What does /pol/ thinks about asians?
>>67667898
They're aliens. Straight up
>>67667898
What he do?
>>67668140
Went to North Korea
They make good video games.
>>67668140
went to north korea and steal a souvenir in the hotel room. he is a victiom for a deal with us
>>67667898
Idc about asians. All i know is that rich, priviledged white fuckboi turd got exactly what he deserved.
Our kids are growing up without discipline and he will be the shininh example this lazy ass country needs.
No im not old either, im 26, born and raised in chicago.
>>67668140
He broke the law and was awarded a fair sentence for his crime. I hope after he is released he'll have realized the value of hard work. Maybe he'll stop stealing when he knows the value of a dollar. Degenerate.
he gonna get raped
Can't wait til God Emperor becomes President and in interviews refers to Kim as "Fat Kimmy". Trump will be the first world leader in the modern era to throw bantz around.might get Fat Boy mad enough to sperg out.
cant believe pol is full of this many bootlickers
top cuck
>>67668446
this
>>67668430
kek
>>67667898
>ameritards
>>67668366
so 15 years in slave labor fits the crime of taking a hotel sign?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZvgY1NGXU
>>67668446
More likely to get beaten the shitout, I don't think North Koreans would rape an U.S. Rathr easier for the mto torture him over the years
>>67668430
This. Play dumb games win dumb prizes.
>>67668140
Went to North Korea, for some idiotic fucking reason, for sure. And if that was not bad enough, attempted to smuggle out a propaganda poster. He probably would've been OK to just visit the Dictator ran flintstone country, if he didn't also feel like breaking laws while he was there. Double idiot.
Ill have to do something about this.
>>67668562
Breviek gets to play ps3 all day in a luxury suite for mass killing kids while this guy will be whipped into slave labor for stealing a sign.
>>67667898
It's just a North-Korean gulag, come on Itakka.
>>67668562
This nigger had it coming, I don't know what it is about our people and thinking that they can just do whatever they want around the world. Justice is served.
>>67668308
wtf you talkin about, nigga. SK makes the games. NK does not make anything aside from prison camps.
>>67667898
he went to north korea
why the fuck
would you ever
step foot
in north korea
>>67668562
15 years of slave labor for going to fucking North Korea to take a hotel sign, you mean. When you leap into the lion's den, don't be surprised when you get mauled.
>>67667898
NORTH KOREA PRANK (GONE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XDDD!!!!) LMAO!!!
>>67667898
someone post the video of him testifying and giving a press conference in north korea. it's top kek
>>67667898
That person disgust me. Fucking cry baby - if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/north-korea-sentences-us-tourist-15-years-prison-37680154
>>67668430
Agreed
You go to a foreign country and you obey laws.
Even the intranet must have a tourist section containing laws
>>67668430
>after he is released
after 14 years and 364 days he'll be sentenced for another 15 years for something.
Haven't you read about gulags?
With tensions running as high as they are, what are the chances this could finally plunge us into war? I've been waiting for the day when we just knock fatty Kim on his face and blow the shit out of best Korea.
>>67668642
Who are you?
>>67668835
15 years of slave labor for ALLEGEDLY* going to North Korea to take a hotel sign.
We don't know if he actually committed the crime. DPRK isn't know for giving fair trials to the enemy. They probably just wanted a bargaining chip once they found that sanctions were coming.
>>67667898
I like them. I don't think about them much one way or the other. I'm not a fan of the ones in the US who try to ride the SJW train. No idea wtf they're complaining about.
>>67668350
>>67668430
>>67668634
Yeah I just read the news story
He knew risks. Pretty stupid move just for a car. Every knows you gotta careful as fuck in North Korea, even the citizens
>>67668069
>First post. Best post.
>>67668069
UNDERATED
>went to north korea
>leaving a Bible in hotel room
>get 15 years
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2650554/North-Korea-detains-US-tourist-leaving-bible-hotel-room.html
kek
>>67667898
>go to a place
>know the law/ reputation of the place
>dont respect the place
>???
I agree that 15 years a tad harsh, but this is NK, not some EU hippy country
He's going to be used as a political bargaining chip for more foreign aid and food to the norks.
He will be out by the end of the year /pol/
Can't do the time? Don't do the crime.
It's like the guy that got caned for vandalism in Singapore. I think the punishment was unduly harsh, but since I'm not Singaporean I can fuck right off with my opinion.
I'm always amazed when Americans go places and expect to be treated like they were in America. Obey the local laws to minimize your chance of getting fucked with ya dingus.
>>67668709
that's the difference between a first world rich country and a third world isolated military dictatorship
THAT COUNTRY IS READY TO NUKE NY AND IS MAKING MENACES EVERY DAY.
YOU JUST DON'T TRAVEL AS A TOURIST TO A PLACE LIKE THAT.
IT'S NOT THAT HARD. NO DICTATORSHIP WILL JUDGE YOU FAIRLY ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE THE MAIN ENEMY OF THEIR STATE.
ANYONE THAT DOESN'T SEE THIS IS RETARDED.
North Korea probably loves him, now they can trade him for an egg roll shipment.
>>67668815
I traveled to North-Korea under Kim Jong-il.
It was a nice propaganda trip desu and all the food, they even showed us a fat kid and said overweight is a big problem in NK.
>>67669012
Since you don't appear to get the analogy: North Korea is the lion's den. Going there for ANY purpose is one of the most idiotic things anyone can do in their lives. It doesn't really matter what he did or did not do there. Nobody has any business there except for actually liberating the hellhole.
>>67668562
No, but it's the law of their land. And he decided to visit their land, and break their laws, so how could he not be charged with their sentences. I think it's unfair. But I think it's more unfair that millions of North Koreans are locked up in prison camps, born in prison camps. And most of them didn't even steal a sign. I bet a lot of them are in there, for just KNOWING someone who once stole a sign. Until the world decides to do something about NK, I will not feel bad for tourists who get locked up while visiting a known dictator ran shithole, and breaking the laws while they're doing it. I mean seriously, did he not know that they lock people up for LIFE in that country, and the person has committed no crime whatsoever. People are BORN into prison, and forced labor. And no one does shit about it. And I'm supposed to feel bad for some dipshit, who went there, and broke their laws WILLINGLY? No.
>>67667898
Soulless insectoids.
>>67668140
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RYm8xs7pqw
>>67669079
>just for a car
learn2propaganda
whatever he did, it wasn't for a car or money or whatever North Koreans actually covet
>>67668801
They are actually active in the animation scene as cheap labor, apparently they really suckers at facial expressions ie. making characters smile and remain dead eyed while they are obviously in pain.
Stockholm syndrome when?
>>67668140
Went to the DPRK, he went to a restricted part of his hotel, tried to steal a red propagandic slogan sign, got caught, tried to the drunk excuse, got arrested, had an appeal hearing (which was an Oscar-worthy performance, I'll link it), got sentenced to 15 years of hard labor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZvgY1NGXU
>UVA Student
>unsurprised.jpg
Every fucking time.
>>67667898
Based Gooks punishing vulgar and impetuous Millenial interloper in Best Korea
One Thousand Years of Kim Rule
>>67667898
based
>>67668575
"my family suffers from severe financial difficulties" - 8:35
>an american telling this to north korea... topkek!!!
>>67669127
is it painful to be canned? its like some whip but harder right? Are you canned on the buttcheeks?
>>67668914
I'm pretty sure "Not Stealing" is a law in every country
>going to that commie shit hole in the first place
literally why?
>>67669226
Top Kek. Sounds like something outta that movie "the interview"
>>67669364
Probably right
They aren't as bad at driving as people make them out to be, but they are still bad
>>67669311
North Korea is not the lions' den. They have less than 40 nukes. We have 7,500+. We're the ones who really hold the power at the negotiation table.
I understand that this student, a flaming liberal one at that, visited the country willingly and broke their laws. I understand that they have the right to try him as they see fit. But regardless of the retard he is, am I the only one who wants to steamroll across their border and bring him out? I don't give a fuck about what the world or the norks think, a fellow citizen is in peril and we should do whatever we must to help
>>67669519
lol. That dude's definitely a spy. A shitty spy. But definitely a spy.
>>67667898
WHY DO YOU THINK THERE'S NO NIGGERS IN BASED NK?
>>67669127
Why no death penalty desu?
>>67668801
k
>>67668709
He should have stole something in Norway instead desu.
>>67669683
Exacty
He should have even asked someone where he could get something similar
>>67668575
>I committed severe crimes against the people of North Korea
it's sad they tortured this motherfucker already.
>>67669356
>>67669519
Thanks. Will watch later
>>67669676
this video is malaysia's version but its basically the same thing
a thick rattan that splits the flesh....its mainly only for degenerate crimes though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxWg6JDoRFs
>Go to foreign politics state
>Try to steal their shit
deserved it
>>67669783
Yeah and everytime a spy gets caught in another country it's like a rule that the country he's from will deny he is a spy so you can't ever know
>>67667898
Absolutely no sympathy for that fuckwad.
>>67667898
I like Best Korea
>>67669847
he stole a banner, he didn't piss on Kim il-sun's grave
>>67668366
>got exactly what he deserved
For a piece of paper?
You are a total faggot if you think this is right
>>67669778
Truth
We can't let a citizen of the U.S. get butt-raped for 15 years by filthy gooks.
We have to nuke the gooks.
Nuke them. Nuke gooks.
This is what I would do. I would work those 15 years, be released, go to America, write a book about it, become world famous, become a millionaire for the rest of your life. It might actually be a good investment.
>>67669778
this would be the equivalent of mexico steamrolling across the border to free some pancho in jail in the usa
>>67667898
based alpha fucking nationalists
>>67667898
He cried like a bitch, he deserved it all.
>>67668519
>looked at flag
>disregarded
>>67669858
Looks epic. Odd, seeing how the entire country has no internet. lol, most of the country, does not even have power. LOL, most of the country, does not even have food!
>>67669127
Good. I wish Austrian city governments were almost completely independent from the federal government and would introduce severe punishments for anti-civilized behavior, like littering, spitting, graffiti spraying and so on.
>>67669884
Some people in London pay a lot of money for this kind of treatment
>>67669980
Their country, their rules. It's like going into someone's house and starting stealing things right in front of them. You just can't do that.
>>67668430
>Korean plant detected
Reported to the FBI. :^)
>>67669999
The difference is the Mexican's would get blown the fuck out. The norks wouldn't be able to stop shit. What a waste of quads.
These fucking gooks pull shit like this, and yet all the commentators can say is FUCKING MILLENNIALS!!!!
>>67668874
>jewtube in a nutshell
>>67670213
except this was a hotel
I take shit from hotels all the fucking time
>>67667898
You don't put someone in jail for 15 years for taking a poster. Period. Fuck the North
>>67670185
kek i thought exactly the same. If it were a pretty chick i would have a raging boner.
>>67669884
i've been told that singapour is rather harsh with punishment but dude this is nasty
>>67669783
Yep. He said he was hired by the Z Society, and said he got corrupted by the US. The hearing was clearly scripted and staged though. The end especially.
>>67669989
I like your thinking
"work camp" is just what they call it. They're death camps. He's not going to be out in 15 years and be enriched liked so many think.
http://www.vice.com/video/vice-meets-kim-hye-sook
>>67669783
Haha
You know this faggot talked to the CIA on campus career day and they gave him a small mission with the new years eve group to see if he was worth a fuck
poor kid
>that insincere bow (from my gook eye)
>"I pray to heaven that i get to return home" in a gommie state
all gook have built in bowing/apologetic gesture manual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdAKBSzv6y4
if you don't know what to do , atleast not let the hands dangling like chimp
BTW, it's consensual that the ruling is unacceptable for most, and also it's his own fault being idiot and faggot
>>67667898
>Be millennial hipster
>Me and all my college chums hate USA
>Take break feeling the Bern to visit true workers Paradise
>Oh man, Best Korea is fantastic
>Ready to go home
>Spot Red Banner that will surely piss off those Trump tards back at school
>Wait, what? Come on guys I hate USA too …..
>>67669884
what did this guy do?
>15 years of hard labor for a probably 1 dollar sign
>new zeland making drug dealers eat their whole stash as a death penalty
>signapore canning people left and right
What is with this particular place on earth that has laws that seem written by a 5 year old?
Yeah, there's the rule of law, but there's a fine line between crime and punishment and this stupidity.
Cried like the little bitch he is. He deserves it.
top kek
>>67669519
Can we go to war to korea
I can't believe people are so outraged and surprised by this.
If you do dumb shit in a dictatorship, you're going to be THOROUGHLY PUNISHED
>>67670243
>The norks wouldn't be able to stop shit
lel and you probably believe this. Stop watching A team reruns, faggot
>>67669980
its not about what is "right" or "wrong"....they make the rules, he broke them
I mean thats how this world works right? if not you're have never ending subjective discussions on what's wrong and whats not
>>67670370
Well its a price for low crime, the country is clean, you feel safe everywhere, virtually near zero drugs. You have to thank colonial britain for the caning laws though.
>>67669135
>but since I'm not Singaporean I can fuck right off with my opinion
What kind of shitty opinion is that? Of fucking course you can have an opinion.
>>67669832
BECAUSE THEY ARE STARVING TO DEATH
>>67668874
"IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO"
www.youtube.com/embed/REWPQokR9KI
the typical caning in malingsia and chinkapore
btw, drug trafficking won't get you one of those
its death penalty you'll get
>>67670640
What he is trying to say is that he will be punished according to Singaporeans, and how they want to do things, instead of expecting the treatment he would've had back home.
Maybe the poster was so cool looking they compared it to robbing a bank. At least he'll be at least a foot taller than everyone else in jail.
>>67670533
Russia is the only country who takes action. After the DPRK started threatening the US with nukes, Putin said he would invade the DPRK.
Obama refuses to go into a war, unless him pissing North Korea, and China off is him trying to start a war.
>>67667898
It's not about the banner he allegedly stole. He is simply held as a bargaining chip. This unusual, public trial proves that.
At this point, we have zero evidence he actually tried to steal anything. Even if he did, it doesn't matter. This is simply a political move by the DPRK.
I don't believe they'll actually keep him there for 15 years, and it's also unlikely he'll ever go to the labour camps. The DPRK has nothing to gain from that. They probably have something specific in mind, such as using him to negotiate lighter sanctions, since they probably have a few nuke tests coming up that will get them in trouble.
>>67669884
>>67669127
I got fined for jaywalking & for smoking in non-designated areas in SG and never got fined for anything in Germany before, so awkward.
>>67670243
You're retarded if you think you can just steamroll NK like some middle east sand nigger shithole. They have world's 4th largest army and they are fully prepared for any kind of invasion. You're underestimating how slow it's to fight against 1 million soulless gooks with no fear of death running in tunnels and throwing everything they have at you. It would be a pointless bloodbath.
>>67667898
he's a retard. Who the fuck goes to NK and who the fuck think it would be a good idea to break the law here.
pretty fucking dumb, i hope he enjoys the gulag
>>67668575
This guy got Room 101'd for sure.
>>67670428
if only thats how it worked
>>67670707
Link the vids properly dude wtf
>>67670806
But anon he confessed to stealing that beautiful poster, surely he was not forced to confess or anything!
>>67669519
>tries to steal a piece of propaganda
>gets turned into living propaganda
>>67670806
He only went because his mom needed the money and a church offered him $10,000 to steal a souvenir.
The church said they would pay his mom $20,000 if he got caught.
He knew what he was doing, took his chances and now has to face justice.
There will be some sort of coup before his 15 years (99.9% its actually an eternity) is up. So at least he can have hope that he will be let out after that.
>>67670972
I would go there as a tourist, but not to do something retarded like he did. Just follow the minder and use common sense.
>Is stealing something from restricted access bad?
Fucking college students.
>>67671109
Kek. That's what you get.
>>67670742
And I'm saying, when the punishment is SO outlandish and something so disagree with so strongly, that you're valid in fighting against it.
It's like telling me, as an American, I'm not justified in thinking it's wrong for Baboobs in Africa to snip little girl's clits off.
'muh culture' is not a protective shield.
>>67670640
A wrong opinion at that.
I take a cultural relativism approach when visiting a different country. I respect the customs and cultures for the duration of my visit and don't rock the boat. If this is their way of dealing with crimes, then so be it.
Travelling home from university on the train, only a few days ago, I saw extensive graffiti on the side of the train. I wonder, would those kids have committed this crime if they were to be 'caned'? They certainly don't live in a shit hole environment, that's all I'm saying
>>67670213
>A FUCKING PIECE OF PAPER
most of pol hate more the white than the asians who did this just because they hate America
(CLAP-CLAP tards)
the whole point of a dictatorship is that they make the rules and you can't do shit about it. All of you saying this is unjust or too harsh don't understand dictatorships.
He had to have known NK is batshit insane, why the fuck would you go break their laws, however dumb they may be? Idiot gets no sympathy from me.
>>67670930
Nukes. We have them.
>>67671110
>a church offered him $10,000 to steal a souvenir
has this been confirmed by anybody other than the thief faggot?
>>67670428
>>67670383
>>67669907
Says he's a student at UVA? Check. Looks about at least 25? Check. I'd guess about 6' to 6'1? Check. Terrible actor at pretending to be some college kid? Check.
My best guess is he's super low level retard that fucked up. The whole story that he got caught stealing a poster is faked. The whole thing is faked. Look at the way he like "mopes" around in that other video as they parade him in front of the cameras.
Dude got caught. The conference and parade is just a middle finger to the U.S. Like, "hey we got your guy. Now give us aid or you ain't getting him back."
Not even North Korea sentences a U.S. college kid to 15 years in a labor camp for taking a poster. Kim Jong Un is stupid but he's not that stupid. The people around him aren't that stupid.
The whole thing is propaganda. Dude's a low level spy that got caught. NK is parading him in front of the cameras to mock and prove it to the U.S.
Guaranteed he's pulled out within 6 months under the cover of aid. May not even hear about it at all.
Screen cap this.
Go into another mans country, you had better respect his laws.
>>67670926
real bad luck, the smoking police are a pain, and they have arrest quotas to fill. Suprised u got fined for jaywalking since nobody cares for that
>>67671257
How does following the laws of another country hating America. What if I came to Italy and stole something in front of them. Don't be a dumbass in a different country. Especially North Korea.
>>67669778
Then go there and do it faggot. If you die you will always be remembered as an hero of /pol/.
>>67671252
You committed a crime in a foreign contry, they're entitled to punish you however they see fit.
By going to that country you accept the laws and rules of that country.
>>67671253
See >>67671252
If you take cultural relativism to this extreme, you are simply retarded.
This isn't an issue with drinking age, or personal space people give each other, or whether or not two dudebros can hold hands, it's fucking extreme and expecting someone to look past that because 'muh culture' is some serious doublethink.
It's borderline 'nothing is really real/what if we're all in the matrix bro' stonerbait.
>>67671110
>>67671320
Read http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/28/asia/north-korea-otto-warmbier/
He is not a member of that particular church and the people there know nothing about that offer.
>>67671252
There's a difference between mutilating someone's body and taking the appropriate action against someone who's damaging your local community.
Honestly, I think a 9 month sentence is harsh. However I think the caned approach is fine as a punishment for this sort of crime.
I'm actually watching his press conference.
He was doing all of this to enter a university frat house or something.
Why are americans like this, man? I'll never understand this.
Dumb asshole had no business being in North Korea
>>67671284
>using nukes that close to China
Brilliant idea.
>>67671320
According to Warmbier's statement on Monday, he wanted the banner with a political slogan on it as a trophy for the church member, who was the mother of a friend.
In his comments, Warmbier said he was offered a used car worth $10,000 by a member of the church.
He said the church member told him the slogan would be hung on its wall as a trophy. He also said he was told that if he was detained and didn't return, $200,000 would be paid to his mother in the form of a charitable donation.
Warmbier identified the church as the Friendship United Methodist Church, which is in his hometown of Wyoming, in Ohio.
Meshach Kanyion, pastor of the church, would not confirm whether he knows Warmbier or if he is a church member.
'I don't have any comment at this time,' he told The Associated Press.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3494513/American-student-detained-North-Korea-sentenced-15-years-hard-labor-trying-steal-political-banner.html#ixzz435kytXln
>>67669989
At least the gooks have tiny dicks
>>67667898
Why the fuck didn't he just ask them for a poster?
You think that the NK government would be gladly to give westerners propaganda
>>67671467
In Italy, you would be treated like a human being.
>>67671496
That's some cucklogic right there
>>67668430
>>67668430
i visited north korea in 2013, there was no issues really. much better than expected. no idea how this idiot managed to fuck things up.
>>67671284
I second this anons assertion of nuking the gooks
>>67671284
Yee like all those nukes that were used after WW2. Idiot.
>>67671631
Couldn't he just ask them nicely for a banner and pretend he stole it?
>>67668366
>>67668555
>>67669144
>>67669311
>>67669999
>>67670088
>>67670455
>>67670577
>>67670533
>>67670666
>>67670707
>>67670777
Checked.
Also what a fucking idiot. What did he expect?
>>67668430
I find it hard to believe that if he'd asked politely that they wouldn't have given him some propaganda to bring home
>>67671370
why the fuck would you send a white 20 year old as a spy
>>67671667
Italy isn't communist as far as I know.
>>67671541
This
Also his press conference was the cringiest thing I've seen in a while.
All that commie-gook ass kissing in an pathetic attemt to save himself.
What a fucking worm. I hope he will have to spend all 15 years in a gulag.
>>67671497
>There is no literally no litter or graffiti in Singapore
>Western world. gum on the sidewalk/pavements, graffiti everywhere in built up areas.
Which country is more effective at stamping out this kind of thing? I appears to me the Singaporeans are onto something.
>>67667898
I wish those crazy North Korean would join the modern world and stop giving brutal sentences. Here in America, the land of the free, we only give 13 year sentences for minor crimes. 15 is too much.
http://www.newsweek.com/bernard-noble-weed-marijuana-legalize-marijuana-war-drugs-drug-policy-345061
>>67671667
>muh humanity
You're talking about a dictatorial commie shithole. You think they care about your pussy humanity? No. That's what a dictator does, disregards your feelings and wishes in substitute of his own.
Don't want to be subject to fat kimmy's whims? Then don't go and commit crime like a fucking idiot. It's simple, you libtard cuck.
>>67671750
Didn't even notice. Thank's Senpai.
>>67667898
>Went to NK
The faggot deserved it
>>67671783
OK?
I'm saying if you stole something from Italy, they wouldn't hold you hostage and sentence you to a labor camp, especially when what you stole was a fucking poster somewhere.
Hell, here in the United States, you can pretty much steal fucking roadsigns.
>>67671667
It's cucklogic for a country to have the right to create its own laws?
kek
>>67671110
>>67671320
>>67671514
That's because it's not a real story. It's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard? Because it's not real. See what I said here: >>67671370
It's probably code to his superiors about what the real deal is. Or lingo NK and the US have used in negotiations in the past. Probably NK written and approved. Such as, "The offer is 20,000 of (x) aid for my release." Et cetera, et cetera.
>>67668562
In a country where you know theres a sociopathic dictator and a strict stance on any sort of crime, especially against the state?
Yeah. He's a retard. Plus he's a liberal who either didn't know the risks or was assuming he'd get a slap on the hand.
Hope he gets Best Korea up the ass.
Anyone who goes to NK and supports them with commerce deserves what they get.
>>67671829
Let's see what you'd do if you're about to get thrown in prison to die just for stealing a fucking banner (or possibly even doing nothing at all).
>>67667898
>the nation with the strongest military in the world
>allowing this happen
The whole world is laughing at you Americucks
>>67667898
>going to best korea while white as fuck
he dun goof'd
>>67671667
if you go to someone's house, you respect the house rules.
They are you host and you are the guest, but rules are rules. Keep your shoes outside.
>>67672050
>Going to NK while white as fuck AND a nobody
He's a retard
>>67671840
At what cost, broski?
>>67671892
Ah, yes, because we can't both criticize others and ourselves can we?
>>67671911
I'm not a POS and I'll die believing that might should not make right.
Did you have your lunch money stolen one too many times on the playground and just start giving it willingly?
>>67671932
See >>67671911
Also, check'd
>>67671953
He confessed.
People use this fucked up logic everywhere.
No prisoner is ever guilty, don't believe me? Ask one yourself.
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.
>>67667898
Serious question: Couldn't he just ASK for some propaganda posters? At worst I'm sure they would have charged him a few dollars for them.
>>67670455
>Holiday in Cambodia
>>67671779
That dude's not 20. But he looks young enough to semi-pass as a student if he goes with a "student group attending a new years festival."
Trust me.
Press conference here, if anyone actually wants to hear this faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZvgY1NGXU
You cringe you loose
Is it true I get canned for spitting into Singapore?
>>67671667
>In Italy, you would be treated like a human being.
Bad luck he wasn't in italy then. I get the feeling you haven't traveled to any 3rd world military dictatorships
>>67671652
The challenge he was given though was to steal it.
>>67672008
I wouldn't be retarded enough to end up in an north korean gulag.
>>67672050
>brown eyes
>white
>>67672010
no one in america gives a shit about some kraut immigrant who fucked up. the best thing we can do is let NK keep being belligerent because china is the real enemy.
>>67667898
Dumbass should've never went
>>67672333
Dumbass wanted POWAH.
>>67672206
For his fantastic performance he earned himself 15 years hard labor
>>67672207
No. You will get a fine.
You get caned if you vandalise public property
>>67671941
No, it's cucklogic to respect a law blindly, especially when it's this ridiculous, just because it's the law.
It's called critical thinking.
>>67672102
If you came over my house and I had a policy that all guests must wear dragon dildos up their ass at all times, you wouldn't bend over and open up.
Or maybe you would.
Fucking bootlickers, the lot of you.
>>67672157
>He confessed.
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight...
Dude. I'm the one saying he's probably guilty. Guilty of spying. He got caught. And that whole press conference/confession bullshit was all part of the negotiation for his release.
>>67670635
>Well its a price for low crime, the country is clean, you feel safe everywhere, virtually near zero drugs.
based, definitely would adopt it here. ottomans used to cane the foot soles, what have we become. land full of trash and unruly people.
You fuck with Jong
You get the Dong
>>67670474
Drunk driving
By the way, Warmbier is literally German for "warm beer". Now THAT'S a crime against humanity.
>>67672196
wouldnt you send a korean guy though?
>>67672420
Are you guys nice to Americans who obey your laws?
>>67667898
who shopped the hats on
>>67672165
The challenge was for him to steal one though, that was the point.
>>67672135
Are you opposed to the idea that the law is the best deterrent against doing a crime? If you make the punishment a tangibly painful affair, how many kids would be put off doing it in the first place?
It may be 'barbaric' to you, but its of no threat to you if you don't commit the crime. Christ, in the UK if you get caught with cannabis in your possession you get a warning ffs! You get a good canning, would you stop doing it?
Again, I refer to Singapore.
>>67671110
>>67672157
You're an idiot.
>>67672428
Regardless of whether a law should be respected or not, so long as you are within the borders you should follow it 100%. Otherwise, stay out of the country. Don't be a fucking retarded.
>If you came over my house and I had a policy that all guests must wear dragon dildos up their ass at all times, you wouldn't bend over and open up.
No, I won't. I will give you the middle finger and not enter your house. Fucking retard.
>>67672135
>At what cost, broski?
not a cost for you to decide mr world police
>>67672560
Yes. We like anyone who follows the laws. Better if you are white.
>>67667898
Was he bribed to do this by some church? At the end he says it was the American administration.
Seriously he should have greentexted his speech, it's hard as fuck to follow.
Despite other similar sentences of 15 years, NK has yet to hold someone for that long. They tend to sentence for that amount then release them within a year.
That doesn't mean that's the case here, since there are politics involved, but it's worth noting.
they're manlet asians.
why doesn't he use his superior, white strength to overpower them, take their gun, and then go balls blazing rambo style?
better than living 15 years in gooklag.
>>67672428
I'd fucking leave your house then, faggot.
>>67671923
>Implying your country is better
>>67672624
Otto was probably a special snowflake such as yourself.
>>67672428
>If you came over my house and I had a policy that all guests must wear dragon dildos up their ass at all times, you wouldn't bend over and open up.
then I wouldnt even come to your house in the first place? you act like he was forced to visit NK or something. Dont be a retard and think you can act like a hippie everywhere. Actions have consequences.
>what is the law
USA BTFO
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>>67669519
Question for burgers:
Could he be taken to trial for treason once he returns to the US?
>>67671923
Lol coming from an Iranian.
>>67672843
You're a special retard.
>>67667898
The press conference is goat when he starts to cry at the end.
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>>67667898
he's a fucking retard, but I think Best Korea will trade him for a few bags of rice in a few years
>>67672956
Possible if he divulges state secrets of the US but its more than likely that he don't know shit.
>>67672956
Why would he? He didn't sell any US secrets did he?
>>67671667
>That's some cucklogic right there
You support kebab raping women Sven, Nigel, and Han's wives too because they're virtually ok in their countries?
Faggot
You ain't no Dennis Rodman bruv.
>>67667898
I don't know. But he shouldn't have cry. They see this as a women thing and a sign of weakness. They value loyalty like no others ethnies. He is fucked if the US won't pay for him.
Be respectul with asians but Don't trust them.
>>67672864
>>67672944
BASED
>>67672532
Why would that matter? To blend in? They wanted info on whatever or wherever that group was going. He needed to do was blend in with the group that was going.
This fag thought he was James Franco or something lol
>>67672956
I doubt it unless he coughs up a bunch of secrets and they're torturing him or something. However, it's not like he's a government employee or in the military. He's just some soft college boy. He's not worth the trouble. He's lucky he only got 15 years he'll still be able to salvage his life once he gets back.
>>67667898
>be white
>go to nk (an iron curtain-esque shithole)
>commit crime
>get a harsh punishment
>cry like a baby on television
You literally have no reason to get into this situation. Step 1: Don't go to North Korea. That's it.
>>67672956
As far as I know, it's perfectly legal to travel to North Korea as an American.
>>67673131
They probably told him to cry or they would make it painful for him.
>>67670486
>new zeland making drug dealers eat their whole stash as a death penalty
There's nothing wrong with this one.
>>67673000
My favorite is when he puts his hand together and prays that they don't hold it against this innocent scapegoat.
>>67672609
>Are you opposed to the idea that the law is the best deterrent against doing a crime?
Of course I fucking am. If we shot all 16 year olds who stole a soda from 7-11 in the back of their fucking heads, they wouldn't steal again, but at what price?
>It may be 'barbaric' to you, but its of no threat to you if you don't commit the crime.
You've got nothing to fear if you've got nothing to hide has come up time and time again and has always been found cucklogic.
>Christ, in the UK if you get caught with cannabis in your possession you get a warning ffs! You get a good canning, would you stop doing it?
No. It should be legal.
Why are you such a slave to the state? Do you not believe in freedom?
>>67672665
>so long as you are within the borders you should follow it 100%.
What if it's my own fucking country?
I don't see a difference.
>No, I won't. I will give you the middle finger and not enter your house. Fucking retard.
Nigger, you do realize that Kimmie here can make shit up at he pleases, right? This fatfuck lies about God damned everything, all he needs to do is see you, make some shit up, say it's against the law, and you're gone forever.
Even if he were a true and honest man, 'muh culture' is no an infallible shield.
I don't think this guy should be exempt from the law, so much I think this law should be abolished. The whole country is disgusting.
>>67672670
Oh, shit, I should just have no opinions whatsoever on other countries, then. Lord knows /pol/ never has opinions on other countries.
>T-h-a-n-k-y-o-u-f-o-r-y-o-u-r-q-u-e-s-t-i-o-n
>>67673049
He literally said he is a victim of the US government stance against north korea.
>>67667898
This guy was pretty stupid to be honest with you familia.
>>67672956
Unlikely.
>>67673000
It's so fucking cringy.
>>67673023
Likely not rice, but perhaps another letter from the president like Clinton send in:
Excellency:
I wish to confirm to you that I will use the full powers of my office to facilitate arrangements for the financing and construction of a light-water nuclear power reactor project within the DPRK, and the funding and implementation of interim energy alternatives for the Democratic PeopleÌs Republic of Korea pending completion of the first reactor unit of the light-water reactor project. In addition, in the event that this reactor project is not completed for reasons beyond the control of the DPRK, I will use the full powers of my office to provide, to the extent necessary, such a project from the United States, subject to approval of the U.S. Congress. Similarly, in the event that the interim energy alternatives are not provided for reasons beyond the control of the DPRK, I will use the full powers of my office to provide, to the extent necessary, such interim energy alternatives from the United States, subject to the approval of the U.S. Congress.
I will follow this course of action so long as the DPRK continues to implement the policies described in the Agreed Framework Between the United States of America and the Democratic PeopleÌs Republic of Korea.
Sincerely,
/s/ Bill Clinton
>>67667898
he dindu nuffin
>>67673209
How do you know all this stuff? Are you a Freemason or something? Maybe a spy?
>>67668562
Not all countries are as lenient on crime as the US.
Maybe if the states did this you'd have fewer problems with your basketball americans.
>>67669884
Holy moly.
I'm surprised how little blood there actually were, considering his flesh being split wide open.
Looks painfull as hell.
>>67672956
no, as he isn't undermining the US by going to BK. even if he is a low level spy, chances are he doesn't know anything and is just a bargaining chip for more rice
>>67672864
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>>67672428
Critical thinking is also assessing the consequences of your actions.
>>67667898
The ultimate anti-degenerates
>>67667898
he can't survive 15 year hard labor prison in a country like n. korea. he is already dead now.
>>67673329
Of course some handler told him to be convicing. But he still shouldn't have cry.
>>67673209
i dont know. i sure wouldnt bring some chinky chong chinese guy around top secret information but i might let slip a guy who looks and talks like me. and if its just whatever the tour group is looking at why would it be of interest to spooks anyway?
>>67673381
>What if it's my own fucking country?
Sucks to be you fucciboi.
You can defy the law at the risk of your own life. That law is stupid and retarded but no one told poor Otto to go into Nkorea to break it.
>Nigger, you do realize that Kimmie here can make shit up at he pleases, right? This fatfuck lies about God damned everything, all he needs to do is see you, make some shit up, say it's against the law, and you're gone forever.
No shit. But he isn't lying about this. If you bothered to do some simple research about tourism in NKorea you would learn a thing or two. Too bad you are fucking retarded. Kimmie is a mean faggot. Don't visit Kimmie's house then moron.
>The whole country is disgusting
When did you figure this out Einstein? Today?
