Should beastiality be legal?
>>67629355
No. But genetecally enginered mermaids yes.
>>67630217
natalia
Might as well be. Even if it's "rape" I'm sure everyone would rather have a such in their butt than get skinned in a slaughter house.
I put a roof over this worthless fucker's head and feed his dumb ass that couldn't hunt shit if he had to, if I want him to lick peanut butter out of my butthome, well, I think I'm entitled to a little compensation
>Female dolphins, once they show interest in you, can be supported in much the same way as the male, one hand under the fin, supporting her, the other doing the stimulating. The clitoris of the female is located at the top of the genital slit, and is a prominent lump when erect. You can rub this with your finger tips, or lick and suck it, but with the oral aspect, you might end up with a bruised nose as they thrust up into you. You can slide your hand gently into their genital opening, and feel around inside, rubbing gently. They feel warm and muscular inside, their labia like tough, squishy sponge when they are excited. Don't be surprised if they start to play with your hand inside them. They have very manipulative muscles, and can use them to carry and manipulate objects, including your hand. (They can do things that would make a regular human woman turn green with envy.) Their climax is coupled with stiffening, shuddering, sometimes a lot of thrusting, clinching of the vaginal muscles, and sometimes vocalisation.
I'd rather not promote moral decay.
So no.
>>67631732
D O L P H I N
P U S S Y
>Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.
If homosexuality, miscegenation, and transfaggotry are legal, there is little moral argument against bestiality.
No, Canadians need to die out
>>67631732
kek reminds me of people pirating shit only to get 30 gb of dolphin porn
>>67629355
Yes, it should
Imagine if you could just walk round and have sex with whatever animal you might come across. It would be like heaven on earth
>>67632203
I wish I could pirate 30gb of dolphin porn.
>>67631732
>>67632081
Pretty awkward boner tbqh family
>Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.
>>67631732
>>67632081
Do you roleplay in WoW? What server do you play, Moonguard? Wanna ERP with me?
>>67629355
>He thinks it's not widespread already
Seriously, it's well known that about 1/3 female dog-owners routinely fucks their animal
Ask any girl this and they will confirm that they personally know friends who do it
>>67629355
Fucka uuuu, dorfin!
>>67631732
l-lewd
>>67629355
Yes
Zoo and Pedo rights in the next 10 years familia
Fuck the establishment
I can't lie, I'd fuck a dolphin.
>>67629355
Being an American and looking at our fat women i thought it already was legal
>>67631937
UNF
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>In order to avoid the bustle tourists, I usually visit the dolphins at night, illegally I must add, since I am considered to be trespassing. But it is the only time I do not have to be distracted by tourists or the staff. I do not expect to have sex with the dolphins every time I visit them; I am not that sort of person. I spend time with them because they are a relaxing and stabilizing source of peace in an otherwise hectic and unbalanced lifestyle. So it came as a pleasant surprise when this 7-year-old dolphin began to engage in sex-play with me. I was quite happily swimming around with the dolphins when she suddenly decided to grab my foot with her genital slit. Dolphins have very muscular vaginal orifices, and can use these muscles to manipulate objects and carry them. I stayed still for a while, to see if she was just playing, but she continued to masturbate against my foot, and in the light of the torch I sometimes carry, I could see that her slit had become very pink and had swelled as well. She was aroused!
>>67631937
>Dat dolphin gash
>>67632443
>implying girls would miss the opportunity to lie and accuse women they don't like of dogfucking behind their backs
>>67632586
tfw you'd literally last 30 seconds each time
>So, I started to back-paddle with my hands towards a small beached area, partially submerged in the water. A couple of times she pulled me forward into the deeper water, but eventually I got my self to the shallows. I dislodged my foot (Being careful not to pull too hard), and took her gently by a pectoral fin and rubbed her belly just to aclimatize her, I guess. She immediately rolled belly up and started doing pelvic thrusts against the palm of my hand. It was unmistakebly erotic, and by now I was fully aroused. I stripped off my shorts, and gently pulled her into the shallows until she was lying on her side, her belly facing towards me, half submerged in the water. I nestled myself belly to belly against her, and pressed my member against her genital slit. She immediately arched her body against mine, and took me inside her body, initiating a quick series of muscular contractions with her vaginal muscles. I wrapped my left arm around her body and just held her close while she manipulated me inside her body, until I climaxed barely 2 minutes later. Surprisingly, her body also shuddered against mine, and we spent the next 5 or so minutes just lying together in the shallows, holding each other, enjoying our company and revelling in the fact that we had shared something special together, something very few people can claim to have done.
Do you think a dolphin would object to a human sticking its penis into it?
>>67629355
Go fuck a goat in your own country kabab
>>67631732
What the fuck am I reading?
>>67629355
it's already legal in most states
>>67631732
I didn't ask for this boner
>>67632804
think of it as a mute six year old, would a mute six year old be able to object?
>I do not brag about this though. It is not something you can brag about, since it not only is demeaning to the act, but it destroys the purpose of the act as well; to express affection, and trust. I only consent to those dolphins who ask. As a result, I have mated only three times. Each time was memorable and special, because each time it was something we both wanted to share with each other. Sex, for me, is just another, albeit powerful, expression of affection and trust. I wouldn't engage any other animal, though; it is not my attraction. But there is little I wouldn't do for a dolphin
>>67629355
Its not illegal in Finland, come home muhammad
>>67632804
only humans believe in rape
animals steal mates and procreate with them all the time but you don't see the monkey or dolphin police coming around
monkeys probably just chimp out on their mates
dolphins being the lonely weebs dreaming of impossible wiafus but actually succeed because they go outside and seaorld trainer to take back to some unmarked cave to have a mermaid
>tfw no dolphin to take my virginity
>>67629355
no. dont be a degenerate.
No. The last thing we need is parades with the emcee using dyed pink chinchillas as pom poms whilst simulating getting sucked off by a sedated weasel.
>Aquariums are a bad choice, for many reasons. Too public, the dolphins are not in their natural habitat, night visits are impossible, etc etc... some may have external enclosures, which may be accesable, but that is no guarantee. Best thing sometimes is to find a beach or a cove that the dolphins frequent. It takes time to develop a relationship with a dolphin to the point where they will let you mate with them (although some have been as quick as 3 days to acclimatize). Gaining their trust takes time, and you need to visit frequently. This is impossible for some people, I understand, but it is the best way. Sometimes you just need to be in the right place at the right time. I have been extremely lucky on two occasions with wild dolphins, and my current mate is a dolphin who lives in the harbour of my resident city.
>Male and Female dolphins can be invited by rolling them on their sides, again, but instead of going straight to the genital slit, rub along their bellies, between their pectoral fins, along the navel, and every once in a while, over the genital slit. If they are responsive, they will show the signs of excitement as described earlier, and you can proceed as usual. If, however, they are not responsive, they will swim away, or turn back upright. DO NOT force the issue with a dolphin! Trying to restrain them will only break their trust in you, and could cause you serious injury. Pat them, stroke them and talk to them lovingly, but do not try anything else. It is best, anyway, to let the dolphin tell you when they are ready. It is far more pleasant, and more fulfilling anyway. And more special.
Human girls enjoy it, and male dogs clearly enjoy it, so I don't see anything wrong with that.
I used to think that human guys and female dogs was wrong, but after seeing that 4 + 4chan has a /zoo/ board... I've thought differently.
Watching bitches thrust back on cocks of their own accord and squirming in pleasure when they're cummed inside makes me question things.
>>67632943
This is retard logic.
Female dolphins have such muscle strength and control in their vagina that they could probably rip your dick off if they didn't want it. Not to mention that dolphins have, in the past, bit and drug humans under water to drown them.
They're fucking smart, and they'll probably rape you before you rape them.
>>67632443
Of course it has to be Australia
>When a male dolphin is interested in you, about the only thing you can do, if you are male, is to masturbate him. (Unfortunately, I cannot speak for the female of the human species... it seems women just don't like dolphins enough... so I cannot say for sure if it is safe to mate with them. I would suspect not, due to a dolphins size, but then again, I cannot say for a woman.) WARNING! In the considerations of safety, you should NEVER let a male dolphin attempt anal sex with you. The Bottle-nose dolphin member is around 12 inches, very muscular, and the thrusting and the force of ejaculation (A male can come as far as 14 feet) would cause serious internal injuries, resulting in peritonitus and possible death.
>>67633428
but muh adult consent
>>67633335
I heard dolphin poon is the best because of their powerful muscle massages your cock, making you get off in an instant.
>>67629355
It should be 100% legal, so we can weed out the fucking waste of genes that would fuck an animal.
The only way we can cull them, is if we know who they are. Let them fuck their dogs and be proud of it, easier to put a bullet in their head.
christ this thread is degenerate
>>67633620
dude seriously now, fucking an animal is the definition of degeneracy
>>67631732
I wanna try this now
>>67633607
What is non-verbal consent?
Also, I'm pretty sure that if you touch a girl dolphin's vagina, and she drags you under the water to kill you, it's probably her way of saying "I do not consent".
Same with dogs and biting, and horses and kicking. Only an autistic swecuck would not know what non-verbal consent is. Understandable. Don't they make you sign forms before intercourse?
>pic related, it's a dog not consenting
>>67632081
Doesn't seems so bad now.
>>67633780
Well then unless you're a virgin I have bad news for you.
>>67633598
Sounds like a challenge to me.
>>67630966
i fucking died im too drunk hahah shiet
>>67633064
>>67633064
>sweden
>race mixing is okay
>dolphin sex
>you drew the line anon.
hypocrisy much?
>A male dolphin's member is roughly S-shaped, tapered at the end. If you are in the water with them, it is best to support the dolphin on his side, just under the water, with one hand, and handle him with the other. Male dolphins, I find, tend to prefer the base of the penis to be gently massaged and squeezed, as well as gently rubbed along it's length. It feels very much like the rest of the dolphin (ie. smooth and rubbery to the touch, but firmer). It doesn't take long for the male to ejaculate, around 40 seconds to a minute, and this is usually accompanied by either shuddering just prior to ejaculating, and thrusting and tail-arching during ejaculation. The force of ejaculation can be powerful at times, so it is best to keep your face out of the line of fire, or keep his member underwater. You can attempt to lick and suck on the end of it while masturbating as well, but be warned, do not try to give full throat, and get the hell out of the way before he ejaculates! A male dolphin could snap your neck in an accidental thrust, and that would be the end of that relationship.
>>67633935
Don't do it Mr. Hands.
>>67633933
you know what I mean, don't play naive now
*serious question*
Is there any real dolphin porn available?
>>67634010
No, I don't. Humans are animals, arguably some of the worst animals on this planet. We have penises, and vaginas. Other animals have penises, and vaginas.
>>67629355
Only female-human/male-animal should be legal, male-human/female-animal is degenerate.
Also, keep Natalia pure please.
>>67632371
HOW CAN WHITE WOMEN EVEN COMPETE?
what the fuck /pol/
>I am aware there are people who would look at this and turn away in disgust. I can not force my beliefs or my feelings upon them, neither do I wish to. The only thing I ask of those people is that they try to understand that love, and trust, and respect are not limited to within a single species. Human kind has created religions and laws and barbed-wire fences that have been created, written and erected out of the former belief that we are the best, the smartest, the most powerful creature on the planet. Now we are realising that we have been extremely short sighted; many of us are realising this, but there are others who are bound by their former beliefs. One word is the key to improving our civilization. One word which could improve many lives.
>Dolphins are very intelligent, highly emotional and expressive creatures. They enjoy the company of humans, and if a relationship develops between a human and a dolphin, as has happened with me, they will, on occasion, wish to express their trust and affection for you in the most direct way; through mating, or sex-play. You see, dolphins do not use sex purely for procreative reasons. They use it as a way of strengthening the bonds between pod mates (mothers and calves included), and also for fun. Dolphins and humans share this common trait with very few other animals, so sometimes it makes me wonder when people continue to ask me "How DO you mate with a dolphin?". Easy. Let the dolphin tell you!
if natalia was a dolphin would you fuck her?
>>67634149
Yeah, I have had downloads from people on /v/ be gigabytes of it
Was a long time ago though
>all the newfags in this thread that haven't seen even a single one of these pastas
>The most obvious way a female dolphin has of displaying her sexual interest is the pink-belly effect. Their genitals become very pink and swollen, making the genital region very prominent. They may be restless, or they may be acting as normal. If you are out of the water, they may swim up to you and roll belly up, exposing themselves to you, coupled with pelvic thrusts. If you are in the water, they may press their genitals up against yours, nibble your fingers, nuzzle your crotch, or do pelvic thrusts against you.
>>67634496
Would the dolphin have Natalias face and a dolphin body? If so, probably
>>67634194
what about female human/female animal?
>>67634745
what if it was natalia's body and a dolphin face?
>>67634745
>>67634790
I'd rather have Natalia's face and body, but a dolphin's vibrating muscular vagina
>I slid my hand along the edge of her slit and kind of eased my fingers into her vagina. The folds of the slit where very soft and squishy. The muscles of her vagina tightened on my fingers and would not let me probe any deeper than the palm of my hand. Not knowing too much about female Dolphin anatomy, I thought that maybe the male's penis kind of laid along the length of the slit. I rubbed her for a while and she continued to simply lay quietly, occasionally taking a breath. While I was treading water my hard on had kind of withered away. Nervousness over the position I was in probably had a lot to do with that. But after some time with her in the shallow water, my penis started to firm up again.
>>67634790
Many women have a Natalia body, but there is only one Natalia face, so definitely not.
>>67634745
>>67634790
Anthropomorphism would be terrifying IRL t.b.h
>>67634905
My dick is hard as diamonds right now. You did this to me.
>>67634929
>I eased myself along side of her belly and slowly started to guide my dick into her. She felt my body draw close to hers and for the first time since we started foreplay, she moved around a bit. Rolling a little farther on her side and arching her back. She obviously wanted me to enter her. Taking a deep breath, I slipped inside of her. To my surprise, my cock went all the way in! She relaxed her vagina and allowed me to move into a more comfortable position. My next concern was the fear that she would roll over on top of me. But fortunately she didn't. Instead she simply wriggled herself around so that we were both comfortable.
>>67629355
Yes as long as the animal is not hurt.
Yes if it's only with dogs and horses.
>>67630217
boner no
>>67634685
God dammit man you've given me a new fetish
Probably wont be long now until I enjoy degenerate stuff like scat too
>Within a few seconds my dick had become rock hard again, and she repeatedly tightened and relaxed her vagina. In twenty seconds I was ready to climax. I held back as long as I could, but the kneading action of her vaginal muscles was just too much. I came hard, and was so wrapped up in my own climax that I did not even notice if she was reaching orgasm, although I would like to believe that she did. When I was finished I held on to her tightly, wrapping my legs around her tail. My cock was starting to fail me and despite my best efforts I could not sustain the erection. She just remained still, occasionally sweeping her tail back and forth. The kneading action of her vagina continued but a slower pace. I kept splashing water on her side to be sure that her skin did not dry out. I don't remember how long we embraced, but it must of been for at least twenty minutes or so. Looking back, I am not sure what I enjoyed more, the actual sex act or the time I spent holding her.
>>67629355
Only when dinosaurs are brought back from extinction
Jurrasic sex park awaiting
>>67635809
>>67629355
No. It should be illegal to have sex with a non-white.
>>67635581
>degenerate stuff
>scat
Pick one Abdul.
https://youtu.be/iKEqyJz1IZE
>>67630217
>mermaids
With such technology we can do a lot better than that.
>>67635927
>illegal to have sex with a black
FTFY
>>67635955
Having to eat indian shit coming down the ocean must be horrible.
I can't remember the name now, but in the 60's or the 70's there was a female researcher who was hired by a biologist to live in a specially modified house with a Dolphin and try to teach him to speak basic english (said biologist had been doing acid and other drugs for quite a few years at this point so he was a bit scatter brained).
When the female researcher noticed the dolphin was getting erections, and this was distracting the both of them, she began giving him handjobs to deal with it.
HOW CAN WHITE WOMEN EVEN COMPETE???
>>67636246
We don't eat our labourers. They contribute to society and they contain themselves in Little India.
>>67636327
HOW CAN HUMAN MALES EVEN COMPETE AGAINST HORSES
>>67636610
That's the point. Mirroring works FOR this argument, not AGAINST it. Dolphins seem to enjoy this more than human whores too.
>>67635809
Papi best girl
