PYONGYANG, North Korea (AP) — North Korea's highest court sentenced an American tourist to 15 years in prison with hard labor on Wednesday for subversion. He allegedly attempted to steal a propaganda banner from a restricted area of his hotel at the request of an acquaintance who wanted to hang it in her church.
Otto Warmbier, a 21-year-old University of Virginia undergraduate student, was convicted and sentenced in a one-hour trial at the North's Supreme Court. He was charged with subversion.
No further details were immediately available.
Warmbier was arrested as he tried to leave the country in early January. He was in North Korea as a tourist with a New Year's tour group.
In a statement made before his trial, he told a gathering of reporters in Pyongyang he tried to take the banner with a political slogan on it as a trophy for the mother of a friend who said she wanted to put it up in her church.
North Korea announced the arrest in late January, saying he committed an anti-state crime with "the tacit connivance of the U.S. government and under its manipulation."
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/34724adee8bf4459b82365e4734f9c26/north-korea-sentences-us-tourist-15-years-prison
>undergrad student
Well, there's your problem
they're never tourists and to think otherwise is to be ignorant to the point of near retardation.
>all those 'hikers' who get nabbed in Iran too
>>67615465
He will enjoy 15 years of communism
Bernie fags would love this.
>>67615276
If you ever are willing to take the risks of travelling to nk, you gotta stay with a guide at all times and ask officials if you can do anything
Or else this happens and you get sent to gulag. The guys bound to freeze or starve to death within a year
If this guy is a CIA agent
Since CIA hires 21 year old liberals?
trials are stacked entirely in Kim's favor , and strict liability is in effect for almost anything ; guilty until proven innocent
>>67615276
I'm sorry, is his name really Otto Warm Beer?
Surely this is a joke name.
>>67615915
>church
>liberal
He's likely not really liberal or conservative... just a really stupid kid who doesn't understand that there's a difference between stealing shit from a store in the mall in the US and from a repressive government on the other side of the planet.
>>67616120
What Church?
I bet he is a brainwashed liberal who thinks NK is a paradise. Or some liberal convinced him to travel there
>>67615276
North Korea is a bitch country.
Those people are starving, but they still give everything to some fat asshole ruler who is one sushi roll away from type 2 diabetes.
This stupid frat bro is doing to get a broom handle shoved up his ass while busting rocks in a freezing mountain labor camp.
Why the fuck would anyone ever visit that shithole?
>>67616461
>Why the fuck would anyone ever visit that shithole?
There are millions of americans that would destroy USA and hand over to North Korea or China, why wouldn't they visit there?
>>67615276
>Portrait of Marx on NK buliding.
wat
>>67616753
They still hold on to old Communism symbols like Marx and Lenin.
>>67615276
>a 21-year-old University of Virginia undergraduate student
probably a bernie supporter. no remorse.
Without Russian's money, North Korea and China would never happened.
>>67616461
>Why the fuck would anyone ever visit that shithole?
The animation industry there is booming!
All the shitty Animation that used to get Offloaded to China and Japan is now getting offloaded to NK (it's also why quality has gone down considerably)
Honestly, I have no sympathy for this kid. What the fuck does anyone think will happen when they visit best korea? the ONLY reason I would feel sympathy for him is if it was part of some retarded college program where they promised a great time and college credits and this kid was too stupid to realize how bad of an idea that it is... and I honestly still wouldn't even feel THAT bad.
>>67615276
Is this North Korea's first move?
>>67616877
They're not even a Communist country by name anymore, they literally removed all references to it in their constitution and all forms of governmental texts.
It's just a despotic shithole with a focus on a pure, grorious leader.
>hard labor
What does that mean?
>>67617383
No one cares senpai.
I bet the kid is a sanders voter too so he should feel at home.
>>67617383
>They're not even a Communist country by name anymore
Oy vey
"They are not true communists anymore"
Hi Leon Trotsky.
>>67616380
>What Church?
The church that offered him a car if he brought back a stolen poster. Did you not read anything about the topic at all?
>>67615276
Don't know what the fuck this kid was thinking acting like that. Truth is though, we can't just let Kim take another US citizen to the mines for over a decade. Something needs to be done, lads
looks like you'll have to nuke them to save that innocent citizen guys
>>67615276
It's a harsh sentence but he purposely broke the law.
>university student
Probably a libtard Bernie supporter, hope he enjoys the good old Commie gullag.
>>67615276
Fucking idiot shouldn't have been north of the DMZ.
>>67615276
>implying he did this
>implying it wasn't just another attempt to show the world what a bitch the US is
>implying the US will do anything
What a pathetic country the US is.
>>67617357
Problem is most kids are entirely insulated from the consequences of their actions. He probably thought if he got caught it would be like a rent-a-cop catching him and his friend smoking behind the dumpster at the 7-11. Too much access to the world for someone with so little knowledge of the world.
>>67615608
nk never had a problem with calling spies spies. even calling idiotic religious missionaries spies. so no, this guy is almost surely not a spy. I doubt stealing a poster was a crime of this magnitude before his arrest, though, because the entire affair just stinks of nk internal politics, either kim showing he's a pretty cool guy not afraid of anything, not even the usa, or it is a bit of sabotage by being overzealous orchestrated by the opposition clique who want Kim out of the way because he is endangering the future of communism.
Where to spend vacation, North Korea or ISIS-land?
Afghanistan is too mainstream these days.
>>67617592
You sound liberal.
obvious CIA, literally goes to school 100 miles from CIA headquarters. It's propaganda and he'll be quietly traded a few months from now
I've heard many Bernie supports in solidarity will offer to spend the 15 years in jail in his place
Is this true?
>>67617542
They were never Communistic in the first place. I'm a Libertarian, but I'm not retarded such that I throw around political buzzwords without knowing the meanings.
No modern country, excluding pre-Stalin Soviets, have mirrored anything close to actual 'Communistic' ideology.
They're fascist systems under a Red guise, and just because you call a duck a dog doesn't make it one.
Let's predict the next moves
Kim Jong isn't dumb enough to start a war over this, he's going to let the US military go in and save him, but when the US goes in they're going to go straight to the missile facilities and guard them to "ensure everyone's safety" and that's going to force Kim Jong to defend his country.
>>67617899
He goes to UVA, one of the feeder schools to intelligence agencies.
It's one thing to jail little who go there and do nothing wrong, but the guy broke the law. He stole property. Should that be a smaller fine? Certainly. But that's up to them, maybe he shouldn't have knowingly broken the law in the place known for having the worst punishments.
>>67615276
GUYS I'M PLANNING A HIKING TOUR OF IRAQ, SYRIA AND SOMALIA PURELY FOR MY OWN PLEASURE DO U THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA?? I'M WHITE AND CANADIAN SO I THINK I SHOULD BE FINE.
SEND HALP AND LEGIONZ SHOULD I BE INCARCERATED OR KIDNAPPED FOR RANSOM BCUZ NOT MY FAULT. THX
>>67615276
>15 years in prison with hard labor
>with hard labor
Would Norks really do that though? He will probably be freed sooner rather than later and the Regime probably doesn't need another witness talking about what's going on in their prisons.
>>67617973
>. I'm a Libertarian, but I'm not retarded
Yes, you are retarded.
Libertarians are communists that read Ayn Rand.
>>67617801
Too bad he's not a pair of female journalists, Bill Clinton would have sprung into action already.
If tourists boycotted the country over this maybe they'd let him go.
But they're probably too cucked to do that, and insist on handing over money to this nightmare regime.
>>67617911
Letting Kim take another US citizen is a sign of weakness, don't you think so
>>67617388
Breaking rocks into smaller rocks and smoking north koreans' cocks until they become smaller cocks.
>>67617973
>They were never Communistic
>Private business was illegal up until the famine in the 1990s, then it was tolerated so people wouldn't starve
>You have to work to earn the privilege to eat
HmmmMMMMMMMmm
I went to NK 2 years ago this summer. Was one of the best and most interesting trips of my life. I still think a lot about it. He should have known better tbhfam.
>>67617364
Seriously, is the USA gonna take this like a little bitch? One of their kids in a forced labour camp for FIFTEEN fucking years?
This could degenerate into something big.
>>67618139
>Libertarians have to like Ayn Rand
You keep projecting and you keep failing at it.
If a Libertarian is going to read philosophical shit, it damn well better be Nietzsche
>>67618131
It's a Gulag, hes fucked
Obama won't save him cause hes a white male
>>67617973
>I'm a Libertarian
Explains your level of autism.
>>67618350
I went in 2012 with Young Pioneer Tours, which is the same company the arrested guy went with. They were honestly pretty relaxed and you'd have to do something seriously dumb to get sentenced to prison.
In these kinds of situations, going to the media is the number 1 thing not to do.
When these thibgs happen a negotiator normally busts the guys asd out and nobody hears of it. Now that is the focus of the media, the goverment has no choice but to buckle down on his sentence.
Whoever broke this to the media pretty much ended this kids youth.
>>67615276
How do you get a guided tour?
>>67615276
I wonder what the 15 years of hard labour will be like. This is why you don't fuck with Kim.
>>67618234
>Letting Kim take another US citizen is a sign of weakness, don't you think so
no. letting Kim think we will wilt when a private citizen does something as stupid as visit a hostile country and be arrested is much more a sign of weakness.
>>67618131
>Implying he'll survive prison
>>67617999
up the ante: put the kid in an ICBM, fire it at Japan, and see what happens. if they shoot it down, they're fucked. if they don't, they are fucked. win-win for best korea.
>>67618365
Hey, we let Libya murder our diplomats without any response, not even sanctions. If we're leaving our top diplomats hanging in the wind, what chance does a stupid entitled kid caught stealing have?
Now, if he was actively disloyal to the USA, like Pvt. Berghdal, maybe then Obama would give Un a few dozen Trident nukes in exchange for him, and possibly a sub to launch them from.
>>67618350
Why
>>67617542
no, this is partly true. nk shows what romania and other insane eastern european countries - albania, bulgaria - would have evolved into, given the chance. the official doctrine was that we - I grew up in romania - are living in socialism, which is a stepping stone towards communism but since communism would only work with a population of 'new type of men', we are stuck with socialism for now until a breed of these new types of men comes around. but the obvious lack of progress has been noted and became increasingly uncomfortable for the communist priesthood, so they kept inventing new obstacles to overcome and phases to pass through before asking where's muh communism becomes a legitimate concern. e.g. ceausescu introduced the extra phase of development called 'multilaterally developed socialist society' which was well under development when the entire charade came crashing down but there was no deadline specified for when could we expect it to be over. apparently nk did away with these uncomfortable references to a future communist state altogether and declared an everlasting stasis of worker's paradise as its main raison d'etat. this could be mistaken for breaking with marxism, and in a very fringe sense it indeed is, but the main directions did not change.
What if I told you
that there are people in NK for more than 15 years
waiting to be released?
OY VEY NORTH KOREA IS AMAZING
>>67618365
They'll give him up for some food aid and he'll be home within a year.
is sending in super-special agent dennis rodman an option?
I wanna go to best korea and spread word of dear leader Don Trump. What would happen to me?
>>67618883
>'new type of men'
The millennial hipster generation is essential to communism
They will destroy Western tradition and the new Communist Man will born under George Soro's guidance.
>>67618797
I guess just overreacted. still pisses me off though
>>67619091
Modern hipsters agenda is the same one as the George Soros', Obama's, Merkel's, etc.
it's all happening folks.
>>67615276
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Really though the edgy faggot went to North Korea to fucking fuck with them and score points in his "Christian" frat and got BTFO'd.
LOLOLOLOL.
>>67619395
No serious Christian would go to NK because you would give money to that sub-humans
>>67618044
I BET THE JEWS HAD A ROLE 2 PLAY AS WELL ;DDD
>>67619227
i don't like it either, but when private citizens of their own volition and not for work related reasons, travel to dangerous hostile places where they have no diplomatic representation and get arrested for whatever reason, they should bear the responsibility of their own stupidity.
this guy decided to 'vacation' in north korea. that's stupidity. the US should not have to compromise their foreign policy line to north korea because of this. that would be bad for all of us.
>>67615276
>Otto Warmbier
he would be arrested in Germany as well, for his offensive name alone.
>>67615276
>15 years of hard labor to impress a girl
It's like they don't understand where they're visiting.
How many foreign prisoners are in North Korea at the moment and how many are US citizens?
What does the US government do to try and get them back?
>>67617113
Their animation is actually not that bad.
http://youtu.be/N6OQJxe8ic0
>>67617592
Yeah, sit back and watch him enjoy the communism.
Why diddn't he just ask? I'm pretty sure that they would gladly give him one if he argued a bit like he wanted to spread the word or some shit.
>Leftist college student goes to North Korea to experience the true glory of Communism
>Gets sentenced to hard labour
Sounds like he got exactly what he wanted.
The other prisoners will eat him within the week.
He probably should've said he was so moved my Kim's poster that he wanted to bring it home to show people how great Kim was.
>>67617357
it's not even that bad if you have common sense and have watched even one insider documentary on korea or any of yuri's stuff.
>arrive as american tourist
>enjoy the ride without touching any of the exhibits
>enjoy the interactive exhibit with flowers at the big statue
>leave
>tell everybody back home about your enjoyable time at norkland, korea.
Their population is less than 25 million and they have 200,000 prisioners
http://www.nytimes.com/2011/05/05/world/asia/05korea.html
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Americans_detained_by_North_Korea
>>67619830
I don't know but the US government shouldn't make any compromises to get these cunts back
that spoiled frat boy millennial is going to learn about some hard work
This guy spent 175 days in prison
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeffrey_Edward_Fowle
Crime
"Acting "contrary to the purpose of tourism" by leaving a Bible at a club"
Some months ago parents lost their child's custody because they were teaching their kids about Christianity
Was it in Denmark or Norway?
These socialists people are weirdos. All of them.
>>67620595
norway
>>67620382
While I do feel back for the guy, he did fucking steal a poster in goddamn North Korea of all places.
The guy is an idiot, but I don't think anyone deserves 15 years + hard labour for being an idiot.
>>67620399
if you're trying to be flippant, that's easily considered spreading anti-government propaganda and christian missionaries go to north korea to do that all the time. Fowle got off easy with 175 days.
>>67619830
>>67620382
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Americans_detained_by_North_Korea
>>67620632
Thanks.
And these Norwegians think they are superior to north koreans
They are sub-humans too me, expect for Breivik.
>>67620632
You can't teach your own children about Christianity in Norway?
>>67620733
Its easy to say that, having not been brainwashed by a totalitarian state for your entire life.
>>67620595
>>67620632
What the FUCK Norway?
>>67620771
A father had his kids taken away because they claimed the Christian god was the true god, in school, which offended muslims or some shit. Clearly the father was the one peddling the malicious propaganda, and thus the state righteously seized his children. Makes me fucking livid.
>>67620771
Nothing is more George Soros than the following:
"Tens of thousands of citizens across the globe have joined in protesting the Norwegian Child Welfare Agency’s seizure of the children after a school principal reported their parents for “indoctrinating” their children. "
http://www.worldmag.com/2016/01/support_swells_for_christian_family_in_norway_after_authorities_seize_children
>>67620908
don't mock the prisoners. Free them.
>>67617357
if he got away with it tho, wudve been godlike.
he prob wasnt expecting 15 yrs
>>67620733
>but I don't think anyone deserves 15 years + hard labour for being an idiot.
you act as if he went to an equally tiered and like country, like this happened in canada. moron shouldn't have gone to north korea period and bear responsibility for it.
>>67621000
Is there a "happy" ending to this story?
>>67615276
Am I supposed to be mad about something here?
>>67617591
Is that offer still standing? I feel like I could probably steal a poster.
>>67621057
idk I kinda want to. Its that or a car. I took a year off after highschool, and have enough money for school next year. Probably wont go through with it. But it is alluring.
>>67616380
He's a frat boy. Chances of not being a liberal are high.
>>67618654
4 libertarians were jewish. Therefore libertarianism is Jewish.
You're the autist.
Probably wont even do a year. NK will trade him to US for goods.
>>67621239
He's right
you can't be libertarian without worshiping jewish ideology
>>67621219
i completely understand why it would be interesting, and maybe i would too. but what stops me is that i would be opening myself to a lot of danger, but mostly by me taking a vacation there i am directing supporting, maintaining and legitimizing this shitty regime
>>67621219
>Should I buy a car
>Or should I go to NK
If you have to ask this question, you should go to NK.
>>67615276
>said he had tried to steal a propaganda banner as a trophy for an acquaintance who wanted to hang it in her church.
My god, behold the power of pussy. This bitch just unknowingly put this man in hell on earth.
>>67621633
Hahaha I actually laughed there. Well played, lad.
>>67621683
I bet she feels really guilty about it too, probably telling tyrone all about it right now.
>>67621683
She'll find a reason not to feel bad about it, I'm sure.
>>67619857
its shit
>>67621860
She will vote for Bernie and buy a new pair of shoes
Everything will be fine.
>>67620733
Some rich kid does something stupid in another country and pays for it.
Good thing the NK authorities don't take affluenza as a serious legal defense.
>>67621589
Yeah. Honestly I think id only go with a frined or two. itd be just too unnerving being in that hellhole alone. And I wouldn't trust myself to be entertained by the monitored tour, id do something retarded like try to say hi to the locals and be thrown in a camp. Its just mysterious, and I do wish I could help the people in some way.
>>67621633
That was actually really funny, im still laughing jesus man.
>>67621683
what denomination actively hangs communist propaganda as trophy items? or did he just say church thinking it would help him or at the behest of NK?
>>67616753
Their ideology Juche is 100% based on Marxism. It's just named differently since they were drawn from Russia during the cold war.
>>67617591
No, but now this makes a lot more sense. Hahahhaha what a dumb motherfucker.
>>67620756
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Americans_detained_by_North_Korea
>Otto Frederick Warmbier (born December 12, 1994[1])
He's 2 years younger than me and he's already world famous. WTF am I doing with my life?
>>67622506
its basically Marxism with limited food.
>>67621958
just go to China and if you want to immerse yourself in something weird or different, more or less the same experience with exponentially less worry.
by not going to on these NK tours is the best way to help the people there.
>>67621633
I trip to NK for new years must cost about the same as a reliable used car.
This guy should have stayed home, used the money saved to buy a car and drive/visit the greatest country in the world: The United States Of America.
Great places to drive to: Utah's many scenic national parks. Could have gone to Vegas for the thrill of gambling, or visited the Florida Keys and enjoy the warm climate during the January months.
This kid, rather than seeing the beautiful land of ours, decides to go NK. Stupid games/ stupid prizes.
>>67622591
>>67622591
>its basically Marxism with limited food.
Never forget.. that real communism hasn't been tried yet
>>67622160
You've never seen a Korean church? I'm sure it'd be the number one place for DPRK subverters to congregate, I mean who else would go in?
Just look at all that red.
Now I'm going to eath bacon + Pepsi and eat peacan tart
The poor kid will have to wake up 6 AM and eat rice.
>>67623040
holodomor? Never heard of it. Cambodia? What is that?
>>67621071
Not yet. Child custody services here relatively efficient, but the kind of efficiency where, as long as they make results, the quality of the results don't really matter. And they have a lot of authority. As a teacher, we're committed to report suspicious of mistreatment at home on first sight, but the ramifications for the family can be severe, even if they're just good people and the suspicion was a coincidence.
>>67622803
I wish I had a car to visit nice places ;_;
Well I kind of do have one that my parents will let me borrow but I'm too lazy to complete my permit. Still haven't passed the written test yet.
I will be stuck in the tri state area for a long time.
>>67618104
You'll end up like this poor woman.
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/04/19/theater/19peac.html
>>67623340
Real communism will never happen
because communists don't want to take responsability for their genocides and massive famine.
One communist said to me 12 years ago about Soviet Union "If something went wrong, it's not our fault but the evil capitalists"
I replied "The only capitalists were Stalin and his gang"
Then he went full histerical and wanted to kill me.
>>67623488
Pardon my FUCKING ORTHOGRAPHY 8 IN THE MORNING
>>67622668
It would be selfish on my part t go I know. But the danger is really the driver of my curiosity. And besides, china will prop up their buffer state regardless, at least for the near future.
>>67623572
I wish I was born in Norway
just to tell other people that I have the same ancestors as Breivik.
>>67623536
Theyre idealists. In other words, they are children. When children lose, they have tantrums.
>>67615276
is this the little fucboi that i saw crying on the news the other night??
>>67623686
I wouldn't go so far to say they have any ideal.
Their ideal is to kill and rebel, they found on marxism the perfect set up for it.
>>67623131
you're kind of right actually, there are hardcore Korean Christians all over the place.
>>67623270
>eat rice
that's a luxury. more like corn flour paste and urine broth.
>>67615276
>being in best Korea
>not being on your best behavior
Dude deserves it for being that stupid
>>67617832
this is the day this faggot found out 'safe spaces' are a lie lol
>>67615915
>Crying like a bitch in the face of adversity
America doesn't need him.
A true American acknowledges that no matter what happens the outcome is going to suck ass, and he holds his head high, showing these commie fucks what heroes are made of.
You know why Communism didn't happen in Middle Ages?
Because psychopaths were burned alive , sometimes with the help of the Catholic Church
Then the stupid humanitarians said it was too cruel
Look at what happened since we stopped killing our psychopaths.
>>67623920
no , americans get shot. hes well on his way towards fulfilling his duties.
>>67623951
I hate to say it but hueland has a point.
>>67624023
Not if you shoot yourself with smaller caliber bullets to build up an immunity to large rounds.
>>67616075
I know a guy from the Netherlands that told me to call him "Chill Burger" because the pronunciation of his first name wasn't typical in English. His name is Chiel Burger.
>>67615276
KILL NORTH KOREA
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Hey lets go to Stalin Disney for vacation and steal shit, what could possibly go wrong?
>>67615276
> Stealing shit in Best Korea
Not a great idea t.b.h
>>67623845
the useful idiots that drive "democratic " communism have an ideal where society solves their problems. the true drivers are power hungry freaks however.
>>67623594
>And besides, china will prop up their buffer state regardless
yes China does do that, but NK counts every US dollar it makes from tourism, it makes a difference and these tour operators are collaborative weasels.
the other drawback to these tours is that the more westerners go on them the more PR NK gets as a 'legitimate country' and less incentive to keep shitting on normal people without impunity and away from tourist cameras
>>67624031
USAmeria, best america
>>67624023
Also while Americans are out getting shot for Freedom(TM) Canadians are sitting in their frozen tundra fellating a mooses thorny fur cock to warm up.
>>67618139
ayn rand considered marxist derived socialism/communism morally corrupt by its very nature; libertarians are for laissez faire capitalism. read a book sometime :^) you oppressive pig
>>67615276
"Hmmm I wonder where to go on vacation? How about NORTH KOREA" What a fucking retard..Stupidity gets punished, the world benefits.
>Vacation in despotic dictatorship
Retard move for all but the most experienced traveler. Still retarded even for them.
>Steal shit
Holy fuck no pity. Let him break rocks if he can survive even the first night in their gulag.
>>67618365
>acting like 15 years of work wouldnt do this thief scum some good
>>67624067
>what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
you might be on to something, yank.
>>67624263
Btw this explains why all Canadians fail so miserably at the simple task of baitposting, theyre autistic due to a culture wrought with furfaggotry.
>>67620153
this desu I've come across a lot of video and photo documentaries of nork tours and as long as you're not completely retarded and try to smuggle a political sign out of the country they'll welcome you for your money. It looks like an enjoyable trip desu
>>67623951
We need more burnings to be quiet honest with you mate
>>67623920
>mfw this faggot represents 99.99% of your population
yeah show me your tough face fatboy. everybody sure know you would be a professionnal poker face during this kind of shit, and not a "joey world tour" fat tard shitting is pant while yelling "WUWUWUUWUWUWUWU I DINDU MUFFIN"
>>67615915
I feel bad for him, looks like a bernfag
Poor liddle guy
>>67624263
>moose dick
>thorny
Are you even trying?
>>67624367
But Australia I thought you we're already burning?
>>67624398
Unlike you I wouldn't know.
Why there is always a Mohammedan to destroy any thread ?
>>67624372
>>67615915
I just wanted to smash some north korean poon!!!
What a faggot.
>>67624470
>speaking without knowing
Never change, America.
>>67624495
you wouldnt fuck a north Korean girl just to say you did?
This is a political move. They gave him an unreasonable punishment so they can start negotiations for something.
They want to ransom him for some sort of backroom deal in exchange for like new gaming PCs with VR headsets and a bunch of other luxury products I bet.
>>67624372
>99.99% of your population.
>3 million armed service members
>millions of hardened hunters
>southerners
>the entirety of texas
wew lad leave it to the worlds cum dump to be syphilis-tier retarded.
dont call us the next time some country decides to force you to suck it off france, were tired of you draining society.
>>67615276
probably a marxist, maybe this will teach him more than university.
>>67615915
Just, fuck. That really sucks, man. Fifteen fucking years of your life gone.
Shouldn't have gone to visit such a shitty place.
>>67624540
You see because of our massive military dick we're able to talk about any topic with 100% accuracy. If we end up being wrong we just blow shit up until it decides to obey.
That's how democracy works you fucking maple lubed cum guzzling woodland fairy.
>>67624699
nah hes dead, obama wont do shit
>>67624484
>mohammedan
>6.1 white man with germanic genetic heritage
>said the ueueue nigger
i shall not say more
What is hard labour?
Is this even a sustainable punishment? Could he still be around in 15 years.
Or is he basically getting spit roasted by 2 inch yellow dicks and left in siberia?
>>67617801
Why would we care?
>>67615276
At this point he should just kill himself.
>>67619641
This.
For 30's year we hear reports of people eating human flesh, being shot for having a Bible, etc, etc
Why people still think "It's cool" to go to NK?
>>67617801
>Because the masses of America care about a faggot libtard who decided to steal memorabilia from the most hostile country in the world.
OH CANADA OH CANADA
>>67624850
>What is hard labour?
Breaking rocks and digging holes.
>Is this even a sustainable punishment? Could he still be around in 15 years.
Probably not.
>Or is he basically getting spit roasted by 2 inch yellow dicks and left in siberia?
It's the women that are raped to death, the men are simply tortured, starved, and worked to death.
>>67624850
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hoeryong_concentration_camp
>>67624699
make that 'entire life'. I don't think he'll be exchanged for ipads or somesuch. if he doesn't die in the first months, he'll stand some slim chance to get through the fifteen years. and he'd be looking for a comfy position with cia afterwards as an expert on nk life, culture, slang and memes, were it not for the fact that he'll be branded untrustworthy and forever under suspicion of having been brainwashed into a nk sleeper agent.
his best chance is nk crashing soon. and those are some very long odds.
>>67618287
Nice
>>67625094
>Talking about cock
>Canada says nice
wew lad meme magic at work folks
>>67615276
GET FUCKED AMERICA
BASED KIM
>>67624648
>american believe the "america saved europe meme"
i prefer the "russia made you finally react because of their fulgurant march through Europe and you had to do something to not let the russia take 100% if the credit, but just 99%" meme personally.
Apart from this, when did we """need""" you again since 1945 ? We didn't need you for the financial crisis in 2008 but, he, thank i guess, for fucking the world economics including yours.
>>67625047
>I don't think he'll be exchanged for ipads or somesuch.
That'll never happen because ipads contain information on the outside world, and a huge part of Nork's control over their people is keeping them ignorant as to how everything outside of their country works.
For christ's sake, up until something like the late 90s the majority of the people were convinced that the rest of the world was a nuclear war aftermath hellscape because it's what the government told them. Then that european director who was asked to make films for the country inadvertently used 1990s europe footage and shook their world.
>>67616075
Probably of Dutch descent, and yes it does mean warm beer. Names as these originate from when Napoleon invaded NL and made the people pick a surname.
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>>67625028
cheers lads.
jesus that place is fucked up. it doesn't even seem so much like sadistic torture, just really methodical and planned.
we should meme dennis rodman into saving the kid
I just want to kill Kim. Execute that fat porker live.
>>67625355
Yeah because you were doing so well before we showed up.
Normandy was a beach party and the african campaign was a dank meme.
>Frog frogposting
Now THIS is shitposting.
No, I was referring to the military aid and special operations forces we lended you since GIGN is literally incapable of unscrewing a lightbulb without JSOC supervision. Your country is the dankest meme since body soap.
>>67625491
Stay upset faggot.
>>67625491
>American
>actually clarifying they want to execute someone alive
>>67625421
Yeah, and that's not the only one. There are a dozen such camps scattered through the mountains, and lots of work space underneath.
Think of what Nazi Germany would have accomplished if they had 65 years to work on it.
Also,
>England asking a negro for help
Never change, granddad.
>>67625047
It must be horrible to probably be the only person in the prison that can speak your native language. But I guess it's like that if you get jailed in any other foreign country.
Do you think that if he survives this he can become fluent in North Korean dialect?
>>67615276
Does anyone seriously believe the confession? It sounds as if it was forced.
>>67625552
So close.
>>67625355
Also
>Thinking you have the right to post about what was or wasn't happening in the second world war.
Oh France, how far you've fallen. Germany walked into your house, fucked your wife, spanked your children, stole your television, and left cigarette butts all over you lawn.
>>67624610
>you would not fuck a north korean girl just to be able to say you did?
would be worried about comissar lurking in gook poon shooting my dick for having just given a bukkake to the kim portrait he carries on his lapel..
>>67619857
That's terrifying
>>67624830
>brown eyes
you're a nigger, sorry :(
>>67615691
>>67616940
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>>67616380
>hurr, he looks like a liberal
Are you delusional faggots so out-of-touch that you can't pick the WASP fratboy College Republican Rubio campaign volunteer out of a lineup when he's wearing a Reagan/Bush '80 pin on the lapel of his navy blazer?
Redpilled my ass. Try leaving the house for once and taking a nice deep breath of reality.
>>67624353
here's the problem
>know what north korea is
>go there anyway
>act disrespectful towards their hospitality as some sort of edgy faggot ideology
>whine when they punish you for the insult
westerners especially my age and younger don't typically respect the hospitality of others, and they aren't taught to act like guests. Even worse when they go with some idea that their western values apply in this place and try to "change the world by defying oppression." Truth is, they don't really know what oppression is until they've gotten arrested in a communist country for something that would be at worst a misdemeanor in the states.
The funny thing is, I bet if he had asked for a poster they would have sold it to him, or even given as complimentary.
This is not complicated guys. I've been observing these kinds of incidents for years with countries like North Korea, the former East Germany, USSR, etc. Any time they sentence one of our citizens to some ungodly prison sentence for some minor offense, the person ends up getting out within about 2 years. There will be a brief period of public outrage, the story will die, then next thing you know it's 2 years later, you've forgotten all about it, and you read about the guy coming home after getting the sentence reduced in some kind of appeal process, existent or non-existent.
So no, North Korea did NOT just sentence an American to 15 years in prison.
We'll let them have their little show, then we'll get our guy out quietly in a couple years. It's the spectacle that matters.
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>>67618654
yet the other ideologies are also jewish
>>67616075
We also have the last names "bornnaked" and "kafka named dengler" and "cowdeath" and "koper actually written like Jansen"
>>67625698
>>67625529
>Germany walked into your house, fucked your wife, spanked your children, stole your television, and left cigarette butts all over you lawn
what a good guy, my wife was a slut, nothing more than an object so if i can share it with a good bro i have hurt in the past (hello versaille diktat).
>anybody considering women anything else than a conscienceless object created to be fucked by his man or by another man if diplomatic links must exist.
This is degenerate burger, you disgust me
>>67625916
Who knows if he even committed said "crime"? It's very much possible NK set him up as just another hostility towards the west.
>>67621958
Honestly. I thought about it as a bucket list item. This post and story confirms to stay out. I know I could shut up and playing along easily... however who knows what words or gestures could get you thrown in the camps.
>>67625625
>Never change, granddad.
kek.
>>67625916
>Implying Best Korea is "Communist"...
>>67626013
Trying to figure out which names you mean with the 2nd and 4th haha
>In a tearful statement made before his trial, Warmbier told a gathering of reporters in Pyongyang he tried to take the banner as a trophy for the mother of a friend who said she wanted to put it up in her church.
>He said he was offered a used car worth $10,000 if he could get a banner and was also told that if he was detained and didn't return, $200,000 would be paid to his mother in the form of a charitable donation.
I hope for him that he made her sign a written agreement :^)
>>67625355
>their fulgurant march through Europe
Literally the only reason their lines even started moving twords Europe was because high command started calling their best soldiers to report to the Western front to stave off the Americans and whatnot from advancing for as long as they could.
Europoors like yourself disgust me because I know for a fact your grandparents and great grandparents would beat the shit out of you if they knew you said such a thing.
Russia saved anything my ass
>inb4eastern euros seee posting and start asking why we left them to get gobbled up by the reds
We were run by Jews already at that point we couldn't do shit
Im surprised none of you autists posted the video of him saying exactly what they told him to say "OR ELSE"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYUMImDfhoo&sns=em
He acted his way through it pretty well and still got the "or else" part.
>>67626179
>if he was detained and didn't return, $200,000 would be paid to his mother in the form of a charitable donation.
So really, it's a net gain for her if he's in jail
>>67625946
Obongo is too much of a coward to stand up to fat piggy kim and demand his release.
>>67626179
The story sounds as if it is bullshit
>>67615276
What made people love Il, but hate Un?
>>67626360
because Sept ate Neuf?
>>67626217
>Europoors like yourself disgust me because I know for a fact your grandparents and great grandparents would beat the shit out of you if they knew you said such a thing.
My great Granddad hated Americans and liked Hitler so I doubt it. Russia did the fighting, 80% of the German army deployment and losses were against the Soviets. The Western Allies landed in 1944, after the Russians already had the Germans on a fast retreat.
>>67626242
What an idiot, his life was worth 200k$ to his mom.
>>67626229
That QT on the left....
lol
Dude is fucked.
I remember watching a documentary a while ago of a NK gulag escapee who told a story of him snitching on his own fucking mother who stole some grains of corns to feed herself and her her kids (including him) just so he can avoid being beaten for a week.
HAHAHA oh man.
>>67625646
I'm positively sure he'll learn it as well as the natives. Fifteen years of that kind of stress does that for sure. I still marvel at the progress I made in learning romanian during my time in the army, even though I was fluent in it even before that (I'm an ethnic hungarian born on the wrong side of the border). Couple of months in the glorious communist army and I was easily able to pass as a native. Fifteen years of even worse stress while being able to communicate with the natives is essential will turn this guy into culturally north korean, with his american past a remote memory and his once-native language something he keeps stumbling in and has to re-learn.
Stupid games
Stupid prizes
He should have fucking known better
>>67626568
>pregnancy is forbidden
How the fuck do they think pregnancy works in a rape camp?
>>67615276
doing a tour in north korea is one thing
but attempting to try any shady shit at all? Sorry but no sympathy. Retard got what was coming to him. Hopefully he sets an example for others to NEVER ever try anything in north korea as they WILL find out.
>>67626574
He's not coming back. Won't have to re-learn English.
>>67626750
Rape causes miscarriages if you put some effort in
When Trump becomes president we're going to wipe these smug commies off the face of the earth. I can't wait until I get HD footage of Kim's tortured, terrified face when we feed him to a mob of his starved gulag prisoners.
>>67625656
>>67626091
NK is desperately trying hard to cultivate its tourism industry, even they know arbitrarily arresting tourists is not the way to do it.
This retard did something, to what degree might be the only thing up for debate.
But this fucktard deserves as much sympathy as anyone who decides going to Somalia for a vacation is a good idea. He shouldn't have gone in the first place and should take responsibility for his stupid decision to visit NK.
>tfw go to mindanao philippines on a regular basis
>be white aussie
i know i'm at a pretty big risk going but i'm with my gf and her family so its pretty safe plus based duterte will keep the terrorists out too
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYUMImDfhoo&sns=em
He even got the head down part down pat !
>>67626941
Implying he won't ask for tips about walls.
I wonder what the total number of westerners is who are currently being held in some shithole country while their captors dream of $60,000,000 freedom bucks.
It's sad to imagine so many people wasting away in jungles, rural dungeons or political labor camps, thinking that their government will surely be sending the tactical rescue squad any day now.
>>67627066
I sport fuck in Angeles City and Cebu all the time. Never been south of Cebu though.
>>67620287
Despite their three generations of punishment policy, the USA still manages to beat their per-capita prison population. We #1, baby!
>>67622506
The hilarious part is that Juche's whole thing is about self-reliance. But North Korea literally is incapable of sustaining itself without aid from China.
Speaking of which, about how much longer until even China sees their little brother as too much of a hassle to keep around? They clearly are starting to get sick of the endless sabre-rattling while they're trying to maintain an international market.
>>67615276
What a fucking shithole
>>67626941
>Has nukes
America won't attack them. America never attacks anyone with nukes.
>>67627658
I actually like North Korea.
Mr. Kim is pretty based.
>>67627538
China would rather share a border with NK than SK (and by proxy, the US) so they'll keep NK around as long as they can.
>>67627658
They've probably got 2-3 warheads. We'll bait them into an attack, stop it, and use it as justification for another one week war. The place will be worse than Syria by the time we stop.
>>67627769
Yeah I know. They don't want US bases near the chinese border, and to keep that they'll keep an international embarassment propped up.
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>>67620908
It didn't happen, it would cause an outrage
I've only seen it in foreign papers
>>67627791
Jesus you're delusional.
We won't don't anything about North Korea.
The truth is, we really don't care about them. North Korea never actually does anything.
