Do you love Australia?
Yes.
>>67619243
Why? Mexico, you're seriously not considering trying to invade and annex Australia, are you?
Fucking oath
>>67619243
Yes.
>Mexicans
>people
Pick one
Yep
>>67619381
'Oath
>>67619243
Only if they continue the bantz
>>67619404
I picked both
How can I be an Australian?
>>67619529
You can't. Mexicans aren't people m8.
>>67619243
What you think Mexicunt
>>67619530
Grow a mullet, sink VBs and call your mates, cunts.
>>67619243
Yes of course, they are like our mischievous child.
>>67619530
You have to kill some mutant spiders before they consider you and then will be qualified to fight against the boss Kangaroo
>>67619243
yes, i would give my last drop of blood for our great nation. but i hate somalians and suds in australia
>>67619577
I already did.
What do emus and their eggs taste like australia?
Are they like a big, pissed off wild chicken?
i love australia.. they are our meat shield, they soak up the refugees and source of income
>>67619689
Can I smuggle myself into Australia and be a legit Aussie?
>>67619750
I can do that.
>>67619806
Fucking Mexicans. Smh Tbh Familia.
>>67619243
I like Aus, They have good bantz. Thanks for the Lithgows lads
>>67619908
U mad bro?
>>67620015
Of a sub human Mexican? Nah mang. You're basically my toilet.
>>67619817
Just chuck your passport out and come over mate, they let every cunt in here. QLD is too hot, there are too many pooftas in Melbourne and Canberra kinda looks like Soviet era Russia.
>>67620091
Yes you mad
>>67620204
Will I get deported if I don't have identification?
>>67619243
That's kawaii
>>67620274
Pedro pls :^)
>>67619243
I hate it diego
Nice try OP, but FUCK OFF WE'RE FULL.
A WALL AROUND AUSTRALIA
KEEP FUCKING PUTAS OUTSIDE
>>67620405
You got it Tyrone
>>67620362
Narr mate. Abbot is gone.
They'll probably even house you in Darlinghurst, Sydney.
>>67619243
Used to watch Malcolm Douglas eat Barramundi every Saturday evening with my family. Then the TV channel switched to that idiot who got killed by a ray.
The death of Malcolm's dog hit me real hard though.
>>67619927
>>67620742
Really? How will I get a job with no I.d? Should I even consider working in Australia? Or should I live in the Outback and just wipe out Abos for a living?
>>67620623
We're not. Stop spreading memes. The boats are allowed in now. Abbot is gone.
STOP SENDING PEDOPHILES HERE
Can I pass off as an Aussie?
>>67619243
what are those birds next to the kangaroo?
>>67619468
Fuck off nerd
>>67621223
Forgot pic
>>67621129
Stop catering to pedophiles there.
>>67620937
>>6762093
Are you pulling my leg mate??
We have heaps of jobs mate.
>emu slayer
>harbour bridge painter
>abo manager
>sparky
>kangaroo cabbie
No. Don't believe that Australians are ironically shitposting here, they are genuinely dumb cunts, aside from Melbournians.
>>67621269
You look more like a Kiwi sea nigger.
>>67621446
Sounds sweet. Do Sheilas think Americans are hot?
Angela White is my waifu
>>67621129
That runs your whole economy, poo gook.
>>67621482
>aside from Melbournians.
Thanks mate, I needed a good laugh
>>67619243
as much as I hate mexicans
>>67621482
>>67620937
Told you they're pooftas..
They're kinda like how you cunts view Canadians.
>>67621506
Is that good? Do Aussies like Kiwis?
>>67619243
>Do you love Australia?
Ausfags are pretty much the only reason why I come here. They are the best thing about this shithole board :^)
>>67621566
Anyone with an accent that's not a fat autist will do very well.
>>67621644
Yeah we love our Kiwi brothers.
>>67621566
Write this down.
Cronulla, Northies.
If you can't get your dick sucked their just go back to America.
>>67621630
So I should avoid those poofta Melbournians?
>>67621727
Kingsway Gobbler doesn't count m8
>>67621737
Unless you like dicks in ya bum. Yer mate don't go there.
>>67619243
Yes, the Aussies are good people, there is bro tier but then there is lovable shit posting cunt tier.
>>67621724
Thank God I'm not an Autist.
>>67621727
But I don't want to be American. I'm an Aussie at heart
I know there are better examples of Aussie bantz, and I don't know why but pic related is the hardest I ever laughed about an Ausfag post, I laughed till I cried and I'm not even kidding. That was an awesome thread.
>>67621855
I like the vagina so I'll be fine and avoid Melbourne
>>67621908
There are heaps of gangas at Northies mate, relax
>>67620204
what about my gay tranny uncle. the only thing he/she/it has wanted more in their life than to be a woman, was to move to australia and become a cunt.
you'll let him stay there so he wont make a goddamn fool of himself here in the land of GOD EMPEROR TRUMP?
>>67621978
You can even call cunts niggers here and no one flinches.
Tbh I've never seen a black person outside of American television.
>>67619243
yes sir I don't know why though
>>67622402
Kings Cross has been shut down. Sorry mate.
>>67619243
I hate Shitstralia
>>67619243
Yes
and Canada and New Zealand, and all the British Overseas Territories
>>67622337
What's a ganga?
>>67622433
So its /pol/ but IRL?
>>67622586
Fuck ausniggeralia
>>67622586
Get out you dumb cunt.
>>67622646
>A fucking leaf
>>67622646
Cuntstralia can FUCK OFF
>>67619577
Hey, Fuck off. He is still on his side of the line
>>67622685
FUCK OFF
>>67621020
our high court recently ruled that it's still legal to keep boatscum in shitty off shore prisons, to the tears of leftists and the UN
Australia=confirmed for still full
>>67622586
>>67622646
OI M8, DONT SLEEP INNA ROAD!!
https://youtu.be/XA241Lg70fg
>>67622645
>What's a ganga?
Your mum
Australians are fucking morons
>>67622743
Bite it you cunt.
>>67619243
>Do you love Australia?
fair dinkum
i got an aussie neighbor that bring beers and says things like "such is life" when he comes over to buy some mull
>>67622830
My mums dead.
>>67622824
Ausfalians haven't invented beds yet, they tried to pirate the schematics to build a bed from ikea but the 1kbps download speed means we won't see the first Australian made bed until 2017
>>67622645
Gangas is slang for sluts.
Exactly like /pol/ but with more beer
>>67622586
>>67622646
>>67622704
>>67622776
why so angry Leaf?
>>67622860
Present it you fag
>>67622944
Sweet. I love to drink and call people cunts and niggers. I'm totally going to become an Aussie and hunt Abos and refugees.
>>67622893
Sounds like a sick cunt
>>67622994
I already did to your mum :^)
>>67622948
Because I got into an argument with an Australian online who told me I'm a homophobe
>>67623057
Mad cunt!!
>>67622907
Well then she looks even worse doesn't she
>>67620204
Well said, Cunt.
NSW FTW.
I honestly fucking love Aussies because of the shit they say like, "rape my eyebrows with a fucking lawnmower," or "stick my ass in a fucking oven."
>>67623109
Weak post is weak.
Also my mom is dead
>>67623138
>>67623150
>>67623180
Imaging your accents make me RAGE
>>67623297
You just like anyone else who's dicks are kiked like yours
>>67623180
>NSW
>Win
Pick one.
>>67623138
I got you Aussie bro. I'll be the new Steve Iriwin. But I'll be American and hunt niggers and Melbournians.
>>67623150
Rude ass Abo cunt :^)
>>67623365
Sorry, I'm Asian. I'm immune to your antics.
>>67623299
That explains why she didn't move around at all last night.
>>67623303
Strange. I've rooted that many canadian gangas and they've all said they love my accent.
>>67623365
why so mad? run out of syrup?
>>67619359
The Pacific Ocean wall is very difficult to jump or swim
>>67623376
Hahaha fucking a!
>>67623368
Ouch mate. Fucking ouch.
i love australia. not for the people or society, though.
>>67623376
Pussy ass nigger
>>67623112
he was probably some faggot from Melbourne. No one here likes them either
>>67623507
Mom is too cheap to buy the real stuff
>>67623496
Faggot, homo, kangaroo fucked cunt fuck off and put a dildo in your pouch nigger
>>67623668
Fight me ya cheeky cunt.
Just packed a fat billy not sure im even gonna be able to smoke it in 1 go desu
>>67623724
You call me an abo I'll fucking bottle you mate
>>67623871
I'll fuck you till you love me, cunt.
>>67622586
So the abbos learned that from the drop bears. They are so in touch with nature. Also I likec Australia because it has platyuses and they are awesome.
>>67619243
Australia and Poland are God's gift to the world
>>67624041
>Poland
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>67624041
You just turned me into an atheist
>>67624016
Easily Australia's greatest contribution to the world, Steve Erwin.
Kind of a goofy fuck, granted, but had a heart of solid gold when it was concerning animals.
Fucking stingrays...
I don't care if their shitty government starts fucking each other on live TV every Parliament session we will be bros for all eternity
Love ya you fuckin poofta cunts
>>67619243
many poles in straya so yeah
>>67624966
>many poles in straya so yeah
Also known as "albino abos" :^)
>>67624041
Why, thank you kind sir.
>>67619243
Cheeky cunts. But I love em.
>>67625046
Stop being so cocky on an anime board germfag, go out and try to keep your woman safe.
>>67623948
So you're a faggot and a nigger. It's sounding less and less like you'll get to live the quintessential Aussie lifestyle that you clearly so desperately crave
>>67625404
I'm white and fucking another man isn't gay. Getting fucked by a man is. You sad cunt.
>>67625232
>abo-tier bantz
Q.E.D.
:^)
>>67625687
So if you were to tell someone that you're not gay, but that you've fucked a guy who is, you think that they wouldn't consider you a closet case?
Mate...
Also, prove you're not a nigger.
>>67626323
Guys fuck guys in jail all the time and aren't gay. Greeks also drowned in boipussy and were still considered straight. But only if nothing went in their asses.
Also see to prove I'm not a nigger
>>67621269
>>67619243
>>67619243
PAY FOR YOUR WALL!
>>67626588
Ok faggot, so the man that wants to fuck another man isn't gay, but the man that doesn't want to be fucked by another man is?
I can tell you now that you might as well abandon your aspirations to become a true Australian if you can't see the logical disconnect there.
best country in the world.. still.. just..
>>67627399
Let me make it straight and simple for you
Fucking a man in the ass = Not gay
Getting fucked in the ass = Gay
Dick+Asshole= Gay
Asshole+No dick= Straight
Math never lies. So you're a dumb faggot now.
If I could have my country marry another country, it would be Australia
I bet it's the best lay
>>67619927
Love you too.
>>67628061
Yeah, don't come here.
If you're going to fuck men and think it doesn't make you gay, you're almost as much of a moron as one that thinks they can add valueless words together and call it mathematics.
You're not an Aussie, and you never will be
>>67628997
>gets BTFO by math
>cries like a fag
Wew lad
>>67619243
nope everything is overpriced, theres too many "minorities", everyone is pretty much dumb as shit, cops are cunts, government is a joke, the weather is fucked up and the women are complete sluts.
only redeeming quality about straya is we have decent beer.
>>67628650
kangaroos are qt.
emus are qt.
kiwis are qt.
fucking spiders though.
great banter. i like you ausfags.
>>67629049
>words with no applicable value
>maths
Well at least you're capable of making people laugh
>>67627921
I would fuck the shit out of that kangaroo
>>67629360
Is buggery legal yet?
>>67629273
Don't be a sad cunt because I'll be the he Apex Aussie. You poofta.
>>67629572
>apex aussie
That just shows how unaustralian you are
>>67629572
I'm only sad because we have enough faggots and innumerate wankers already without you coming along to add to them
>>67621727
If you don't get glassed first.
>>67629839
>>67629718
Found the redditors.
>>67629923
>gets suicidally butthurt because he finds out aussies think he's just another dumb American
>y-you're from reddit
Say more dumb things, this is hilariously entertaining
>>67630236
>he's still mad because I blew him the fuck out
Top Kek lad
>>67619243
The fuck you doin in Mexico Bruce you cunt
>>67630368
>blown out by worthless sums
>not gay for wanting to fuck men
Now you can't read that I'm getting kicks out of how obviously upset you are that you'll never be a real Australian. Gay, illiterate and innumerate. You're from San Francisco aren't you?
>>67630886
I never said I wanted to fuck men you fake Aussie.
>>67631062
>>67623948
You're so deep in the closet that if you moved here you'd need to watch out for redbacks
>>67631391
I'm not gay tho. I think you're the poofta here since you cane seem to stop about faggot things. Ya poofta cunt.
Da fuq is up with all this commie loving crap? I seriously just read a bunch of ameribros sucking up on the biggest trolls on any board you can think of. Why have we forgotten about our hat up north? Did you see the leaf accessory begging for some relevance and was completely ignored....You traitors want to move to Australia don't you??
>>67631497
>I'm not gay
>I think you're gay
>I want to fuck you
>I want you to love me
Pissweak mate
>>67631744
Lol. You're so dumb you're being delusional. Are you a Liberal?
>>67631923
>paraphrasing your exact posts
>y-you're dumb!
I can see now that you're just going to keep responding until I go to bed so you can add another mark to your list of internet arguments won.
