http://news.sky.com/story/1660625/us-student-jailed-for-15-years-in-north-korea
An American student who took down a propaganda poster in North Korea and tried to take it back to the US as a souvenir has just been given 15 years hard labour, /pol/.
Could this get interesting?
>>67604753
obviously
>>67604753
I say we do an ol' fashioned American rescue mission comprised of a rag tag group of misfits each with their own specializations and quirks.
>>67604753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYUMImDfhoo
i guess he's not impressed anymore
>>67604753
>American student
>On North Korea
Are you people from first world country THAT stupid to go to those shitholes?
HE A GOOD BOY
HE DINDU NUFFIN
>>67604753
>stealing shit in a dictatorship
Why not ask someone if he could buy one from somewhere?
Really sucks when your degeneracy fucks with the wrong people, dunnit?
>>67604753
Why the fuck would you go to North Korea
>>67605051
suicide squad?
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has a leader the entire population of Korea is proud of and supports. Such dishonourable actions by this American pig was not only an attack on our dear leader but an attack on the peoples of this great nation.
>>67605051
Will there be a Korean that the group doesn't trust at first?
stupid games, stupid prizes
Would be hilarious to see those people taking down trump signs in North Korea.
>>67605341
Suicide squad? That new superhero movie?
>>67605446
Of course, gotta be diverse, we could even make the korean a chick and fall in love with the black guy.
>>67605273
The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has a thriving tourism industry with many people from all corners of the globe welcome to our great nation who fall in love with the wonderful sights the hard working people of this great nation have crafted in our majestic capital of Pyongyang.
What a fucking idiot. He should have just walked into a government building and asked for one, they probably would have been more than happy to oblige.
>>67604753
>go to a country where they are taught to hate America from an early age
>hardly any Americans go there
>some N. Korenas think 'maybe American's aren't so bad, maybe there are good Americans out there'
>American does something stupid
Thanks a lot.
>>67605690
You piss me off so much Canada you know?
>>67604753
>15 years hard labour in North Korea
on the bright side, he won't be voting for socialists when he comes home.
>>67605446
The American appointed dictator of the enemy occupied southern half of our glorious nation.
>>67604753
Leave him there. Be a lesson to the rest of the idiots that go to NK, Iran, etc.
why didnt he just take a photo of the poster?
>>67605729
maybe not. They try to be very selective about what the outside world sees.
>>67605252
We avoid Brazil, don't we?
Repeating digits means the Navy Seals they send in to rescue him results in WW3
>I'll take 20th and 21st century Imperialism for $500 Alex.
>International media attention around a seemingly innocent foreign national visiting a country and getting into trouble.
>What is a CIA coup?
>Correct.
>>67605051
You mean the bay of pigs?
>>67605844
underrated post
>>67605729
This.
>>67604753
I feel sorry for him, but what a retard
>>67605795
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sTsRw_OJyFU
Have some wonderful patriotic music from this glorious nation as a gift
>>67605844
He'll probably be less of a faggot too.
>>67605941
The news showing EU and U.S people getting raped on Rio de Janeiro seem contrary to your post.
>tfw people actually go to that shithole of Rio de Janeiro
>>67605273
Because it's fucking weird and interesting,
>tfw you will never live in a country that worships trump like NK does Kim
>>67604753
Probably a Bernie voter, heard North Korea was Socialist and decided to take some free shit.
>>67604753
he will get amnesty and the US media wont report it
>>67605844
Ayyy thanks for the keks, bizarro leafless canada
Truman pulling back MacArthur was probably the biggest mistake any American president has done and will ever do
>>67604753
Why the fuck was he IN North Korea?
>>67604753
>going to north korea willingly
he deserves it for being a fucking retard.
Sucks to be him, but he should have known that there would be dire consequences. Hell, his tour guide probably gave him explicit instructions NOT to do stupid shit.
WHY WOULD ANYONE GO TO NORTH KOREA
>>67606097
I don't think this kind of action is actually great, it may alter the leader charateristic making him feel like he really is superior than anyone etc etc
But Trump should really win
>>67606142
Norks were like:
>"free"
>>67606181
MacArthur started it though.
>>67606181
MacArthur is one of the most over rated people in history.
>>67604753
>Student
Top kek!
>>67605161
Holy shit I feel bad for him.
That could have been any bonehead American kid that did that and he was the first one dumb enough to do it.
Absolute madman.
>>67604753
Who is this student and why would he do something so stupid? Pretty sure this guy was a plant by the U.S. government. That way they have an excuse to invade NK.
>america leans on china
>china leans on north korea
>north korea "deports" him back to USA
>everyone forgets about this in a week
It's literally nothing.
>15 of his best years
Should've just let asked for the firing line desu
>>67606206
Why aren't you in the glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ERLaZ488I6k
Here is an excellent concert from a very famous all female band here in Korea that is very popular across the globe, I'm sure once you learn more about this glorious nation and it's people and stop paying attention the slander your country produces you will see we are a great and peaceful nation
>>67606368
You think the CIA sent an intern to steal a poster?
obongo better do the right thing
and get that guy out of there.
can't have chinks humiliating Americans like that.
>>67604753
It will be 1981 all over again: he will be released on January 20th, 2017.
Why would you go to North korea
>>67604753
holy cuck
>>67604753
Based Best Korea
>>67606385
>That way they have an excuse to invade NK
Americans have been arrested in NK several times before this already
>>67606476
gooks probably would have done fucked up shit like rip out out his teeth and cut off his arms or something.
Gommies know how to torture in gulags
>>67606548
maybe, he could have been annoying as fuck.
>>67606220
>>67605273
>>67605252
What exactly is bad about this? At least he was prepared to be brave to go and see something with his own eyes and form his own opinion on it rather than listening to what the media tells you all the time while you sit on your couch like a good little plebeian.
>>67606548
Maybe the CIA is run like a frat?
We banned people from visiting Cuba for years except in small exceptions. How can we not ban travel to a country that we are technically at war with?
>>67604753
This kid is going to get his shit ruined.
Those North Korean labor camps are fucking brutal.
I feel bad for him, but he shouldn't have ever visited that shithole country.
>>67604753
>mfw I don't check the catalogue then make a post about this
>>67604753
Emperor Trump's rule should start by sending out missions to every country that has one of our people locked up in it and blow them the fuck out until we get our people back.
It would be a declaration to the world that we're adopting a more assertive foreign policy. It would tell them that we're not their bitch and refuse to be kicked around by them.
>>67606392
America and China both just sanctioned the shit out of the Norks, I'm not sure they have any sway left.
>>67604753
go to best korea
steal a poster
cry like a bitch
get 15 years hard labour
them norks aren't fucking around.
this bitch will be speaking gook and chanting propaganda slogans and praising Kim Jong Un in no time.
>>67606392
China won't lean on anyone when they are pissed with the US cockblocking them with that new missile defense system in South Korea.
>>67605261
they're a communist dictatorship. He could have asked for one and they probably would have gave it to him.
>>67606283
He was right in wanting to bring war to the commies
>>67604753
What does he expect?
Poland are going to send British children to prison for ten years for picking up broken junk from the ground in Auschwitz.
And Poland are meant to be based.
>>67606206
he was a commie KEK
>>67606683
You don't really need media that much to know those places are shit, my country is shit, entire america latina is hsit. Most asian countries are shit too, middle eaterns countries and the african countries
>>67604753
little shit wont be stealing peoples property anymore.
>>67605051
land of the free
That'll teach him the error of his ways through some good ol' hard work.
He'll come back a changed man and a reactionary.
>>67604753
>stealing a propaganda poster from a communist dictatorship
just
>>67606781
>be American
>walk into a NK government building to request papers
>get arrested as a spy
>>67604753
Peaceful protesters can't be disrespectful. Disrespect is prejudice + power.
>>67606810
Nope. That war would have been completely useless. Nixon proved that you can defeat communism without firing a single shot.
>>67606683
The guided tour you are given is complete facade.
>>67606816
the holohoax sites are literally sacred ground to the jews
it would be like taking a shit in in st peters basilica
Hopefully they will make his stay a little more interesting by shoving up a few fingers everynight on his moanful, tight and whiner butthole
>>67606712
But americans do stupid shit when they travel
They deserve it
They start smoking pot and share it in front of cops I have no idea how many americans I have seen be arrested for that
>>67606758
thats what they get for putting their country so close to our military base
>>67606683
and now he's finding out that it's exactly like the media say it is
>>67605161
What an idiot.
>waah please dont make do work, im just a student.
Just for that pandering bullshit im glad that they sentanced him.
>>67606732
It is not propaganda, it is the genuine and heartfelt beliefs of the nations people. We are a nation of patriots unlike America
15 fucking years
how much pottery in there
What a dumb fuck
Anybody who willingly travels to North Korea is a dumb fuck.
And you'd have to be a SUPER dumb fuck to deface anything in North Korea when you dumb fuckily travel there.
>>67606691
>you will be promoted if you go to north korea and get me a poster
>ok sir i will be back within the week
>mfw
>>67606283
>started it
>the Korean War
Okay.
>>67606323
>over rated
>when constantly attacked by left-wing academics
Okay.
![1426706538346[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Sx1vg35.jpg "1426706538346[1].jpg")
>>67605161
>that whining and moaning
Shit nigger, why are all american white bois such pussy little faggots?
>>67605684
>Of course, gotta be diverse, we could even make the korean a chick and fall in love with the black guy.
Now you're kiking.
>>67604753
Lovely. It's how the west should handle punishment
>>67604753
Well, he gets to experience Kims glorious Communism, from best koreas pov first hand, we shouldn't get him, for at least 5 years.
>>67604753
Look at the bright side: He'll get to live the Cold War again and not watch the decadence of the West due to SJWs and cultural Marxists.
>>67604753
holyshit, well that sucks for crybaby....
nah I bet he at some point, if not already, will be used as a bargain chip in some of their madness over there
all allegedly for a fucking sign, like a bernie shit...
>>67605513
This, did he think he could act however he wanted in a foreign country let alone NorKor?
This is why people hate american and british tourists
>>67605341
AY YO HOL UP
>>67607133
You realize this board has flags right? Go LARP somewhere else you fucking retard.
>implying big kim wont trade him back for whatever western luxury he is has a hankering for this week
he'll get traded back for a new pair of nikes probably
>>67605690
youre adorable
>>67604753
Surprised more people in the civilized world aren't outraged about this. Guy was clearly a moron but this is essentially publicized enslavement of a foreign citizen. It's frightening.
Will le magical negro president man do anything about it?
>>67606548
Funny part is you /probably/ could have asked someone for one.
>>67606683
>brave
you mean stupid
it's north fucking korea
>>67604753
>tfw under president Trump little Kim wouldn't have the guts to do this
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HATE OBAMA
>>67607253
>attempting to invade China
>not starting a war
>>67607088
HH
Americans that travel are dumbasses, on buisness/military, or are 40+ years old and studying history.
>>67607405
I need some context for that gif
>>67605844
>does a crime
>I-I dindu nuffin
>It's the commies fault not mine
No, I'm sure he'll be voting for dems. Niggers love not taking responsibility and blaming shit on others.
>>67605161
I don't know, man. You can never predict exactly how you would behave in such a situation but I'm pretty sure I wouldn't break down like a little bitch. Be firm and respectful, it's a communist dictatorship for Christ's sake.
Break down after you get 15 years hard labor.
>>67607411
probably for some WNBA stars to fuck
>>67607297
I take it you missed the reference.
>Chad thought he could do whatever he wants
>gets 15 years from based Kim
ayyy lmao
beta uprising when? All Chads need to get sent to labour camp
>>67607257
It is a proven fact that the American men especially those of the United States Army are feminized to the point that many of them are brainwashed into believing they are having their period when in reality the superior Asian bullet has pierced their gut. American men cower in fear at the power of the Korean army and send annual tributes to our nations proud leader.
>>67607492
Of course not, he's a white male.
>>67606683
Yeah and he got 15 years for taking a fucking poster. What a great idea he had, going there.
>>67604753
They were soft, really. Considering we're talking about NK
>>67605051
The Losers, liked that movie
>>67605886
According to this news below, he was offered money by a "deaconess".
Quote from article:
"He said a "deaconess" had offered him a used car worth $US10,000 ($14,000) if he could present a US church with the slogan as a trophy from North Korea.
The acquaintance also said the church would pay his mother $US200,000 ($280,000) if he was detained by the North and did not return, KCNA quoted Warmbier as saying."
>>67604753
I'm totally fine with this punishment. I hope we don't trade anything for him.
>>67604753
Can't he just escape to South Korea like the other citizens do?
Typical millennial idiot thinking other sovereign nations are Disney World. This isn't your subdivision's HOA meeting.
>>67604753
THIS SUMMER
FREEDOM IS ABOUT TO GO ORIENTAL
>>67607088
I've heard of exactly that.
We have a hippy town here where you can easily buy pot and smoke it if you're just low key about it.
One of my friends took a visiting Amerifriend and he got arrested for possession after pulling a bag out in front of a cop and waving it at him.
He's the only person I've ever heard of being arrested there for anything to do with weed.
They even have a weed festival there.
>>67604753
No tears for his retarded ass. He could have bought a poster in a shop or something.
And besides there is a fucking reason no American flight goes to NK. Shit I don't even think our passports work there.
Let him learn the ways of best korea first hand.
>>67607016
>be American
>walk up to your government tour guide
>ask politely if you can have a poster
>they say yes
or
>they say no
>>67607746
Here's the article
http://www.baka.com.au/world/american-student-otto-warmbier-sentenced-to-15-years-hard-labour-in-north-korea-20160316-gnkghw.html
>>67607519
>Implying Trump would lift a finger to help out a clear Retard.
It's Obama that will probably end up sending Joe over to negotiate his release (and touch a few small girls).
>>67604753
That poor bastard.
His life is fucked, oh my god.
The presidency needs to wager some deal to get that man out.
What does hard labor entail in a best Korean prison?
Honestly, I don't care. Make shit choices, eat shit consequences.
>>67607882
>http://www.baka.com.au/
NK has many different tours.
First is the totalitarian tour that all the media seeks out.
Second is the party tour, where you drink 24/7, and can wander away from the group and actually hang out with locals. They overlook this "transgression" so long as you don't do anything fucking stupid like political activism ripping down a poster.
Also this is a show trial, nothing will happen to this guy they'll trade him for something.
>>67606065
Rio is the best city to visit in brazil. your just mad you live in some shithole village
Why was he in best korea anyway?
>>67607928
A gulag-like labor camp I assume.
Are we already victim blaming in this thread?
>>67607746
i dont get it. why would a church have the least interest in NK. let alone offering fabulous cash prizes
>>67607975
Sydney Morning Herald, take the 3 capital letters
>>67607780
There has not been a single case of a citizen of the Democratic People Republic of Korea leaving the great nation but there has been hundreds of thousands of Koreans in the American occupied colony who have escaped for freedom to the Democratic Peoples Republic.
yuri was right
>student
Oh yeah goy, trust us it's just an innocent American student we swear, gotta protect the shekels with a war now!
>>67604753
>>67608117
I know, it just makes me laugh whenever I see it
>>67607549
Go watch danger 5. It's Australian shitposting manifest into television
>>67607026
topkek
Maybe Dennis Rodman can say hello to him when he visits NK next time.
>>67605844
He will have a lot of time to rethink his stance on punishing hate speech - since any action might fall under it.
>>67606085
Wow your comment and thinking made me rage
Why didn't he just ask if he could buy a poster?
>>67607746
Why couldn't he just buy some souvenir? Some little trinket? Do Norks not allow that shit or something? Wouldn't they want to spread their culture abroad?
>>67608024
This man speaks half the truth, the Korean government takes great pride in all visitors to our glorious nation and personally crafts the perfect holiday plan. There is no need to do anything else than what our great leader has come up for you.
>>67604753
This is exactly how it will play out.
>Kim test fires rinky dink missiles
>STOP THAT KIM
>NO...ALSO GIVE ME AID.
>NO AID UNTIL YOU STOP FIRING MISSILES!
>NO!....But I'll let round eye go
>FINE! BUT ONLY 1 BILLION DOLLARS IN AID! NO MORE!
>>67606234
> "Dont steal shit, you will legit get 15 years hard labor"
> "better steal some shit to be edgy so my WoW friends know how hardcore I am"
> IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME 15 YEARS HARD LABOR
>>67608216
>Australian shitposting manifest into television
That would be Fat Pizza
ITT
>he's such a pussy!
>he was an idiot for stealing in a dictatorship
You guys have been fooled by the propaganda of North Korea. I would believe him to be 100% innocent and that North Korea is making him (with the threat of death) act like a pussy and admit guilt before believing this propaganda. I mean do you guys realize that we are talking about North Korea here?
If he's an American citizen, I don't get how we're just sitting here while they hold our own. Fuck that. U.S. should declare war to get him back. Then we should punish him here for being a little smart fuck.
>>67605252
They've been making out like it's harmless fun in the last couple of years.
>COME LOOK AT THE WACKY PRETEND COUNTRY!
That said, apparently they DO warn you quite sternly that for all the wackiness, it's still a giant asylum run by a psychotic Man Child so to keep your arms inside the ride at all times.
>>67606371
Do I feel bad for him? Yes.
Is he a legit dumbass? Yes.
Should the world actually care? No.
There are a total of 2 people on the planet negatively effected here: Him and his mom.
>>67607882
I don't know why it pasted wrong before. Here is the correct paste.
http://www.baka.com.au/world/american-student-otto-warmbier-sentenced-to-15-years-hard-labour-in-north-korea-20160316-gnkghw.html
>>67605941
No, Brazil is one of the biggest tourist nations in the world.
>Spoiled brat goes to a hell hole because "OH DEY GOT SO MUCH SOUL" on daddies dime.
>He acts like a cunt "he did more then just that, he also removed their flag at the hotel" and brings shame to himself by acting like a little brat.
>DADDY COME HELP ME SURELY YOU GUYS WONT DO NOTHING BAD YOU GOT SO MUCH SOUL MUH WHITE PRIVILEGE WAYS I FIGHT FOR YOU KONY 2012!
>Sentenced to hard fucking labor for 15 years.
His dads face when he no longer has to deal with an obnoxious cum blob sucking his money dry.
>>67608388
Why is Kim so based?
>>67607975
The paste screwed up. This is the right article.
http://www.baka.com.au/world/american-student-otto-warmbier-sentenced-to-15-years-hard-labour-in-north-korea-20160316-gnkghw.html
>>67605161
>I HAVE BEEN VERY IMPRESSED BY THE HUMANITARIAN TREATMENT GIVEN TO SEVERE CRIMINALS LIKE MYSELF
Holy shit, imagine knowing that if you can't say that with a straight face they're going to put barbwire up your ass.
>>67608694
>he removed their flag
wait what?
>>67607526
>defending against Chinese regulars
>starting a war against China
They flooded over the Yalu River you damned cuck. You know nothing about military history or strategy. Get the fuck out.
>stealing from fucking north korea
Wat
>>67608694
>>67608740
>>67608616
s.m.h. is filtered to 'baka'
>>67608530
>Fuck that. U.S. should declare war to get him back.
But you cant declare war to North Korea, they have the nukes.
>>67606181
He was going to carpet bomb Chnna and North Korea with Nukes MacArthur was an asshole
>>67608505
There is no propaganda in the Democratic People Republic of Korea, he is not innocent and has committed a crime so heinous against the peoples of this glorious nation. Him admitting his guilt is do the fact that he felt so much shame harming the good nature of the people of this great country, how he has acted in the court is generally due to the more feminized men of the United States who very often feel the need to mutilate their genitals due to the unexplainable belief that were born the wrong gender.
>>67605950
There is no $500 dollar question in Jeopardy! retard.
>>67608793
From what I read before, the hotel he stayed at he acted very obnoxious to the staff, and there was a national flag, which he was trying to remove, thats how he was caught to begin with.
>>67608879
baka
>>67608740
wtf...the paste shows up on my scfreen but then this baka shit gets put in after I click"send"
>>67607863
Those are just retards then, nobody I know would be that dumb
>>67605735
during the Korean War we (US) fire bombed most if not all of the cities in North Korea, which were made out of wood . These cities burned like paper and our tactics were to burn as many civilians as possible and we killed hundred of thousands if not a few million. There's a reason they hate us.
>>67608882
Besides we've been at war with them for decades already
>>67608968
not any more. you must be 18 to post on /pol
>>67605051
We'll call them
Triple Threat Trio: Rage Brigade
>>67608927
Kim learned how to proxxy
>>67608879
Thanks, I thought I had a virus.
How do I get around this baka to baka filtering?
>>67604753
so when are American liberals going to protest for his release? :^)
>>67605051
this rich douchebag frat faggot is not worth one soldiers life
if this had never happened he would have never worked an honest day in his life
>>67607133
Sleeper Agent pls go.
>>67605051
Mystery Men?
>>67607895
>Obama helping Americans
Tell that to the marine whose been stuck in that shitty Mexican prison
>>67608879
baka
BAKA
baka
>>67609063
We do not Hate, like a Phoenix we rose from the ashes stronger than ever before
>>67609204
Right Korea dindu nuffin Wong!
>>67609183
there's no way to evade it I believe
Tell people to replace 'baka' with 's.m.h.' without the dots
>>67609204
When he covers himself in tar
>>67608530
To be fair, this isn't like Iran.
Although it's flagrant abuse and political grandstanding, he still went to North Korea.
Even if it's been made to appear safe, everyone knows it's still a risky proposition to some degree. It's like when Americans get kidnapped by ISIS while in Syria, although this is even dumber, since it's literally a state that the U.S. is at war with, not just a territory that terrorists inhabit.
It was like all those clowns who got arrested in the former soviet blocs back in the day and used as bargaining chips.
>>67608694
God damn it why did you have to post takamura. Now i feel the urge to post takamura.
>>67606683
His sightseeing is gonna be extended now, it seems. Should've listened to the media this time.
>>67609180
I can never claim credit for being the glorious leader
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WjV2EErPHdg
>>67604753
when you realize Trump could of used this to advantage if only this fuck was sentenced a weak earlier
Trump would of said some shit like how he would get him released ASAP as POTUS.
>>67609093
Oh. Sorry!
>>67605950
sure, and dennis rodman running interference to allow them to get intel.
this kid fucked up. we'll issue a "you shouldn't do that" statement and this kid will be gone. there's already plenty of american prisoners abroad. you can't save them all
>>67605051
if i had enough money i would do this, to bad kim will be vaporized.
>>67609394
Thanks Argentina !
>>67609599
no prob
>>67605051
Black dude in Aviator sunglasses, wearing a lion pelt sash around his waist, specialising in 'African Grappling'.
>>67608793
It wasn't really a flag. More a propaganda poster.
Same shit to the Norks though. Don't fuck with state propaganda. Might seem harmless to you, but that's like spitting on Dear Leader.
My friend went on holiday there last year. He said;
1. South Koreans and Americans are really risking trouble by going there.
2. You're told by tourist agencies in China (where he went in from) not to mock, joke or poke fun at ANYTHING there. Other tourists have and it really, really pisses them off.
3. Strictly do as your told and always ask permission to do stuff like talk to someone or take photos. They don't fuck around.
I got a bunch of sweet North Korean money from my m8. It's like 2000 Nork Dollars. Cost him 13 bucks Australian.
>>67607910
>Otto Warmbier
>American
No fucking way, something is up, plus his laughable acting at the trial.
>>67608927
Did he steal one of your North Korean Unicorns as well?
>>67609815
>taking a selfie with a stolen gun is as much as niggers can aspire to
>>67607257
I legit imagine an alpha black man would rip them all to shreds and break out of there. I have seen Alpha blacks take on 4-5 armed 220+ pound built sheriffs in America. There is no way these little asians could stop them.
Darwin still at work, after hundreds of years.
Do dumb shit, pay the price, your removed genes reduce the number of future dumb shit doers. Win/win for everyone. Should have taken an action packed trip to detroit instead.
>>67604753
he's 21? looks 35 or older to me
>>67604753
If he was that curious he could have just watched:
https://www.youtube.com/user/arampan/videos
I mean, there was no way he would have been able to watch anything but propaganda and get away with it anyway.
On the other hand, 15 years hard labor for stealing a post is overreacting to such a degree I don't even have words.
>>67609248
Are you talking about this guy?
The one who got released from Mexico and then got thrown in jail in Georgia on reckless/drunk driving charges?
How far can this guy play PTSD?
>>67608024
You'd have to be crazy to take the party tour.
If I got drunk I'd probably do something stupid like ask them why they don't overthrow kimmy
>>67604753
No doubt he'll be exchanged by the end of the year when we send lil' Kim more Big Macs and Basketball stars.
>>67609063
Is this for real, did we actually give them the tokyo fire raids treatment?
Why have I never heard this?
>>67607046
Then why is Hollywood still making movies? Why is Bernie Sanders popular among college students?
>>67607114
you only know that from the media so that's a non-argument.
Is there any actual evidence he stole the poster? I can't imagine anyone being stupid enough to try and steal from the Koreans.. They probably just made it all up and told him to fess up or they'd grow bamboo up his ass in a prison camp.
>>67609739
>African grappling
oh lord
>>67609904
He is a criminal, although the Korean people are a forgiving and accepting people. The cannibalistic... Sorry capitalistic Americans who would have put their own to death would not hesitate to make a foreign mans life one of suffering and torture before he is executed. Our generous leader has given this American criminal a chance to make up for his most unforgivable crimes
>>67605051
Each allied nation will provide one stereotype for the team.
>>67610339
Because then you'd know why they are so fucking crazy.
>>67610423
i don't doubt that he's been roughed up. but i also believe he did in fact try to take something that wasn't his.
thieves have never been taken kindly to in communists states
>>67607046
Yeah by giving complete control to Jews, you kike loving bastard
>>67605684
>make the korean a chick and fall in love with the black guy.
You fucking kikes never stop.
Graduated from UVA. Never met the guy but jesus christ I love my uni but we are having bad luck bears.
Rugby player kills girlfriend in 2010 or so.
Guy in one of my classes fell off roof and kill in 2011
Black townie kills girl in 2014
Faux rape scandal in 2014-2015
Now we're going international and fucking around in North Korea because this idiot wanted to impress one of the 'secret societies' at uva (far as I've understood them to be, basically just a highly selective and secretive frat)
I swear I am forgetting something. There was the black student who got beat up by the cops for some anti-alcohol thing.
>>67608403
http://totalfratmove.com/update-uva-theta-chi-arrested-in-north-korea-was-allegedly-stealing-a-banner-from-the-hotel-to-join-secret-society/
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/28/asia/north-korea-otto-warmbier/
The level of stupid involved is astronomical considering at no point did he stop and ask "oh shit what am I doing".
>>67609063
yea this. the hiroshima and nagasaki "experiment" went great. macarthur was ready to start dropping bombs on any population center
>tfw chinese genocide was considered by the west in that last 100 years
>>67610359
Communism as a political force is dead. The idea of communism/socialism is not, much in the same way that fascism is not "dead" even though it does not exist any more.
>>67610017
This is a bargaining chip. It's how Commies behave.
Watch Bridge Of Spies for a famous example;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TcT08NGbew
>Go to see your QT east german gf
>WHY DO YOU HAVE ECONOMICS BOOKS!
>I'm an econ student...
>SPREADING CAPITALIST DOGMA! 40 YEARS HARD LABOR!
>...But we'll let you out if you turn over that spy of ours you picked up in West Berlin thanks.
>>67605161
ok serious question.. what the fuck was he doing in North Korea?
>>67610920
Joining the millions of tourists who enjoy this wonderful nation
>>67605273
They like to see what it is living in a communist shithole technologically stuck in the 80s.
>>67609775
Iraq used to punish people for spilling coffee on the newspaper with Saddam Hussein on the front.
It's all this #openborders #equality-is-true-because-the-alternative-is-harder-to-process which has people forgetting that you won't leave dictatorship without abiding by every one of their customs.
>>67608885
You saying we shouldn't have you fucking commie?
Fuck the rice niggers, we need a war.
would you rather 15 years hard labor or a caning on international TV?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJlBT0-CU9c
>>67611264
i would rather be put in a gas chamber by emperor trump
>>67610452
Would you shut the fuck up already?
>>67610920
Tourism.
I said above, one of my m8's went. Just for the novelty. Lots of people go.
They do say to be very careful about your behavior if you're American. I don't think Japanese or South Koreans can go.
Americans didn't used to be allowed to go either.
>>67604753
good. teenagers need to learn actions have permanent consequences, not like all these second third fourth chances liberals are determined to shove down our throats at a high cost
>>67608075
It's strange because the world view of the people who came up with it is strange ...
>>67604753
I want to go on a guided tour of Nork Career while keeping my hands to myself of course. How to family?
>>67605273
you'd think they'd open up gift shops and just sell the propaganda posters to the tourists.
well, i guess they can have him make the posters instead.
are people in this thread ironically or unironically defending 15 years labor for taking a piece of paper?
>>67611463
I could be at peace with that. Honestly, I deserve it.
Little asshole shouldn't go into other countries and flout their laws. Fuck his punk ass.
>>67606012
I learned a Korean Word today Thanks Anon!
>>67610452
Did he or did he not steal a North Korean Unicorn? Answer the question.
>>67611708
I don't have much sympathy for people who do dumb shit like this.
If you must go to an oppressive police state for fucksake follow the rules
>>67605690
embarrassment to the leaf, faggat
