NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1! NUMBER 1!
WHY DO YOU NEVER SMILE WORLD? ARE YOU EVEN TRYING?
Is it because deep down you know that you will never have kids with a danish qt aryan godess?
Does this trigger americans?
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/16/travel/worlds-happiest-countries-united-nations/index.html
>>67665211
You will never regain Skåne and Schleswig.
There. Are you still happy now?
>>67665211
Even my dubs know that we´re double time no 1
guess people here are happy with being raped by mohammed and jamal.
Bet you won't be smiling when Sweden goes to shit and everyone decides to visit Denmark instead.
>>67665211
hello underage
>>67665396
Le rape meme
>>67665211
Those girls are both American, btw (and both camwhores.)
>>67665337
>Skane filled with mudshits
>schleswig filled with Germans.
Nothing lost there.
>>67665507
Yeah but they are probably descendents of nordic women desu senpai
>>67665211
>>67665507
edit:
KimberNoelle and DaisyFairy
>>67665211
I want to visit Denmark
Do you have many oaks in Denmark?
>>67665211
Blondes are meh tier. Also fuck you because finland is depressed as fuck.
>>67665507
Nah the one on the left doesn't cam anymore. She was hot as fuck, but sucked at camming.
>>67665850
True, she doesn't cam anymore (and she's hot as fuck) that I'm aware of, but that doesn't mean she isn't a camwhore.
Sort of how a prostitute who retires is still a whore.
>>67665211
>DENMARK OFFICIAL BACK TO BACK WORLD CHAMP IN HAPPINESS
I don't doubt it
>>67665211
Oh look. My hat can speak.
>>67665697
sorry Muhammad no Muslims allowed
the poster below me decides the correct response to OP
>>67665697
not really, but we have many birches
>>67665211
I want to fuck and impregnate these blonde bitches.
>>67666127
>the multicult mutt calling Europeans Mohammed
Well you are the most oblivious country in the world so it does make sense.
>>67666186
Quints confirm, congrats anon!
>>67665211
Isn't Denmark the first Euro country that is projected to fall to islam?
>>67665211
Mmmm I'd suck on those nipples like a madman
>>67665211
ah denmark, where everything is "fint", "flot" and "dejligt". and if something really sucks and you want to fucking destroy it, it is "traels".
>>67666566
God no, thats Sweden. Denmark is pretty much the last hope of western Europe.
>>67666566
dubs say so
>>67667123
Thanks for the kind words, but no. The youth here is fucked up beyond belief.
>>67665522
What's the difference
>>67666055
anti-depressants don't make you happy. Also, if you had as cheap medicine as us, you would completely dominate that chart. Stuff like a bottle of anti-depressants cost less than candybars over here.
>>67666566
>>67665337
desu we're prolly just happy we're not sweden.
>>67667270
How so?
I am a cuck
I'm not happy. CNN is doing mindfuckery on OP.
>>67667822
We know. It's all over the news.
>>67667822
I agree
>>67667270
>>67667729
Well the youth are fucked throughout the western world. at least from my experiences of speaking to Danish people/watching your news you seem to be doing better than other countries.
I want a Danish wife tbf lads.
I'll have to send her to cooking classes, but I think it's worth it.
>>67665211
Nobody cares
>>67667822
check'd and cuck'd
>>67667729
The current generation of teenagers are heavily influenced by international media brainwashing (aka jew media) due to the internet. Our own media is actually pretty nationalistic and xenophobic, with a few exceptions.
I wouldn't say our youth is fucked though. Ironically, it's thanks to Sweden and Germany going up in flames that people have become much more aware of the dangers of "multiculturalism"
>>67667333
Why would we want more Muslims in Denmark?
>>67665211
Post more Danish qts so I can smile ;_;
What's the most redpilled newspaper in Denmark?
>>67668695
It's a Australia, he is just shitposting as always
>>67668902
Jylland-Posten.
It's not redpilled, at all. But it's the most redpilled.
>>67669010
Kor nu med på en meme i stedet for altid at være den dansker
>>67668902
probably ekstra-bladet. They have some hippie communist who writes pro-immigrant columns every now and then, but they have anti-immigrant stories. Their comment section is also like /pol/ on steroids.
>>67665211
>>67666010
>>67665607
>>67665507
I met her in person, she's nuts. She always says she's going to quit but she goes right back to it.
https://twitter.com/cocochampange
https://www.instagram.com/cocochampange/
kik: IndyDaisy
http://anon-v.com/videos/7519/kimmbernoelle-and-daisyfairy-first-kiss/
I'd never pay a dime for any of these bitches.
>>67669111
God bless Jylland.
>>67669178
>probably ekstra-bladet
Everything they write is unbelievably awful, I stopped reading their shit when the Page 9 Girl was allowed to not be naked anymore.
>>67665211
illir kúgarar
Isn't Denmark also number one in anti depressant consumption?
Kind of hard not to be happy when you're doped up all the time.
>>67668902
Prov også Berlingske, ikke helt /pol/ men meget balanceret
>>67665211
Being a superpower is stressful.
>>67665211
The most drugged country is the happiest? Strange
>>67669337
That's because Greenland counts as Denmark for their research documents. Fuck the eskimoes.
>>67669504
>living in a multicultural\non homogeneous, not white society is stressful
fixed it for you pedro
>>67669601
The fattest is the saddest? Kekm9
>>67666055
>2nd
Looks like we got some work to do.
>>67665211
Not as Costa Rica still exist....you can't be more chilled than us.
>>67665211
Denmark is a nice country. Very homogeneous and interdependent. Jealous that I will never know that feel. Even if I moved there and assimilated it wouldn't be the same.
>>67665211
what do danes think about germans ?
>>67668291
>>67668695
>>67669111
I seem to observe that Danes and Norwegians are kind of more alarmist in their observations of their own cultures, kind of like swedes, but danes and norwegians are alarmist from a conservative standpoint, and swedes are alarmist from a liberal standpoint. So when liberal shit is going wrong; danes and norwegians see it as way worse than it is, and vice versa for swedes
both come from astute observations
doesn't denmark have some of the highest private debt in the world and a crazy amount of anti depressant consumption?
is denmark actually great or are all of you just drugged up?
>>67670207
fellow murrican, we need to take a page out of the danish book and take all of the conservative nationalists we can get, move to alaska, and spark the alaskan nationalist movement to gain independence
>>67670354
>An American talking about private debt
>>67667592
>anti-depressants don't make you happy
But the point is that without them you would be depressed...
>Also, if you had as cheap medicine as us, you would completely dominate that chart. Stuff like a bottle of anti-depressants cost less than candybars over here.
How is this a good thing? You're telling me that its ok for people to needlessly slam medication simply because it's cheap?
>>67669843
/pol/ is willing to listen to you if you need help.
>>67670313
Scandinavians are generally nationalists, with the obvious exception of the women in Sweden.
>>67670548
>canada
you really don't know how ironic you're being
honestly canadians freak me out. you're always passive aggressive pussies and are always drugged up
>Norway only number 4
I'll make sure to be even happier next year, Denmark, just you wait
>Lokke: Tyrkiet-aftale ophæver ikke dansk grænsekontrol
Thank god.
>>67670483
That's the thing.
There are plenty of communities that form naturally. Long standing ones like Boston and recent ones out west. The problem is that the fed purposefully divide them. They purposefully ship in blacks, allow illegal immigration to go rampant, and encourage the companies that support these communities to outsource.
This country died with the '65 immigration act.
>>67670313
We are actually very liberal in Denmark. A big factor is that we generally despise political correctness, meaning we are much harder to brainwash. We also have a high degree of national pride, which some identify as nationalism. Those two things are deeply embedded in the core of our culture.
Norway, having been Danish territory for a long time before gaining their independence, has very similar values as us.
>>67670652
Is cheap medicine not a good thing? Who are you to say when taking medicine is needless?
>But the point is that without them you would be depressed...
No, the point made was that we're happy because we take anti-depressants, which is plain wrong.
>>67669325
RARE
>>67665211
I love the "sleepiness" look on the girl on the right.
really gets the old 4 incher going
>>67671589
drink more water and use roids if you want a bigger cock
More Hydration = More red blood cells = More blood = Bigger dick
>>67665211
I'd rather see us win angriest country.
Ain't nothing to smile about.
>>67671242
>We are actually very liberal in Denmark. A big factor is that we generally despise political correctness, meaning we are much harder to brainwash
ok.jpg
>>67671242
Denmark is very cucked. While white boys are still maturing, Pakis are deflowering all the white girls. A lot of them even get pregnant
>>67672390
gtfo with your cuck fetish, murika
>>67671242
Can I find a qt non-Danish gf in Copenhagen as an Albanian?
>>67672555
t. achmed
I hear the nightwolf wanders the streets of Denmark, abducting and torturing arabs by moonlight.
>>67672867
>>67665607
LMAO...the both live on the north shore of Oahu.
sweden will spread its brown pox to you. beware brother.
>>67672555
>saying the truth is now having a cuck fetish
We own your country, idiot. The only reason you are not a state more of ours is because we don't want to.
>>67672390
>denmark is cucked
Nice meme mr. mixed
>>67672390
>>67673459
>>67672390
>Denmark is very cucked.
O rly?
>>67673459
>you are not a state more of ours
t. Tyrone Gonzales
Here's our prime minister saying "is it possible to challenge the constitution?" regarding muslims right to free speech. just 1 day ago
Now tell me my country is cucked
>>67665558
muh heritage
>>67673935
http://www.altinget.dk/artikel/loekke-er-der-mulighed-for-at-udfordre-grundloven
>>67672390
>pic of USA
Hahaha, that's Chief Keef btw.
I'm starting to think that the foreigners are right about USA being full of paco's and jamal's and the islam problem in EU being overstated.
>>67666055
>I don't know how to use statistics correctly
>>67670239
We like you
But when you're vacationing up here in the summer you act like inconsiderate assholes
But personally i like germans very much, but please stop cucking the entire continent.
>denmark is so good
>denmark is white
I personally know of a Muslim Tunisian guy that went to Denmark, married a Danish woman and had three kids with her, dumped her, and came to America. He gets $2000 a month from the Danish government while living in America and his kids are involved in gangs in Denmark and all have kids without being married and soak up benefits.
Denmark is cucked beyond belief.
>>67673623
>>67673788
>>67673860
Here is the reality.
Compared to native European males, migrants are monumental, stone cold asshole alpha males.
They treat this woman like absolute shit, and they are fascinated by it, they keep calling them back for more. In the pussified world of Western European girly-men, such guys stand out as masculine, hard men who say what they want, take what they want. They walk down the street like they own it. They don’t smile. They double down when challenged. They give sub-zero fucks.
Pic related , Denmark girls. Refugees are drowning in blonde pussy.
>>67674659
It's true, we're cucked like most other white countries.
But luckily we're nowhere near as cucked as Sweden, Germany, France, Britain, USA etc.
Happiness is over rated
>>67670239
You are okay.
But god damn it what is it with your beach digging fetish? You can tell it is summer by the fox holes on beaches when the germans are here
>>67674885
>hoverhand
>gangly effeminate limbs
>no reciprocation from girls
yeah sure is alpha
>>67666055
This is just a chart of who has the best goys. Antidepressants are fucking retarded and if you take them you're being controlled by the Jews.
>>67674885
We're supposed to ignore that sweatshirt that says "L.A." then, I take it?
>>67674885
Your fetish is not reality loser. Do you honestly believe that well educated, intelligent white women like welfare arabs/niggers? They want succesful men with power and money.
When will cucks realize that their fetish is just that - a fantasy?
>>67674210
The severity of the current situation is overstated, but the potential of future problems is understated. We are under siege and only a few of the European countries have started to realize this.
>>67674659
You are saying this like we're not painfully aware of these kinds of problems. Immigrants who soak up welfare has been under massive public scrutiny for years now, and the rules are already being changed to make it impossible for them to get welfare.
We are the one of the least desirable destinations for immigrants because our welfare and immigrant laws are so strict.
Btw. you can report that Tunesian guy and he will be arrested and fined for the full amount of money he has received, since it's illegal to receive welfare while living in another country.
>>67665211
Bernie was going to make us as happy as the Danes.. but we'd rather be angry and have Trump give us even more reasons to be angry instead.
>>67665337
Skåne will declare independence, Schleswig colonized.
>>67674885
Don't you have some PUA cuck-porn to read?
Pic: look at the body language. Those boys aren't drowning in anything but fantasy. But I'm sure you and Roosh V will have a nice jerk to that fantasty.
>>67674659
They are trying so hard not to look like Sweden, but we all know that their birth rate is so fucking low and that there will be sharia by 2030.
>>67675409
He has someone pick up his bennies for him and deposit it in an account. I know this is true 100% because the faggot is dating my mother. JUST
>>67674885
>Compared to native European males, migrants are monumental, stone cold asshole alpha males.
no. In general, they are manlets with unibrow, poor IQ and a heritage consisting of herding goats for 1000 years. Their ONLY "strength" is having poor empathy, meaning they can take advantage of their hosts hospitality without feeling guilty about it. When it comes to literally anything else, they lose.
Sure, they will knock up a few of our lowest class, lowest intelligence and ugliest women. Who cares if they take our genetic rejects from our hands.
D E N M A R K S T R O N G
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv5CHV1QEjE
>>67675391
A country as large as the US will never be able to be all happy. Doing what a country like Denmark does will only cause problems. You are delusional.
>>67675391
science has proven that humans make better decisions when angry. Anger is a useful emotion to us and it has it's role to play like all the others.
>>67675853
I miss the days when being angry meant you lost. What happened to being cool-headed?
ka fandme ikk se hva der er sa godt ved danmark
systemet var sat op til at sla mig ihjel hvis jeg ikk selv gjorde det
fuck en omgang lort, flyttede til norge i 2014, har aldrig set tilbage igen
>>67671242
>tfw a united Scandinavia could have been a thing had Sweden not cucked out in the second war
>>67670239
I might be biased since my parents absolutely love you, but you guys are the best neighbours you could have.
You are always polite when you're here, and your youth are insane at partying.
>>67666055
Figures.
Maybe I should start taking them too.
>>67675391
Our politics are probably impossible to implement in USA without restructuring the entire system. Besides our welfare and social security system depends on having an extremely low amount of leeches, and everyone paying very high taxes. Those are probably completely incompatible with the current American culture.
TL;DR it would probably only be possible if you started completely from scratch with an almost completely homogeneous society.
do they calculate Denmark with anti-depressants or without?
>>67666055
Iceland is the most feminist country by the way.
http://mic.com/articles/114962/here-s-how-iceland-became-the-most-feminist-country-in-the-world
>>67675715
get proof of him living in USA and send it to the Danish police
if you want him gone, of course.
>>67665211
Because European (particularly English ) comedies aren't funny.
>>67672390
>>67675715
Hey I can remember this. I saw it on the post of some Finnish guy who said his sister wanted to go to Uganda to do humanitarian help or something like that a few months ago
all europiean countries will be fucked within 5-10 years, your retarded union made this upon you. I wonder if slavs will stand up this time, they are fucking nuts when they are touched the wrong way.
>http://www.mx.dk/nyheder/danmark/story/27175906
Why was I not informed of this? I wanted to participate so badly.
>memes with threats against refugees, saying jews were behind the terrorist attacks september 11th in New York, saluting the extreme right group Ku Klux Klan, saying Hitler, who as you know ordered mass execution of jews during World War 2, did nothing wrong.
I know it was you, /pol/.
>>67676548
I probably posted it then too. My female cousin also is going to Costa Rica for humanitarian aid. What are the chances she gets raped? Blue eyed 5'10" brunette must be very rare down there.
JUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
I don't know why white women fell for the dark and handsome meme.
"Oh, they're culture is so mysterious and interesting" as they get put into harems and abused.
>>67677097
kek
>>67665337
Skåne is full of sandkips anyway. It's so vibrant Barsebäck having a meltdown would probably improve the area.
>>67675174
>But god damn it what is it with your beach digging fetish? You can tell it is summer by the fox holes on beaches when the germans are here
It's their instinct to fortify beaches.
>>67677097
Har du den hvor der står "Hitler did nothing wrong"?
>>67677172
where are we
shouldnt we be depressed and shit
>>67677172
Again, our medicine is extremely cheap. That chart basically just illustrates the countries with the cheapest medicine and does not imply causation with the depressed rate of citizens.
>>67678045
>>67678147
>>67677705
Jeg kom som sagt for sent.
Det eneste jeg kunne finde var en thumbnail. Det er en svastika lavet af skolekridt.
>>67665211
I'll be moving there in few years, so you can make me happy too. And I don't mean the anti-depressants your youth OD's on. Genuine happiness.
Every Dane and Fin I've talked to have been miserable as fuck. Idk how you guys are ranked in the Top 5 Happiest Countries
>>67678665
How would you feel if you had to live next to Sweden?
>>67678898
touche
>>67672390
>>67674885
It would help if those photos were actually from Denmark. First one is the from the US and the second is either French Canadian or just French.
Personal debt must be the secret to happiness.
>>67679266
First picture is chief keef. Don't ask me how I know. I'll never tell you!
>>67667123
> UK claiming any other country is falling to muslims.
You have fucking sharia courts.
Do people from Denmark and Sweden look different?
Can someone post pictures of what your people look like?
Hoping for boy/girl of each
>>67679953
Loans are dopamine boosters, you should try it sometime.
In all seriousness, I consider taking loans that have interest attached to them stupid. The only people who would do it are shortsighted idiots or jew enablers.
>>67680452
also im not asking for memes. I'm genuinely interested in seeing if a white swedish man looks different than a white from Norway
>>67679953
The more successful and wealthy you are, the more money you are allowed to borrow. That is the implication and the correlation.
http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-06-04/debt-nations
>>67678665
When someone asks you "Are you happy?" you reply "Yes"
>>67680452
Danish, Swedish and Norwegian are basically the same people. We're only separated by politics.
>>67680452
Sorry that I can't provide pictures.
Swedes and Norwegians usually have more blond hair because of their location. Not so much because they are further north, but because they don't have a connection to the darker haired Germans like we do. Denmark is very much a combination of Scandinavian and German genes where as Swedes, at least from northern Sweden, are more "pure" Scandinavians.
>>67680813
Thank you
>>67680813
>>67680807
and you too
just looked at the flag and thought second post was a follow up from the same person
>>67680412
Yeah, but they're illegal here. Sweden encourages them. Also
>Sweden claiming any other country is falling to muslims
The point is i am explaining that one is worse tahn another. Back to your cuck shed Sven.
![[intense wailing].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/idFnTuq.jpg "[intense wailing].jpg")
But i'm not happy at all...
>>67680674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0HX4a5P8eE
>>67681232
No one is.
>>67678665
We are happy.
Socialism is fun.
Progressiveness yes.
We are happy.
We are happy.
>>67681481
at least we can share our pain through funposting on 4chins
>>67671427
>Is cheap medicine not a good thing? Who are you to say when taking medicine is needless?
If you are a happy country then why do people need anti depressants? If you were happy you wouldn't need drugs to stop you from being depressed. Either that or everyone in Denmark has adapted to their depression, and are happy despite it yet continue to take drugs for no reason.
>No, the point made was that we're happy because we take anti-depressants, which is plain wrong.
So there is no correlation between a high consumption of mood altering drugs and your nations happiness? Glad we cleared that up.
isn't denmark the country with the greatest anti-depressant use?
>>67681961
why do you insist on making straw-man arguments?
Anti-depressants do not make you magically happy.
Being voted "Happiest country on Earth" does not mean that every citizen is happy.
There is a direct correlation between the price of medicine and the number of people who take medicine.
>>67681961
to be fair the whole happypill thing is largely a result of pharma shills. doctors have started prescribing them for everything from post-op trauma/depression to "i had a long week".
they don't use happypills like they used to, i expect that there will be a huge scandal at some point, or maybe we'll just end up addicted to them before we stop it.
>>67681536
there is no socialism in scandinavia.
>>67682455
It's cool man whatever makes you happy breh.
>>67682310
>Anti-depressants do not make you magically happy.
Bug they DO make you not depressed, which is the opposite of happy.
>Being voted "Happiest country on Earth" does not mean that every citizen is happy.
no shit.
>There is a direct correlation between the price of medicine and the number of people who take medicine.
So as I stated before, people are taking them needlessly, even >>67682455
Is postulating that.
Either way there is a problem.
>>67682946
Pseudo socialism
>>67665211
I hate you happy, good looking people.
>>67683279
no
there is still a free market
>>67683438
hence why i used the word pseudo
>>67675174
They are scavanging shellfish.
--pic related
>>67683132
the point is that there is no correlation between taking anti-depressants and being happy.
At the most, anti-depressants make you less depressed. They do NOT make you happy by any stretch of the imagination. Only really powerful shit like Estacy (molly) can do that.
>So as I stated before, people are taking them needlessly
You can only speculate. You can't say for certain that people are taking them needlessly.
>>67683438
DESU Scandinavia would probably be world breakers if it weren't for their holy shit tax rates and ultra progressive nonsense.
At the moment they only rank high in dumb 'padded' illogical statistics like inequality index.
>>67674934
>USA
>Cuck'd
Have you ever seen the great plains? how about the Northwest? The only cuck areas are metropolitan areas due to apefestation. The good thing is, God-emperor will deal with the outliers.
>>67681026
>Yeah, but they're illegal here.
Oh please, they're very much not.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3358625/Inside-Britain-s-Sharia-courts-EIGHTY-FIVE-Islamic-courts-dispensing-justice-UK-special-investigation-really-goes-doors-shock-core.html
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/sharia-courts-in-britain-lock-women-into-marital-captivity-study-says-a6761141.html
The UK have basically set up a parallel legal system where Muslim women aren't given the same rights as men are, while the male population are granted proper British citizenships. The UK is literary locking up Muslim women so that white people can't get in contact with them meaning white males can't racemix even if they would want to, while encouraging black male on white female mixing.
>200% tax on cars
>happy
>>67683438
Well, the Social Democrats was partly built upon the idea of "Functional Socialism", whereas capitalism wasn't something inherently wrong but rather a beast for the state to tame so it became something operating on the principles that it's benefiting the workers more than the capitalists.
So it's still there, it's just regulated in favour of middle to low income people.
>Denmark and Switzerland were closely followed by Iceland, Norway and Switzerland
come the fuck on CNN
>>67684605
Existing doesn't mean they're legal. If you can find me part of our law that says sharia courts are perfectly legal then i'll concede. They are guaranteed to exist in Sweden also except your media and your politicians will tell you how it is a good thing and that you have no native culture/people, whilst ours are clearly against them as proven by your articles.
then obviously they have no fucking clue what socialism is
"the means of production in workers hands"
And social benifits were first implemented by conservatives in the earily 20th century to render any socialist worker revolution impossible. Social benifits are actually anti-socialist
>>67685054
>regulated in favour of middle to low income people
And thats why the directors have parachutes? You are out of your mind! Capitalism is out of control in sweden.
>>67671060
Kilde?
>>67684605
>Sweden crying about womyn's issues and lack of racemixing
You're a living meme
BTW Denmark has much higher taxes than Sweden. Just fyi.
>>67685716
That'l only go up once the Jizzya is introduced
>>67685054
>built upon the idea of "Functional Socialism"
I suppose, but equally much an idea of "USA approved socialism".
>>67665211
So insecure about your sheep status that you had to make a thread about it?
Happiness isn't something Americans feel entitled to, it's something we pursue in order to better ourselves, our family and our country.
>>67667010
We in second place tho...
>>67665211
Isn't Denmark the place that's been deporting all those rapefugees?
Retarded are happy all the time cuz they dont know any better.
>>67682455
>Get NEET-bucks
>Tell the NEET-bucks people that I just don't feel like doing anything
>Oh, you're clearly depressed, go see a doctor about it!
>Never visit the doctor
I'm just extremely lazy and would rather masturbate all day. This shit has nothing to do with depression and they seem to think everyone's depressed.
>>67685396
http://jyllands-posten.dk/international/europa/ECE8516904/loekke-tyrkietaftale-ophaever-ikke-dansk-graensekontrol/
>>67686901
Did they give you SSRI's or just some anti-anxiety crap?
Anyway, stick with it and get your neetbux, you deserve it!
>>67687083
>Did they give you SSRI's or just some anti-anxiety crap?
They haven't given me shit since I haven't actually visited the doctor. I don't want anything other than free money and lots of free time to do whatever I want to.
>>67665211
Did we get second because our cross is tinier ?
Well at least we're first of the losers !
>>67680674
Median wage in Denmark is equivalent to some 2500 dollars before taxes
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_European_countries_by_median_wage
With the average Dane having some 110000 dollars in debt what is left of Jersper's salary after the Government takes half of it to give free shit to dumb brown muslims is barely enough to pay the interest in all that debt, Danes are just retarded turds.
>all of the white countries being the happiest
who woulda thunk
>>67672390
This is cheef keef
some of those girls probably went to my highschool/gradeschool
My house is a 15 minute drive and I have a friend that lives down the block
bretty hilarious, acting like true nigs all the time over there in a super rich white mostly conservative area
>>67687180
Sounds like you're living the dream. My dream anyway.
Can you get me a simple guide as to who I should talk to and what to say in order for them to give the money before providing with some sort of medical proof that I'm "unable to work"?
Also heard in the radio this morning that living off NEET-bux is going to be harder since the government is cutting down on the aid.
>>67665211
I JUST WANT TO SNIFF A DANISH GIRL'S STINKY, STINKY ASSHOLE AND JUST RUB AND SUCK ON IT FOR HOURS.
>>67687596
>Can you get me a simple guide
>Fill out kontanthjælps-skema
>Tell the person at the following meeting that you're depressed
Easy.
>Also heard in the radio this morning that living off NEET-bux is going to be harder since the government is cutting down on the aid.
Please no.
>>67677097
The fuck does that meme even mean?
>>67688189
The only good liquorice are the blacks who are trying to be white.
>>67687596
Here are some protips from a career NEET:
1. convince them your living situation is shit
2. never actually meet their demands(might take a few months to convince them you're a fuckup)
3. tell them you smoke weed
4. tell them you have anxiety and depression so bad you cant be around people or go shopping
5. learn to balance between angry gibsmedat and victimhood
>>67688248
I read the translation, but what the fuck does it mean. That doesn't make any sense in english
>>67688067
>Please no
Should take effect in October. Do you have an education that can land you a job should things go too bad?
I'm currently taking one myself so that I'll be ready for when the govt smarts up, if they ever will.
>>67688336
Is this how they feed the Muslims since none of them ever work or do shit?
>>67688396
It's more or less an insult against all niggers who don't educate themselves and have a job.
>>67671427
Taking medicine is not needless when you obviously make so much use of it. Also, they are detrimental, because the taxes used to subsidize them hinder opportunity cost, making them uneconomically viable. The only way to know your happy independent of the anti-depressants, is to measure your happiness in areas without antidepressant use.
A sinking ship with the band playing - and a slight scent of kebab!
>>67688515
A large part of them yes, although I believe that crime is the primary source of income for troublesome types, like muzzies without job or education.
You cuckanons will argue over anything
>>67688515
Muslims have a much easier time getting neetbux, and if they get sent to job training and stuff like that they can basically idle and do whatever they want.
We also have affirmative action paying for half their salaries if someone actually hires them, meaning less jobs for the rest of us.
>>67688396
99% are niggers, the rest are trying to be as good as white people.
>>67688464
I do already have a pretty good education that can easily land me a job, though I'll be back to studying in August.
13th is fine. We have reason to be unhappy.
>>67666055
>look guys, these countries address mental health issues in their population, and their countries are better for it
Now post a chart with suicide rates per 100,000 capita you fucking faggot degenerate
>>67676156
I already did more than once. They're only a temporarily solution.
>>67688464
Just read up on the new policy, I'll be getting more NEET bucks than ever. The hell are these clowns doing?
>>67672390
hit em with the cobra
no we don't use hands, boy
>>67689550
I heard something about those "unable to work" (Including the depressed) would still get the "help they need" but I understood it as you would have to go quite a bit of length to prove that you actually deserved it. On the other hand, I heard it from the employment minister, of course he'd make it sound like his idea is good.
>>67689855
It's not that.
>ersoner mellem 25 og 29 år, som er udeboende og har en erhvervskompetencegivende uddannelse, kan få kontanthjælp på ungesats – dvs. 6.992 kr. (2015) og 7.069 kr. (2016)
This is the current.
>Enlige uden born - 10.044 kr. om måneden
This is what it'll be for me in October
>>67690006
Are you telling me that they are removing that godawful rule that young unemployed people get less than old unemployed people?
Do I even need to live in my own house? (Udeboende)
>>67665211
Nah. Happiness is sought no matter where you are and I'm quite content with my life. Congrats though, dane-bros
>>67679953
GREECE
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>>67690312
>Are you telling me that they are removing that godawful rule that young unemployed people get less than old unemployed people?
You can read about it in the new policyform by downloading it here.
http://www.avisen.dk/overblik-her-er-den-nye-aftale-om-kontanthjaelp_355909.aspx
Hell, the new policy requires you to work almost 30% less than the old one if you're actually required to work for the money.
>>67690485
Oh, I'm so sorry, you're misunderstanding. It's an aid-"roof" (kontanthjælpsloft). It's not how much you're GOING to get if you live up the listed criteria, it's how much you CAN possibly get.
>>67665211
>a country where everyone is a 6'2 blonde haired blue eyed chad with defined jawlines is the happiest
wow who would have guessed
>>67666186
Quad get
