>go to Best Korea
>steal a propaganda poster
>get stopped in the airport before leaving
>they detain you
>go to court cry like a bitch
>get 15 years of hard labour in Best Korea
http://www.aljazeera.com/news/2016/03/north-korea-sentences-american-15-years-hard-labour-160316040031923.html
good
if you will come here and be a monkey
you disturb peace. you will deserve to be arrested
good for him
when you are in another country you should respect their customs
this is why everyone thinks americans are assholes
>>67606176
What a nightmare, I'm sure you would've handled this situation with so much more dignity though
>>67606515
>if you will come here and be a monkey
Have you eaten today?
>>67606674
well no
it is only 1 pm
>>67606176
kek, post the link to the video.
>>67606515
First post best post
That's pretty great.
North Korea is great.
One more life ruined
>>67606543
>implying basement dwellers leave their rooms
>>67606176
Technically, the worst mistake of his life was getting off a plane in a country where his personal rights were worth less than a thimbleful of warm spit.
I bet he thought it was a pretty cool idea and would impress chicks and neckbeards.
>go to shittiest country on earth
>act suprised when you get sentenced to the gulag for 15 years
My fucking sides, I bet he supported bernie too
>>67606515
Stay based Kim.
>>67606176
>US student Otto Warmbier
>Otto Warmbier
>Warmbeer
Anyone who thinks this is a real name, and that "Otto Warmbeer" is a real person, is a mindless sheep.
Of course, now he'll have an even better story to tell when they let him go in 15 years or so.
>people will argue that white privilege exists after this
>>67606515
based best korea anon
If only the US had the sense to treat misbehaving foreigners this way.
>>67607216
>implying he will be alive
>>67606176
Can't wait to hear about him on Serial Podcast (season 26).
>>67607240
If he was black he'd have been shot on the spot
#BLM #FERGUSON #REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWHITEY
>>67607216
he will not survive
i tell you now
either USA will rescue him
or he dies in at most 2 years
they will not send him to a good prison
they will starve him. beat him. and they put communism into his head so he will thinks it is good
>15 years hard labor
What exactly does that entail? Can someone post a typical day?
>>67606543
>this situation
He did this to himself. The poster didnt try to rape him
>>67606515
The proxies are real.
>>67607524
What
If it was your sole decision, how would you punish someone from an enemy country who went out of their way to visit your notoriously unfriendly country to commit felonies?
>>67607635
they will starve him
he must probably mine a lot or cut logs
or he will be nuclear testing subject
it will be very bad
only he must hope he dies from sick before starvation
>>67606543
I don't think any of us would even fucking conceive the idea of visiting best korea in the first place.
Harsh but fair Tbh f a m
>>67606515
Can you please explain Juche?
>>67607894
I have, but I wouldn't fucking steal government property. What the fuck.
>>67606529
Tell that to all the sand niggers invading Europe
i don't feel too much pity.
its like when women go to middle eastern countries and get surprised when they get raped.
>>67606515
Kim, when are you going to put a man in space?
>>67606515
Top fucking kek, based kim brining in the heat
I thought Al Jazeera went under?
>>67607635
they'll give him some menial jobs until the U.S. relaxes something or sends jong un a few cases of beers
desu i think i'd go to north korea. It'd be cool, but I'm american so I dont think they'd like me much
>>67606176
>student
nigga looks 30 baka
obvious CIA dude that got busted spying and taking it like a real bitch
This a REAL dindu nuffin
>>67607887
assuming you aren't a proxyfag
how have you not been executed on sight for posting on a pretty far right board
>>67606515
You listen here you commie son of a bitch you let that American boy free within the month or consequences will never be the same
-CIA
>>67608720
>tfw you will be alive to see the US-RUSSIA-NORTH KOREA super power
>>67606176
i wonder who his waifu is
>>67607894
the thought has mildly crossed my mind for a fraction of a second but its the kind of place where you ask your tour guide unironically if its okay to do anything.
that guy is fucked. if he survive the 15 years they'll probably keep him longer. they base the arrest on espionage. the US isn't gonna get him out of there.
>>67606515
You Koreans think you've won.This is just the tip of the iceberg. While you hold your kangaroo court two more posters get taken down. That's right, America will pull down every political poster one by one.
>>67607635
>chop wood at gunpoint
>work in mine with stone dust filling your lungs, little oxygen anyway
>almost no food, rotten meat and bread from before the war if hes lucky
>enemy of the state. if there are any thieves or murderers they are part of society and gets special privileges on his account
if its anything like soviet gulag in the movies that is.
>>67606515
The one guy in NK with access to the Internet
Behindsevengloriousleaderproxies.jpg
>>67609714
You're right, there's a recent documentary on Netflix called ... Camp ... 45 .. or similar. They had to catch rats to eat to survive. The guys arms were deformed from the torture. Appalling. The young guy escaped to China, lost his older friend who died helping him. Sad af.
>>67610663
It was called Camp 14. Recommend watching this desu
http://www.theguardian.com/film/2013/sep/19/north-korea-prison-camp-14-documentary
>>67607152
Don't have any proof but I went to high school with this kid. He probably did it to brag about the souvenir, always seemed like a bit of a doofus but he was a grade or two below me.
>>67606515
This desu.
He should have just walked into a government building and asked for one, they probably would have been more than happy to oblige.
>>67606176
>white
>male
let him rot
>>67611016
i'll bookmark it and check it out in the future
>>67611595
Why are you on /pol/? Seriously.
>>67606515
Sang-Woo is this you?
>>67612629
Guy on left playing some fps? left hand on WASD is a dead giveaway. Someone warn Kim
>>67611245
Yeah and I'm a gingerbread man
after watching some vids and reading some about it, it could seem they are forcing him to say this shit. as if they plucked him off the street and forced him to say this so the church and CIA looks bad.
http://edition.cnn.com/2016/02/28/asia/north-korea-otto-warmbier/
>"I never, never should have allowed myself to be lured by the United States administration to commit a crime in this country. I wish that the United States administration never manipulate people like myself in the future to commit crimes against foreign countries. I entirely beg you, the people and government of the DPRK, for your forgiveness. Please! I made the worst mistake of my life!"
>>67606176
seems to me like this retard could have asked to buy a flag or poster or something. Just make up a story about wanting to show the west how great NK is or some shit.
>>67613097
No!!!! Not my gumdrop buttons!!!!!!
>>67606176
Shouldn't have stole the poster
fucking moron.
>>67613206
>youdontsay.jpg
