Sorry, /pol/. I've failed you, and I'm super fucking jazzed about it.
I'm currently in a relationship with a libtard hippie, vegan, polyamorous, feminist, kinkster, Jewess with dreadlocks, tattoos and piercings, doesn't shave.. anything, and you know what? It is REALLY fucking awesome!
She agrees feminism has gone too far and knows how often women use rape accusations to their advantage from when she worked with sexual assault victims in college, is a fairly successful author with an English degree, she drives a manual, incredibly intelligent and fun, can swallow my entire cock, our idea of romantic cuddling is doing research on machine learning for her current project she's working on with a PhD cyberneticist, and she's sexual as fuuuuuck!
Ask me anything. Also, cocks.
>>67627359
How many times do you watch her fuck Tyrone next door?
>>67627416
Zero times. I do watch her make out with chicks though.
>>67627359
>enjoying degeneracy
You were never one of us, plebbit.
>can swallow my entire cock
I bet it's really difficult for a practiced slut to fit a 4 inch dick in her mouth
>>67627359
She's not yours, it's just your turn.
Enjoy it while you can.
>>67627630
The only opinions about my cock that matter are those of my girlfriend's, Jose.
>>67627495
What a clueless cuck.
>>67627630
> Literally getting cucked by women.
Unloyal. Not wife material. Why even bother?
>>67627687
Isn't that always the case though? I don't feel the need to be possessive when I can just enjoy what I have.
>>67627687
This
>>67627359
>dreadlocks
>>67627865
Because it's fucking awesome?
>>67627359
Why are you such a lesbian anon?
>>67628316
Wait, what?
>>67627873
You're shallow, you don't even notice the difference between having a girl, and a girl being with you. Why do you even bother?
>>67627359
Doesnt shave.
Disgusting. You can do better anon.
>>67628790
What I said is I don't feel the need to be possessive and I will enjoy what I have. I meant the relationship and time I have with her you dumbass.
>>67627359
you would fix all these, except jewess.
DUMP
>>67627495
HAHHAHAHAHAH
Cuk
Please stop
Please tell me it's not a "One-ended" open relationship
>>67629845
You have no idea how the female brain works. She doesn't respect you and will leave your life worse for investing any time/ emotions into her.
>>67627359
Blog from a desperate bottom.
Sage and move on