What the fuck, America… Best Korea is making you look like a bunch of pussies.
A fraternity dude bro got sentenced to 15 years hard labor in North Korea
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCZvgY1NGXU
>>67641665
Really sad. Hope they will make him a cheap bargain chip so he can find his family.
Never get drunk in North Korea if you're not fully subverted.
-yuri advice
>>67641665
>best korea btfos john green
nice
>>67641665
He's a millennial that found out the rest of the world isn't like a liberal arts college campus.
We don't really care too much about him to be honest.
>>67641665
Wow, poor dude, I mean he is a fucking retard for thinking he can co to actual Mordor and stir shit there but fuck, he obviously had it rough, especially when its obvious his whole speech and mannerism been choreographed by best korea.
Still no idea why US does jackshit about them, usually they seem to care about democracy deeply, rushing their tanks full of democracy where ever there is a shortage of it...
>>67641665
>willingly traveling to North Korea
He'll experience the true gulag experience
>>67643076
They are scared that best Korea really has some nukes hidden somewhere ready to be used.
>man steals flag in north Korea
>15 years in the gulag
>man rushes a presidential candidate
>1 year max in a federal hotel
In all fairness it is not really wise to be traveling to DPRK under an American nationality. Even though you go through many embassies like Sweden to get a visa: you're still on their turf.
This dumbass thought it would be brilliant to steal government propaganda from a heavily watched hotel. Let alone in the most restrictive country and regime in the world. This guy learned the hard way that "IT'S JUST A PRANK BRO" doesn't apply outside his liberal arts safe space fraternity.
Hopefully he'll kill himself for shaming the US before Dennis Rodman asks Kim to do him a solid and release him.
>>67643312
I cant understand why they even let that happen, we knew koreans were bluffing for years.
So they let them sit there for decades to the point when they actually might have a nuke.
>>67643053
He thought he had the right to spread his own bullshit ideals in their country while insisting that their entire nation doesn't have a right to protect it's own ideals because current year.
If you don't like the way North Korea runs their country don't go to North Korea. This is true the world over. People need to stop fucking going halfway around the world and then bitching when they find the people there are different.
>>67643076
They can't gain anything by taking out North Korea and it isn't threatening Israel.
Dude bro is going to get a work out
>>67643076
Not understanding That's why North Korea value these useful idiots half baked cook intellectual.
There are no middle ground between socialism and capitalism.
Best Korea just exploit the weakness of western democracy.
They are based but ruthless in the fight.
Value your freedom™
>>67643624
We were actually supposed to help them get safe nuclear power with a deal under Clinton, completely fucked them once Bush took office, which in turn lead to them doing this.
Not exactly surprising though you'll only get the NORTH KOREA = TWISTED FUCKING PSYCHOPATH narrative here since /pol/ is bluepilled as fuck on the topic
>he made a political statement they didn't like
>they put him in prison
But here in America SJWs sometimes tell us we are bad on the internet, so we know all about what life in a speech-suppressed police state is like.
>>67642886
Never go to NK unless you're with your troops and sporting your trusty beretta
>>67641665
this is the face of a man who realizes his country abandoned him
>>67643648
>They can't gain anything
For me its pretty obvious at one point or another koreans just lose their shit, their country is pretty much starving, they dont have money or good relationship with anyone.
For me its pretty obvious at some point they gonna chimp out and demand gibs and when they not gonna get it they start war.
Just a matter of time, they need to be taken down while they are weak and unprepared.
>>67641665
I'm glad he was a Christian Evangelist,
those fuckers deserve to be thrown in cages with lions like the good old Roman days.
>>67641665
don't care, he's a fucking retard. I wouldn't even tey to pull that shit in denmark tel alone best korea. darwin is smiling.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
>>67643496
>In all fairness it is not really wise to be traveling to DPRK under an American nationality.
Has there ever been a story, of the thousands of US citizens who have gone, of one getting in trouble for nothing at all? Every time I've ever seen anything they were doing something stupid and then they send in Jimmy Carter or Bill Clinton to negotiate to get them out.
There is no risk of visiting there if you follow the rules, this meme needs to die really.
I know you guys like to think you're alpha, but frat boys are clearly more alpha than you all. They actually have real life friends.
>>67641665
>15 years hard labor in North Korea
BTFO
>>67643496
It's not wise to go to North Korea under ANY nationality.
I blame Vice for this shit, making North Korea seem like some kind of quirky place safe for special snowflake hipsters to visit.
>21
He looks fucking 30 what the fuck.
I listened to this guy and he looks really scared. and He's probably never ever going to leave north korea for this.
His life is probably over. Soon he'll go to jail. He's about to live hell, I can only hope his family doesn't get harmed.
We live in cruel and sadistic times, never forget it.
>>67643053
did you watch it?
he did it for money, tuition money.
American college tuition drove a student to steal a banner. lmao
>>67643543
kim would probably trade for a wheel of that swiss cheese he's so fond of
>Trayvon Martin killed for being a thug
>Obama gives a speech in the rose garden immediately
>Foreign country takes a US citizen hostage
>...
>>67641665
We will end up getting him back. They are gonna use him as a bargaining chip for something. thats why they are making such a huge public deal for stealing some stupid pamphlet or whatever. I think we should get him back too. Me may be a moron but he's an american citizen. and what good is a country that lets its citizens get cucked by koreans. it sends the wrong message.
>>67644337
its perfectly safe if you arent a filthy degenerate
>>67644353
He cooperated. He'll be allowed to leave one day.
>>67644376
>he did it for money, tuition money.
Yet he could afford a trip to Korea. This is bullshit propaganda for Kim to show his subjects "we have free universities, they have to go abroad and steal to go to one".
>>67644464
Well why dont u just hit him with a drone strike?
>>67644337
>It's not wise to go to North Korea under ANY nationality.
Again, where are all these stories of people getting in trouble there for no reason? I've yet to see one and many thousands of people visit there.
It's probably not a "fun" trip but it's not dangerous by any measure.
As far as Vice goes, yeah they are pretty shit and their hack job been done a million times edgy man visits North Korea videos are boring.
>>67644434
>Foreign country takes a WHITE US citizen hostage
>>67644489
you could afford the same trip, about 2000 EUR including the flight to Beijing
Is it know the full process when you're getting caught ?
I'm pretty sure they are not pressuring you. Just read your statement and validating it. Explaining your situation. In the face of death 99% will beg for their lives. And nothing to be ashamed about.
Why aren't we fighting for extratorritariality? Savage countries are inferior and should only exist as vassals to western nations.
>>67644648
Not really, that's some Gestapo shit. The pick you up, force you to do as they say, and if you don't obey. Well, then they will torture you until you die if it's necesary.
>>67644434
Is it the first US citizen detained abroad or what?
Do you cry aswell for your guys caught with a kilo on a colombian airport or buying drugs in philipines?
>>67644641
It's not about the price, it's about the fact someone would go to the other side of the globe to steal shit when they could just work in Maccas during the summer with the same result.
>>67644127
this one will also have real life hard labour for 15 years. They should put the banner he stole in his cell wall
>>67644648
>>67644747
Where's your proof?
>>67644747
>t. hollywood movies and my imagination
>>67644606
North Korea might have nukes. They might also be crazy enough to use them.
>>67644759
there is a big difference between a drug smuggler and a kid that took a piece of paper.
>>67641665
>implying we want this dipshit back
>>67644747
Proof ?
No i don't think so. They will not let you speak. Way worse. The condtioning is more insidious.
Of course they will correct your statement if they feel It's not going in the good direction.
>>67644888
To you there is but these other countries aren't the US.
>>67641665
The fun thing is even if all the dictatorship would suddenly vanish today, he would still be left in prison just because.
Literally, just, because.
>>67641665
He's quite the opposite of a fraternity dude bro, he's more like some religious nut
>>67641665
the way he talks... it's almost like it's a code or soething
>Arrived December 29th
>Stole the poster Jan 1st
This cuck seriously decided to celebrate New Years in an NK hotel room?
>>67644968
Any country that thinks stealing a piece of paper is worth 15 years in a gulag is a savage country and needs to be eliminated.
>>67644611
It's not a question of bad shit happening for no reason. It's the fact that you can't fuck up.
Yes, yes "don't fuck up", but that's not really a counter-argument.
Why the fuck would you want to go somewhere you have to walk a razor's edge or it's off to the gulag?
99% of the global population has no business going to North Korea. You gain nothing from going there as a person beyond being a person that can say "I visited North Korea". Maybe that statement gets you extra pussy or something but I doubt it.
>>67644888
There are reasons you shouldn't break laws in North Korea, particularly as an American. This guy certainly was aware of this as anyone visiting North Korea would be. They don't fuck around there.
It's not the same but selling drugs in the US will get you in trouble, selling the same amount in another country will get you a death sentence. Respect the laws of the country you are in. This kid gets to be an example and learn the hard way. Now isn't a time to give them shit for this idiot.
So Bernie was right. Again. Got it.
>>67643928
>trusty
>beretta
Choose one
>>67645060
You'd get that in the US too if you stole top secret+ documents.
The people in NK probably believe that 15 years is a suitable sentence for such an attack on the peoples' spirit.
>>67644888
when you visit another country, you obey the law
if you don't, it's your responsibility
>>67644376
That's just a fabricated Bernie sanders sob story aiming to NK's "sense of decency"
To us, we all buy the
HE WAS A COLLEGE BOY
HE DINDU NUFFIN
THAT DAY HE WAS OUT SPREADING THE WORD OF GOD AND RAISING TUITION MONEY
HE DINDU NUFFIN
Where is the evidence he broke any law? Why would you just take North Korea at it's word?
Time to post Yuri. Too many people don't get how the apparatchik in best korea think this
https://youtu.be/5gnpCqsXE8g
what's hard labor in North Korea? Is it like a warehouse job and will he get paid?
>>67644854
usa does have nukes and has demonstrated it is crazy enough to use them
>>67645183
the people in korea believe whatever their dictator tells them to believe or they will be sent to the gulag as well.
>>67645060
When you go to some place you obey the rules they have there, otherwise, you are the savage.
>>67645301
I've seen this like over a hundred times now. Even twice a day. Everytime someone post it I just listen to the whole thing.
Love his voice.
>you will never have an uncle Yuri
>>67645165
>https://www.kek.jp/en/index.html
the beretta m9 is trusty and proven.
>>67641665
Just another faggot from UVA getting what he deserves. I really hope they keep this one.
>>67645304
more like "Welcome to the rice fields motherfucker"
He won't have to serve the time. Trump to nuke on day 2.
>>67645290
He admitted to it in a lengthy press conference that he begged for in order to get the information out.
The crime he committed is similar to subversion of the government. Its serious serious shit.
>>67645290
Dude stop, North Korea is well fucking known for its obsurd bullshit he had no fucking business going there
>>67645083
>Yes, yes "don't fuck up", but that's not really a counter-argument.
But it is. Anyone spending money to go there surely knows exactly what to expect. Most experiences are largely the same because that's how visiting there works.
>Why the fuck would you want to go somewhere you have to walk a razor's edge or it's off to the gulag?
Don't steal shit and do what they tell you = what you expect going in
Personally I wonder why people go to Las Vegas to shitty casinos and drunk idiots everywhere. Why do people go to all inclusive resorts in foreign countries and not leave the resort? What's the point?
>99% of the global population has no business going to North Korea. You gain nothing from going there as a person beyond being a person that can say "I visited North Korea". Maybe that statement gets you extra pussy or something but I doubt it.
99% probably would rather go elsewhere. The point of going somewhere shouldn't be to impress someone, but to have an experience. Undeniably you can't get the fucked up surreal DPRK experience elsewhere.
>>67645304
They have "labor camps".
>>67645315
More like Japan was crazy enough to not surrender
it will take months to get him out and before they do he will get fucked by dirty gooks and humiliated in ways you wouldnt even think were possible
serves him right, epic fucking dudebro dipshit, next time try not to fuck with a dictatorship
>>67645060
I'm sure there are pieces of paper you can steal in the US that will get you 15 years in prison.
NK is a fair country, just don't be an asshole and break the law and you won't get in trouble.
>>67645304
lol
People end up eating undigested grain from the cow shit, then get punished for it.
At least it'll beat the socialist out of him.
>>67645478
He admitted to it. As though that means anything. There's no possible way they scripted the entire thing and forced him to do it right? That's totally not in line with everything we've ever learned about North Korea.
>>67645304
He gets the American hard labor, so it wont be much, breaking some rocks once in a while but nothing that will destroy him.
They will let him out after 2-5 probably, if a real North Korean did that they would probably either execute him or put him in a real hard labor camp where its like 14 hours a day of breaking up rocks with pickaxes and hauling heavy shit and moving busted up wheelbarrows under armed watch and razor wire etc.
>>67645504
well when a kid plays with a stove you shouldn't be mad that he somehow got burned
He wanted to experience North Korea and now he will
>>67641665
wtf it was all planned or is this a forced confession
>>67645401
Yuri is the ultimate subversion. I'm sure he is use too, to convince weaks people than they must go full socialists. You can conclude whatever you want with his videos. That's the beauty of it. "Communist had never been tried reeeeeeeee"
>>67645270
He wuz a' 'spiring "rappah", 'bout to turn hiz muhfuggin' live around.
Dem gookz racis'
>>67645641
Lol but here in America you can rush the stage and attempt to attack a politician and get out on bail the next day
>>67645701
It's obviously a scripted, forced confession.
>>67641665
That "taken slogan" its utter bullshit. NK has pardoned even worse acts because they like tourist money.
I bet this asshole tried to flirt locals into homosexuality or something like that. Even if you steal something, they ask you pay fines and remain on the hotel for 3 months.
That flag narrative its an excuse. Either that or NK is using this to mock the states.
>>67645806
Holy shit if Trump is Elected I can't imagine how bad would be a reunion between him and Kim. Holy shit...
>>67645719
He's a psychopath with some hearth, he came and said ''We people do this to you, now you know.''
>>67645304
People die in those camps. There are also reports of human experimentation.
The fucking communist shills have taken the Soviet Union out of the school curricula so now millenials have no idea what it was like.
Communism killed 80 million people worldwide. It's not some joke.
>>67644484
But it's North Korea
>>67644376
>believing any word that comes from a forced confession out of North Korea.
Nigga iz u stupid?
>>67645304
>>67645924
>>67645883
There's a good chance it never happened. They picked an american to use as a propaganda tool and forced him to confess to something he likely didn't do.
>>67641665
>got sentenced to 15 years hard labor
Is there any live webcam feed where the world can watch him do hard labor every day? I want to see his facial expression
Wow, that artwork is absolutely terrifying
>>67646054
That's some hard evidence there anon, crude drawings certainly can't be fabricated or anything. Do we have any blurry satellite photos of these camps to drive the point home further?
Whoever wrote his script wanted him to be locked up.
>>67641665
geeez what a faggot, stop crying take it like a man.
>>67645917
Yeah he is the redpill in the moto "should your side, but there are no compromise with socialists/communists activists. Don't be a useful idiot.
>>67641665
oh wow, did they force him to say all that bullshit?
>>67646248
There are multiple real documentaries about the labor camps. I don't know about experimentation, but the camps are absolutely real, and are cruel enough without any need for exaggeration. I'm not talking about bullshit conspiracy docs either.
>>67646032
Yes, a country that has consistently released Westerners who have committed crimes in their country (eventually). I'm not saying that he might not be there for a long time but his eventual release is almost a certainty.
>>67646712
Is there any evidence beyond testimony and blurry satellite images?
>>67643875
the only thing good about n korea is their bank is not controlled by the rothschilds
unfortunately everything else is so shitty its a wonder it even exists anymore. a testament to how powerful brainwashing is
>>67646843
Yes
>>67644484
>>67646759
who are that kind of faggot who believes the satellite north korean pictures are fake right?
>>67646843
you do realize a kid is getting 15 years for what amounts to...nothing
and you're trying to defend that because?
>>67641665 (OP) #
>15 years hard labor in North Korea
#rekt
>>67646248
We have satellite imagery, smuggled footage and defector testimonies shill.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YfFMbAClrzE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cZby_vxrJ0Q
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TBKlEWgdqFU
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2004/feb/01/northkorea
http://freekorea.us/camps/14-18/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoeryong_concentration_camp
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_experimentation_in_North_Korea
Picture: The clock torture
A woman is forced to stand in several poses imitating the hands of a clock at a certain hour until collapsing from exhaustion.
>>67641665
Going to North Korea is pretty much a Darwin Award nomination at this point.
In short, he's an idiot and deserves death.
>>67647013
Such as? I'll actually watch the documentary if you have a link.
Though if it's just going to be a bunch of highly questionable testimony from 'escapees', border shots and camera pans of the DMZ, shots of the military on parade or exercises to make them look evil, and made up drawings I think I'll pass.
>>67647030
Are you so braindead to think that for some reason this kid will be an exception to decades of North Korea using Western captives as bargaining chips before their eventual release?
Did I say anything about how shit or not North Korea is? In case your reading comprehension really is that bad: I did not. I simply said that based on precedence, he will eventually be released from whichever shithole they throw him into.
>>67647053
He knew where he was. Now isn't a time to concede shit to them to get this kid back.
>>67647053
Because he is fucking stupid and deserves it.
>>67643076
We only go after countries Israel says to. Israel doesn't care about North Korea.
>>67647114
>believing propaganda
good goy
>>67646248
Are you a filthy communist cock sucker?
>>67647304
The two videos are direct footage
>21 yr old American goes over to NK
>decides to pull a poster off the wall of a hotel
>is detained and forced to read a script with some weird bullshit story about how he was coerced by a church
What a load of horseshit, the entire interview is rehearsed from the Otto guy to the so called news reporters
>>67645046
kek, apparently
>hey bro let's go get shitfaced in North Korea
>radical, dude!
>>67641665
>be rich millennial
>travel to a dictatorship
>"lololol im so unique and free! XD im gonna show them what freedom is about and pull out a poster. its gonna be like the movies and im gonna teach kim jong how to be american XD"
>cry like a bitch
>>67647370
Yeah, evidence is for communists, we can just FEEL who the bad guys are, and it just so happened to be those guys that I keep being told are the bad guys.
>>67641665
You know what the really stupid part was?
All he had to ask was "Yo, can I buy this flag from you? I'll pay you a hundred feelthy American dollars. ONE HUNNED AMERLICAN DOLLAH."
>>67641665
Watched some parts of the vid. He keeps mentioning that a rich and powerful secret society in his university made him commit the crime or else he can't join. Former members include Woodrow Wilson.
The North Koreans in the vid have very thick accents compared to South Koreans. Maybe a hundred more years, NK and SK would be speaking a completely different language.
>>67646054
[ayy lmaos in korean]
>>67647687
Wow, he really fucked up big time, wasn't it? It's like you're trying to join the Illuminati, and they're like "Okay, we need you to lift some University papers for us. Nothing important, just for the sake of appearances. Do us this solid, and you're in the ol' clubhouse, okay?"
I think after this stunt he pulled, the Masonic Council gathered just to laugh at this dumbass.
>going to Best Corea
>ever
Even doing nothing puts you at risk there, but when you intentionally stir shit up, you get gulag'd 100%.
>>67647222
So if video footage, satellite imagery, and testimony isn't enough for you, what is? What is it exactly you need?
>>67641665
point? some faggot got caned for spray painting cars and bill clinton couldnt stop it
>>67647370
Not at all, I'm sure it sucks to live there but it's not really our place to cause a regime change and get into a whole world of shit. I just think it's insane how much this board buys into this anti-North Korea western media. This place questions everything, yet North Korea is the single one where everyone believes everything they are told.
And not to strawman since I don't know anyone's views in this thread, I just find it curious... But the Holocaust has about a million times more evidence than anything to do with North Korean camps and a large portion of /pol/ non ironically posts strongly against it. Or at least believes it's stories are clearly embellished. Much the same with the ridiculous stories on Hitler vs. the ridiculous stories on the Kims, etc. Why is this particular case so much different?
![pic_1510588[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/6hafrtM.jpg "pic_1510588[1].jpg")
Should have watched Brokedown Palace before being an ass in Asia.
Why in the fuck would someone go to NK. They are fucking nuts.
>>67647160
You say that he derserves death for stealing a fucking paper.
what
>>67641665
What did the guy do?
>>67648249
Stole a propaganda poster
>>67648249
pee'd next to a Kim Jon statue
>>67648322
Heh. He should have read books for Audible instead.
>>67641665
This is what trump should do when he becomes potus with trump sign stealers
>>67647304
Shouldnt you be back in korea chubby
>>67644376
I love how Berniebros manage to pull connections from pieces of shit like this.
He did it because he was fuckin retarded, there's a million other ways to make money, literally being a nigger and going to rob some grandma would probably be more sensible
>>67647222
Sadly not really. You can read the full investigation into it via the UN commission if you'd like, but their evidence consists of:
1) Witness testimony
2) satellite pictures of buildings in the vicinity of what the witness's testified
So it's not really much.
Here is a direct quote from the commission:
"Given that the Commission applied a rigorous standard of proof based on first-hand testimony, it was therefore not able to confirm many of the most recent instances of human rights violations alleged by non-governmental organizations and media reports. "
>>67644823
That would be so fucked. But kind of epic.
>>67645060
Your country isn't any better
15 years? KEK.
Ask Bradley Manning what's it like to get a 35-year sentence for stealing some pieces of paper.
>>67641665
Why the fuck do people even go to countries like this for anything other than work?
I mean, I can understand some journalist going there and getting fucked for filming shit secretly.
But I mean, would you got of fucking somalia, or something on vacation?
Better yet, as far as I know the war with NK never officially ended, so he literally went to a country the US is at war with.
It's a bit like crossing the Berlin wall into east Berlin and bitching that you can't get back out.
>>67648550
crap sentence structure................ . .
>>67648849
lel
>>67641665
eh on the one hand i feel for the guy his whole life is fucking destroyed and he's probably going to be worked half to death in some prison gulag for 15 years, for a couple of fucking posters, I'm surprised the US hasn't done anything for him.
That being said he decided to go to NK, then do shit that would piss of the government, so he really was asking for it
proud to be an American Idiot, where freedumb reigns and actions have no consequences because murrrrrica.
The entire USA needs 15 years of hard labor
warmbier
hahaha
>>67648995
Way to notice the French flag dumbass.
>>67644482
North Korea itself is a degenerate state, shut the fuck up.
>>67644746
This, really any country we give aid to should be a slave country.
Why would it even be fun to vacation to NK? Is there anything to do? Any good entertainment? Any interesting museums? Any nature parks that you couldn't see about as well in SK?
It's like taking a vacation to a concentration camp while it's still operational -- how is that fun?
Or is it all about the bragging rights of telling people when you return that you "went to NK"?
>>67649724
How is it a degenerate state?
>>67645315
Yeah it ended the war almost immediately too, you cucks gave into the nazi scum.
>>67649854
Because the same media that has been so truthful about everything else told him so.
I'd love to know how president Trump would handle this situation.
>>67647160
North Korea is probably the safest country to travel to tought. If you just obey the simple rules and don't do stupid stuff like trying to steal their propaganda posters.
>>67645504
>The point of going somewhere shouldn't be to impress someone, but to have an experience
well, one can argue that this is exactly what he got.
>>67641665
What does this have to do with America?
>going to north korea in the first place
>being this retarded
>not knowing they'll throw you in hard labor camps for almost no reason
>thinking you'll win any case in their kangaroo court
>implying they need evidence
>not like they can't plant stuff or fake eye witness people who are starving and will say anything for a piece of bread)
cry more faggots
>>67650241
He admitted the crime.
>>67648154
Yes.
Prep bull.
>>67650218
But that's the thing... if the traveler is some young american dipshit, chances are they're going to do something stupid. Hell, my bet his whole REASON to go there was to do this.
>>67650070
He wouldn't. You're implying that Dumpf actually gives a shit about people. His voters are just a bunch of pawns and rubes.
Last thread was archived so I'll post in here.
Someone asked "What is "legitimate justice"?".
Answer: Apart from the written, positive law there also exists an 'extrapositive law' or the natural law
This was argued by Gustav Radbruch (German lawyer) after WW2 to justify the charges of German officers and officials that were collaborating in the Holocaust. Their actions were not illegal by German Law but they were against common sense so to speak.
The same argument was made after the fall of the Berlin wall in the early 90's and was used to charge East German officials whose deeds were according to East German law at the time.
In my opinion the same principles apply to North Korean law. In our minds we know what's right regardless of what the written law says.
>>67649854
>>67650035
Their fucking population is brainwashed, and literally worship their leader. Those people are the most cucked in the world, if that's not degenerate i don't know what is. Plus most of their women are homely as fuck. How about you guys move there and tell me how you like your new life if it's so damn nice.
>>67641665
He broke the law and got punished for it. Except I'm not going to be like those niggers and say he dindu nuffin.
North says;Pick one, the World.
*Remove Him from North
(North gets Food,Oil and Money)
*Remove sanctions and embergo.
(North gets Food,Oil and Money)
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http://edition.cnn.com/2016/03/08/asia/north-korea-nuclear-warheads/
China Reaffirms Its Commitment to North Korea Sanctions
http://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/china-japan-unite-support-sanctions-north-korea-37649858
North Korea's Kim supervises simulated missile test:http://www.reuters.com/video/2016/03/15/north-koreas-kim-supervises-simulated-mi?videoId=367734654
His story is all made up about the z society right?
He just stole one of their things as a souvenir and then NK made up a propaganda story to be read from the horses mouth right?
>>67650660
It's north korea, they're degenerate and a lesser culture, so it doesn't matter about their laws.
>>67651000
>says country that executes people who have not committed any crimes
>>67641665
>>67651000
Yeah and I bet natives are savage degenerates too because they don't eat Cheetos and don't post on your forums. Enjoy your cushy lifestyle before you die of obesity or cancer while the system profits on your death.
>>67648006
>But the Holocaust has about a million times more evidence than anything to do with North Korean camps and a large portion of /pol/ non ironically posts strongly against it.
Those people are idiots. Why do you want to be like them?
>>67651101
Better than you fuckers. There is a reason you were Russian cucks for a very very long time.
North korea is fucking stupid
The church disliked n.korea and sent this guy so he could get caught and give more reason for invading n. korea
Giving his this sentance n.korea only helped the church accomplish their plan
>>67651386
I'm fit and run an hour every day. Nice strawman btw.
>>67641665
what a
P U S S Y
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S
S
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nothing of value was lost, good riddance, congrats USA
AMERICAN EXPAT
Dumb fuck shouldn't have fucked around in a country where they're looking for opportunities to take Americans hostage. Leave the little dipshit there. I'm tired of the country losing face to save idiots.
>>67651527
Sure keep telling yourself that anon. And keep avoiding the problem like all Americans do. No matter how much you run the government will still profit from your death.
>>67651664
I mean I'll be gone anyway, so why would I care, what happens afterwards.
>>67641665
The problem is that he has grown up being told that it is ok for men to cry. Nobody tells men these days that people lose respect if you cry. even women who claim it's alright.
Need to teach kids to be stoic, that man probably would have kept a stoic face if he was brought up with a strong masculine identity. He lacks islam.
>>67651723
Lol what bait. Try harder m8y.
Way to really put a value on your life,huh?
>trump becomes president
>seal team six used to save him
>hollywood now purged of liberals makes an incredible movie about the balls of trump and how america wont take anyones shit
PLEASE
>>67651760
>implying you wouldn't cry knowing you're about to get by gook dicks for 15 years
>>67651592
Related:
Russia Demands South Korea Apologize For North Korea Rocket Delivery Claim
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/news/article/russia-demands-south-korea-apologize-for-north-korea-rocket-delivery-claim/559211.html
Moscow demands apology from Seoul for North Korea rocket delivery claims
http://rbth.com/international/2016/02/12/moscow-demands-apology-from-seoul-for-north-korea-rocket-delivery-claims_567127
>>67641665
He is a libfag crybaby. Bermfags like him are making America weak. As a white male, its hard to watch.
>>67641665
>I'm the victim here
every american ever
>>67651978
Idiocracy already exists
Captcha: pickup trucks
>>67647547
you have issues
try listening to the testimonies of the koreans who were tortured there
they spoke at the U.N. not long ago
go listen commie faggot
>muh fake testimonies
lol
>>67651592
North Korea criticizes China, Russia for sanctions vote
http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2016/03/04/North-Korea-criticizes-China-Russia-for-sanctions-vote/1001457107331/
>>67641665
>be me
>go to best Korea
>break the law
>get cought
>get put in prison
>cry like a bitch
>America save me, its your fault.
>>67651815
No really, after I die it's not my problem anymore.
>>67651760
Get out of here you religious fuck. Islam needs to die.
>>67651978
It's like Birth of a Nation, without the retarded racism.
>>67652008
I probably would, but not at a televised event.
>>67643312
It's nothing to do with nukes. It's because they have enough conventional ordnance aimed at Seoul to level it before anyone can do anything
>>67652562
>>67652562
>>67652562
NUKE THE FUCKING CONVENTIONAL ORDINANCE NOW
NUKE THE GOOKS!!!! DOO OIT
>>67644489
>Yet he could afford a trip to Korea.
Exactly. I've never been to the west coast of America, let alone fucking Best Korea.
I'm glad when stuff like this happens to entitled, spoiled millennials. Sometimes they need a hard dose of reality. Of course, I believe that the punishment should fit the crime, and that 15 years is a barbaric sentence, but I honestly don't care about the kid as an individual. Hopefully now he understands that there are no universal laws and no universal morality, and that not everyone, everywhere is a tolerant and forgiving as white people.
>>67652562
create iron dome around seoul, then invade north korea
>>67652341
If you don't care about death or your country or this planet, why not just anhero now? Why run at all? Because your a selfish cunt like the rest of the lot, enjoying your cozy life watching the world burn behind a screen until your untimely death and voiding your unremarkable existence. What a life to live, what a day to be alive!
Did korea wrote what she should say
>i practice at home stealing street signs
How do you steal street signs?
other stuff he said sounded like n korea bullshit too
>>67652704
>Dropping nukes a few miles away from multiple heavily populated allied countries
>Americans being in charge of planning
>>67652866
No use. A ton of the norks weapons are giant artillery batteries built into the mountains. No reliable way to intercept them
>>67641665
I would get the same treatment if I went on holiday to the U.S. and stole their flag
>>67650544
>Their fucking population is brainwashed, and literally worship their leader.
Less brainwashed than US population.
Most people in US believe Trump is racist, because the state media told them so.
>>67641665
Worst acting I have ever seen, he's even worse than that gay man playing a grieving father in the Sandy Hook video.
>>67653090
>and stole their flag
Depends on who or where you stole it from. Depending on who and where it could be anything from petty thievery to vandalism.
The odds are pretty good nothing would happen to you.
>>67650463
That's a slippery slope.
>>67647114
Where are videos of people getting killed, raped by AIDS-infested niggers and degraded in western prisons?
Because that shit happens all day every day.
And making someone impersonate clock counts as a "horrible torture"
>>67641665
nigga shouldn't have been in fucking shit korea
>>67641665
fucks sake man have some pride
>>67652917
Exactly i'm quite selfish. What happens to me and my family is all i care about.
>>67646054
Dark Souls concept art.jpg
>>67652777
>as tolerant and forgiving as white people
>top fucking kek
>>67641665
Good. Make an example of him.
If he lives, he can bring back all sorts of details about the prison, maybe even write a book about his experience and get paid.
>>67653115
And most Germans are brainwashed into believing Islam is a religion of peace. Have fun with Sharia in a few years.
>>67645603
taking a sign
15 years hard labor
fair
I mean the guy is fucking dumbass to try anything in NK but its hardly a fair punishment
>>67643076
We don't do anything to them because China is on their side, at least in a defensive manner. We don't want to start shit with China just to get rid of a loony dictator half a world away that is harmless to our interests.
>>67653090
Likely all you'd get is a few dirty looks.
>>67653370
Lol and your family will be suffering and become endebted from the loss of your simple, naive life. Shame for them really. it's always a damn shame in America ain't it? But that's just the fucking way she goes
>>67653447
Find me a non-white country that is more tolerant and forgiving in the way it treats criminals when compared to the way the average white country treats criminals. An no, the USA is not a white country, in case you're going to try to pull a fast one.
>>67653599
Nobody has yet to be held that long.
Pretty much every foreign prisoner has been released within a year, despite 15+ year sentencing.
Punishment code:
Article 27 (Types of Punishments)
Punishments are:
1. Death
2. Life-time term of reform through labour
3. Limited term of reform through labour
4. Short-term labour
5. Deprivation of the right to vote
6. Confiscation of property
7. Removal of qualifications
8. Suspension of qualifications
>>67653645
Whatever, you're building a gigantic strawman, that might as well be a wicker man.
They'll probably make a deal as usual.
But who are these people? A lot of them look white or western. How does someone score a deal as a press official in North Korea?
Also, dude shouldn't have cried. He should have taken it in stride, or at least read the script a little more fluently, requested some practice in his cell or something. I'm sure the judges tacked on a few years because he showed no honor. I'd probably cry like a bitch, too though.
>>67643369
To be fair that presidental candidate was an evil white racists.
>>67653599
>taking a sign
you mean he took a sign off a wall and left it on the floor...
>>67653703
yeah still not fair punishment for taking a sign
>>67653912
>evil white racists
Kek
>>67653964
They separate signs from political signs.
One is considered against the socialist state. The other is general theft.
General theft is a lot less bad:
Article 296 (Stealing Personal Property)
A person who steals the property of an individual shall be punished by short-term labour for
less than two years. In cases where the person commits a grave offence, he or she shall be
punished by reform through labour for less than two years.
In cases where personal property is stolen in collusion or in large quantities, the punishment
shall be reform through labour for more than two years and less than seven years. In cases
where a particularly large amount of personal property is stolen, the punishment shall be
reform through labour for more than seven years and less than ten years.
But since he went into a no-go-zone and took political stuff, it's much worse.
>>67653789
It's not a straw man just because you don't like to hear the truth. You will die, your family will suffer loss, possibly go into debt with the way funeral services bank, and the country will not change in the slightest from your single passive life. Just your family and loved ones. So just keep on ignoring the deep seeded issues like a good little rube.
>>67654108
ok but still not fair
>>67641665
Is he gay or just another effeminate yank?
>>67641665
I didn't watch the video because
>why the fuck would your dumb ass go to NORTH KOREA
dumb ass white boi
>>67653329
>Where are videos of people getting killed, raped by AIDS-infested niggers and degraded in western prisons?
It's out there.
>Because that shit happens all day every day.
Not systematically and not organized and directed by the authorities. You are comparing isolated incidents at best against the entire machinery of a state geared to torture dissidents.
>And making someone impersonate clock counts as a "horrible torture"
Try doing it for days straight.
Fuck you are stupid Hans.
>>67653832
I'd imagine that they told him to cry as well.
>>67654161
What's your point? I'm sure he knows no one will care when he dies other than those close to him. Society can suck it for all I care. I only care about me and they only care about themselves, as it should be. We just happen to be living in the same state.
>>67653992
>Kek
Oy vey! There nothing funny about evil racists being allowed to run free.
>>67654277
Gay. For some reason it's trendy to be gay, even though you can't just willingly make yourself gay.
>>67654319
Tours there are actually pretty popular. People know they likely won't see anything 'real', but there's a thrill of going to places like Pyongyang, or Iran, or Cuba. Just ask /trv/
Anyway, I can tell at least one of the journalists is Russian. Look at his tie.
And the video says he was encouraged by the Z Society, an obscure fraternal organization in the University of Virginia, and the Friendship United Methodist Church. I believe the church was kicked out some years ago, after one of their missionaries was found with pictures of starving people on his computer.
I think even he was traded, though. Usually North Korea waits a couple of years at most before swapping. This time may be different with tensions flaring.
Here's his confession:
>I never, never should have allowed myself to be lured by the United States administration to commit a crime in this country, I wish that the United States administration never allowed people like myself to impregnate others in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries. I entirely beg you, the people and government of the DPRK, for your forgiveness. Please! I made the worst mistake of my life!
>I wish that the United States administration never allowed people like myself to impregnate others in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries.
>I wish that the United States administration never allowed people like myself to impregnate others in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries.
>never allow people like myself to impregnate others in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries.
>never allow people like myself to impregnate others in the future
>never allow people like myself to impregnate others
THEY MADE HIM REPEAT A LITERAL KEK STATUS AFFIRMATION IN FRONT OF THE WORLD
LOL
>>67643975
Thanks for clearing this up I didn't realize that up until a few months ago The United States of America was actually located inside of North Korea and then we all moved halfway around the world because some guy tore a poster down
> He abandoned us to go there and spew rhetoric the ruling party wouldn't appreciate then expects us to want him back because they jailed him for it?
>>67641665
good fuck him
>do it for the 'gram
actions have consequences you whitebread faggot
>>67654504
Yeah, but it's not like Trump is gonna introduce segregation back or anything, that would just be retarded.
>>67654631
>pics of starving people
Why would you have this on your computer. To jack off to or something?
>>67654175
Okay.
>>67645539
Imagine if China or Japan was muslim. Holy shit it would be beyond saving.
>According to the North’s state media, Warmbier said he had been tasked with stealing the banner by a member of the Friendship United Methodist Church in Wyoming, Ohio, who wanted it “as a trophy”.
>The member—the mother of a friend of Warmbier’s—had promised him a used car worth $10,000 if he succeeded and a payment of $200,000 to his family if he was detained, the media said.
He bet, he lost.
>>67641665
Does best korea have a wall?
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
Resume not going to read whole thread please.
are ameribro pussy or what?
Are they gonna save his ass?
I think he doesn't deserve shit to be helped he is a dumb faggot who would do anything for monney. 15 years is hard thought.
>>67654911
Not an amazing one.
