679535
kinda, as part of the museum of American history, they wanted their own museum
>>67672599
so it will be 99% athletes and musicians?
>>67679854
It was built with REP-UHH-RAY-SHUNS
>>67672599
What the fuck is that thing? Would be OK if it was made of shiny ebony stone.
>>67679352
>So we don't repeat the mistakes of others
Thats exactly why we should vote Trump because he knows better than to try and invade russia.
>>67672599
>museum for black history
>looks like a big square turd
Par for the course, imo
>>67672599
>the journey of slaves from Africa
Are they going to tell the real story of fellow Africans selling captured tribes to the white man, or are they going to use the Nigger version of the evil white man swooping into helpless villages and kidnapping innocent kangs n shiiet?
>>67675192
Did they actually? What the fuck, that would've been so much better. It probably wouldn't look ugly as shit either.
>>67675361
>afford
>>67680982
What do you think that fountain is made out of
>>67676285
>>67680644
Obviously the second option, there'd be riots and the whole museum would be burned down as soon as a black person who can read enters the museum, which could take years.
>>67678969
Somebody HAS to place a jar of peanut butter and a bucket of KFC in an exhibit. Some rope would be a nice touch.
Perfect place for a mysterious and uncontrollable fire.
A: "USA only celebrates white men actions!!!!!"
B: "What about the Black Museum at DC?"
AAAAAAAAAYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AYYYOOO
>smacks lips profusely
SO HOL UP HOL UP
>steals
SO U BE SAYIN
>gets jiggy wit it
SO HOL UP U BE SAYIN
>eats a skittle
AAAYYYOOO SO U BE SAYIN
>checks for nearest KFC
U BE SAYIN
>collects welfare
HOL UP HOL UP
>licks teeth and smacks lips
AYYYOO U BE SAYIN
>does the crip walk
SO U BE SAYIN
>opens a up a 40 and pours some for his homies trayvon and michael brown
HOL UP SO U BE SAYIN
>tweets about dis and goes to check in with his parole officer
WE WUZ
>cocks 9
KAAAAAAAANGS AND SHEEEET
>>67672599
That building is so ugly. Maybe a social commentary? A ugly brown among the white marble of the pristine capital?
Why didn't they just build it in a classical style? At least it would've looked nice and blended in with the surrounding area.
>>67680252
This. Fucking Christ at least TRY to make it fit with the aesthetics of the other Smithsonians
>>67672599
>Curators are planning exhibits spanning the journey of slaves from Africa, the Civil War, the civil rights movement and accomplishments in music, sports and culture.
are they literally saying that their history became relevant at the point "we" started enslaving them and the rest nobody gives a shit about?
Also this is fucking racist, I want a museum for white history dammit. Oh wait, over 90% of museums are that already because other history is shit.
>>67674016
few examples of pic related are probably around as well.
They're going to use Egyptian exhibits.
>>67677466
Historically significant.
>>67681594
Ugly isn't appropriate, that building is just hideous. An eyesore. Gonna lower the property value of the phallic white obelisk behind it. But yes, a perfect metaphor.
>>67675238
Holy fuck that last line though
>and accomplishments in music, sports and culture.
no accomplishments in science?
>>67681850
PEANUT BUTTER*
*GWC did not actually invent peanut butter.
>>67672599
JUST FUCK MY NATIONAL MALL UP
>>67681962
>a fucking nut farmer
>>67681660
This is actually one of the things I feel keeps the niggers in their delusional bullshit mode. While their history may not be stellar and full of the same level of accomplishment as European whites, some of it is interesting and Africa is full of some great mythology.
But it's never really taught to them. Whites can look back and enjoy the accomplishments of their forefathers, as can many other races, but niggers only really get to look at modern niggers for inspiration. And even then, it's watered down or they don't pay much attention to it. They don't even follow the teachings of MLK Jr; hell, they would all him a house nigger today going by how they treat their Republican brothers that want to get out from underneath the Democratic thumb and their welfare chains.
>>67681660
>want to take a history course in college because I need some extra credits and find history interesting
>only courses offered are Indian history, African American history, Native American history and Aboriginal history
And people say white genocide isn't real. They not only want to eradicate us, but erase us from the history books and make it seem like other cultures contributed heavily to the achievements of society.
Just wait for the chimp out
It will burn, but not at the hands of racist whites
There will be articles that dont fit the narrative of the bullshit universities are spoonfeeding kids....
And the rest is... history
I can't wait to check out the exhibit on Ebonics and it's cultural significance or maybe Flava Flaves clock collection.
>>67672599
We should start a movement to shut the museum down.
Claim that it's a racially biased portrayal of American history that portrays African Americans in a bad light or that it's appropriating African culture or some shit. I dunno, maybe make up some shit about how those objects of cultural significance were all scammed and stolen from their rightful owners. You'll have 100,000 niggers coming out of the woodwork claiming they're the great great grandson's aunt's niece of the sister-in-law who owned widget #437
>>67681850
There's always black science man.
>yfw they have an entire exhibit dedicated to Neil DeGrasse Tyson
surprised it wasnt made to look like a pyramid. would fit in with the obelisk in DC and WE
>>67675450
They ruined the Mall. What a fucking disgrace.
>>67682115
They won't even let you take Chinese or Japanese history, too close to white.
1. is this government funded?
2. do dindus even go to museums?
>>67672702
>Gosh... if only I'd known how the White Man had tried to oppress and appropriate Black culture... what a fool I've been... I should find a way to make reparations to these proud, strong, brave, oppressed people. Maybe I should let them fuck my wife.
>>67682624
1. Yes
2. No
It's the brainchild of liberals with white guilt. It's funny to imagine Trayquan and he crew reading plaques about peanut butter though.
>>67682273
>NDT shows up
>there's an entire wing dedicated to him
>ridiculous achievements like "developed the theory of relativity" and "invented the telescope" are attributed to him
>he falls to his knees and breaks down into tears in humiliation
>most museums have a donation box
>this will have a reparations box
>>67672599
> accomplishments in music
Yo Yo *smacks lips* muh mix tape be in da mooseem
>>67682983
You have to let a team of 4 redguard gentlemen fuck your wife before you're allowed to enter.
>>67672599
>The $500 million museum "will display more than 22,000 objects of significance to Black history."
That's an awful lot of mud huts.
