REDDIT AND BERNIE BROS ARE ON TO YOU FAGS.
WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGS HACKED THE BERNIE PHONE BANK?
>>67612684
LEAVE BERNIE ALONE
>>67612684
Topkek, nobody needs a fucking phone bank, all they need is a phone book and attitude
Besides, it was probably Clinton supporters anyway. If it was, then I respect Clinton supporters a hell of a lot more than I used to
Its a Reddit false flag to justify their loss. Don't fall for this stupid shit.
>>67612684
>reddit admins are going to beat up Hiroshima
kek
>>67612684
I was calling people in the phone bank using these phrases
>vote for Bernie and secure the white race, let people of color and tarnished values know no rest or peace
>this is the Bernie campagin can I have a minute of your time ?, (sound like back ground noise) what nigger you talking to ?
>>67612684
>>67613111
fuck off anti-semite
you know full well it was /pol/ because Mr. Sanders is JEWISH and you guys HATE the jewsish people.
>>67612684
I did
I called and told people they better vote for Bernie or gulag once he becomes chancellor.
I also donated money and then filed charge for the fact the donations are from foreigners not American citizens.
I also told people on the fence on social media that Kasich is the socialist, Bernie is republican and how they got the two mixed up.
Then I told black people that voting costs like a 100 dollars and they should save that cash for the next call of duty while playing on Steam.
Trump 2016 fuck Hernia!
What is phone banking? Is that like calling up random people and asking them to vote?
>>67612684
It was I, the notorious hacker 4Chan!
>>67613311
FUCK OFF.
OREGON BERNIE SQUAD SERGEANT IS ONTO YOU.
>>67612684
>Asking Reddit admins to mod a site they have absolutely nothing to do with
Wew lads i think Bernie not winning a single state tonight really did a number on them
>>67612684
We must keep the niggers and spics held down in shackles by a perpetual welfare state so that they may never rise up to the level of the superior White race.
#FellTheBern
>>67613585
What's he going to do? Express his Commie beliefs and butthurt on Reddit for upvotes?
>>67613583
So you finally show your face, huh?
I guess it's come down to this one and for all.
*unsheathes katana*
Yaranai, ka?
>>67613432
>Mr. Sanders is JEWISH and you guys HATE the jewsish people.
>jewsish people
>jewsish
>>67613392
Getting meme'd on ain't no joke
>>67612684
Tell them to remember the name: 4chan, master leek hacker and founder of The Chans, 9gag, and funnyjunk
>>67613432
oh, come on Mr. Shapiro, thats not true
>>67613392
>mfw libtears of this magnitude
>>67612684
I think you should look more closely at Hillary's camp for the culprit.
>>67613661
I'M REALLY TEMPTED TO REPORT YOU TO THE REDDIT ADMINS.
I WILL FORWARD THIS THREAD TO THE BERNIE OREGON SQUAD SERGEANT.
>>67613392
>yfw pol has become more powerful than the jews.
>>67613392
I called someone yesterday. They said they were voting for hillary and i told them to fuck themselves go bernie.
>>67614180
space meme magic vs. space jew magic
This is how the world ends.
>>67613392
holy shit
like how can you get so buttflustered over some meme drivel?
>inb4 poo in loo memes
>>67614120
The military is an organization based on the systematic oppression of POC. No wonder Sanders lost in such progressive times.
>>67614180
>>67612684
"4chan"
totally not "cia"
>>67612684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzeKS36e9Qc
>>67613392
>rigging
nu/pol/ are the biggest shills tbqh
>>67614324
You need to teach them your ways. Why do you keep coming back after all the punishment?
>POO
>>67613432
No I hate communists. Just so happens that most communists are jewish.
>>67614120
It's 2016 and you're oppressing us with your militaristic views and behavior. Sorry, but Bernie lost my vote.
I saw a thread several hours ago trying to bait us into calling people and you didn't get one bite.
Is false flagging really what you want to be doing with your life?
>>67614324
POO IN LOO
>>67612684
>are you gonna vote for Bernie or not?
top fucking kek
>>67613392
MEME MAGIC
>>67613392
That projection was strong, I could imagine he's fat ass rage typing and his hot pockets while the schlomo yells at his mom.
>>67613585
>>67613432
Hard to tell if you're memeing or not.
>>67613111
>it was probably Clinton supporters anyway
I think so too.
>>67614324
Reddtt is a safe space with zero funnies or sense of humor.
Their sense of humor is puns and lame shit based on the headlines, or Electric Jew references.
they cant take banter as banter
>do you want free shit or not you dumb nigger?
>>67612684
I call and just say Bernie is going to raise taxes for fairness and it's not their money anyway. It disgusts me that Obama has said those things and the media never called him out for being a far left maniac.
>>67614570
F U I SUPPORTED BERNIE FROM DAY 1 AND U GUYS DESTROYED ME. NOW HOW I CAN PAY FOR MY COLLEGE?
>>67614420
Hahaha reddit is a like a little kid trying to cover it's tracks.
So obvious it's embarassing.
>>67612684
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNgxyL5zEAk
>>67614457
For the meme magic la
Also I want to teach white people the superior way of shitting
>>67614503
4u
>>67614596
>settle for hillary
these guys are bernouts
>>67614682
Start getting paid when you suck cocks.
>>67614120
le euphoric man is not so euphoric anymore
>>67612684
lel at this liars. Repeated calls to the point of abuse is a well known phone bank tactic. Unless the reciever specifically mentions he doesn't want to be called again his number won't be deleted and will be called again and again. I had a gf who worked in one for a few months and the shit they pulled was shameful.
>>67612684
Fucking leddit mods keep deleting my comments.
>>67614682
get a degree with a good return on investment. like a medical degree... or go to a trade school. just dont be a retard and paying for college wont be hard
>>67612684
>implying we can be bothered
Like berniefags need any help getting raped in the ass. They line up on their own. We're too busy with the Republican race to care.
Doesn't mean we won't stop laughing at you though.
>>67612684
STAY MAD
>>67614324
ID: PU
>>67613392
The differences between communities, folks.
This guy'd get laughed out, made into a meme. This is a genuine human frustration and we'd suppress and devalue it.
Fuck yeah
>>67614854
I MAKES 500$ A WEEK AND I DONATES 100$ A WEEK AND I DONATE TO THE WEBSITE.
>>67614600
I have an IRL friend who browses leddit
He has never had a girlfriend, failed college for a few years now. All he does is buy a buttload of Apple products and share shitty leddit TIFU posts with others which he finds funny. Also never picks up calls and like completely disappears for a few months sometimes
>>67613432
Shut up you dumb kike
>>67612684
Wtf Reddit was having us do this as Hillary phone bankers.
>>67615228
Shouldn't have gone for that liberal arts degree. Literally any STEM major can land you a decent to high paying job.
I know this man...
He is a mysterious, powerful figure. We have spoken on the phone many times.
He is known only by his calling: "HELLO, THIS IS STEVE FROM COMPUTER SECURITY! WE HAVE REPORTS FROM YOUR COMPUTER THAT YOU HAVE VIRUSES."
God help you redditfags if you've drawn his ire.
>>67615148
Top kek
I was lurking that thread
>>67615545
>ID: PUr
>PU
kek is real
>>67615327
>dat flag and comment combo
>>67613392
>censoring the name
Why?!?
>>67612684
Wait, I thought we were just spreading rumors to sow distrust? /pol/ is way too autistic to get in a phone call with strangers.
>>67615327
>>67615690
Free Palestine!
>>67614293
We must be on the right side.
https://secure.actblue.com/contribute/page/reddit-for-bernie
Please everyone make a donation and make sure to make it monthly so we can get more money for Bernie!
Don't be anti-semites.
>>67613392
M E M E
A
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I
C
>>67614324
>PU
>>67615841
That's why you do it under secret motives. The autism only makes them like Bernie people less.
What the fuck is a phone bank?
>blaming us for their inefficient phone system
No one here gives a fuck about Bernie. The only ones that do are the subversives that come directly from Reddit. Next they're gonna start blaming us for their rigged Superdelegate system.
>>67612684
Well our guy won 4 states and their guy lost 5 so if that's being "BTFO" then I hope we got "BTFO" all the way to the nomination.
>>67615228
Save your money you idiot. You'll never outspend this 1% you always rail against.
>>67614696
>someone steals a trump sign
>instagram, twitter, adress, phone number, business, school is up in seconds
>some reddit cabal is apparently doing shilling in /pol/
>welp let me just black out the name so you have no idea and no verification but.. take our word for it!
yeah nah you trumptard shill spammers got exposed
>>67615746
So you can't look at the account's post history on Reddit and find out that it's actually just some autistic /pol/tard.
It's not really one of Bernie's supporters. Just some memer fishing for replies.
>>67616034
Volunteers go through lists of people and call them to shill for their candidate. They then mark if a) they didn't answer b) they answered and were receptive to the idea of voting for the candidate or c) they said to fuck off.
>>67616287
I don't want to throw the word "lulz" around, but if you don't get it then you don't understand /pol/ or Trump
>>67616132
You got BTFO in Ohio.
>>67616034
It's where you go to keep your cell phones. Your bank gives you interest and you get more phones the longer you keep your phones in it.
>>67616453
Does this even work? If someone called me up and tried to convince me to vote for a candidate I would literally just hang up and not even consider it in the slightest. It must have a success rate similar to jehovas witness converts.
>>67615327
Rekt
>>67612684
>call potetnial voter
YO YO YO YO HOL UP YOU VOTIN FOR BERNIE DOG WAS UP RACIST ASS CRACKA VOTE FOR BERNIE WE WAS KINGZ *hang up*
>>67616459
>backpedaling
stop spamming the board and fuck off kthx
>>67613336
Sure you did faggot
>>67614120
>>67614860
>Sergeant
>Major General
>>67616034
Come on lad, put two and two together.
You take your cell phone / home phone to the bank and let them use it. You are rewarded with a small fee called "interest".
>>67613432
>you guys
Get fucked, I've been on /pol/ more than I want to admit since last Wednesday (probably 14-18 hrs per day) and I never saw any threads
>>67612684
I wish I had been clever enough to do this.
/devilish/
>>67612684
holy shit that is the best idea ever
cant wait to phonebank for bernie : ^ )
>call up people randomly annoying them with your dumb socialist bullshit
>get upset when people start annoying you
>>67613392
MAGA
A
G
A
>>67617448
>>67612684
>Bernie squad -sergeant
These people are cucked beyond belief
>>67613432
MEME
A
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I
C
>>67613392
>crynig
>cry nig
Bernie Haters BTFO.
The money is coming in like crazy. DONATE NOW TO BERNIE!
FEEL THE BERN.
>>67612684
r/bernie snanders is about 90% full of trump and hillary shills, shitting on the already crying bernie fags
golden
>>67614479
IT'S CURRENT YEAR MEME
Fuck off Oliver.
>>67617854
they deserve it
I called about 30 people.
I made sure to be as rude as possible, flat out telling people to vote Bernie.
>"What are you, fucking stupid, old man? Vote Bernie he's the best for America"
>"Don't you want your children to be able to get a free education? I mean you sound like you wouldn't be able to afford to send them to college. Or are you are old pathetic cat lady? Vote Bernie, bitch"
>>67617448
I already reported them don't worry.
>>67617842
>bernie has no chance of winning
>keeps collecting delicious shekel contributions till the very end
>goes back to living off of tax payer paycheck for doing nothing like he's done his whole life
Politicians, not even once.
>>67615315
POO
IN
LOO
>>67617781
I didn't send it I just posted it for banter.
I want to get a cheap trac phone and fuck with democrats in other states, sounds fun tbqh
>hey I'm with the Sanders campaign in (state X) you voting for Bernie
>no actually I...
>what are you fucking retarded? Fuck off racist!
>mark reddit phone bank log as requests call back later or no answer to assure another call
>>67618097
thanks anon
>>67613392
>removing the username
>>67613392
your tears make it all worth it
>>67618069
>mfw Americans getting calls from a rude Australian telling them to vote for Bernie
I know this never actually happened, but I loled at the idea
>>67617842
These people 100% believe they can get Bernie elected if they keep throwing money at it.
Whites don't know what it's like to be poor and blacks don't know what it's like to vote for bernie.
>>67612684
Role playing as an obnoxious Hernie supporter begging for votes would make for some great prank calls methinks.
>>67614675
This is the way to do it. Just throw out delusional socialist platitudes in a way that will annoy people. They won't be able to sort out the real ones from the fakes with their phone monitoring and hopefully some real bernouts will get banned on accident when this thread is reported.
>>67614420
do they not realize how paranoid and hateful people are here?
it doesn't matter what they do. if they support someone other than trump /pol/ is suspicious and hateful. if they support trump /pol/ is suspicious, hateful at the fist hint of dissent, and will suspect a jewish conspiracy.
Well, thanks faggots for stealing my idea. Fuck you.
>>67613432
It wasn't us, we're a board of peace.
>>67618834
Do it anyway.
>>67618677
In case you didn't notice, it's fake.
Trump supporters wouldn't use terms like "Trump hugbox" to describe /pol/
>>67614860
>I can't even...
>>67613503
Yes. It's literally telemarketing for votes.
Why the fuck are people still trying to get others to vote for bernjew? Hasn't he lost?
>>67618370
It's absolutely glorious. It's like a microcosm of leftist policies. They think throwing money at problems will just automatically fix it. Free healthcare, free education, free all this shit. They literally just dont get it. I could go on and on how this election just proves all the economic points that people argue about all the time. Another example is how much Jeb spent on his campaign. When you sue someone else's money you literally get less value then when you use your own, as evidenced by Trump via Jeb. This is the best meme election we might ever have,
>>67619147
EESTI!
>>67619147
you turn me on mr esti
>>67619258
This.
Money has to come from somewhere.
Trump was financing his own election and knows what to do with wealth. Someone like him literally crushes any of these big political spenders.
>>67613464
I will miss you Sweden.
>>67614860
>as an atheist
>thank God
What
>>67612684
corruption with the democrat party, don't look at us.
Hillary was your enemy, us Trump fans actually wanted Bernie to win because both are anti-establishment to some degree.
>>67614860
>as an atheist, let me thank God'
wew lad
>>67617081
>common sense explained
>>67618069
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoPFEKruyIM
>>67619406
rubio campaign literally gave the fat gay jew frank luntz 350k
trump asked the fag to leave his office
>>67614420
Lol, yeah /pol/ was starting to get too *relevant* there.
> screenshot spam
Just holy shit. Give up.
>>67612684
ARE YOU GOING TO VOTE FOR BERNIE OR NOT?!
>>67619710
damn what an idiot
>>67618370
oh wow, its almost like if they keep putting money in fo dem programs that they will get mo programs
Okay so there's a sub on reddit called like the don or something like that, all of them spew /pol/ memes and is pro-Trump. You guys know anything about it?
>>67620143
it's our beachhead
>>67612757
Every voter did just that tonight
Somewhat of a known thing that leftists are so "collectivist" in their thinking to do jack shit if it appears someone else is already doing it for them so they can share the credit.
I really think someone who knows that is shilling reddit hard.
>>67620143
They may be pro-Trump but they're still reddit and they have a redditor's understanding of our meme magic. They're useless.
>>67620335
They're doing a pretty good job, I think, especially given that anyone would have called reddit a lost cause.
>>67620440
They are doing a bad job really. The whole of reddit from /srs/ to /politics/ hates them. Any mention of them in the sanders sub gets you autoban. They are however the most active reddit atm which is why reddit is having a hard time deleting it because of all of the reddit gold its making.
>>67613392
>it's a /pol/ falls for a burner false flag post episode
>>67620588
So in other words, a good job given that anyone would have called reddit a lost cause.
>>67620698
I guess they are generating a large amount of butthurt in reddit. Especially since the mods love egging Berniefags on.
>>67620143
It's really hard to talk about the issues without saying nigger and calling out the fucking jews on their trickery.
>>67618935
fuck off reddit
>>67613392
>>67619545
better version
>>67613585
>>67614682
shieeet
>>67620256
ooooooooooooh BTFO to the 10 millionth degree!
>>67616741
it probably gives off the illusion of success since at least a good chunk of the recipients will have already decided on Sanders. hardly anyone is gonna be on the fence about it when it comes to the presidential election. most people have already made a decision by this point.
>>67613392
>shaking crying
yea we all know who posted this
>>67617081
wtf
>>67613392
>>67616741
You gotta have a knack for cold calls. When I did it as my job I got like two positive responses out of a few.thousand dials. waste of time for your average person to do.
Hey Reddit...
it was....
DA VILE HATEFUL RHETORICS...
...right?
>>67615496
> Literally any TEM major can land you a decent to high paying job.
FTFY senpai
>>67614120
>filename
Kek
>>67614293
It is the Finno-Hwan Hyper War all over again.
>>67613392
>>67618069
>>67618069
Can someone do some crank calls like this and put them on YouTube? Shit will be funny
>>67612684
I've worked in a call center before, tards fuck that shit up all the time.
>>67614860
>>67620846
I'd call that a good job.
>>67617348
>>67616659
Seems kinda silly and nonsensical, you Americans are weird
>>67620256
Oh fuck, the Sandman got BTFO
>>67614860
can we get ranks? like grand wizard?
>>67627410
This. I want a Czar rank.
>>67612684
Wow redit fags, enjoy muslim cock
https://soundcloud.com/couchtruthing/emperor-trump
>>67620256
Hahahahaha. Well done.
>>67612684
>When the people answer they say "are you gonna vote for Bernie or not?!" And are very offensive.
Lmfao. This is too good. The God-emperor would be proud.
>>67613392
Yesss, play the victim-card. Surely this must be the sabotage of some greater, outside threat.
their desperation sustains me
>>67620256
top tier banter
>>67628283
My friend moonlights as a dj at some clubs in denver. I'm gonna get him fucked up in the middle of his set and sneak this song in there, see if anyone notices.
>>67613392
LEGITIMATE TEARS
>>67612684
>implying having a faggy kike-programmed poor as fuck white person talk down to me over the phone is going to make me or anyone vote for the tax-hike kike
>>67614324
>PU
Pajeet if you won't listen to us then listen to Kek.
>>67618677
>if they support trump they're jews in disguise
>if they support anyone else they're jews in poor disguises
>if they support hilldawg they might just be fucking reptilians
Too many tears to count. Got lazy and saved only one
I even saw one in person on campus today, typical libtard sobbing her eyes out. Its not everyday you see someone sobbing in public so I asked whats wrong.
In between gasps she told me how politics is rigged and people are stupid.
I just said "I voted for Trump"
and walked away
>>67617081
so much autism and micromanaging and doing it for free
>>67614860
>I can't even
The memes are real. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz-crDWmINk
>>67614324
I am starting to respect indians more and more. Every time you post anything you just get memed on but your spirit is strong and you keep coming back
**calls potential voter**
Ayo hol up
**smacks lips**
So so you be sayin
**sucks air through teeth**
Hol up
**shucks and jives**
So you be sayin
**spins basketball on index finger**
Dat you is gon vote
**sips grape soda**
Fo bernie sanders??
DAS RITE DAS RITE
GET WOKE NIGGA!!!!
