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>Delegates Big Don: 674/Lyin’ Ted: 412/Soros Puppet #3054: 138
SUPER GOP ELECTION TRACKER: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hkgLa844MzTgeqcmrkeSrLnq7vJJZl2S7lMz8Qf5xq8/edit#gid=0
Latest Banter: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump
http://www.donaldtrump2016online.com/
http://www.98percentapproval.com/
>UPCOMING EVENTS
http://www.donaldjtrump.com/events/
RALLIES/TH
>Trumper Tuesday PC 3/16/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZE0uUzdiE
>Rally Vienna, OH 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xtYGBGHodA
>TH Hickory, NC 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_cOlpRxtIB4
>TH Tampa, FL 3/14/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VVTbiEnXno
>Rally Boca Raton, FL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PK_HFb8tkUs
>Rally Cincinnati, OH 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra_ed9WMDNE
>Rally Bloomington, IL 3/13/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4IzeBofs_c
INTERVIEWS
>Trump: “Riots” if Brokered Convention
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/03/16/trump_there_will_be_riots_if_im_leading_in_delegates_and_dont_win_nomination.html
>Trump on CNN about Chicago rally 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFff6N0Bsg
>Trump on Hannity about Chicago rally Cancellation 3/11/16
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJ9Dpm64Wo8
ENTERTAINMENT
>Cuffclinton.com
>Trump Mocks Clinton on Instagram
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
>Trump: Bernie supporters just want free lunch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_YPTo3NVPU
>RUBIO BREAKS DOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Zss4_d7pYM
>Can’t Stump the Trump XX
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFEdoenFEEs
>Trump Hawaii campaign volunteer almost moved to tears
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qL9cRznZDKY
>Official /Trump/ Playlist
http://pastebin.com/X9qQJVKJ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHcaP1-4Wbk
>TRUMPGEN ARCHIVE
http://trumpshow.info/
http://pastebin.com/u/MAGA2016
http://pastebin.com/9CEvNgV0
http://pastebin.com/E3nwRBJe
Who is the best Trump girl?
I'm going with the underrated Lara. She's intelligent, nihilistic, with a wicked sense of humor.
>>67671374
First for maga
ONLY GENERAL ELECTION AREAS WILL BE REPRESENTED
TOP PATRIOTS
1. South Carolina/Florida
3. Alabama
4. Mississippi
5. Hawaii
6. Tennessee
7. Georgia
8. New Hampshire
9. Massachussets
10. Nevada/Vermont
12. Louisiana
13. Michigan/North Carolina
15. Arkansas
16. Virginia/Kentucky
North Dakota (via straw poll)
Illinois (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
Missouri (Pending # CONFIRMED PATRIOT)
TOP TRAITORS
1. Washington D.C./Ohio
2. Wyoming
3. Minnesota
4. Kansas
5. Iowa
6. Texas
7. Oklahoma
8. Idaho
9. Maine
10. Alaska
STATES BY RAW DELEGATES FOR TRUMP (For you Texans and Floridians)
1. Florida
2. South Carolina
3. Texas
4. Georgia
5. Alabama
6. Tennessee
7. North Carolina
8. Michigan
9. Mississippi
10. Massachussets
11. Louisiana
12. Virginia/Kentucky
14. Arkansas
15. Nevada
16. Oklahoma
17. Idaho
18. New Hampshire/Alaska
20. Hawaii
21. Maine/Kansas
23. Vermont/Minnesota
25. Iowa
26. Wyoming (Still 1 Delegate Though!)
27. Washington D.C./Ohio
CANDIDATE OFFICIAL SONGS
Donald J. Trump - future POTUS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgIhGgrhQeE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKzsktuqwyU
Jeb!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=00bm8bbs_HE
Rafael "The Rat" Cruz
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmcEYVz4cqA
"Little" Marco Rubio
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDV-QnvJJc
John "Gee Wiz" Kasich
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yegThw_r7E
Chris "Krispy" Christie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-FPimCmbX8
Ben "Lights Out" Carson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YxaaGgTQYM
Rand "Manlet" Paul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA
Hillary "H is silent in Benghazi" Clinton
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FvyGydc8no
Bernie "Comrade" Sanders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sxTbfeYdO0
>>67671499
>>67671491
REEEEEEE MOTHERFUCKING SLOW ASS CAPTCHA BS
KEEP PRAISING THE KEK AND TRUMP AMERICA
Anyone worn out from last night? I woke up an hour ago.
WE'LL RECYCLE THIS THREAD.
I will send people here after mine hits limit
>>67671374
http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/election-2016/delegate-targets/republicans/
FUCK WE'RE OFF TARGET
HES NOW LACKING THE DELEGATES NEEDED
CURRENTLY HAS: 652
NEEDED: 719
LACKING: 67 DELEGATES REEEEEEEEEE
>>67671374
FRESH ENDORSEMENT
HILLARY ON SUICIDE WATCH
So whats up with Missouri? Why google says its 52 delegates up for grabs and Trump is awarded just 15 and the rest 0? Is it winner takes all?
>>67671744
Wait for Missouri to finish counting up their delegates.
FILLING IN FOR AWOOVEMENT
>>67671879
Don't even try to understand the American delegate system. Hell, even I don't understan
It'll update soon
How many delegates will Trump get from Missouri? Anybody know?
Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Nam-myoho-renge-kyo Nam-myoho-renge-kyo
/pol/, it's my day off, first in 6 days, and i am grumpy. Can't figure out why, i am very rarely grumpy. The only thing i can even think of is how much i would love to put on a MAGA hat and to the art museum in my city. I just thrashed some idiot in a thread for being stupid and now i feel both grumpy and a bit guilty.
I am hoping you niggers can turn my day around with some super butthurt berniefag memes or liberals having their ideology tore apart in front of them (the new years eve fikki fikki shit was great) in general. Posted here because i don't want to shit up the board with shit that fits into a general thread.
>>67671879
>Is it winner takes all?
>Why google says its 52 delegates up for grabs and Trump is awarded just 15 and the rest 0?
Recount nonsense probably, when its super close like that, they do recounts which delays delegates & outcomes
>>67672170
there is no way he can get 67 from Missouri
He will get around 20....
>>67672437
I think 42 if he wins, 10 if he loses.
My bunny is helping us MAGA
>>67671879
Missouri is winner takes all in the event someone reaches 51% of the state vote
If no one reaches 51% then the winner is awarded 12 delegates automatically and the rest are given out as normal.
No one will reach the winner take all count. The reason for the recount is to try and deny those 12 delegates to Trump and to also give Cruz the last state he needs to fulfill the requirements to enter a convention.
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
GET IN HERE
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
ALSO STOP SPLITTING
>>67671288
>>67672828
I'm pretty sure that's a possum.
Hey /pol/ I would just like to thank you for using your dank meme magic to help me help Israel. Glassner and I are loving it!
post your anime for Israel
WHO /BIGGUY/ HERE?
>>67671374
Jessie Ventura for Trump VP when? You KNOW it would be the perfect match-up, don't deny it /pol/.
Can we stop making these threads? Having a general for 1 candidate is dumb as fuck.
>>67672979
>jim webb meme is winning
1. that's not even possible since he's a democrat
2. he's shit
>>67673307
go back to plebbit, cuck
>>67672828
The person in front of me on the highway hit a rabbit the other day. Puff of white hairs and red mist that puffed out like a cloud. Carcass came right at my car and i had to do a hard swerve while going 110km to not hit it.
It was not until after i was completely out of danger that i felt bad for the poor little thing. It died quick though for sure.
>>67673505
>cross party tickets aren't possible
Why don't you use Google before posting and looking like an idiot?
Also, he's not shit, he's absolutely based.
I must wait until the fucking 26th, GOD DAMN IT.
>>67672708
>there is no way he can get 67 from Missouri
>He will get around 20....
He'll get 50
>>67673202
what is this video?
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/anti-trump-groups-threaten-largest-civil-disobedience-action-of-the-century/
WAR WERE DECLARED
So what is there left for Cruz? Utah next weeks and thats it? Its all over after that for him, right?
>>67671491
>not vanessa
at least u tried
>>67673625
>hurr based
he's a loser and got 0% of the democrats --- and republicans won't be kind to a democrap
>>67671565
> No Northern Mariana Islands
MAGA
>>67671374
Did he not already win Missouri?
>>67673307
None of the other candidates have the support base for a general, and all election discussion can be held in this general. Anyone that makes threads about the election outside of this general is shitposting, 9/10 times anyway.
>>67674521
Top line my man.
>https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/710177855796350977
MAGA
>>67671374
Since there are roughly ~220 delegates that are up for grabs, I'm compiling a list of rules for delegates of withdrawn candidates (since it varies by state).
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? YOU WON'T SHARE YOUR WIFE WITH A POOR BLACK GUY?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
I made a template for anyone who wants to make their dream trump cabinet
enjoy bros
Does Trump win AZ? whole lot of cucks move there from Minnesota
>>67672694
Have one dose of meme
>>67671806
fuck off, reddit
>>67674574
the gap closed to like 40,7 to Trump and 40,3 to Rato, so it's technically still undecided. I don't see Rato getting ahead even with a recount though. Trump was 1200+ votes up.
YOUR FUCKING A WHYTE MAIL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>67674431
we're not going to mansplain to you, YOURE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>>67674628
add numbers so we can roll
>>67674502
Actually Webb has tons of Republican supporters, Trump has spoken kindly of him, he has actually been a Republican for more of his life than Trump has and left the party for the exact same reasons Trump did in the early 00s at pretty much the exact same time, and pic related
>>67674581
Should still be on the list.
MFW
>>67674628
Where is Vice President?
Anti-Trump Groups Threaten ‘Largest Civil Disobedience Action of the Century’
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/03/16/anti-trump-groups-threaten-largest-civil-disobedience-action-of-the-century/
Trump vs Soros
http://www.presstv.ir/Detail/2016/03/13/455393/George-Soros-violent-mobs-Chicago-
>‘Soros seeks to destroy Trump’s challenge to New World Order’
http://www.bloomberg.com/politics/articles/2016-03-15/soros-alarmed-by-trump-pours-money-into-2016-race
>Soros, Alarmed by Trump, Pours Money into 2016 Race
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2016/mar/13/moveonorg-raising-funds-from-trump-protests-warns-/
>Moveon.Org raising funds from Trump protests, warns more disruptions to come
>>67671374
>mfw Drumpfkins think photoshopping a stupid hat on everything and everyone is a good meme
Simpletons and neanderthals, the lot of you
>>67674777
Literally Satan. Seriously. George Soros is a cancer on this earth. You want to know who keeps funding the anti-European, anti-right wing antifa guys, the FEMEN people, all those left wing agitator groups, funded a bunch of protesters to Baltimore and Ferguson to escalate the situation, the Ukraine conflict/coup that threw Yanukovych out of power, how migrants in the mid-East get funding and guides to go to Europe, etc etc etc.?
Literally all George fucking Soros. I'm not joking. I'm not fucking around. It all comes down to him. He either directly or indirectly funds these things and wikileaks/other leaks from reliable sources confirm that he is the guy pulling all the strings.
Of course, very few people in the media report on this shit when it happens because of obvious reasons - money and influence.
Here are some examples:
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/soros-admits-involvement-in-migrant-crisis-national-borders-are-the-obstacle/
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/616541/European-Union-Migrants-Refugees-George-Soros-Hungary-Viktor-Orban-Europe
http://news.sky.com/story/1551853/sky-finds-handbook-for-eu-bound-migrants
http://www.reuters.com/article/us-ukraine-crisis-soros-idUSKBN0KH0NQ20150108
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2015-06-01/hacked-emails-expose-george-soros-ukraine-puppet-master
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jan/14/george-soros-funds-ferguson-protests-hopes-to-spur/?page=all
http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/Ferguson-Missouri-paid-protesters/2015/05/25/id/646587/
http://i.imgur.com/K8ZUEtI.png
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Media_Matters_for_America
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2015/11/02/soros-admits-involvement-in-migrant-crisis-national-borders-are-the-obstacle/
Soros is doing absolutely everything in his power to undermine the West, ethnically, traditionally, ethically, basically every single facet, he is trying to break. Why? No one knows except him. That said, his actions speak for themselves.
>>67672979
>no Anne "Spic Skinner" Coulter
>>67674431
what do you mean by "what" it is? Its a meme
mfw fucking a white male
>>67674628
thanks
MAGA
>>67674755
I would like to see Trump/Charlie Day
It would be beautiful.
>>67674843
yeah but I haven't seen the video....
>>67674521
51st state when
>>67674701
She looks like a rabbit with that overbite
>>67674874
MAGA!
>>67674840
We've already established that she's getting nominated to be head of the newly founded Department of Shitposting.
>people are democratically voting for Trump and Clinton
>this is wrong, we need to SAVE OUR DEMOCRACY
Bernie cuck logic
>>67673202
>not /WHITEGUY/
>>67672708
He gets 42 from MO. Stop this cuckoldry already.
>>67672708
Trump will get 42 or 47 in Missouri
>>67674755
wew I knew I forgot something
>>67674893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UYOy1tuVv3w
>>67671744
Don't worry. Meme magic is going to happen. Don't believe me?
Check the numbers, Anon.
When's the next rally?
MOVEMENT
>>67674893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YU3vcvGpALQ
9:11
>>67675008
Well I can already tell this is going to be a fun thread
you're wrong on a lot of things in that post.
>>67675046
reddit no
>mfw racist Americans actually want to vote for a white male
>>67674954
>not Milo
>>67675046
Anime belongs in the trash
>>67675143
>Milo
>not Press Secretary
>>67675128
A
FUCKING
WHITE
MALE
>>67674502
Highest polls were 9-12% lad
23 in his native Virginia
posted in the wrong thread like an idiot
>>67674968
FUCK HONEYWELL. hope those stupid liberals in shitattle finally learn about trump
>>67674963
They're more focused on trying to take down Trump than they are supporting their candidate. If they used the effort to help Bernie that they're using on Trump maybe the cuck would stand a chance (probably not).
>>67675046
Fuck off
>>67675178
says the Brazilian shemale
>>67675000
Hey g00k, fix your goddamn spam filter
>>67674587
There are like 1000 delegates left
>>67675048
>9:11
MEME MAGIC
ARE
>>67675279
I think he's talking about delegates from Rubio, Jeb, Carson, etc.
>>67675207
>Press Secretary
>not head of shitposting
is there a difference?
>wake up after a long and tiring fight for the God Emperor
>5 fucking states
>beautiful spring weather
>look at all of the broken souls on r/sandersforpresident
>we still won Missouri after recounts
Man I feel so fucking happy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=awnrdye9zTg
A very fair video
Blames SJWs for trump's rise for the most part
>>67671744
He'll get 42 from MO, and he can make up the difference in NY if he wins a majority, which would make it winner take all.
>>67674777
>largest civil disobedience action of the century
Yeah, I don't think so. We're going to be seeing maybe 1,000 people at most, half of which are going to disappear right after they start because a ten-day march is too hard. The rest will just get dispersed by the police.
>>67675279
I meant delegates from the primaries and cuckuses already held. Delegates belonging to candidates that dropped, are uncommitted, etc.
>>67675372
4 states, 1 territory
HOLY SHIT. PAULS ENDORSE TRUMP IN SURPRISE JOINT ANNOUNCEMENT
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/16/politics/pauls-endorsement-donald-trump/
Can somebody share the trump hat templates to stick hats onto anime girls? I'm particularly looking for the red hat set
roll for em boys
>>67675458
Fuck off
>>67675458
What was the point of your post?
>>67675397
>Surgeon General
>>67675458
>http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/16/politics/pauls-endorsement-donald-trump/
>date on screencap
>28 Feb
mmk
>>67675046
rip bernie, and potentially the black race
Any pictures of how the Chicongo college campus looks after Trumps victory in Illinois?
>>67675429
They're officially a state now.
But yeah
>>67675442
Did you notice the hat on >>67675046 says "Bernie"? Or was it purpose?
Reminder that Appalachia is Trump-land
>>67675456
>>67675341
>>67675128
>>67674843
>>67674736
Do we know this...thing's twitter? It should know it's a meme
>>67675048
is the black hair woman retarded
>>67674426
It's a famous song, I come from a rural area myself so it's nice to hear it when driving back home. John Denver version is best, he is famous here too.
>>67671744
MSNBC IS SHOWING 666 DELEGATES
>>67675483
Here's what I got chief
>>67675508
Rolling.
>>67675458
>>67675527
>>67675543
>>67675588
Might as well have.
http://www.ronpaul.com/2016-02-29/ronpaul-com-founders-endorse-donald-trump-for-president/
>>67675458
Eat shit
>>67675640
I want to know the answer to this question desu
Have the shills given up? I haven't seen them around much lately
>>67675456
FUCKING
>>67675633
The weirdest thing I've noticed is how all the Appalachian counties go for Sanders. He's not even a supporter of coal or anything.
>Hannity Live
http://www.talkstreamlive.com/program/sean_hannity/
http://tunein.com/radio/The-Sean-Hannity-Show-247-s239903/
http://www.iheart.com/live/the-sean-hannity-show-247-6706/
>>67675633
What about urban Pensylvania? I bet many are democrats but I wonder what the Republicans will choose?
Trump is basically Rocky so they should pick him.
>>67675483
Made one of my own hat, here.
>>67675633
Penn better fucking go Trump by a big margin.
>>67675508
Secretary of Weed please. LMAO
>>67671744
>Ohio did this
>>67675737
A lot of them gave up but there are some still grasping at straws
>>67675372
feels good man
>>67675737
They're too busy posting on reddit about how BERNIE CAN STILL WIN
>>67675008
Based Sleepy Doctor as VP
Not that it's directly Trump related, but would anyone with an imgur account like to help me shit all over the SJWs downvoting all the pro-white comments and downvote all the anti-white shit?
https://imgur.com/gallery/WfUkc5L
>>67675771
Philly is the definition of a blue collar democrat city
>>67671615
PRAISE KEK
>>67675737
They left with Bernie's hopes for presidency
>>67675844
they'll be rationalizing for a bit, then they'll be back. At least we still have concern trolls and mantits to keep us entertained
>>67675753
Western North Carolina went Sanders due to the Native vote
>>67675527
>>67675543
>>67675719
Stay cucked little trumpets
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
Oi lads.
>>67675685
>>67675783
thank you friends
>>67675812
>>67675508
All kidding aside though this guy should be secretary of Veterans affairs
I got a 12 originally.
>>67675741
KIDDING
>>67675920
IM HIGH AF BTW PRAISE KEK, PLEBITIANSIRIONSOES.
>>67676023
BLESS YOU
>>67675709
That's neat
first positions decided
>>67671744
Wait until Missouri is in you nervous Nellie.
BASED TAIWAN
>REDDIT BTFO
>BERN OUTS BTFO
>RUBIO BTFO
http://youtu.be/I0eU3Fr0nsY
>>67676023
WEEBS BTFO
>>67676023
I'm so glad I didn't go to bed.
>>67676023
wew lad
>>67676023
OH SHIT
WORLD DEBUT
MAGA
>"The media has created the perception that the voters choose the nomination. That's the conflict here," Curly Haugland, an unbound GOP delegate from North Dakota, told CNBC's "Squawk Box" on Wednesday. He even questioned why primaries and caucuses are held."
>"It could introduce Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney, or it could be the other candidates that have already been in the race and are now out of the race [such as] Mike Huckabee [or] Rick Santorum. All those people could eventually become candidates on the floor,"
Not to mention Le Left Movement from East Coast onwards as funded by Soros.
>>67676023
OOOOHHHH SHITTTT
>>67675771
Urban PA is virtually all Dem. The remaining republicans will be about even between Trump and Golly Gee Man
Trump will sweep suburban and urban areas. PA isn't the state we need to worry about. Winner take all and Trump is a lock for the ~76 delegates.
t. PA resident
>>67676023
YCStT be praised!
>>67676121
One more roll for Carson
>>67675955
Shouldn't you be at some neoliberal fanfare event celebrating the great achievements of Trudeau and Obongo?
>>67675955
(You) told those FUCKING WHITE MALES
Can't stump the Trump XXI is out!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lK6pz_nktM
>>67676023
Why were you so asshurt yesterday?
>>67676280
About what?
>>67674784
It's time to put aside the rhetoric, and get round the negotiating table. These strikes are wrong.
Thank you MO!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1vWK2yf9Y0
>>67671615
PRAISE HIM
If you look at the Primary roadmap it is clear the future now rests with California. If the Emperor can win California then it really is over by a lot. It's WTA and has 172 delegates.
He curently has a 10 point lead and the RNC criminals will throw all their shekels into Calif to try to stop him.
If they fail then will be down at least $50mil in ad buying (guessing this is what they will need compared to what they spent in Florida and Ohio combined).
>>67675844
Reminder that the Onion was bought out by a pro-Shillary merchant
>>67676023
>That pic
Bless you
>>67676314
That's what I'm asking.
>>67676023
WEEBS
COMPLETELY
DESTROYED
I love you YCSTT, good volume as always.
>Webb up by 30 votes
WEW LAD
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
http://strawpoll.me/7099053/
>>67675849
They had SUCH high hopes and it just came fucking CRASHING down SO FUCKING HARD
>baby's first contest in Iowa
>OMG GUYS WE ALMOST TIED! ITS REAL! WE CAN REALLY MAKE IT!
>New Hampshire landslide
>BERNIE IS GONNA BE THE NOMINEE!!! THIS MOMENTUM IS CRAZY!
>South Carolina and Nevada stomp their hopes and dreams
>days go by and they forget
>in comes the big Michigan upset
>"HILLARY HAD A 99% CHANCE TO WIN MICHIGAN! THIS IS INCREDIBLE! THERE'S NO WAY WE'RE GOING TO LOSE NOW!"
>Super Tuesday
>ZERO (0) FUCKING STATES
>>67676023
god bless you
friendly reminder that Trump is doing better than Romney was doing at this point
>>67676379
>carson not being surgeon general
Blasphemy
Carson for Surgeon General!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDBS8bYGhWr/
ARE YOU KIDDING ME? IS THIS A JOKE? YOU DONT EVEN OWN A KEKSHED AND YOU WANT TO VOTE FOR THE NEXT HITLER? IS THIS TRUE?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>67673081
It is a rabbit and his name is Heydrich
>>67671491
Katrina
>>67676023
godspeed, motherfucker.
>>67675757
Curious digits my good man.
>>67676332
Cali here, 209. We got this shit on lock. Cant wait to MAGA.
>>67675590
We got a tough guy here
>>67675228
Now I'm glad the Honeywell/UTC merger fell through.
Guys, Trump needs to find a better line of attack against the rat
Calling him lying Ted plus sucking all of the media air out of the room is just barely holding him at bay
I think Trump needs to start hammering him on being a lying cuck about immigration (hur durr more H1Bs, you can't depot people :^))
We have obviously found out that conservatives are less cucked than we thought and they understand foreign invasion as an existential threat to their ideology so the immigration issue Trumps almost everything
So he needs to start undermining Ted Jews on this really hard
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDnuWLuAbCw
Spread this video everywhere
>>67676332
It's honestly unfair to have WTA with so many delegates. If trump wins again it's good for him, but in the end those states can even knock out front-runners badly, if they lose.
>>67675753
He doesn't win Appalachian counties by any significant margins as far as I've seen. Probably a fluke.
>>67676536
This still triggers me.
>>67676023
fantastic m8. literal chills
>>67671374
Obligatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0o1TXMAGtNE
>>67676536
wait, it's a guy?
If anyone here can sing. Can you make a vocaroo with these lyrics set to the opening of DBZ Kai?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJCY9IIZBx8
>>67676023
I mean its cringy comparing trump to hitler, they're not alike. Hitler is a man of the military, disciplined, a life of struggle and fighting. A militant leader.
Trumps a businessman, a salesman, a talker, a life of plenty and afforded quality always.
I cringe seeing them compared.
>>67676429
Cruz will be VP.
Trump gear came in today. Pretty decent for the price tbqh.
This is a MOOvement!
>>67676379
roll for Geert.
>>67676767
WHATCHA EATIN RATO
>>67676023
yeoman's work man
thanks so much
>>67676767
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>67676023
>My OC got used
IT'S FUCKING GREAT
>>67674628
Should add a box for Court Jester at the bottom and put Jeb in it
>>67676379
>that Trudeau
kek
>>67676379
for health and human services!
>>67676767
>has said he would not accept the position
>has been irreversibly branded as "Lyin' Ted" to the electorate for life
>would not win Trump any new voters or any new demographics, would not win Trump any states that are not already going to vote for him
>HAS ALREADY SAID HE WOULD NOT ACCEPT THE POSITION
>>67671374
New one is out
HEEE'SSS BAAACCKKK
"Bloodied at Trump rally, Anthony Cage is fine – and pressing charges"
http://www.stlamerican.com/news/local_news/article_27ffaa78-eb06-11e5-9c64-3bd5adfed560.html#.VulBCvbWn4o.twitter
Anyone have a MAGA hat for this guy?
>>67671744
thats roughly in the margin of error
>No events
What is he planning?
>>67671565
New Hampshire here, proud to be reconized for our patriotism
>>67676767
>>67676959
To avoid a brokered convention blow out... Is there any other way?
>>67676653
>(with maths!)
I'm curious, what do bernie maths look like?
>>67674820
>Soros is doing absolutely everything in his power to undermine the West, ethnically, traditionally, ethically, basically every single facet, he is trying to break. Why?
a world currency
All my liberal friends are sharing this currently.
You can call any black man that doesn't fall in line a house nigger, but don't actually use the dreaded "n-word" or it'd make it racist!
>>67671491
>giving a shit about elections
>nihilistic
pick one
>>67676767
Confirmed.
>>67676566
You guys are on the last day of the primaries and you could very well nail it at the last gasp. If you don't fail us then there is just no way the Emperor won't win.
There may well be no need for a Convention.
Why is Trump being held responsible by the media for leftists who protest violently because he says stuff they disagree with? I don't get it. Somehow anti-Trump people being violent in Chicago is his fault, it makes no sense.
>>67676993
FALSE FLAG
>>67676993
>it's
why did i expect anything more?
>>67676023
great one
keked several times
>>67676023
>that end
Top kek, thought you were going to pass over it, but god damn it was worth it.
>>67676023
>americans using the word 'lads'
I now understand why the noggs complain about cultural appropriation so much desu.
>>67676981
wow this is some high-energy original content. MAGA
>>67677073
common core
STOP IT TRUMP! DON'T HUMILIATE MEEEEEEE!!
#IfNotBernieThenTrump
>#IfNotBernieThenTrump
#IfNotBernieThenTrump
>#IfNotBernieThenTrump
#IfNotBernieThenTrump
>#IfNotBernieThenTrump
>>67677073
it's pretend long shot (What if) numbers that will keep him in the race
>>67677073
(Gibsmedat) + (White Guilt) - (Strong Conservatives) = (Sanders Presidency)
>>67676767
NNOOOOOOOOOO WE CAN'T DEFLECT ALL OF THAT MEME MAGIC
WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOONE
Did cruz exhaust all of his voterbase, i hope he concedes his delegates to trump to give em a bug f you.
current administration
>>67677238
IKR.
One little inaccuracy though.
why is Sanders closer to the White House than Clinton?
>>67675508
Moonman for homeland security
>>67677176
Anyone have that video clip of Bernie saying Trump needs to take responsibility for his supporters and then the very next question he's asked about the violent Trump protesters in Chicago and he says "I shouldn't have to take responsibility for what people who support me do" or something along those lines.
>>67677237
mate
>lad
mate
>lad
>>67677237
Bros is just as awful as lads, that's why I use boys, sometimes fellas when I'm feeling fancy.
>>67676749
See Name
>>67677232
bet Jeb made that post on his macbook pro, baby
>>67676023
IT'S RUBIOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>67677069
Promise him a seat on the SC
>>67677302
peridot
>>67677069
A brokered convention isn't likely at this point with all the WTAs and WTMs left.
>>67676023
>2010
>Consequences will never be the same
>2016
>There used to be consequences, but now there aren't anymore.
>>67677302
Admiral Yi
>>67676492
Can Trump still make it to 1575 delegates? Is that even possible?
>>67677261
Anybody know if Missouri as been officially announced yet? It's back to 100% on the guardian but no confirmation.
Sp what's going on with Mississippi did the recount already happen?
>>67676023
ADD IT TO THE OP
>>67676876
>>67676063
lol these faggots are being bullycided
feels good man
>>67677351
Mate is the absolute worst.
>>67677427
YISS
>>67677383
That is honestly such a disgusting option. I can't believe there are people who seriously want Cruz on the SC.
>>67671491
Lara is high energy. I mean I can't blame Vanessa for being busy with five children, but Lara and Eric stayed up late to watch Missouri and were still tweeting at 2am.
>debates are over
>Rato has zero exposure now
>zero momentum whatsoever
>>67676767
What kind of Dark sorcery is this?
>>67677433
NBC called it last night.
>>67677392
Really? Maybe I have been taking too many shill posts too seriously.
>>67672979
The only viable VP pick
>>67677431
*1237 ish m8, yes it is, we jut need to keep meming
>>67677364
'bros' is probably the most yank option.
>>67677351
I'll get you for this.
>>67677176
http://www.ocregister.com/articles/trump-708296-america-donald.html
>>67676023
The best one so far, I got fucking chills during the protest scenes and the polls coming in
Great editing man
>>67677302
Make Stocks Great Again
>>67677534
Thanks m8, died when it went back down to 99 in Cruz land
>>67676023
Fucking love it.
>>67677536
Trump needs to win between 50-60% of the remaining delegates. Considering how many of the remaining states, including NY and CA, are WTA/WTM, it's hard to see him not getting that.
>>67676023
Need more Dr. Ben Carson
Trump/Sanders would be da most perfect ticket desu
>>67677532
>Not Semper Virgini
POSITIONS FILLING UP FAST
>>67676767
Welp. That's gay but VP is fine I guess.
>>67677431
Not counting unbound and ones that haven't trickled in from Missouri yet, he can get 1570 if he gets 100% of the delegates from all WTA and Proportional states.
>>67677094
One of my lib friends shared a pic suggesting Carson was a house-nigger. Shit's legit shocking to me to see come from these people.
>>67677723
Sanders is a communist.
>>67677723
If only Sanders didn't hate Trump's guts, yeah, maybe
>>67677073
1%/99% = free college
im feelin krispy kreme.. him and trump would be great.
>>67677777
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>67677777
And I just double confirmed it. Great.
Oh well, Cruz likes boogers but as long as he isn't President that works.
>>67676993
You cant Cage the Cage
>>67676379
Remember only black lives matter!
>>67671879
Counting isn't done. Some are so close they're waiting for absentee/mail-in ballots to come in and be counted (legally they can do this until Friday at noon). There may also be recounts in some polls, but I haven't heard anything confirmed.
>>67677723
Fuck Bernie
>>67676767
>>67677777
holy shit
>>67677777
Cruz please stay in Canada
GOP already saying they will cheat Trump.
http://www.cnbc.com/2016/03/16/we-choose-the-nominee-not-the-voters-senior-gop-official.html
>>67677775
Cuck-deau is secretary of Veteran Affairs?
I mean...I guess it kinda makes sense...he must be good at tending to people give how much bull-prepping he's done
>>67676767
>>67677777
Oh my fuck
>>67676379
>>67676767
>>67677777
Thy will be done, kek
When do we go to the convention to shut down the corrupt political machine?
>>67676208
Kasich isn't even on the ballot in PA lol. He didn't get enough valid signatures on his petition.
>>67677302
Construction, lets do this!
>>67677694
WE NEED TO CONVERT SOME BERN BROS. i DON'T WANT TO BUT AFTER WE GET THE PRESIDENCY WE CAN "DEPORT" THEM.
>>67675834
I voted for Trump as hard as I could, I'm sorry. A-at least Cruz didn't win, right guys?
>>67677775
Ayy I'ma roll
Reminder that Texans belong in the zoo
>>67676993
>hashtagging stop
Weak as fuck false flag
>>67676023
>still haven't watched the last CSTT
Now I know how to kill the half hour before class.
Gotta go somewhere where I'm not going to disturb a whole library laughing.
>>67678036
Are you in Appalachia Ohio? I think you guys get to stay in America.
>>67676981
Any more drawings like this?
>>67677470
I use them all the time because it seems to really annoy people. Also, you get people asking why someone in the UK cares about Trump.
>>67677849
It's actually quite smart, it means no liberal will want to kill Trump because he's the lesser of two evils in their book
NEW THREAD
>>67678071
NEW THREAD
>>67678071
NEW THREAD
>>67678071
NEW THREAD
>>67678071
NEW THREAD
>>67678071
>>67677775
Accept this
>>67678013
>>67676023
WEEBS ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67678118
This will lead to more memes about the VP being the big bad, like back when Cheney was in that position.
>>67677723
VAZA DAQUI, VIADO!
>>67677302
Trannies for trump
>>67678018
>they won't just flee to canada anyway
Oh yah and we will be proud to have them.
>>67677302
Mutti Merkel for anything
>>67678284
>we will be proud to have them.
You can keep them in Toronto with the other degenerates.
>>67676745
I cleaned it up this morning. There's a small line on her left eye
>>67676767
HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
THAT FUCKING GET
>>67677302
Gimmie the dinklage
>>67676487
The very idea that they thought he was going to win in South Carolina is hilarious. The niggers will always vote Clinton, and the whites and Mexicans are not going to accept some tax happy Jew.
>>67677777
THIS DARK SORCECERY IS MANIPULATING KEK. PLEASE KEK LET THIS NOT BE TRUE
>>67676023
I see you found a nice balance between full propaganda minister and memes. I really liked what you did with the chiraq part
captcha select all milkshakes kek
Cruz no VP
KEK SHOW ME A SIGN. ANYTHING LET THE BOOGER EATER NOT BE VP
>>67677302
You're missing Homeland Security
>>67677530
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