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Serious question
How come every single person inside of a starbucks is a balding problematic glasses wearing numale
Every single young man I know who habitually drinks coffee is a left wing blogger/photographer
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It's not coffee, it's going to an overpriced store that tries to appeal to the "youth"
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Dunno I drink tea
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>>67629895
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
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Don't know, starcucks went bankrupt here because our cultural enrichment by Italians and Greeks gave us a taste for good coffee instead of watered down American piss flavored with sugar and syrup, y'all.

Probably has something to do with brand image though. Most of these faggots know that other faggots like them are drawn to places like this and thus it forms a positive feedback loop wherein only faggots like that inhabit a place like that.

Kind of like how gays start meeting up in some random bar and it eventually becomes a gay bar.
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>>67629745
No, but coffee shops do.
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The problem is Starbucks, not coffee. Cafes are appealing to edgy teens because they think its "classy". Real men don't give a shit about what other people think and just drink whatever whenever whereever.
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>>67629974
what?
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>>67629745
I drink coffee most days when I get up, and the most left wing I've ever been was in my youth when I considered myself a Nazi
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caffeine is shit
even in tea
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Well I don't drink coffee and I'm balding.

What causes balding exactly? It's kinda shitty. Somebody mistook me for my sisters dad yeaterday.
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Ehhh, whenever I used to drink coffee I'd get decaf and I'm pretty right wing
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There's a difference between a man who enjoy some black coffee in the morning and some tumblr grade cuck who enjoys his "white chocolate mocha doubleshot espresso".
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>>67629745
If you're a habitual drinker, you don't go to fucking starbucks, you make your own coffee.
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black coffee only
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Coffee is coffee. It's a drink. It has caffeine in it.

It was made by some guy named Juan Valdez and his donkey, and then exported into our respective countries.

Holy shit why do you assholes have to analyze everything and ask if it's beta or degenerate?
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>>67630052
Ya know, he's sayin like, ya know
>pic related
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Starbucks coffee is not coffee. It's an overpriced status symbol for leftist betas.

Hell, I chug coffee a shit ton and I'm ad right-wing as it gets
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>>67629745
starbucks overpriced "coffee" makes you beta. Real black coffee actually has a lot of health benefits, thus making you more alpha
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>>67630137
Hello new friend
I recommend you lurk moar so you better understand this board.
And then leave.
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>>67629745
No m8, makes people hardworking specially on shitposting for night owls.
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>>67629745
black coffee doesnt make cucks. Sugared coffee does.

>coffee shops
>implying I buy shit overpriced coffee
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>>67629852
/thread
You're a cuck if you pay 4 dollars for a coffee. If you make it yourself it's cheap and a useful tool to get shit done.
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Seattleite here, Starbucks sucks. Even the local ones are mostly for gullible tourists/transplants.

Starbucks sucks. Bad beans, pre-roasted, absurd prices.
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>>67629745
Nah, they just used kabbalah magic to put a spell on those types of retards to give all their bucks to the star of david since starbucks donates much of their profits to israel.
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>>67629745
there isnt a starbucks for 25 miles around me.
i traveled to arizona once with a group and they insisted on going to one, then insisted i bought some $11 fucking coffee. i dont drink coffee but it was alright i guess. not $11 alright but tasted alright
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>>67629745
The epiphany is real.
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>>67630065

Don't want the goyem waking up now, do we Moshe?
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Unaffiliated journalist with plent of hair here. I dont see th3 correlation. Coffee is good, tea is too. But modafinil is where it's at son, we limitless now
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>DUDE CAFFEINE LMAO HHAHAH
If you're tired it's probably sleep or diet related
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>>67630271
what the fuck are you
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>>67629745
Because people who want a sweet sugary drink to 'energize' and increase their 'creativity' drink at Starbucks.

Everyone else who needs energy in a rush uses amphetamines of some sort, from students to construction workers.
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>>67629745
Truck drivers drink it
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>actually buying caffeine
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>>67630324
a few years ago, they tried to open a Starbucks in Israel, they failed financially and closed it after two years.
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>>67630549
Are you a turk?
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>>67630078
>my sisters dad
subtle
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Officially named "Turkish Coffee", it is a highly popular brand of Black Coffee in Israel. This is what actual "Black Coffee" stands for, not to be mistaken for the western "Americano", a filtered-shit-taste coffee with no cream.
It is made by pouring a loaded teaspoon of the grains, then pouring hot boiled water. Most grains become liquid, while some stay afloat in the drink. You wait for a while for them to sink, then you drink it.

This isan industrial product sold in supermarkets, so obviously you can get even better products if you go to a Drouze/Arab village. Still great.
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>>67630549
hes a Guamite
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>>67630261
This. Making some right now.
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>>67630738
Should have called it "starofdavid-bucks" .... Marketing fail.
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>>67630383
caffeine consumer is less awake than someone who isn't using caffeine (after the body gets used).
only after the caffeine consumer drink caffeine, he becomes awake in the same level of a person who isn't using caffeine at all.
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>>67629745
>Does coffee make you beta
only if you don't drink espresso without sugar
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>>67630090

This. Its all the suger and sweets making starbucks fags beta numales
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>>67631107
>implying I'm not amped 24/7
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Coffee in itself can be manly, traditional Italian and Greek/cockroach prepared coffee tastes pretty robust.

The issue with Starbucks is that it's more of a soy/HFCS latte kind of place, more of a treat whereas coffee should be more like having a smoke.
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>>67629745
Two words:
Turkish coffee

I bet people who drink starbucks would get a stroke after one cup of proper turkish coffee
>it's a method of coffee brewing
>not a ethnic thing
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>>67631015
>instant coffee
>real coffee
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>>67631275
Jesus, that picture is facebook infograph level of stupid.

the chemical make up of Hydrogen Peroxide is nearly identical to water, too.
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I quit caffeine and it was the best decision I ever made.
I'll occasionally have a cup of coffee, in the morning before a duck hunt or after dinner at family meals. But it feels great to wake up for work and just have some water and orange juice with an egg and toast.
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>>67631275
Wouldn't it be implied they are very similar because they are both amphetamines?
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>>67631465
Yep, typical American :p
You have no idea how coffee is being made and served in the middle East huh?
You don't need to have a machine that utilizes steam for it to be amazing.
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>>67631491
Kek. I know, it rustles jimmies
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>>67629745
I'm drinking a cup of the cheapest shit they had a target. I woke up at 3am and ran 5 miles in the cold on some beach, and just finished an hour of lifting.

i guess coffee does make you beta.
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coffee is for faggots tea is for alphas
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>>67629745
You don't have coffee culture
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>>67631779
>looks at little finger
Homo alert
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>>67631696
succeeded desu senpai
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I'm bad with hot drinks so I stuck with either iced coffee or energy drinks.

Now I know where to get caffeine pills and never looked back.
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I drink a lot of coffee. 3-4 cups per day. I brew my own coffee at home in a French press.

I also make my own cold brew in a mason jar for when i want iced. I don't go to coffee shops often but if I'm out and want a treat I'll get a frappucino, why the hell it matters to anyone is beyond me.

Also I vote NDP
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No shame in enjoying coffee, I love getting a frappuchino every now and then. If your really concerned about a showing of manhood or something just drink your coffee black.
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>>67631815
You're fuckin joking right?

We love our coffee.
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>>67632093
Mix of turkish and italian traditions are better
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>go anywhere else in the world
>the coffee is absolute shit
why?
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>>67632093
American coffee is trash to be frank

All that drip coffee makes me want to commit suicide
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>>67629745
Every LOGGER that I know go drinks on average a gallon of coffee each morning. These individuals tend to be in good physical condition and are traditionally not left handed wing-nuts.
Check your bombastic statements, friend
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>>67632191
>drip coffee
That's a press in that picture.

We can get anything here so please define American coffee... Are you talking Folgers or what? Do you think that's all we drink/can get? I don't even think we grow coffee beans in America.
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>>67631465
except its not instant at all.
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>>67630091
Finland has 12kgs of per capita coffee... That's 1kg per month...how do they even sleep??
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>>67629745
only idiots go to starbucks

just drink the free fucking coffee at your workplace or make it at home for 10 cents a cup
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>>67632478
SHIT IN PIT

DEFECATE ON DINNER PLATE
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>>67632478
pic of loo or GTFO
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>>67632093
Mate youse have no idea what coffee tastes like.
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>>67632626
Look up pics of Hillary ,your next President... It should satisfy you
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>>67632478
Reckon it has to do with the sun never setting in summer.
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>>67632282
>Every LOGGER that I blow shoots an average a gallon of semen each morning. These individuals tend to be in good physical condition and are traditionally not left handing my wing-nuts.
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>>67629745
I dunno but it's disgusting

Even that sugary shit at Starbucks
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>>67631275
>being a degenerate pillhead
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>>67629745
Coffee was feared by leaders when it was introduced to Europe. In muslim countries it worked fine, but in Europe it lead to making the reformation stronger and weakened the state. It also lead to more revolts because people gathered to speak politics.
People used to gather before, but only to drink alcohol which makes the public stupid and weak. Nobody has any clever ideas when drunk, while coffee gave people energy and it was highly correlated with political upheaval in Europe.

The French enlightenment mainly happened in coffee houses. Stock trading was invented in coffee houses that also includes stuff like insurance and so on.
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>>67630910
He might be the son of a cuck.
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I'm a marine engineer who's been working since 18 and I drink black coffee daily.
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>>67629745
>> calling starbucks "coffee"

They drink it so the odor will be stronger when they get together with their boyfriend and wee on each other.
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>>67632742
Why do you fags think America can't import shit? We can get anything here. This isn't North Korea.
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>>67630091
>16
I am dissappointed
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>>67629745
Espresso is pretty much the only coffee worth drinking, and even then it has to be pretty good. The stuff I drink is not really very good but I've been drinking it since I was about 10 so I'd probably die or something if I stopped.

I usually will just not drink anything if there's only drip coffee or some latte abomination
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>>67629745
according to several pubmed articles ive read, coffee contains a protein that is actually in matter of fact balding

so nah it wont make you bald but if you are balding it will make you bald faster

can link you, but fuck you
google: pubmed baldness coffee, you lazy cunt
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>>67629895
regarding baldness, pubmed articles actually show tea works to counter balding
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This board need moderation, desperately.
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>>67633263
Can confirm
I drink a lot of tea and I am growing hair everywhere
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What's with all these buttblasted faggots who don't like starbucks.

It's just a coffee outlet faggots. They let you sit there and give you free internet. Paying $2.40 for an iced coffee, internet, and seating is well worth the price.

Some of us actually leave our house once in a while and don't have the luxury of having a personal coffee maker at our side 24/7
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Coffee is great. Starbucks is a meme.
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>>67629974
Coffee's great, but Tea is the patrician drink.
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>>67632944
>implying I'm not the CEO of a company
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>>67633332
thats just normal for you though
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>>67631107
this, you are right once again, greatest ally! Caffeine isn't a very good drug to get hooked to, like other drugs bad things come out of it.
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>>67629745
Of everyone I know that drinks cofee, including myself, I would consider none of them as "beta'.

Starbucks and its overpriced shit is a poor excuse, it's just a hipster coffee place.
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>>67629745
Coffee was an art form once, and still is in some places. But mostly, college libtards have destroyed that art like they ruin most artistic expressions.

And STEM students drink energy drinks.
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>>67633346
Starbucks is run by Jews, tax-avoiding, and, worst of all, their coffee's fucking terrible.
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>>67633346
Maybe if you saved the money that you spend at Starbucks you could have a personal coffeemaker.
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Starbucks is a feminine establishment. Its known to have shit-tier coffee which doesn't seem to be a problem because their consumers get it mixed with sugar, creams, candy, etc. You might run into the occasional real man who just went in because he needs to finish some actual work and for some reason the bumfuck town he's at lacks legitimate coffee shops with WiFi (or Starbucks managed to kill them off) but otherwise, Starbucks CATERS to bitches, fags and numales.

Wondering if coffee makes men beta based on what you see at Starbucks is like wondering if politics make men beta because of the types of faggots you see at Bernie rallies.
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>>67629745
>letting some faggot numale hipster trash make my coffee for me.

Why would I pay more for less of a shitty product anyway?
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>>67633502
So, just another reason STEM faggots should be shot.
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>>67629974
man, that's some Australian tier shitposting you're going there America

well done.
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Black coffee is fucking GOAT caffeine fix
I must be part suomi because I drink the shit all day
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>>67633346
> and don't have the luxury of having a personal coffee maker at our side 24/7

pic related

Also, notice nobody is hating on coffee shops, just Starbucks? PLENTY of places have coffee, internet and comfortable seating. And not only will the coffee probably be significantly better, but usually cheaper to boot.
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>>67633549
nope
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>>67629745
You should consider getting a job. Everyone at every work drinks coffee because it's refreshing. Most bring their own or use their jobs machine though. Only disgusting signaly SWPL types go get fucking starbucks for 5$ when they can bring their own or drink the companys for nothing.
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>>67633668
Arab/Turkish/Greek Coffee > everything else
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>>67633534
I'm actually a very frugal person. I have lots of money saved. An iced coffee now and then is one of the few luxuries I afford myself.

It's quite a pleasant experience if you ask me.

>>67633637
>but usually cheaper to boot.
Idk about this. Maybe for specialty drinks, but the regular coffee at starbucks is pretty close to free market level.
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>have ADHD
>drink coffee
>literally does nothing for me

only thing that makes me focused is adderal or stimulants but the side effects cucked me too much so i dont bother with them anymore
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>not drinking master race delicious, dark roast, black coffee for energy
>thinking coffee = starbucks
How the fuck would you know what people are inside of a Starbucks if you don't go in there yourself? Get out of Starbucks and drink some real coffee you fucking cuck
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>>67633549
> STEMfags
> not having shit-tier taste

Pick one.
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>>67633637
>internet
>Americans don't have cheap unlimited 4G
>have to go to Shitbucks to get a connection
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>>67629745
I go to starbucks all the time to steal their internet and study. Everytime I'll get straight tea followed by cashier confirming if I want just tea or not. Yes, you motherfuckers, I don't come here to stroke my ego, I want motherfucking tea and ice.
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>>67633863
This guy gets it
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>>67633740
>pretending that any caffeinated drink doesn't taste like some flavour of ass
lol
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>>67633863
>steal their internet
>he doesn't just plug his phone into his laptop to use it as a 4G modem
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>>67633950
Poland pls. Americans don't have unlimited 4g on their phones. You're mistaking them for a modern country.
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>>67633919
So why were you extolling energy drinks then?
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I'm a big boy with big boy tastes
I drink my coffee BLACK and eat my steaks RARE
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>>67633806
> Idk about this. Maybe for specialty drinks, but the regular coffee at starbucks is pretty close to free market level.

Strongly disagree based on what I have seen here in the US, particularly west coast. Perhaps its different elsewhere.

Black house coffee from Starbucks is, what, $2? It is usually $1 at MANY establishments, even in affluent areas. Some of these places even offer refills. Exceptions exist, usually if the coffee has some gimmick like "fair trade" or the place itself provides something "special" like board games or whatever.
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>>67629745
I'm in the Navy. I need it to stand my watches.
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>>67629745
Only yuppies and their hipster faggot kids go to Starbucks. The better question is why are YOU there?
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>>67633502

STEM students are autists.
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>>67634024
convenient and large dose of caffeine, that's why STEM students use it. It's not for the flavour, it's just a tool.
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>>67633848
> getting work done
> on your phone
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>wake up early
>have a cup of coffee, black
>feel like shit until I drink two bottles of water

How the fuck do people survive on that poison?
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>>67629745
Because Starbucks is the coffee of faggots. Dunkin Donuts is cheaper, tastes just as good and is about 90% less pretentious.
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>>67632002
>I brew my own coffee at home in a French press.
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>>67633346
Maybe you could afford a coffee maker and Internet if you didn't pay $5 for a cup of coffee every day like a retard.
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>>67634184
>it's just a tool

Just like STEM students.

Also energy drinks are one of the worst things you could possibly drink, while a couple of cups of black coffee or even ones with some sugar and milk are proven to be beneficial to your health.
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>>67634199
>Drink 4 cups of black coffee every morning
>Casually drink water in between
>Feel fresh as a fucking daisy
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>>67634196
>plug phone into computer
>enable mobile base station on your phone
>unlimited fucking 4g on your computer
You Americans sure are savages. Don't even have modern technology.
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>>67630134
Black Coffee Matters
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>>67634199
You become a man and drink even more of it.
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>>67634203
Starbucks is Apple
Dunkin' Donuts is Google
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>>67629974
>burger
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>>67634184
There is far more caffeine in a cup of coffee than an energy drink, and far less sugar "herbal blends" and other assorted garbage that does nothing for you.
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>>67633128
Import some Greeks then. You may stand a chance at having a domestic coffee culture that isn't shit tier corporate swill.
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>>67634056
>Strongly disagree based on what I have seen here in the US, particularly west coast. Perhaps its different elsewhere

Well i'm not sure about elsewhere. I live in NYC. Everything is pumped up in price around here, unless you're going for homeless tier stuff.
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>>67634322
If I'm drinking one thing, I don't have time to drink another thing. I have an actual job with responsibilities.
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I like coffee and all.. But the color, does it have to be so god damn black?
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>>67634482
>I don't have time to drink more than one kind of beverage
Being retarded isn't a job.
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>>67634203
>Dunkin doughnuts
>Starbucks
>Both taste good
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>>67634431
Energy drinks have something else in them though, I forget what it is, but it gives me a kick completely unlike coffee. I stopped drinking them because it felt too much like I was taking amphetamines or something.
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>>67631015

>he boils his coffee

I use a goddamn french press because I'm civilized

>an Americano is coffee

it's literally espresso and hot water
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>>67634544
Its not the coffees fault it reminds you of your Somali boyfriend's big black dingus, Sven.
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>>67634275
I love how others rage so hard at STEM students without any substance to their argument. Stay mad kid.
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>>67634325
> gotta edit and submit something to the office/press/whatever ASAP while I'm on the road
> dealing with stupid MacGyver shit in my car when I can just pay an establishment for a fresh cup of coffee and connect to their WiFi
> bragging about hot spot technology
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>>67632742

I can go into town and get the Greek family to make me a slamming mug, what do you know?
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>>67634456
Do you think people don't brew their own?
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>>67634471
Fair enough. Kind of terrified now since I will be moving there by the end of this year for my work.
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>>67629745
Coffee is drug kill yourself
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>>67632478
POO IN LOO
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>>67634659
You're the one that brought up STEM students out of nowhere in a thread about coffee, dude, also I made two jokes, hardly raging. Stay mad.
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>>67630271
RARE

FUCKING

FLAG
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I don't know. I drink tea.
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>>67634659
STEM students think there's no substance to our argument because to a stem student being a complete and utter know it all fuckwit is normal, thus they don't understand the issue at hand because they cannot relate to it.
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>>67634672
>macgyver shit
Literally two short movements of your finger on a Samsung Galaxy S5. Maybe your kikePhone has a worse interface, I wouldn't know.

>gotta edit and submit something to the office/press/whatever ASAP while I'm on the road
And you think it's faster to go into a starbucks to do that? Wew lad. Are you like 50 or something? That would explain why you're so inept with technology.
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>>67634584
Fucking faggot, go find two cups right now. I'll wait. Fill them both with any liquid. Now try to drink both at the same time. You tried? Good. Now try to become more than the uneducated decendant of a pedophilic rapist.

I actually can't see your flag because I'm posting from my phone but I hope you're an Aussie.
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>>67634760
It was related to the OP, and you didn't make any jokes
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>>67629745
Because if you're strictly gathering statistics from starbucks, they specialise in blended cream, sugar and sweet filled shit that barely passes for coffee.

I bet you half of em aren't even drinking a >40% coffee drink
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>>67634699
Yeah mate I've lived in Europe and Australia, keep telling yourself that because you know one Greek family you know what real coffee is like.
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>>67634425
>Faggot who can't go 15 mins without a cuppa
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>/pol/ can't afford starbucks
lmao, SAD
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>>67629745
Are you fucking retarded? Coffee just makes you shit. I can't even drink that shit with cream because I'm lactose intolerant.
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>>67634857
Mate that is some quality shut posting right there. I'm aussie so take my word for it.
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>>67634995
>Coffee just makes you shit.
Coffee makes you shit if you've literally just started drinking it.
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>>67634672
>going to a place and being a patron there for the sole purpose of gaining Internet access
>easier than just sharing your phone's connection
burger pls
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>>67629745
Coffee's an incredibly popular drink dude. Maybe it's just the people who go to Starbucks.
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>>67634425
>muslim
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>>67634995
>it affects me in a certain way so it must affect everyone else in the exact same way as well!
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>>67629745

>2016
>drinking coffee

The most retarded way of getting your caffeine intake is wasting your money and time at starbucks. These people are cucks.
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>>67629745
I only have coffee when I'm brewing it myself.
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>>67634778
>You're wrong because your a know it all fuckwit
Perfect demonstration
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>>67634810
> blah blah blah

Some of us have real jobs and don't live in a NEET-enabling welfare state.
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>>67629745
>Starbucks
>coffee
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Do you actually believe these people go to starbucks for the coffee?

It's the image that counts, starbucks could sell liquid literal shit and they'd go there.
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>>67635096
>retard taking herbal supplements calling anyone else a cuck

top kek
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>>67635096
>8 hour sustained release
What's the fucking point in that? Caffeine pills are supposed to be fast working and efficient. Besides
>200mg
>for 8 hours
Wew.

>>67635146
Just admit you've fallen off the technological train and have become an inept grandpa.
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>>67631693
Don't listen to him, I make real coffee, nescafe is shit, black coffee is shit, I love the fact that there is an actual coffee machine where I live.
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why are the most beta population (4chan) always worried about what makes you beta or alpha?


YOU ARE POSTING ON AN ANIME WEBSITE OWNED BY A CROSS DRESSING GOOOK
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>>67635048

I never said anybody HAS to go to a coffee shop and I'm not sure why your Finnish friend insists I even recommend Starbucks. I simply said that sometimes, you visit a coffee shop because it's the closest thing to being in your office at work or home.
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>>67631642

My fellow gen y people all think i'm insane because I can wake up and start my day without coffee.

And I sleep maybe 5 hours a day max.

People are sugar addicted pussies in 2016
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>>67634619
Taurine
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>>67635223
>herbal supplements

>caffeine

>taking your drugs with sugar because you have no control over your life
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>>67629975
My parents are from Italy and when they tried Starbucks coffee they couldn't finish it
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>>67635318
>And I sleep maybe 5 hours a day max.
Well that ain't normal, m8. Anyone can wake up promptly and start working with just a bit of willpower, but 5 hours of sleep isn't enough for an ordinary person.

>>67635375
Sugar doesn't belong in coffee though.
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I drink black coffee from a pot at work. I don't give a fuck where the beans come from or how many poor children had to pick them.
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>>67635254
I think you just want to win an argument I'm not even having.
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>>67629745
Hipster branding makes you beta, real men drink coffee without sugary syrups.
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>>67635415
Based Nippon
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>>67635430
I'm just laughing at Americans being behind Finns in personal technology.
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>>67629745
being addicted to anything makes you a beta
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Black Coffee, with no sugar. This is the only way to drink something and be able to call it coffee
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>>67635415
>I don't give a fuck where the beans come from or how many poor children had to pick them.
I'm still amazed that anyone gives a shit.

Especially while also eating chocolate and wearing the usual east asian made clothes.
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>>67630281
This. I paid 15$ for a coffee maker and 5$ for coffee grounds. I got well over 5 cups of coffee for that price.
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>>67635223
>top kek

>Pouring the lactose jew into your coffee and adding the white poison called sugar to it.
>Not the biggest cuckery ever existed.

teppest kek
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>>67635475
Yet absolutely nothing either of us has said has even indicated this.

It's like if someone made the argument that they like buying mid-tier bourbons as opposed to bottom shelf stuff because they prefer drinking their whiskey neat, and you jumped in going "lollol amerifats dont even have mixers."

But hey, if it makes you feel better to actually believe hot spot technology and LTE isn't a thing here, go for it.
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>>67635375
>>67635776
>implying I said anything about sugar

Try again retards
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>>67635786
The problem is you lot not having cheap unlimited 4g.
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>Does coffee make you beta ?
>Starbucks
Coffee doesn't make you beta, large amount of shitty sugar does.
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>>67631107
Sadly, you are right.

Only failed merchants on the internet try to push coffee onto people and I just remember it tasting like ass. I do drink coffee at times, but I wish I didn't. In the same sense that cigarette smokers have higher than normal stress levels over long term use, coffee drinkers tend to get tired and stupid. It's also very bad at waking you up in a morning and should never be given to children.

Having said all that, it's still more respectable than tumblrcucks in Starbucks.
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>>67631751
Moron. Beta is an identifier of animals/people who are subservient to alphas
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>>67635860
Cheap unlimited 4G LTE is pretty common where I'm at to the point where some people are solely relying on it for their internet usage, but I admit I'm not sure if this is still the case in the rest of the country.
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>>67629745

2013 called. It wants its beta meme back
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>>67636360
True. Betas are now cucks.
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>>67632478
LOO OR GTFO
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>>67631275
>>67633383
You, I like you
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I wanna stop drinking coffee, but drinking a hot drink is really enjoyable. Except tea, what hot drink with some taste can you tell me about? inb4 cum jokes
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Americans get high with everything, which includes coffee. A cup of strong green tea has 20 mg of caffeine and a cup of coffee has 30 to 40 mg of caffeine.
>picture related Starbucks and inc.
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>>67637676
>and a cup of coffee has 30 to 40 mg of caffeine.
That is some weak fucking coffee, m8. Are you sure?
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Coffee is mostly drunk for its alkaloid. I drink decaf for its taste. I get very jittery when I get just one cup of normal coffee.

On the same basis a power-plant is used like tobacco for its nicotine, cocoa for theobromine. Coca for cocaine. Morphine, too, is an alkaloid.

Why do drugs, guys? It's degenerate.

I am a better person when I don't do drugs. That said, the peer pressure in my family makes me drink atleast one little cup of coffee, and I regret it every time. I really don't like drugs, at all, efter 5 years of cannabis abuse.

That said, some things can work as a medicine, but I don't trust the medicinal jew at all.
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>>67637841
I am talking about a cup you make yourself, like buying coffee in store and doing a cup at home. Pubs often try to make it little stronger to make you addicted, but American industry has long been trying to get you really high, so you come back.
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>>67638110
>not "I'm proud to be Jewish"
>"Arabic" and wearing Turk hoodie
tiptopkek
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>>67629745
I do drink coffee, but I go to the park with my shitty laptop and work on erotica orders. I'm also NOT a feminist.

I am politically incorrect to most of my friends (feminism, racism, sexism, *isms in general) because I personally don't care how much I get shamed over an opinion of mine, I'm not changing it unless I see facts that support otherwise.

You'd be surprised how many people that pisses off.
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>>67638127
>I am talking about a cup you make yourself, like buying coffee in store and doing a cup at home
Yeah, which is what everyone in Finland does. Which is also why I consider that weak as fuck.
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>>67629745
Of course not. Real men drink a cup of hot black coffee with their breakfast, like I'm doing now.
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>>67638373
Two over easy eggs, two pieces of toast and a fruit (apple or banana) with coffee. Sometimes milk.

Makes me feel like solid fucking gold.
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>>67630137
Is replying to this comment degenerate /pol/?
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>>67638256
Really strong coffee tastes like shit, unless you are one of those who puts all kinds of stuff inside your coffee and drink it at home in liters. Every normal person finds strong coffee too strong, normal coffee is strong enough. You consider it weak since you getting high with it and i don't mean that kind of high like during coffee breaks, i mean you literally want to taste that strong, you can also probably bite into iron bar and scrape the rust off with your teeth, the taste will come close to really strong Finnish coffee.
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>>67629745
I'm drinking coffee right now, nigger.
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>>67638532
>Every normal person finds strong coffee too strong, normal coffee is strong enough
Finns aren't normal people, m8.
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>>67632478
POO POO POO
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>>67638458
Eat peanut butter with your banana for that extra protein!
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>>67629745
No, I drink it black, if put anything else in it besides whiskey then you might be an enormous faggot
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>>67638636
>increasingly nervous business person
>increasingly bigger Putin threat
>increasingly higher demand to enter NATO
=
Needs stronger cups.
I understand Finbro.
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>>67638697
Good idea! I'll do that now.
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>>67638532
Yeah, like that Cafe Du Monde shit from New Orleans. It's dark and bitter as fuck.
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>>67632394
Hawaii, friend. They make some of the best coffee on the planet.
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>>67629745

Whey Protein w/ milk is undefeatable morning drink.
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Coffee is good for your immune system and reduces the risk of developing diabetes type 2, Alzheimer's disease and Parkinson's disease. Also most people feel more energized. I -think- some Danish research pointed out that 2-3 cups of coffee each day is enough, otherwise you get too much caffeine in your system in addition to lower sperm quality.
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>>67632478

When the Mongol Horde rides you need all the energy you can get. You try sieging a city after riding 12 hours on horseback you street shitter.
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What is everyone drinking this morning? This is something from a local company.
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>>67629745
only non canadians are cucked by not drinking tims
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Oh my fucking god

>does doing x make me y?

WHY DO YOU CARE ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU? LOL

As long as you are living your life happy you are succeeding at life. If you like coffee, drink coffee even if everyone else in the room drinking coffee is a fucking numale faggot. It should not bother you because you know that you are not one of those people and you just like coffee.

I drink coffee with sugar and cream for example, because I don't want it to be strong since I enjoy the flavor but hate it when its too bitter. Someone once commented that only faggots drink coffee that way and I was like k and thats the end of that story.

Stop being a bitch.
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>>67629745
They dont consume alt right media
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ptvlCFYwt34
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>>67635080
>spic
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>>67638908
Ohh yeah, I forget about Hawaii sometimes!
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Everyone here drinks this.
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>have to ask for "espresso"
>still get a litre of "coffee"
I hate your countries
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>>67638978
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>>67638978
Inane fact, Finland has the lightest roasted coffee in the world.
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>>67630091

Netherlands is nordic. I drink like 5 cups a day when I'm working.
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>>67629852
This.

If you hang around a hornet's nest, it shouldn't be a big surprise when you see a hornet or two.

Likewise, when you hang around a huge nest for faggots...
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>>67633005
The history of coffee in Europe is pretty interesting. Coffee lessens your sex drive, which lead to women in England petitioning against it in the 1600's.
http://www.gopetition.com/famous-petitions-in-history/232/the-women-s-petition-against-coffee-1674.html
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http://raypeat.com/articles/articles/caffeine.shtml
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfCGc3Jjmps
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>>67632093

>American actually think they have a coffee culture
>Americans actually think they love coffee

how do you explain Keurig and Starbucks then?
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Everyone I see inside of Starbucks is some sort of white-collar professional - maybe you are just going at the wrong time.
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>>67639842
And it tastes great.
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>>67629745
its people who drink expensive special coffee.
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>>67640053
The same way you explain McDonalds or any other huge/successful corporation? Do you think McDonald's is the only place to get a burger?
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>>67629745
I have zero respect for anyone who goes to Starbucks they're all the same
>I'm writing my screen play on my $1200 piece of shit mac in starcucks while drinking a 42 dollar cup of sugary iced jizzachino then I'm off to the feminist pro-cuck rally with all my prematurely balding male friends who look suspiciously like fetal alcohol syndrome sufferers and all my female friends who have leg beards and look like a pig and a badger got spliced together
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>>67633571
nahh, Russians are heavy tea drinkers
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>not waking up to a piping hot cup of coffee in the morning
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I only go to starbucks to leech off their wifi, put in some headphones, and do school work for uni. The coffee aroma makes it a nice environment to pound down an essay or a couple of papers.

Other than that I will say starbucks is usually crawling around with nu-males, SJW's, and dirty liberals. I am the only person in there with lenovo laptop, no glasses, no faggot tattoos/piercings, and clean cut. It's kind of funny the looks I get sometimes. Tempted to put a TRUMP 2016 sticker on my laptop for shits n' giggles.
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