Sanders and reddit will never recover
The cuck sheds been built.
They're inside.
Now it's locked.
It's yet to be burned.
pt. 2
>>67638268
>>67638320
oh look. a faggot that browses reddit. and he posts on his phone.
are you a nigger? do you not own a computer? posting from your phone is nigger behavior. pretty much only niggers use their phones to browse the internet.
>>67638464
Some of us are comfy in bed while a blue eyed female is sleeping next to them.
>>67638464
ANGRY SANDERS KEK DETECTED HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67638464
Niggers don't use blackberries
>>67638320
looks like it's time to Reddit phonebank for Bernie again kek
>Hey! You voting for Bernie, I'm an official with their campaign in your state (ask very aggressively, preferably between 9pm-6am)
>no, actually I-
>Are you a fucking retard? Vote for Bernie faggot! FEELTHEBERN2016
Make sure to mark the Reddit phone banks as not having called these people yet, or that it was busy, or to call back, so the next redditor gets to deal with them.
>>67638898
They still don't realize that phone banking is the reason they're losing, literally harassment for something the poor don't give a shit about.
>>67638464
B U T T . B L A S T E D
>>67638713
kek
>>67639273
>le phonebank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoAmll3ViQA
>>67639273
kek notoriously bad supporters.. they keep on scaring away support by either rioting or being obnoxious cunts... or pestering people on their phones.... It's amazing really.. oh yeah fucking with peoples signs, that surely pulls them over to your side as well
I feel bad, but am awed by their naïveté
>>67638464
Jesus Christ. Some of us have places to be. I'm in an Uber after having sex with a girl I know. Sorry you don't have an active lifestyle and can spend your days locked inside looking at a computer like a degenerate neckbeard. We have lives outside arguing on /pol/.
Pic related. It's the text message for proof.
>>67638464
Some of us work. Not everyone wants to live off of welfare, nigger.
>>67638464
confirmed not going out.
>>67639554
>Being so insecure that you have to make sure /pol/ know that you fucked someone
Trump winning was great but it was totally within expectations.
Bernie losing however was fucking delicious and I loved every minute of it.
>>67639684
Youre burgers, what do you expect? Your national theme is insecurity.
>>67638316
Don't you mean berned?
>I-I have a child and the picking of a president literally scares me for my child's life.
liberals.txt
>>67639554
>hookups and concert
>on Wednesday
Get a job you fucking NEET
>>67638464
You faggot, I've always phoneposted. I've also been browsing reddit since the donald sub went up. Get off your cunt horse.
>>67639554
>>>/soc/
Sex outside of wedlock is despicable. Nobody is impressed.
Grow up.
>>67640733
I have a job. I'm getting ready as we speak. I make over 70k and I'm only 25. What do you do?
>>67639772
This is what jealousy of a lesser country looks like.
>>67639554
you're impressing no one, stop being such a huge fucken faggot.
Hahah the new narrative is that they knew all along he'd do poorly today. (I doubt they'd know he'd do this bad) they're just gonna go farther and farther into the realm of delusion. It's way too far for him to come back now.
>>67640241
What's up with liberals always talking about how scared they are of shit?
>>67638464
How does it feel getting cucked by a Jew, Berniebro?
>>67639447
>this woman has lived such a privileged upbringing that the hardest thing she's ever had to do in her life is listen to some people who don't agree with her
>>67641001
>>67641246
All these Australia fags jealous of people with active, high energy lifestyles while they do nothing all day.
Stay pleb tier, kiddos.
>>67638822
that's a lumia.
>>67639554
>I'm interested lol
>lol
It's like you can't even get it up
>>67641129
I remember when I didn't make six figures
>>67641407
Liberals are pussies.
They expect everyone to pander to them and they expect to be sheltered in their safe spaces.
They do not like any criticism or they get butthurt.
Liberals are pussies.
Have any of you Americans actually received phonecalls from these Bernie phonebank people?
I don't know how common it actually is there to receive calls from people urging you to vote for a candidate, but if this happened to me in Finland I would probably vote against that candidate just out of spite. I would also hope to keep them on the line as long as possible just to waste their time and exhaust their energy. Supposedly the Bernie phonebankers call the same numbers over and over and this annoys people hahahah.
>mfw imagining getting a phonecall from some high-pitch voiced Bernie supporter anxiously, yet fanatically telling me I should go vote for a candidate they are obsessively supporting
>mfw imagining listening to a redditor trying to explain to me about Bernie's actual concrete plans for legislative change rather than just FREE SHIT LMAO
>>67641537
>tfw burger says aussies are jelly of active livestyles
stay rich on your burger diet m8
>>67641407
They are terrified of the world and they want a big strong government to grab them firmly from behind and slide it's enormous dick into their butthole, no lube, no love, fox only, final destination.
>>67639554
also nice get off some fuckbuddy website
enjoy the stds
>>67642740
I had Bernie people AT MY DOOR during the NH primary time.
>>67642740
Twice in Minnesota. Both times stopped them in the first few sentences to chant "can't stump the Trump".
First guy just hung up. The second one tried to stutter through defending Bernie (I just kept chanting) before hanging up.
>>67638713
well i guess he was spot on
>>67641407
They think if they claim a moral high ground and say they're afraid, it makes them right about everything. They're mentally deficient (wo)manchildren.
>>67642749
Hahaha I can't hear you over my constitutional right to free speech, constitutional right to own guns, uncensored movies and video games, freedom to move to different states with different laws, and #1 gdp and culture, in the entire world.
But I mean the outback is pretty? I guess?
>>67642936
>>67643012
They actually seem to have this mentality that there is a 100% direct correlation with money donated, people called and voting results.
It's like this is the first time these people have actually tried to work hard to achieve something in their entire lives and as soon as they realize it isn't as simple as "do thing A for a bit to achieve result B" they basically give up and cry. Or when their theoretical plan doesn't work as effectively as they thought, they complain about the people who didn't vote for their candidate. It's amazing.
It's almost as if these people are actual children lol
>>67643829
You can't deny that niggers hate kikes. That's the only reason Bernie is losing. You take dumb niggers out of the equation, and the silly old Jewish man would be winning.
>>67638713
Some, but not you, you fat neckbeard.
>>67642879
Also, false. I know her from my extensive network of good friends and respected colleges. Not that you'd know anything about that, "mate"
>>67638713
Didn't your parents tell you to stay out of your sister's room?
>>67644276
>respected colleges
>>67644418
Fucking autocorrect. Like I said before, I'm on my phone.
>>67644513
>he's mobile cancer
kek
>>67644589
>that gif
>>67644589
lol
>>67638464
kek, i shitpost from work when things slow down. Sorry to hear you can no longer dislodge your belly from your desk without crane assistance, the outside world is very nice!
>>67639554
>That male icon though
You are still literally a faggot though.
>>67643811
>America
>culture
Sure thing Shaquanda.
>>67639684
He's right though.
>>67643811
>Hahaha I can't hear you over my constitutional right to free speech, uncensored movies and video games, freedom to move to different states with different laws.
This may be big news for you but that's no exactly rare.
And gdp doesn't mean shit it's gdp per capita that counts
> constitutional right to own guns
You made it legal for nignogs to own guns, smart move burger. does it work well?
why do bernie tears fuel my soul?
its as if their naivety about winning the general election was in fact all along, genuine
now we have the 'are you kidding me' meme which is gold, what more will we see from bernie fags before its all over? mass suicide?
top fucking kek
>>67643829
it's fucking hilarious
"hay person who Ihave never met before, will you please vote to increase your taxes so I may have free stuff, kthx"
morons
>>67643829
It reminds me of the people that think Trump spells certain doom. I remember when the liberals cried wolf like this back in '04 with GW saying he's going to inevitably start WW3 if he's elected again.
Of course that wasn't what happened at all...
