WORLD WAR 3 INBOUND
>Police in central Massachusetts are warning residents to be on the lookout for men who may be challenging passersby to a rap battle.
>Charlton police said a black SUV with two or three men in their late teens or early 20s inside, pulled up to three young teenage boys on Dresser Hill Road at about 3 p.m. on Saturday.
>One of the men -- described as having brown hair and a pale complexion, wearing a gray T-shirt, gray pants and open-toed sandals -- got out of the vehicle and started rapping while the other men asked the boys if they wanted to "spit some bars" with them.
>When the boys declined, the SUV drove off.
>"Although this was suspicious behavior and frightening to the boys, nothing made this appear to be an attempted abduction," Charlton police posted on Facebook.
http://www.wcvb.com/news/police-beware-of-men-challenging-teens-to-rap-battles/38524764
>>67611742
>be american
>get rapped
BRASS MONKEY. THAT FUNKY MONKEY.
Shit, I live in Massachusetts. I'll be on the lookout, OP.
MY VOCAL CORDS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
>>67612565
Kek
somerville here, lol. Must be a slow news day.
>>67611742
that nigga cray
smokin all day
comin home to his bae
poppin a molly
takin the trolley
rap battle all day
err' day now
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[bass]
[choir]
[feet stomp]
err' day now
err' day
err' day
>>67612767
be safe anon
if anyone, i mean ANYONE tries to rap battle you, you just run as fast and as far away as possible. Hide in a nuclear shelter and i'll come find you when it's safe to come out.
>>67611742
I live in South Boston and non of this is happing. Fuck off
This is because of those threads early today where people were suggesting Netherlands are the better shit posters, isn't it OP?
>>67614306
denial is the main symptom that someone has been drive-by rap-battled.
r u ok anon?
>>67614520
nope i just got home and found this news so i decided to share.
>>67614306
anon denial is not ok. this is your safe space
>>67611742
Is Dingoboomeranagastan even trying anymore?
![[sweating profusely].png](https://i.imgur.com/A4TG83R.png "[sweating profusely].png")
>go for a walk
>get served
>>67614306
Fellow South Bostonian here I just got rap battled in my home.
I hope cooler heads prevail lest we hear some hot hot rhymes
>>67611742
Oh...
My...
GOD.
It's my time, so you better be prepared
No time off, she didn't even care
Up and down, all over my face
Black is white, spinning in my space
>shits self
>>67613197
Drugs are bad. Stay off the drugs sonny
>>67614306
>southie at 1:30 in the morning
how are you not wasted
>>67611742
>Friend lives in Massachusetts
>walking down to grab a burger at a local restaurant
>Suv Pulls out around the corner and 3 ghetto white guys jump out
>Immediately challenge friend to a rap battle
>Friend thinks they're posers so he throws down
>Guy pulls out a boombox and starts booming
>Friend throws out a few decent bars, crowd forms
>Guy responds with a beatbox+rapping combo
>Bars so fucking fire ,people are whooping at 90 decibels
>friend gets absolutely SERVED in broad daylight, in front of a crowd
>Currently in the hospital recovering
It could happen to you, m8s. Keep your CC with you.
>>67614306
Holy fuck- Carson beach side of southie reporting in!
>>67614962
What has the world come to... I'm so a-afraid to go out side n-now..
>>67614965
>>67615431
Holy shit
Shit we should all get beers at clock tavern one night
oh fuck I hate being put on the spot
I hope they aren't patrolling the grocery stores because I'm out of boyardee
>>67615265
FUCK I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.. Tremaine and Bawnqueesha will think I'm a "Lame".
Better be packin.
>>67611742
THIS IS THE END
ITS ALL OVER NOW
>>67614306
>denying this
thanks anon, i'm being triggered
I was rap battled at a young age In southie
>>67614306
>Lives in southie
>hasn't battled whitey2.0
Why live?
>>67611742
one bar flows, I got some of those
>wake up early to go eat breakfast with my co-workers
>step outside feeling fresh and wave at my neighbor whose currently watering his garden
>black guy walks up to me and starts spitting bars
>get absolutely roasted
>my entire life gone to ruin
>call my co-workers and bid them farewell
>tell my boss I'm resigning
>now sitting here on /pol/ contemplating suicide
I live in Oxford, right next to Charlton. This story has been hilarious. I have friends that live in Charlton and they havent seen them
>>67616644
this
>>67611742
>Driving through Mattapan last Friday night
>Black man either unconscious or dead in middle of the road
>Continue driving and don't call cops lol
Holy shit, OP. I'm thinking now that this man could've been the victim of the rap battlers. I should've called the police.
>>67611742
post yfw the niggering comes to a town near you
friends don't let friends rap battle
>>67616189
My Grandpa was gun downed in the gang wars durring the reign of winter hill. Now I go to quicy college
DESIGNATED RAPPING STREETS
>>67611742
Just a prank/social experiment bro. Relax dude.
>>67611742
This is seriously still happening? In 2016?
>>67611742
>went to the post office
>get out the car
>turns out it's closed
>it's Sunday
>and after 5pm
>turn around
>see a black Escalade pull up
>tinted driver's side window rolls down
>white dude, he nods up and starts waving the West Side sign with his right hand in front of his face
>proceed to make a dash for my car
>hear tires chirp as they drive up on me
>I trip on my untied shoelace
>they run upon me
>I think I'm about to be shot, robbed and left for dead
>but it's worse
>the Mulatto of this brand of brigands start of with some HEAT beatboxing
>the Filipino associate begins to Break-Break-Break me off on some fresh B-boy Setups and Locks
>The white guy pulls out his Platinum Star of David Piece all ICED THA FUCC OUT and hits me with Mad Bars
>It's like Run DMC mixed with Eminem
>I go into shock and piss myself
>wake up in the hospital Burn Ward
>Doc says the Bars were so *100* the heat from the FIYA left me with burns over 90% of my body
>He said it was the worst thing he'd seen since Hiroshima and Nagasaki
*HOL UP
>>67615557
I'm just glad those boys didn't rap back. It could've gotten nasty.
Must have been an awful slow news day in Boston
>>67611742
You are very funny and intelligent man.
Australia is great.
Lol, you fucking burgers made fun of us after Cologne but at least we're not getting served in the street.
>>67614962
dam son
>>67619790
werd
>>67615152
We get better at speech and typing once we have an adequate level of alcohol in our blood.
>>67611742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kotWv4MCxNI
