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Get in here, faggots! Let's plan our coup and get our homeland back!
Gringos are welcome to get a nice BR bunda to fuck up with!
>>67660527
Americans need to bring a lot of guns.
>>67660527
I thought you guys were on the brink of a military coup some months back already?
>>67660781
We are gonna need all their shit!
>>67660527
monkey uprising when?
I'd genuinely like for the favelados to go and take on arms against the government.
>>67660527
I'm raging at the moment, why every fucking crime end in feijoada?WHY??
>>67660946
We weren't before.
We are now.
Hopefully our military will take action, otherwise we will need some guns to do the job ourselves (that's where help from you americans will be appreciated).
>>67661028
Why would favelados go against the government who support them?
>>67660527
hows this going to happen, when you're all fat and dumb and all of your babies have been deformed by zika?
>>67660946
Commie bitch made the first move. Lula just assumed a department, which shields him from ordinary courthouses (only supreme court can judge him now and half of the judges were nominated by himself or his party).
>>67661009
It's gonna look like Planet of the Apes, 7-1 edition
>>67661090
CRIME OCORRE NADA ACOTECE FEJOADA!
>>67661208
Really, you want to play the "fat" card on us?
>>67661130
You know that our military leaders changed since the last coup, right?
http://politica.estadao.com.br/noticias/geral,comandante-do-exercito-demite-general-que-pediu-despertar-de-luta-patriotica,10000000900
>>67661303
7 -1 ediition
ayy lmao
>>67661303
kek
>>67660527
You guys a reliterally a half-step above niggers. Why would whites want to help you?
Our Military bow to Foro de Sao Paulo and The International Jewry
>>67660527
>>67661028
>>67661130
Just some heads-up for your deluded idiots:
1) The military is actually happier with the Workers Party than with PSDB.
2) The poor massively favor the Workers Party
Keep raging. It's being funny to watch.
>>67661303
Get fucked. The fascist right has been in a constant character assassination campaign against Lula and Dilma. Commie Bitch made the first RESISTANCE move. That's it, they got tired of just being beat by the media. It's war now, and you asked for it.
>>67660527
Will you finally change that ugly flag if your coup is successful?
>>67661443
Because Bundas
stop these cringe ass posts
we've lost already
>>67661493
>he poor massively favor the Workers Party
Implying the Fabian Socialists didn't funded MST and helped Lula and Dilma
>>67661303
48% of you slobs are obese and you guys are on track to being the most obese in the world. You couldn't even win the world cup at home. What a embarrassment.
>>67661537
>fucking rainforest apes
Naw. Good luck hueland.
>>67661493
> The fascist right
Are you retarded? Which fascist right?
>>67661493
GTFO, commie! Traitors aren't allowed here!
This guy is responsible for the Military
HAHAHAHA
>>67661493
>1) The military is actually happier with the Workers Party than with PSDB.
Citation needed
Also what Lula and Dilma just did is the equivalent of a "Golpe".
How come you commies are always concerned about a coup or golpe, but when you do one yoursleves, you are okay with it? Hypocrisy much?
>>67661028
the opposition rates are higher among those earning up to one minimum wage. Also they're being supported only in discourse, not in action
DON'T CRY NOW
BECAUSE IT'S THE FUTURE YOU CHOOSE
>>67661719
You wish. This is a free chinese cartoons board.
>>67661715
The one we have. Pay more attention.
>>67661795
You can cry foul or coup all you want, but what they actually did was to throw a wrench into a process that already lost all pretense of fairness. Now Lula will be judged by the Supreme Court. Moro can keep judging for Rede Globo's sake and nobody cares.
>Obama won after Obama
>Dilma won after Dilma
>Hillary will win after Obama
>Lula will win after Dilma
Is the supremacy eternal?
>>67662043
> The one we have. Pay more attention.
Okay genius, which parties you consider member of this 'fascist right'?
>>67661603
Time to move. I hope I'm Aryan enough to be accepted there.
>>67662194
PSDB!!!!!!!!
THEY ARE FASCISTS
THEY ARE WITH GLOBO
THEY ARE WITH VEJA
>>67662043
Just get the fuck out, petista.
>>67662043
> but what they actually did was to throw a wrench into a process that already lost all pretense of fairness.
I see. So when Lava-Jato was focusing on bussinesmen and politicians from other parties, you were okay with it.
Now that Lula is being investigated, the whole operation is not fair anymore.
You are like a child my friend.
>>67662248
good luck with paperwork and air travel prices
>>67660527
TRUMP SAVE US
>>67662114
Yes. Until somebody does something to revert inequality, people will keep voting for the people who at least pretend to fight to reduce it. It doesn't even take a genius to notice that. People vote with their wallets.
>>67662194
They're currently not organized into parties, but they throw their support around whoever in PSDB seems more likely to win, or then go back to sucking Bolsonaro's dick.
It's the MBL or Revoltados Online goons, and whoever follows Olavo de Carvalho and fails to notice the guy is actually a libertarian.
GLOBO HATES PT
BECAUSE PT HELPS THE POOR AND PSDB IS A ULTRA-RIGHT PARTY
THIS PICTURE IS A PHOTOSHOP
>>67662351
Free. Chinese. Cartoons. Board.
You won't spread your lies to our gringo friends alone here.
>>67662248
>Want to flee Brazil
>for Argentina
Nice upgrade mate
>>67662043
You see, this is the type of people who vote for commies in south america. Never let the goverment take your guns or you will be dealing with that kind of uppity moron soon.
>>67662386
> politicians from other parties
Lava-Jato has been an anti-PT op from its very start and we never liked it. Now, however, it crossed a line. And it's time for war.
>>67660527
Ukraine:
>we haz Socialists in government, muh Jesus
>lets start civil war
>American investors experience drop of prices to purchase land/industry to sustain their global dominance
Brazil:
>we haz Socialists in government, muh Jesus
>lets star civil war
>American investors experience drop of prices to purchase land/industry to sustain their global dominance
Thanks to the Worker's Party, these angels have guns
And we don't.
>>67662043
You're correct about the only right wing representation within the higher rankings in Brasil being fascist fucks, but stop it with the arguments of "other people are doing wrong, let PT do it too". And it has not loss all pretense of fairness. Aécio only had comparatively small accusations on him up to this day, and the party with most investigated members is PP, not even PT (though it makes absolute sense the latter is receiving more attention from the media as our president and many of the largest figureheads of our national politics belong to it)
>>67662344
>Brazillian's Social Democrat Party
>Represented by Aécio "Eles não vão me jogar pra direita" neves
No one with a sane mind thinks they're right wing. Bolsonaro and the bancada evangélica are pure shit though
>>67662536
Petista baitpost. Moot is american and Hiroshima Nagasaki is japanese.
>>67660527
Ex-military here.
If I fly down and help fuck shit up, can I get a thicc big butt brazilian QT to have pinhead babbys with?
>>67662789
Found this thread too?
If you care so much about communism surviving here, why don't you join a volunteer column? If you tell me your name, I'll carve it in a bullet for you.
>>67662789
The Right's plans is to concentrate wealth anyway. They will instigate "anti-corruption" movements whenever Leftists are in power, and keep it under the rug when their friends are.
Several anti-corruption NGOs are being funded in Brazil now by the same anglo fucks that funded them in The Ukraine just before shit hit the fan there.
>>67662740
>And it's time for war.
You are either trolling or you are so far down your ideological rabbit hole that you don't see that you are using the same rhetoric as those "reacionarios" and "fascistas".
But if you want a war, you will get one.
>>67662609
Way better than the SJW/BLM/Cuckkultur Murica/Eurabia.
>all these faggots crying over Lula
pathetic hahahahaahhaha, you guys should be happy the economy is going become great again
>>67662609
You clearly haven't seen neither.
>>67662974
>monkey literally chimps out
>>67662459
> They're currently not organized into parties,
> but I still blame the organized fascist right
Okay.
> but they throw their support around whoever in PSDB seems more likely to win, or then go back to sucking Bolsonaro's dick.
Can you make a list of those politicians? Besides Bolsonaro, ya know, the politician everyone loves bringing up as much as Trump.
>>67662984
>The Right's plans is to concentrate wealth anyway
guys
he fell for the meme guys
>>67662921
>being this new
>>67662879
The point is that the whole government system in Brazil was made to be exploited by corruption. You'll notice for example that lobbying is ilegal, but all the large civil engineering companies donate millions to finance every politician with chances to win executive posts. WHY IS THAT?
AND WHY IS THAT it's just PT being investigated by a widespread fact? You should realize the problem with that.
>>67660527
Can I bring Germanic genes with me?
I'd wish this dumb competition only between PT and PSDB would stop. Not that Bolsonaro would win or some random pastor, though.
>>67662248
>mfw even argies are whiter than us right now
>>67660527
>Ordem
>Progresso
Neither order or progress in that country.
>>67663542
>AND WHY IS THAT it's just PT being investigated by a widespread fact? You should realize the problem with that.
It isnt just PT being investigated you dumb fucking nigger.
Holy shit, you have to be trolling at this point.
>>67661457
>político judeu comunista macumbeiro nordestino
Puta que pariu, prefiro os pretos ou os muçulmanos.
They will end up changing our government to a parliamentary system like they have been discussing lately, and motherfucking Lula is going to end up as the Prime Minister in the coup of the century.
>>67663542
I know "chinese cartoon board" is a meme and a bad one at that, militonto.
>>67662043
I hope you are trolling.
"Se a carapusa serviu, vista-se".
Regardless of the political inclinations of the investigation, you would have to be an idiot to say Lula is innocent given the evidence.
Do you honestly believe a broken ass motherfucker friend of his simply has the money to do all this contructions, even though the contractor clearly state the business was being done in the name of Lula's wife, to then give it all to Lula as a "gift"?
Fuck, I wish I had these kinds of friends.
>>67663670
should be renamed to
>monkeys
>bunda
>>67662789
>implying there'll be a civil war
Monroe told us not to
>>67660527
Dont give a shit about this place anymore, would be great see it burn
Hey, BRos.
Typical low-information American shithead here.
Can I get a summary greentext of just wtf is going on down there?
Thicc tribal ladies to go with your bump.
>>67663675
>HUE
Everything makes sense now.
the amount of newfags itt is hilarious
back to VT you go
>>67663990
>implying people will just move along
Probable Revolution of some sort but still...
>>67663542
>AND WHY IS THAT it's just PT being investigated by a widespread fact?
but I just told you, they're not even the party with most investigated members in Lava-jato, PP is (with of them 2 arrested). And the news on Lula today just proved that HIS coercive conduction and suggested preventive arrest were absolutely fair
>>67664145
>implying people will just move along
they will you stupid monkey
Fuck it, man. Im so tired of this.
They are wiping their asses with our constitution.
200% MAD
>>67664081
Our wimmin president from the Worker's Party, that is always whinning about a coup and complaining about fascists, just staged a coup and became fascists themsleves.
>>67664081
>Corrupt as fuck ex-Pres.
>Becomes minister
>Privileges
>Everyone is just FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
>>67664237
Wait, what?
Like, straight up armed insurrection?
>>67664193
No they wont I hope our current generation will just realize what is wrong
>>67663788
So, you just fall for baits as a hobby?
>>67663816
>Re: Lula.
Lula spent 2013/2014 asking for $200,000 (that's dollars) for giving talks to companies and colleges. And plenty of people paid for it. Because this is how it works for successful ex-presidents. It should be obvious that the kind of shit they try to make to stick to him is all very small beans.
Seriously: "filled the wrong apartment # at the taxes". Get fucked with these bullshit accusations and come back once he has built an airport on an uncle's farm with public money, or has bought a $11,000,000 (that's dollars) condo in Paris, as proper corrupt politicians do.
>>67664081
>former populist ex-president is under investigation for doing a lot of corrupt shit
>he now accepted a ministry from the actual president (his puppet) just to shield himself and be investigated by the higher ups
literally shitting in our faces
>>67664081
>Asanagi
monica!
just for that:
http://www.forbes.com/sites/kenrapoza/2016/03/10/brazils-ex-president-lula-and-his-workers-party-now-a-house-of-cards/#58b2e8756599
>>67664308
No, the president made him a position equivalent to "Prime Minister."
>>67664256
This guy tried to warn us
that the future would be black
>>67664308
More like straight up interfering with the justice system while the rest of their party spouts rhetoric like this >>67662740
>Now, however, it crossed a line. And it's time for war.
>>67664314
''our current generation'' is more worried about feminism and big brother you blue pilled stupid cunt
nothing will happen, you people will keep complaining on facebook about how evil the government is while taking selfies with bolsonaro and the police
>>67664237
>everything bad is fascism
>>67664308
No, think of Hillary being indicted and judged, and just before her sentence being announced, Obama nominates her to a position where she can only be judged by the Supreme Court, which would be completely controlled by the government.
>>67664493
>you people will keep complaining on facebook about how evil the government is while taking selfies with bolsonaro and the police
I'd rather live 5 billion years with them then 1 minute with any communist degenerate
The pro-Bolsonaro people are good people.
They are not perfect, but they are patriots.
These third world monkey shitholes need neo liberalism. They produce shit in factories and i get cheap products.
I something supposed to be happening
I just woke up
Are we /MilitaryRegime/ yet
>>67664081
>brazil has widespread corruption problem
>while the power is with media-friendly oligarchs, all it's fine and corruption is swept under the rug.
>labour government (not communist, not socialist) comes to power
>implements food stamps and other meager social welfare measures.
>TIME TO FIGHT CORRUPTION
>media calling for the heads of government leaders all day, every day
>labour ex-president is detained
>shit hits the fan
This is the actual summary. Ignore the others.
>>67664563
>>everything bad is fascism
Fine. Communism then, nigger.
>>67664600
Neo liberalism does not exist
What you mean is state capitalism. We have here
DOES NOT WORK.
>>67664642
we rise friend
lets kill some commies
>>67664563
There would be heads of poles before sunset.
So, if I were to fly down there, could I make pinhead babies with a bigbutt brazilian QT?
>>67664049
What do you mean would? You're seeing it now.
>>67664081
Our corrupt leftist government has been under investigation in a massive corruption scandal, several people have been arrested. Our ex-president Lula was being investigated too but today our president who is his puppet just gave him the position of Chief of Staff of the Presidency of the Republic, just in time to shield him from the investigations as he will now have to be investigated by his friends at the Supreme Federal Court, which will at the very least slow down the investigations. Like I said here:
>>67663763
There have been talks lately by the government to change our political system, and this could also be used to let Lula become our prime minister.
>>67664752
You'd be safer going to Mexico
Mexicans are also more gentle than brazilians.
>>67664694
Your labour goverment did a lot of bad and illegal things my friend.
Are you trying to rewrite history now?
Is there going to be clanking?
>>67664750
So we civil war now?
Fuck yes,we were talking about this in my last penal law class
My body is ready
>>67664694
>detained
this happened in the previous weeks. He now accepted ministry to try and escape the investigation.
>>67664081
Just as we though we had our corrupt gommunist ex-president on check, our puppet president makes him minister so the investigations go for his allies who are know to absolve everyone aways.
Too far-fetched and cynic to be true, but that's how we roll here and our 4million+plus manifestations meant nothing apparently.
>>67662520
>PSDB IS A ULTRA-RIGHT PARTY
MEU PAU. ELES SÃO ESQUERDA MODERADA, ESSES FILHOS DA PUTA.
>>67664840
>his friends at the Supreme Federal Court
OY VEY
I THINK WE WERE JEWED
>on /pol/
>demonizing the worker's party
you guys have just proven our monkey stereotype. you pieces of shit know nothing about politics.
>>67664081
A little context on the recent happenings:
>Communist government fucking shit up
>Worker's Party 14 years in presidency
>Hugely incompetent president Dilma starts to sink economy
>Wins last election by a tiny margin using the most dirty tactics.
>Crisis worsens in her second mandate and population hates her
>Massive corruption scandals discovered in biggest state-owned company
>Shitloads of money from Petrobras being embezzled, used for bribes, and to finance the worker's party and Dilma(the current president)'s last presidential election campaign.
Now for the current happening:
>"Operation Car-Wash" from the federal police uncovers dirt on ex-president Lula, the main figurehead for the workers' party.
>Judge asks for his arrest
>Only a couple of days after the biggest protest in the country's history against the government, against Dilma and Lula, with almost 7 million brazilians on the street, in an unprecedented move to avoid arrest, he is made 'Prime Minister' and become immune to the judge that was going to arrest him, and effectively gaining president-like powers.
>>67664960
The other guy is being sarcastic.
There's no right wing party in this shithole, despite the fear mongering of the far left.
>>67664960
diariodocentrodomundo.com.br and viomundo.com.br told me that PSDB is a ultra-right wing party and I believe them
I BELIEVE THEM!
>>67664992
stop being retarded, PT =/= NSDAP
>>67664081
Big Corruption Scandal going all the way to the top, literally, the president and the former president are under investigation.
What happend basically is that a certain contruction company got caught buying contrcts with the Goverment. One of the politicians involved had dual citizenship with Italy, so he ran, but Italy is giving him back.
Turns out that the politician that ran away had help from another politician. Said politician is talking in exchange of a lighter sentence. While that is giong on, one of the contractors that I mentioned before let is slip that a Farm and an apartment had been reformed for Lula by said contruction company to help buy influnce in the goverment.
Now Lula is fucked, so the only way he escapes jail is if he becomes a Minister (which, BREAKING NEWS, just happend) and to add fire to Simpsons-esque Tire Fire, another Minister of the Dilma goverment got caught trying to silence the Politician I mentioned before.
>>67664992
>brazilian flag
>OUR monkey stereotype
oops, I think someone forgot to turn their proxy on!
PT DINDU NUFFIN
NUFFIN
Will there be clanking?
>>67664081
The emergency at hand is:
>Self-proclaimed communist ex-president is caught up in corruption scandal
>For context, it's been found out that a huge sea-side piece of estate has been under his use, and is, by most means, his
>Reforms were probably made on it by state-controlled contractors (that is, he used public resources for his own benefit)
>There was also a vault of his found last week, with a fuckton of jewelry and works of art
>Also, the current president, of the same party, is under the threat of an impeachment, under the legal pretense of doing some accountability trickery to hide her budget deficit, and under the public pretense of insatisfaction with her party's corruption and the economical flop, represented with a reduction of >4% of the GDP withing the last 12 months and, somehow, still a >10% inflation rate
>Largest protests of our history happened this sunday, targeted mostly against the 2 of them
>Today she put him in as high a position as she could, nullifying the bureaucratic procedures of the current investigation which now has to take course within the supreme court, stalling the investigations for at least a month (probably more)
>>67664879
The labour government did what was essentially required for a government to run in this corrupt place. The previous president started to literally buy MPs to approve his pet projects. All was fine THEN, but when PT does it, it's "The Mensalão".
SP is governed by the opposition and all the contracts there feature hilarious kickbacks and grafts, but when the same is done by PT, it becomes "the worst party in Brazil's history".
You're being manipulated. The Workers Party isn't even particularly rotten, as far as brazilian political parties go. It's being singled out for character assassination for another reason.
>>67664992
Do you prefer that the foro the sao paulo gets real and money lawdering gomunists gets out hands free?
>>67660527
>the current state of brazil is the end result of populism and idiocracy
there isnt going to be any sort of coup.
brazilian masses still favour PT because they're fucking idiots.
you're destined to be a shithole, when you had all the opportunities in the world
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
IT'S HAPPENING
>IT'S HAPPENING
>>67660527
Good luck, Brazil! May the Burger God favor you.
>>67665322
>brazilian masses still favour PT because they're fucking idiots.
Actually only 7% of population. But they are protected by the mafia, drug lords and STF
So....
>>67665322
>when you had all the opportunities in the world
>Portugal
Like father, like som
>>67664992
Enlighten us, wise man.
>>67665107
>>67665147
and psdb = the globalist capitalism that the jews have built through all this time. you really think the US or any western country is a good role model for anything? any opposition party is just going to fuck our external debt even more and make us pick the wrong side in diplomacy.
the worker's party was the best thing that ever happened to brazil, face it.
>>67665289
Let's just ignore Atibaia, Guarujá and the donations! Lula is not dirty! Mercadante is not dirty! Everyone doing DELATIONS AGAINST WORKERS PARTY IS OBVIOUSLY CONSPIRING AGAINST US!
I just boot up my pc
what's happening?
inb4 CIA smuggles arms through cartels to brazil in exchange for US companies to get drilling rights to Brazilian oil.
>>67665524
>rumo ao hexa
kek, every time, this gif is too perfect
>>67665322
http://blogs.oglobo.globo.com/lauro-jardim/post/ibope-apoio-ao-impeachment-e-maior-entre-mais-pobres-mulheres-e-jovens.html
just nuke us already
>>67664960
Just as Libertarians will merrily vote Republicans (which are social-conservatives) into power, brazilian right will merrily vote PSDB into power because they're on the same side where it actually matters: neo-liberalism.
>>67665636
>rumo ao hexa
translate pls
>>67665432
what opportunities?
we were a goddamn irrelevant square in the godforsaken corners of europe, with little fertile land, and a small population, neighbouring a much stronger state, AND despite that, we still fucking formed the first global empire in history.
On the other hand, you people had oil, all kinds of resources, the biggest landmass in South America and loads of manpower. And you still blew it completely.
And there still will be people in the stadiums going "HURR DURR FOOTBALL YEAH"
I almost threw up watching the sports news while I was waiting for news on Lula.
I want to punch their faces so bad.
>>67665659
então revoltem-se caralho.
puta que pariu.
as vossas manifestações parecem uns passeios à beira mar
>>67665789
don't try to reason with us, man. portuguese people are autistic but we're just straight retarded. it's not worth it.
>>67665781
Q DELICIA KARA
>>67665676
Name one neo-liberal proposal by aécio
>>67665789
Fuck you Portugal. Everytime i try to colonize the caribbean in EUIV you guys always fuck it up at some point.
>>67665659
>oglobo
>>67665554
>the donations
See? This is why you're wrong and I'm right.
>>67664901
You know i wouldn't really mind a civil war right now.
It is time to stop pretending that mixed race shitskins like ourselves (inb4 i'm "white") can have democracy.
Our goverment wants a war? Let's have one.
Let's see if we end up like Syria or Venezuela.
>>67665781
Football. Brasil is currently five times champion (pentacampeão) and wants a sixth (hexacampeão). It's funny because you hear that "towards the hexa!" shit every year and it never happens, probably will never happen.
>>67666035
this guy gets it.
Hahahaha, pathetic shithole full of macacos, no wonder why 500k of white Brazilians live in Paraguay.
>>67665322
t. alberto barbosa
Its over, its over
>>67666202
is san pedro department a cool place to live, pybro?
>>67666122
I'm sincerely all in for this,this is no joke.
Fighting for my country is literally my biggest dream,specially against this government.
Would give me hope for a better future thats for sure.
>>67665789
>we still fucking formed the first global empire in history.
Not him but he was probably talking about exactly that. That you guys were a huge empire and unfortunately blew it.
>>67666202
>proud about being colonized
You know whatever government comes next will pull the plug on Itaipu's energy to Paraguay, right? And if you complain, the landstrip around it, populated by Brazillians, will be occupied.
>>67666035
What's wrong with the donations? "Segundo os procuradores, entre 2011 e 2014, a maior parte do dinheiro recebido pelas duas entidades ligadas ao ex-presidente ─ cerca de R$ 30 milhões ─ saíram dos cofres das seis maiores empreiteiras investigadas pela operação: Camargo Correa, OAS, Odebrecht, Andrade Gutierrez, Queiroz Galvão e UTC."
>>67666202
Someone had to fuck your women after you got rekt in the war m8.
>>67666345
>I'm sincerely all in for this,this is no joke.
I'm too.
And after this news i'm seeing a lot of support for more "extreme" actions.
This year will be interesting for monkey land.
>>67662459
>Olavo de Carvalho
>Libertarian
What!? He hates libertarians
http://www.olavodecarvalho.org/textos/compideo.htm
>>67666593
Also,
http://www.olavodecarvalho.org/semana/070308jb.html
>>67666372
everyone eventually blows it.
Considering we had pretty much everything against us, I say we had a pretty good run while it lasted
>>67666569
Yeah, it looks like it really is happening
>>67665887
Agora eu vou. Eu não queria ir nas passeatas porque tinha muita gente levantando bandeiras paralelas ao seu verdadeiro objetivo , mas agora a vontade é voar até brasília e exercer a desobediência civil
>>67666035
A pesquisa é do Ibope, negão. Eu sei que rola partidarismo na mídia, acho essa imagem uma boa análise, inclusive. Mas a globo só pode escolher o tom -como eles escolheram botar na manchete esse apoio de 2% a mais entre os pobres como, simplesmente, "o apoio é maior [...]", o que deixa muito pra imaginação de quem só lÊ a manchete- mas os números são fornecidos a eles.
>>67666202
>paraguayy
shut up indio
>>67665789
That's because all our politicians do is parasyte the country, while doing the minimal possible work necessary while sucking up as much as they can, while still being generally fucking incopetent with the little they do. Just a bunch of thugish fat cats and their friends.
But why, If they are already rich? Atleast we we'ren't completely sold out to the jew just yet, but I fear for the next leadership.
>>67664308
More like:
>People discover that Bill Clinton made more nasty stuff during his term
>Federal courts start digging his shit implicating the whole democratic party
>Obama shields him by giving him the "Chief of Staff" job
>Clinton assumes the presidency and Obama only has to sign the papers he's supposed to
>>67666685
I fucking love this one, specially the first paragraph
>>67660527
Keep your ZEKA virus
>>67666569
Let's give them hell my Bonobo brother
>>67666427
You have it completely backwards.
The big civil engineering firms, which all win bids in government contracts, are and always were completely used to a completely unacceptable level of closeness to brazilian politicians.
Because we're that corrupt.
Every single one of these gives, and always gave, millions to every political party with chances to win.
PT is one of these parties.
Are you getting it, already?
>>67666917
Sure. Let's go full gorilla warfare on their asses.
>>67660527
Do you already have a man who could /MBGA/ ?
>>67667004
Bolsonaro
WHO /ORAPORRA/ HERE?
>>67666898
Too late, it has spread already. And it was not ours in the first place. And people care too much about that minor inconvenience Zika bullshit (don't have kids when infected, that is it) when shit like Dengue is much worse.
>>67666917
>bananatec
lmao
>>67666727
The fact is that PT is criminally incompetent in the Propaganda department. For some reason that escapes me, but that was probably cowardice, they never fought big media.
As a direct result of that, we're now at a point where there's an anti-government campaign running non-stop on our open media for what? 6, 7 years? It's obvious that propaganda produces results, so it's absolutely no wonder they're so hated right now.
>>67666394
They are no Brazilians in the first place, they are Europeans who were just born in Brazil, the majority of them have Paraguayan children.
>>67660527
Now that Lula basically became prime minister of Brazil (he literally has the most important minister position now), who else is actively thinking of leaving the country?
I'm fully convinced that this place is beyond repair.
http://www1.folha.uol.com.br/poder/2016/03/1750423-delcidio-afirma-que-e-profeta-do-caos-e-mercadante-amigo-da-onca.shtml
>>67666485
They came with their families imbecil.
>>67667671
I would wait at least to see if the people would actually do anything
>>67660527
Take your Sovereignty back from those who have usurped you Brazil.
>>67667090
lately he's been actually fucking demented in his twitter and fb, with a few genius insights and burns here and there. He's defending trump and bolsonaro, he's said cunha should stage a coup, shit like that. But the knowledge basis within his books is amazing, I love so much of what he's written.
If I may suggest an alternative to the old hag, the best place rn for political op-eds is by far spotniks.com. I shill it all the time, brasil would be better if more people read it
Sorry for the shilling
>>67667327
That's the most anti freedom of speech thing I've heard in a while. Thanks for clearing up you're an anti-democratic shit, it's one less person I need to care about ITT.
>>67667926
There's a point where "freedom of speech" stops and "libel" starts. Our media passed this point a long, long time ago. I'm all for actual freedom of speech, but big media in Brazil has everything but it. Their agenda is clear and their methods are dirty cheap.
>>67665781
I love that webm, thanks fritz.
>>67667926
Olavão is te epitome of how when comes to politics you just need to nitpick what you think is right and fucking throw in the trash all the rest, he has some pretty based opinion but sometimes he goes full /JUST/
>>67668234
What's wrong with that?
>>67667855
it's not that easy for us, ameribro
you people are raised to always be prepared to call on arms when shit hits the fan, even with recent attempts to castrate your people
we are so lazy and so corrupt that I bet anything you want that if our president shows up tomorrow saying "if you assholes stop chimping out I'll write two more national day-offs", we would all accept and shut our asses up
We need the army to take control and execute those commies
>>67667783
Holy shit that photo, Delcídio looks like the Devil.
>>67668234
>I'm all for freedom of speech, but...
WE NEDD TO HIRE SOME SCANDINAVIAN POLITIANS TO TRY TO FIX THIS SHIT!
>>67668384
If you really have to ask that, you're beyond help. When Globo does the same it's even worse, because they're using a public concession to spread a political agenda.
TANKS IN 30 MINUTES
>>67666917
Hello murrican gun merchant here
Better guns in pics I'll post
>>67668579
Get ready, you will be the first in the day of the rope
>>67668453
If the military try to do anything, i hope NATO destroys the Brazilian military permanently.
>>67668646
How much is a P90 ?
>>67668618
I-it's happening?
>>67665090
>Judge asks for his arrest
BZZZZZZT Wrong!
>>67668553
...but not when it's used for an actual crime.
Yes, I'm full of contradictions like that. I also enjoy driving but I think doing it while drunk a very bad thing.
>>67668686
The word we'll be using here is "paredão" and it'll be you against it.
>>67666917
3 I'll post more too
I'm quite sure the Belgians will give you a deal on these they support revolutions
>>67668726
>NATO interfeering in our country because ?????
Fuck off retard
>>67668384
What's wrong is that when Globo goes against the law, it's destroying free market, which is bad for everybody.
>There are people who seriously think the army, of all things, is going to do anything against the political elite
I sincerely thought fellow brazilian /pol/acks were smarter than this. The minister of defense is an assumed communist, the army isn't going to do anything.
Opportunism and agorism are the way, if people started to evade taxes en masse and boycott the state in every way they could, the real enemy, the state, would be put in it's knees.
>>67668807
kek
>>67666917
This is designated marksman version Belgians also will sell
You Bros need to get some shekels together to go buy weapons that's all but the scar it will win the war
>>67668842
The thing is we don't have much money, can you get us some used AK47 for a friendly price?
>>67668742
600 us but fn will cut you a deal
>>67668853
Because an unstable country in USA's backyard is extremely dangerous. Brazilian military has threatened to build a nuclear bomb North Korea style. USA must put an end to this.
>>67668646
how much is a colt 1911? I don't even know if it's good, but I want it
going to rio for work soon. how much does a 10/10 escort cost down there?
Whenever I see a brasil flag on /pol/ I imagine some chocolate man behind the keyboard. Are there really 90 million whites in Brazil or are they all "white" like North Africans?
>>67668969
>if people started to evade taxes en masse
But we do that already, what do you mean "started"?
>>67669139
your life
>>67669037
Yea talk to some Russians or some Czechs the will sell. Some folks I Africa have them on the cheap too.
The cheapest probably are Chinese so ask PROC for some. Unless you want to buy from Africans.
>>67660527
What happend?
>>67669139
100 USD can get you a big ass for 1 hour.
>>67668741
>dat flash redirect
most of those can easily be converted into oil filter suppressors
But i'm sure none of you would risk a fine for that :^)
>>67668742
a legal semi-auto one is about $3500 then ammo is around $70 each magazine
most gun nuts in america avoid the p90 because it basically shoots gold, and no one wants to feed that expensive beast
leave it to brazil to get all their weapons knowledge from video games.
I am coming to Brazil in July as a medicine student for a month. I don't know much about Brazil.
Can you guys give me a few tips?
>>67669092
Seen here: The actual kind of Brazilian that deserves the death penalty. I hope you realize treason is the kind of crime that CAN get you official death penalty here, as passed by a court martial, in states of emergency (which we may or may not be about to enter).
>>67669118
Not effective and excessively expensive
Get fnx 45 instead or CZ 75
>>67669139
Today, around 100 dollars. It will get cheaper though.
>>67669193
FUCK THE STATE
>>67669118
Good gun, damn expensive.
Get any 45 ACP in the $600 range.
>>67668842
just dump those sweet milsurp nuggets you guys have loads of
>>67668969
let them dream ;-; (even tho i think it's sad that now our military is a bunch of spineless cowards that take the funds cuts like a bunch of puppets)
>>67669092
God you're fucking retarded
The Brazilian military poses absolutely no fucking threat to the US,and we don't have tech to build nukes,nor do we have intentions to
Fuck off
>>67669154
Northeast and southeast of brazil had coffee plantations with black slaves, therefore the mixed shit.
South was colonized by europeans without negro slaves. We're white down here.
>>67669304
Who cares it's a revolution
I have to go I am watch movie
Good luck Brazil Bros remember you want FN guns CZ guns and cheap Chinese AKs to win war
My dad is a huehue and said you guys are about to drag dilma out in the street.
>>67669291
Depends on where you are going exactly
It's probably not much different from your country except for weather
>>67660946
gib guns pls or i report u
>>67669304
who is he betraying? A Cuba puppet government?
Fuck off commie, your days are coming to an end
>>67669092
the US would actually celebrate a more unstable Brazil.
>>67668646
How much for one of these
>>67669351
You can buy surplus m4s in Mexico
>>67669076
deal!
>>67669139
>Rio
watch out for the trannies m8.
>>67669485
95 usd
I really must go bbl
>>67668969
The Minister of Defence is just a civillian. The president is the supreme authority over military matters, but these people don't matter situations like these.
What's important is the actual leadership of the armed forces. And as we know, some of the general staff has already been replaced.
Beyond that, high ranking officers are also inportant to maintain cohesiin.
But civillian staff definitely does not control the Armed Forces; it's the people who are there for life and actually do shit that run it.
>>67669453
Betraying a democratically elected government. If you idiots need a reminder of what happens when democracy is suspended, and constitutional rights with it, we'll be happy to give it to you.
>>67664205
>They are wiping their asses with our constitution.
You mean their rigged constitution
>Dilma wanna make Lula a minister
>save his ass from the investigation
>new people taking care of it simply make him innocent
>civil war start brewing up
At this point, even though I wouldn't like, civil war is going to happen soon™ because of those greed shitters.
>>67669409
I wish you the best of luck in that case. Estonian villages are running empty so you could get a cheap house/apartment in one of those, if your situation really goes to shit.
>>67660527
Go kill the corrupt politicians huebros
>>67669291
Yes, go to a city called Brasilia, enter the Palácio da Alvorada, ask for the president, then knife her shit out.
I guarantee you are going to get 3 honor doctorates in Medicine by Universidade de São Paulo.
>>67669603
When did they start to pay MAV's to come to /pol/?
>>67662609
Like Norway will accept non-muslim immigrants.
>>67669154
It's a mixed country of immigrants. I'm a Spanish/Native American mix (but I'm so pale people think I'm Russian or something) and my neighbors are mixes of Asians, Blacks, Native Americans and Europeans in varying amounts. So when a dude with an afro and big lips looks at himself in the mirror and sees that his skin is white, he calls himself white. And someone with all the caucasian features in the world but tanned skin can call himself a mulatto. Calling yourself "white" or "black" here is different than doing so in the USA for example. But in general terms this guy is right:
>>67669409
>>67669500
but it would be hard as fuck to bring them in
>>67668234
that was one reporting of a rumor which wasn't completely dismantled (though it was immoral of veja to report it as fact). I can only think of one other case like that, which was the recent ISTOÉ story, which was neither confirmed nor denied. Also, the very fact PT didn't go hard on these statements might be because they were trying to detract attention from it.
Get used to it kid, tone will always be used to lead public interpretation, and the fact you only show examples of it within the right makes me believe all the left-wing shilling has flown right above your head
>>67668371
Exactly. Though I must say, it is worth it to look up some of his thoughts on astrology. While they might not seem incredibly logical, they are surprisingly rationalistic.
>>67669640
Why are they becoming empty?
>>67660527
I'd be happy to run guns like AR15s down but the problem is that would be expensive and you brs are poor as shit. Tough luck son.
do all brazilians look like this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzOkza_u3Z8
>>67669729
Since when you thought you were alone here?
I'm usually here for Syrian war news, but I can't let this kind of thread to pass.
>>67669844
No, I am very white. We are a mixed race country, you will find all type of people here.
Are you still mad about the 7-1?
Losing the WC as Brazil in the OWN COUNTRY by being BTFO that hard must have been horrible.
I remember how mad I was when Italy kicked us out in 2006 in the semis :((( We swore to eat never pizza again
>>67669727
>Ghostbusters.jpg
I liked that pic more when the file name was "spawn camping.jpg"
>>67669844
yes
>>67661493
>being brainwashed by the facebook left
>>67669950
kek
>>67669844
That or Aryan
A lot of Nazis fled to Brazil
>>67669844
yes
>>67669937
I don't even care for the national team. I laughed pretty hard at the 7-1.
I only care for Grêmio
>>67669844
Yes, all of us like funk and live in favelas too
>>67669796
Communism ruined the economy, people want 2500€ a month not some 500€ shit, so they're going to Finland and Sweden. If they don't emigrate, they all settle in Tallinn where the average pay is 1000€.
The Russian county is Africa tier, it's the north-eastern one, stay away from there.
>>67669844
im totally white tho
>>67660527
>Just saw the news
And to think i've wanted to go back to Brazil in the past.
I recommend any hues who still have some dignity to leave.
Brazil has officially become a bana republic.
>>67670006
>being brainwashed by the facebook right
>>67670167
>facebook right
>>67668969
it doesnt matter at all what the minister of defence wants.
what matters are the lower rank officers.
the ones who actually hold the loyalty of the actual, physical men that compose the army. The captains and lieutenants are the ones who matter.
>>67670080
>O Sul é o meu País
>>67669448
Well in our country Turnip Erdoğan is literally the monarch and nobody can do anything against him so Brazil can't be worse
>>67669844
>all brazilians look like
No such a thing, country is too mixed for that. In a favela they mostly look like that though.
>>67670080
Da-lhe Grêmio
O Sul é meu país
>>67669937
kek i was in a bus coming back from my internship when this game happened, arrived at home at the half time, didn't even bothered to sit to watch went browsing the web checking the butthurt, it was funny to see the normiebook exploding, anyways i still root for this joke of a national team
>>67670167
>implying I have a facebook
Check yourself before you wreck yourself.
Please do go ahead and echo whatever it is that your history teacher tells you to so I can laugh at you.
>>67669674
I got you senpai
>>67670080
>Grêmio
if you really care for grêmio go watch the match against toluca in april otherwise you're not worthy
>>67670146
BANANIA
>>67670112
That's sad, bro. Leftists are fucking us everywhere.
>>67669937
>We swore to eat never pizza again
In all seriousness though, anyone that cares about soccer eats shit.
>>67669844
this>>>67670302.
I'm a 4th black, 1 4th portuguese and half italian (which has somehow amounted to pretty pale skin, large lips and somewhat nappy hair
>>67670080
I usually don't even care about soccer but I went to the last match against LDU and goddamn I was fully converted for the whole time I was there. Was also glad they had the same songs i knew from Olímpico
>>67670043
Yes, i'm from German enclave. Ask me anything.
>>67670339
Scream Path Of Light when you do so that we know it is you
>>67670382
Don't let your country become like this.
>>67669937
>Are you still mad about the 7-1?
I'm a nerd, I don't give a shit about sports. I was very happy because I thought that was going to be the thing that would make people stop caring so much about football but no, didn't happen.
>>67670339
Go on. Do that Turkroach. Brazillians may even let you create a caliphate, if you manage to kill their president.
>>67670302
so what is brazil? , majority white or black or mixed? , does it have it own ethnic people like australia or what am i supposed to expect?
>>67670375
We will only win an national/international title when PT steps out.
A DILMA É COLORADA
>>67664840
Its burning, but not enough
http://noticias.terra.com.br/brasil/politica/lula-vai-assumir-casa-civil-diz-lider-do-pt-na-camara,252ae80ee63bbca23b0686d450236a28zckt54vg.html
Fuck, I just saw this. I wish I could be laughing.
>>67670433
like caminho da luz? Sounds cooler than in English
>>67670578
Brazil is composed of a bunch of shitskins that like to pretend that they are white.
They also like to pretend that they have a democracy.
>>67670578
>
>>67669926
>you will find all type of people here
I have been seeing even women with burka. Thanks Dilma for getting 25k immigrants even though you destroyed our economy
>>67670578
i know that eropeans find that hard to understand
but when we talk abou multicuturalism, we really mean it
people are VERY different in here, the sing color, the way of talking and thinking, the foods and culture
>>67670578
Depends where you're going. But the majority is mixed even when they look very white or very black or even very Asian, like I said here:
>>67669747
>>67670699
Some us are white. >>67670416
In that picture is two of my cousins.
I'm only 1/8 native. Rest is German and Italian.
>>67670506
Turkey and Middle East is a shithole. Most muslims are not intellectual and everything about them sucks.I want to leave when I graduate but don't know where to go as a Doctor
>mfw brazil is shit as always
>>67670665
Perfect, do what you have to do and we will make you our ministry of health
Portugal just needs to recolonize your country, take governance out of the hands of your actual politicians.
>>67670080
HUSBANDO CLAIMED
>>67670770
Don't forget to mention that the difference is basically 1984 tier, with the "proles" being completely unaware of anything outside of their shitty things.
alright fellow hues, if trump wins from 1 to 10 what is the chance of we getting some freedom delivered to us?
>>67670808
>.I want to leave when I graduate but don't know where to go as a Doctor
How's that even a question?
Go to Europe or America (assuming Trump doesn't become president).
>>67670790
>Coal burners
Kek.
>>67670896
Great!
I always liked Obamacare. Maybe I get some ideas from Bernie
>Someone who didn't complete high school is now a minister.
Just fucking kill me.
>>67669844
thats just rio de janeiro. 100% of rio de janeiro looks like this.
>>67670917
>not geromel
I'm disappoint
>>67670916
hell no.
we have enough problems as it is.
We dont want to take responsability for millions of shitskins
>>67670994
Of course I am going to go somewhere in Europe or North America but the language culture people bla bla bla.. But the country is turning into Syria really fast so gotta run fast
>>67670986
Zero, be smart, don't fall for retarded memes. Our only chance at redemption on ourselves.
>>67668435
We all have our problems. Globalism is death of all of our cultures given enough time. Stay strong Brazil.
>>67671027
>a minister
THE minister, the most important one.
New thread
>>67671188
>>67671188
>>67670986
considering he's a protectionist and that the US just fucked Brasil out of an International free-trade alliance that isolates us from 2 thirds of the global GDP, I'd say very little.
>7-1 was 2 years ago
>tfw i was sleeping and i woke up with screams shots and honks tought ''we must be making a lot of goals'' and went back to sleep
>wake up at night
>discover what happened
>tfw missed it and no one shuts up about it
>>67671083
DID ANYONE ASKED GEROMEL'S OPINION ON THIS?
He is the only one I can trust right now.
>>67661936
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBxBFO-O52o
he knew about soros quite a time ago
>>67670916
How would they even do that?
>>67671157
Who gives a fuck about culture and language?
I'm a hue myself and i managed to adapt.
Unless you are a butthurt muslim with a chip on your shoulder, you should have no problem adapting.
>>67670986
You should make plans to invade and occupy somewhere.
Argies maybe.
Get FREEDOM'D and then rebuilt.
>>67671043
I'm from Rio de Janegro and i would say 80% of Rio is like that.
>>67662134
pol was is and probably will always will be right, they're everywhere
>>67671146
yeah, its not like all of this is your fault
>>67671162
>>67671267
i know anons ;-; as it seems we either rise by our own hands as the greatest global power to ever exist or we will succumb for this parasites in our government ;-;7
SAVE ME GEROMEL SENPAI
>>67671027
And on the top of it, he could buy probably part of our country.
>>67671267
>US just fucked Brasil out of an International free-trade alliance that isolates us from 2 thirds of the global GDP
What alliance?
>>67671891
by*
>>67664992
let me guess, you're one of those shithead libertardos that think ancap= paradize and NS was marxsits leftis oww statist! burn!
>>67666035
i don't harbor or have criminals as pets, and FHC is a communist scum, just not as imbecile as Lula, you fuckwit
>>67671721
TPP, TTIP and TISA
>>67671449
it isnt.
you were looking pretty great when he left
you even kept the non-retarded lineage of our royalty
then you proceeded to get rid of pic related and it all went to hell
But hey, keep blaming everyone but yourselves, I'm sure the nig mentality will help you a lot
>>67666593
everyone does, aldo Olvalo loces kike's money apparently
![1911_Navy_109967i[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/v2pHe43.jpg "1911 Navy 109967i[1]")
![nota-dilma[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WgGzBbB.jpg "nota-dilma[1]")
