i nearly shit myself but its finally over
>>67609708
Feels good
>>67609708
Honestly thank God Carson endorsed Trump, he would have lost MO guaranteed without that endorsement.
>>67609708
BUILD WALL
>>67609708
NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN
>>67609708
Bros..... We won.
>>67609708
>2012
WHERE'S THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE?
LATER RATO
Trump wins Missouri, Cruz wins his booger
>>67609708
Nice
That was an ass-clencher.
>>67609708
>teds face when
shit cruz was better
>>67609708
>0.2% win
Does anyone know the delegate count after today?
I can't believe how much support Trump has. Americans are clearly retarded.
>Bernie cucks came here after the CHI riots and said it would hurt trump
>shilled for days
>lost every fucking state
>not a singe shill here
Hey bernie cucks, how does it feel?
>>67610373
Ted! :c
the last counties to fully report were mostly cruz territory.
scary shit
>>67609708
so what's the delegate breakup look like for missouri?
>>67609708
Bretty cool
>>67610511
says the leaf
>>67610586
about tree fiddy
>>67610562
Your time get has been witnessed
>2,012 votes
You guys realize that meme influenced definitely accounted for more than that, right? And most of those memes originated here.
/pol/ literally won Trump the election using meme magic.
Is it over?
>>67609708
But is it over?
>>67610511
>a fucking leaf
>voting in weedman
and we're retarded
>>67610586
Winner takes all if I remember correctly
It's not over yet, they haven't fully counted absentee. It's likely we will know sometime later today who won.
>>67610586
Basically equal. It is winner-takes-majority.
The media and cultural effects from winning are more important.
>>67610511
eat shit. I bet you're from quebec.
>>67610906
No its a lump sum of delegates for MO and IL and then so many per district voted for.
>>67610785
It's a kind of magic.
>100%
Fucking finally
>>67610827
Holy shit Missouri, get it together.
>>67609708
REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>>67610511
from another leaf, eat shit
How many delegates can Trump expect to have after today familia? I heard he needs something like 710 to be on track for a 60% majority?
Now I can go to sleep. gn /pol/
>>67611175
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
>>REMEMBER: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
THIS
>>67609708
DEUS VULT BROTHERS!
Now it's over
ITS OVER
100% REPORTED
TRUMP WINS BY 0.1%
>>67610586
http://fivethirtyeight.com/features/florida-ohio-republican-primary-preview/
Missouri primary
52 delegates (40 district, 12 statewide)
Winner-take-all on the district and statewide level
So, yeah, it just about offset the OH loss.
So, all told, Trump won about 250-258 delegates today.
This is EXCELLENT.
>>67611010
Oh fuck I was wrong. Cool.
http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/MO-R
All the my "one vote doesn't matter" fags can shut the fuck up, praise trump!
1000 VOTE DIFFERENCE
now I can finally go to sleep
>>67609708
Thanks to the super chill black guy.
>>67609708
>2012
OMG if it had been 2016 that would have been just perfect
42 Delegates!!! 42 out of 52!!!!
42!!!!!
I'M FINALLY GOING TO BED. THE SUN IS RISING HERE IN OLD BLIGHTY AT 5:07AM.
HAVE A GOOD 'UN AMERIBRO'S.
>>67610785
Word up, Holmes.
400 more delegates before he gets the nomination
>>67610519
they cant pay their rent after donating to a jew, much less pay for their internet anymore.
>>67610511
How's le weedman working for ya?
How do delegates work for MO, it's not winner take it all is it? If not then I don't see why you guys were going crazy over a near tie
>>67611282
I can never understand it.
People will literally throw away their greatest influence as a citizen, just because they're lazy. It's a goddamn travesty. I don't want to meme, but our founding fathers died for this shit. Literally died. Millions of corpses have given all of us Americans this right, and it's your civic duty to use it.
Sorry, had to get that out there.
>>67611010
Dude on fox said there were 15 bonus delegates for the win... Strange system
>>67611763
it is
>>67611763
12 delegates go to absolute state winner
>>67611763
there is 8 districts, 5 delegates each.
Trump has 6 districts, rato 2.
Statewide has 12 delegates
6 * 5 + 12 = 42
MoBro here, we held the fucking line.
God bless Missouri.
>>67611889
Damn that's fucking crazy then, Rato got annihilated and Cucksich winning Ohio does nothing to help anyone stump Trump
>>67611889
What about IL?
>>67611774
this counts more this time every state this year will be 50/50 between trump and old bitch.
Link to updated delegate count please.
>>67609708
Probably going to be a recount though
>>67611442
>this was my first vote ever
>and it fucking mattered
God bless the USA.
/pol/ I'm literally crying tears of joy
>>67610511
A
>>67611962
god bless you for getting out and voting my man
Oygaval. We missed 6000 votes for ted.
Bitter fix it
>>67612106
Doges :3
>>67609708
>-1,636 Votes Behind
WHY IS THE LEAD SHRINKING IF IT'S OVER
Michigander here. Why are Ohiofags so fucking retarded? Like every fucking time.
>>67611962
Good job, motherfucker!
>>67612235
it was 99.9% on that glitchy electiondeskhq site. 1636 is the offidial end count
>>67609961
Carson is so based. I hope he gets a big appointment
>>67612110
He's still going to win
>>67611962
It was really down to only a handful of votes, all the Trumpeteers is MO deserve a pat on the back
WHY THE FUCK ARENT THEY CALLING MISSOURI???? 100.00% reporting according to multiple sources.
>>67611996
http://www.thegreenpapers.com/P16/IL-R
IL uses 54 elections to pick a person who will pick trump (gives loyalty) and 15 bonus to winner.
37 + 15 = 52
>>67612509
>/pol/ sleeps
>meme magic wanes
>/pol/ wakes up to find Cruz has won MO by 200 votes
What happens senpai?
Texasfag here.
Hits right in the feels to see a close victory when I voted knowing would probs lose :)
>>67612730
the whole world burns
>>67610083
>Kiwi
No. WE did not.
>>67612106
Just Bing.com '2016 primaries' is not hard
>>67612611
They don't want to admit Trump won, fucking kikes.
>>67612730
I'm not going to sleep for 8 years
>>67612798
The fire rises
>>67609708
And they say every vote doesn't matter.
I am so glad I did my part in helping Trump, we did it /pol/ WE DID IT
I can finally go to sleep now
>>67610511
(Faggot who voted for Trudeau)
>>67609708
feels good man MAGA
https://twitter.com/jbarro/status/709970769049165824
its looking good boys
>>67612917
I salute your high energy, MAGAnon. Here is a certified rare for your efforts.
What the fuck suddenly 2 precincts in Jackson County just reverted
>>67610511
HOLY SHIT A TALKING LEAF
OH SHIT WHAT IS HAPPENING
ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
ALERT
>>67612843
>Implying this is not a victory for White people everywhere
>>67611598
fucking really ????
>>67609708
We have won !
We have won !
The Emepror Protects !
>>67610499
I think Trump is around the 670/680 mark now.
He needs 60% or so of the remaining delegates to guarantee the nomination without a brokered convention, but he can get a pretty sizable chunk of that from Winner-Take-All states like California and New Jersey.
>>67613201
RECOUNT!!! RECOUNT!!! WTF
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>67613327
>>67613201
POL BTFO
Is Trump pretty much a lock to hit 1237 at this point? He's only going to get more as the other candidates drop out. Cruz can't catch him anyways
>>67610562
Witnessed
>>67610511
CANADA AIN'T EVEN A COUNTRY
>>67613327
WHAT IN GOD'S COCK
BACK TO BATTLE STATIONS LADS, WE'RE NOT DONE HERE
>DEFCON 4
>DEFCON 4
>DEFCON 4
Reminder that Carson literally admitted that he liked Kasich and Cruz more than Trump and only agreed to endorse Trump in order to get more power.
He blatantly admitted to corruption.
>>67613458
>Cruz can't catch him anyways
It doesn't matter if he can't catch him. Cruz just have to sponge up as many other delegates as he can in the background to keep Trump from 1,237. That way the GOP will be able to use all the trickery they have up their sleeves to weasel Cruz into the nomination.
THE GAP JUST WIDENED LMAO
JEW NEWS
RECOUNT AUTOMATIC ON LESS THAN 1%
OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT
RECOUNTS
>>67613458
If Kasich drops out, definitely, otherwise, probably because he will take NY and CA.
>>67612416
>mfw we finally have a based Surgeon General like C. Everett Koop talking shit to liberals again
JACKSON COUNTY 99.3%
Slightly heavy Cruz county, ho boy
>>67609708
....Numbers dont match
>>67613579
WHERE DID YOUR LEAF GO?!
>>67610511
canada's current leader is a fucking joke
For real: if you told me that you'd all voted for him as a joke like the fucking Rhinoceros Party and didn't realize that everyone was doing the same thing and you were actually going to end up with that effeminate clown running the show, I'd have more sympathy for you. As it is, I cannot fucking fathom how you elected him. He didn't even legalize weed. His whole campaign was "LEGALIZE IT, WEEDMAN 2015" and then as soon as he won he went back on it. "Woah, I dunno guys, legalizing weed might mean I have to, like, pass a law or something? Sounds like a lotta work." Disgusting. Absolutely fucking disgusting.
>a fucking leaf
>extremely close races for both parties
wtf?
>>67610511
>leaf
HWAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>67609708
100% of precincts in all counties and they're still refusing to call it, what shenanigans is this?
>>67613715
WHAT IS GOING ON.
>>67614144
Ted might demand a recall.
RECOUNT! I told you fuckers Microsoft would never let Trump win. Cruz won by 106 votes. Cap this.
WTF is this recount shit
CRUZ AND SANDERS CALLED RECOUNTS
RECOUNTS
E
C
O
U
N
T
S
>>67613939
Hey, at least I fought for my independence and we are a real country (unlike canada)
>>67610511
Eat yellow snow you moose fucker.
>>67613327
Don't scare me like that you faggot
>>67609708
Does Rubio still get votes even after he suspended his campaign? Is this a thing?
>>67612250
Eat a dick
>>67614321
BUT NO WEED LMAO!!!
BATTLE STATIONS FAGGOTS
IT'S NOT OVER YET
LOOKS LIKE RATO WANTS 2 STUMPINGS IN ONE NIGHT, I SAY BY ALL MEANS WE OBLIGE
>>67614158
Sorry to tell you this but the fix is in.
The Jews will not let Trump win. Cap this.
TRUMP ALREADY SAID THANKS TO MISSOURI ON HIS TWITTER. WHAT IF THEY MAKE HIM LOSE IT
>>67614398
Even JEB keeps getting votes
>mfw my old state and my current state both went for Trump
Didn't think St. Louis County would be so close though.
>>67614494
He can just flip-flop like always
>hillary literally cucked bernie in MO
oh my god my sides
>>67610511
I can't wait for Trudeau to bitch out and meekly try to stand up to Trump, once elected.
>>67609961
>>67612416
MISSOURI TOO CLOSE TO CALL
YOU DIDN'T REALLY THINK IT WOULD BE THIS EASY DID YOU?
THE FIX IS IN!
From here on out Trump's insurrection will be _contained_.
>>67614400
You fags have fucked the country in every single election since 2000. What is wrong with you?
>>67610785
I think pol is directly responsible for bare minimum 3-5% of trumps vote support could be 8-10%
>>67614664
No one likes you mexico, It just got 10 feet higher.
Isn't that town that's full of blacks in Missouri?
The one that went on a full blown riot because some black guy got shot by the cops, how did Trump do in that place?
How did Trump do in the Mexican part of Missouri, if there is one?
>>67614664
Good luck getting over that wall hombre
WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>>67611743
Sanders said that the internet is a fundamental human right!
WHY DO YOU EVIL TRUMP SUPPORTERS HATE FREE STUFF
>>67614400
No seriously anon, Ohio is responsible for ruining America. He'll Columbus has turned into a brown shithole, y'all should have learned by now. Seriously wtf is wrong with you? Too much college football negro worship?
>>67614969
Nothing, go back to bed goyim.
>>67614776
Trump as President will cause heads of government around the world to start acting more right wing... it'll be fucking awesome.
>>67614969
Two precincts in Jackson county decided to unreport their votes.
http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/missouri
It's the one with the Kansas City dot. They were 100% reporting before.
>>67610511
Are you, are you, coming to the train,
Led by a man, who wants to break the chains,
Establishment is terrified, they can't control his reign,
Let's meet, this year, on the Trump Train
>>67614898
Gotta rape some college jocks this spring break
>>67609708
Reminder that according to the FiveThirtyEight "on track" thing, Trump had a bad night. By the end of the night he'll 40ish delegates from where he's supposed to be thanks to cucksich
>>67615199
Just got 10 feet higher.
Who now /nervous/ again?
>>67613394
Cali isn't a winner take all... idk about NJ
>>67615199
You're going inside the wall, whore-hay. In between the bricks.
>>67615239
Reminder that 538 thinks this will be a perfect night for Trump if he takes MO.
>>67614898
Btw Trump likes México
He is pretty much a mexican politician. Fox also insulted his way to the chair.
Who will Roboto back now?
Surely he'll want a position with the winner, and that means backing Trump.
I'm just laughing at Trump dominating Illinois and Chicago itself.
All that tard rage and celebrating Trump cancelling the rally is hilarious in retrospect, was giving Trump the nomination part of your plan?
>>67615499
Ruboto is an establishment shill, he will back Cruz
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER MISSOURI, I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP
>>67615134
i live in jackson county and i swear to god if these people fuck it up im going to lose itttttttttttt
>>67610827
I think so. If 930,000 people voted, then 1% is 9300, and 10 percent of that is less than 1000. So even if Ted got all the remaining votes, he still wouldn't win.
>>67615520
>was giving Trump the nomination part of your plan?
OF COURSE
>>67612250
No no, not as bad as the Minnesotan people. Why do people from Minnesota drive with their high school diplomas on their license plate? To get handicapped parking. Wisconsinite reporting in.
>>67611962
clap clap clap
>>67615134
>http://www.nytimes.com/elections/results/missouri
There are 70K votes so if this unseated Trump there would be about a 2K vote change in favor of Trump.
That would be really fucking blatant. I doubt it'd go down like that.
>>67609708
umm guyz..
>>67615611
Rubio tied to throw in that anti-establishment shit into his last speech to justify going for Cruz.
>>67612871
>bing.com
>>67615742
Deleted tweet from AP
>>67615742
IF THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES TRY TO PULL AN AL GORE ON TRUMP I SWEAR TO CHRIST...!
I'm proud to be a missourian! where at least I know my state voted for Donald Trump instead of ratoooo
>>67610827
>Sanders probably loss Missouri and Illinois because of the Trump rally shenanigans
THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME
>>67610511
Republicans are only 40% of the country, of which only about 50% vote in the primaries, and of which about 40% vote for Trump. This this is a relatively small portion of the American population.
>>67609708
Fuck El Rato, he's Canadian so he shouldn't even be able to run.
>>67616103
Don't worry anon. Ratto's minions are currently hard at work rigging the election :^)
HOW MANY HOURS WERE WE AT THIS FOR
>>67615717
You don't understand what it's like to live next to these people. Every time I drive to Cedar point, every time there's a UM-MSU/OSU football game we have to deal with these subhuman retards. And they fuck the country every fucking election. You Wisonsinbros are alright. If you team up with us when we finally storm Ohio, we'll consider giving you back part of the UP.
>>67616245
I invested way too much time on this!
I had work to do!
>>67610511
you'll never be australia-tier
nice dubs though
>>67616245
Chill
Here's some boipucci
What's the hold up faggots?
>>67616395
RATO IS RIGGING THE VOTES
>>67610827
300000+ more Republicans came out? Holee shite.
How come the total number of delegates doesn't add up to the announced total?
LA has 5 delegates still missing, and Trump won, but him and Rato have the same number of delegates.
Mississippi has 3 delegates unallocated, Wyoming has 15 missing still. I would expect Trump to have more delegates. Cruz is losing, but his delegate count is not so bad. It should be much worse.
>>67616410
BULLSHIT
RIGRAT NO RIGGING
>>67615392
I suppose this is a good point - ty anon
>>67609708
Please post these images for all the states.
Include democrats.
Thanks you.
>>67616410
>Uhhh we "lost" like 8 truckloads of votes.
>All for Cruz, somehow
Rato does it again!
So fucking proud of my state today. How based us that?! A primary but mere hundreds of votes.
SHOW ME STATE
Why "DON"?
>>67616410
Rato's such a fucking sneaky bastard.
>>67616410
fake and gay
https://twitter.com/JacksonCountyMO/with_replies
>>67616410
YOU
HAVE
GOT
TO
BE
KIDDING
ME
>>67616410
>Cruz votes were misplaced
"OH look, I found some uncounted ballots in the trunk of my car....and the all go to Gor...er I mean Cruz"
>>67616410
How convenient. They didn't discover these missing votes until after everyone else had already voted so they know how much Cruz lost by. I hope they actually get called out on this bullshit.
Is there even a chance Cruz could get more than 2000 votes over Trump in the recount? Surely that's mathematically impossible at this point right?
>>67610511
A
F U C K I N G
L E A F
Jackson County
>2 precincts uncounted for
>1000 votes misplaced for Cruz a piece
>he he just a mistake gang
>(eats booger)
It's unbelievable that Trump is actually in a position to win. It should never have got this far. He's not fit to be any sort of leader of a country. He must be stopped.
What can Canada do to try and keep this lunatic out of power?
>>67616828
> he still thinks the US is a democracy
That's cute. You realize this is strictly for entertainment only, right? The final vote scores are made up to match whoever they want to win.
>100% in
>Trump wins by ~ 2000 votes
Few minutes later
>99.9% vote in
>lol we found some "misplaced Cruz votes"
>recount!
This shit is making my fibromyalgia act up. When will we know who won for sure? And how many delegates will the winner get? Is it proportional? If so, why not call a tie and give each an equal amount of delegates?
>>67616828
>implying they care
Jews gonna jew
How the fuck is Missouri so fucking incompetent?
>>67616410
GUYS THIS IS FAKE, FOR FUCKS SAKE. CHECK THEIR ACTUAL TWITTER ACCOUNT.
>>67616288
Instead give me a half a year supply of beer and you got a deal.
>>67616828
nobody can say... I would surly appear highly suspicious to find over two thousand votes were counted incorrectly ..
. I would consider that could invalidate the whole state and a case could be made for a full statewide recount by a third party
>>67616943
Stay in Canada.
JUMP
>>67601145
GUYS IM SCARED TRUMP DELETED HIS THANKS MISSOURI TWEET
>>67616943
Fuck off Peru
>>67616943
>>67616410
>>67616710
>>67616980
>>67616953
FAKE POST
A
K
E
P
O
S
T
Some dude on CNN said Missouri has stopped counting and that they will review it tommorrow.
>>67616980
EVERY IMAGE POST IS ALWAYS REAL
PRIMARY SOURCES ARE FOR FAGS
>>67616980
Then explain the "100% reporting in" turning into "99.9% reporting in"
>>67616410
That ~2K spread in voters all night was ridiculous. How likely is that? They did rig it. Cruz lost, so they had to keep up.
Fuck him anyway. He is like Bernie. Loses big, yet claims he is winning somehow.
GUYS IM SCARED TRUMP DELETED HIS THANKS MISSOURI TWEET
GUYS IM SCARED TRUMP DELETED HIS THANKS MISSOURI TWEET
GUYS IM SCARED TRUMP DELETED HIS THANKS MISSOURI TWEET
GUYS IM SCARED TRUMP DELETED HIS THANKS MISSOURI TWEET
GUYS IM SCARED TRUMP DELETED HIS THANKS MISSOURI TWEET
>>67610785
> mfw meme magic is confirmed
>>67617105
See >>67617177
>>67617177
RATO called recounts.
They are going to finish by 7 or something
>>67616856
>Ohio
>>67613394
Cruz is up in polls in cali, though i don't know when the last poll happened.
>>67617105
JESUS CHRIST I NEARLY HAD A HEART ATTACK
Fuck, this election makes me /nervous/
>>67617110
>Some dude
pfff lol n0o fucking way.. if I were Trump I would fly down there right now and demand they finish counting and certify his win.
Kek, when are you American fags going to get rid of your retarded delegate bullshit and decide your primaries and elections with the popular vote.
Your system is literally autistic and completely open to abuse.
>>67614847
Would be interesting if we could explicitly quantify the "meme margin"
Reminder if Kasich or Rubio had just dropped the fuck out already Trump would be getting stumped out of his mind by Cruz
How long does a recount fucking take??
>>67617442
>cruzcucks actually think this
>>67614450
BEWARE JACKSON COUNTY
IM GOING TO DO IT UNLESS I TALK TO A REAL HUMAN BEING..
(402) 813-8869
Kek, when are you amerifags going to stop using delegate bullshit to decide your primaries and elections and instead use the popular vote?
Your system is literally autistic and completely open to corruption and abuse.
>>67617330
>popular vote
Because democracy is fucking stupid.
>>67617508
apparently till morning. The counters have decided to go to bed to give the cruz spies time to sneak in and doctor the votes
>>67617508
depends on who the counters want to win
>>67617567
>Because democracy is fucking stupid.
Sure it is, but the electoral college is a stupid version of democracy, it doesn't get much worse.
>>67617577
They're going to pull an Al Gore to stop Trump getting the nomination.
You heard it here first.
>>67617556
People aren't equal.
>>67617556
pham we'll have an emperor before this corrupt vote system ever gets unfucked
>that slim victory
>only because of foam boi
Fuck, it's basically a 2-man race now so Rato is going to starting hauling in the states isn't he? Fuck fuck.
>>67616288
Oh and a city with in a mountain because those fucking hipsters can't of better engineering ideas better then us Wisconsin bros.
>>67617731
And that's why Kasich staying in is a good thing.
>>67617556
> ausfag from memecontinent posting baits
enjoy your shitty internet and native niggers raping your bf
>>67610511
Because of faggots like you Canada is a cuck country
FEEL IT
