ITS HAPPENING
http://www.politico.com/blogs/2016-gop-primary-live-updates-and-results/2016/03/rush-limbaugh-bush-nominee-220805
Who /comeback-kid/ here?
GET HYPE! GET ON THE JEB TRAIN!
SHOW TRUMP THAT BULLIES NEVER WIN!
>>67599916
1st I supported trump, but now I'm #feeling #the #Jebmissle.
I'd clap for him.
>>67599916
So you came back to die with your party?
>>67600644
No, I came back to stop you!
>>67599916
PLEASE COME BACK JEB
Based yeb
>>67599916
That, makes no sense, Do they want the country destroyed by picking people who will lose to Hillary?
FOOLISH GUAC BOWL MERCHANT
I want it
bad
JEBHEADS UNITE !!!
If it really does come done to a brokered convenention (let's pray that it doesn't) I sincerely hope that the RNC nominates Jeb, as that decision would burn the party to the ground.
>>67600892
rush is just fumbling around for things to talk about
when you have to talk on the radio for hours all the time, sometimes you really have to scrounge for material
>>67599916
Please clap.
>>67601142
any non-trump decision would be pretty bad at this point
>>67599916
>lose the primary to win the general
He told us his plan from the beginning.
>>67599916
>who is rush limbaugh?
Jeb is Ded. His campaign buried. Cremated. Ashes mixed in guacamole. Eaten by no one.
JUST
GUAC
MY
CONVENTION
UP
>>67599916
YES
A chance to post my Jeb OC!
>>67599916
The Bush family are basically bed bugs.
I would bet my life that if I killed Jeb, his children, Neil et al, and anyone associated there would suddenly be an Arthur Reginal Bush running for Governor of Idaho...
Turtles all the way down
>>67599916
if he wants a race war he can try but the federal government already had to back down from white power groups 2 times. the last one was in west virginia. funny as hell
black power guys tried to show up to force them to change their flag after SC. but the previous spring break and the year before that nigs went around starting trouble including raping on the beach. the media tried to claim it was white people doing it but vids leaked showed like 99% nigs doing it to white women
anywho there was a standoff and the national guard couldnt do shit
WHO'S READY FOR THE GUAC UPRISING
>>67599916
Foolish guac bowl merchant.
So I was listening to Rush today
He did say this but then 10-15 minutes later after talking with his producer he concluded that Paul Ryan would actually be the GOP-e "sneak" nominee, if there was one. Just saying.
>jeb comes back to the race 5x strong and witty
http://youtu.be/mEL7w7s-zYk
Never too late to dream
If the RNC nominate Jeb Bush, that's the end of the Republican party.
If Jeb is the nominee I'm going to vote for that fat girl from that TLC show out of spite, I encourage you to do so too. In fact don't even look up her name, just write in "that fat girl from the TLC show."
>>67601714
>Paul Ryan
>the guy who got destroyed by Uncle Biden on national television
>president material
Rush needs to lay off of the oxy.
>>67599916
YES! Imagine trumpfags getting BTFO by guacabowle.
>>67602122
>destroyed by Uncle Biden on national television
When will this meme end?
Liberals just repeat "le uncle joe is so funnay!! hahahaha!!!" and try to turn Biden into anything other than the joke that he has been his whole political career.
He acted like a child at that debate and anyone with a brain said that Ryan won.
>>67602913
He put that little shit in his place. Republicans had been building him up as a god-tier policy wonk who would eat Biden alive. When they saw him letting Biden treat him like a bitch the American public lost all respect for him. And who could blame them?
>>67602913
Biden crushed Ryan in the debates, almost as bad as Trump slapped around Jeb. It's not even a question.
>>67602913
Ryan is a wimpy little faggot that let Obama have his amnesty Omibus Bill and called it a "win"
He did terribly in the debates because he couldn't handle Biden's banter and just sat there like the good little cuckservative he is.
>>67599916
I miss Jeb. The memes were amazing.
>>67604003
top kek
This just might be hilarious enough to work. Honestly out of all the options to fuck over Trump, Jeb would piss me off the least. Think of the non stop memes for months. Years if he wins against Hillary.
SLOW
>>67604192
Me too, but I'm kind of glad he's enjoying time with this family now, you know?
If this happens, which I wouldn't doubt it might, there will be riots rivaling a chimpout.
>>67599916
zombie jeb campaign
this is what you get for not shooting his campaign in the head
TRUE JEB HEADS UNITE
>>67604438
>Zombie
So that's why the called Mitt Romney!
Does the GOP not want to win?
>>67602913
Did you watch it? Biden refused to take him seriously, either as a candidate or a man
>>67604327
AND
>>67603685
>>67604443
I will always feel bad for Jeb! The guacamerchant was just a child in a pen of bulls.
>>67600644
>>67604294
What happened to his wife
>>67604642
STEADY
>>67599916
My god, the term "Cuckservative" has never been more appropriate. They literally fucking hate themselves.
WAKE ME UP
>>67599916
He's been perfecting the perfect guac recipe. Now he's back for vengeance. Candidates that can't take the heat better get out of the kitchen. Chef Jeb(!) is back.
>>67604774
She's a Mexican past the age of 21
lol no. ITT GOP establishment shills.
The American people remember the other Bushes and neither were amazing, with the most recent one being absolute trash and an eternal embarrassment to conservatives everywhere. Just his name alone means people won't vote for him. To top it off he is a low energy cuck with zero personality.
If the establishment used the convention to steal the peoples vote from Trump and give it to Bush it would piss Trump supporters off so much they would likely not even bother to vote, and some might even vote for Shillary. All it would mean is a historic Clinton landslide victory.
Jeb Bush will never be president. Deal with it.
>>67604987
>the age of 21
More like 18.
>>67604774
Wow you apologize right now anon. You better take that back she is the greatest woman in the world.
>>67605035
>>67599916
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE
Jeb! is back baby!
;_;
>>67605136
"I won't apologize because I've said nothing wrong"
>>67604294
holy shit
that ain't real
not real
this is fake
REPTILIANS ARE NOT REAL
>>67605000
LOL
>>67604294
What...
The...
Fuck..
Is..
Going...
On..
With...
Her...
Legs...
And..
Her arms???????????
I'LL BUY YOUR GUAC BOWL JEB!
>>67604294
Jeb left his wife out in the sun too long and she started to melt
>>67605456
hold me anon
>>67599916
>JEB IS A
>>67599916
I'd only allow this if dens nominate Bernie and then me me magic will give us another yr 2000
>>67603302
>>67604640
The problem was with everyone underestimating Joe Biden.
Joe Biden has been around for way to long just to get stumped. Dude is a lifer and has mad experience.
>>67605624
GOBLIN FUCKER
>>67605373
CHING CHONG LING LONG
>being japanese
>>67604294
do you think she'll go see the ghostbusters movie
>>67599916
lol
>>67605624
BIG FAT MISTAKE
>>67605716
Obese and ruled by Hillary Clinton
>being American
>tfw JEB STILL DAFAQ UP cliqqing dat mufuckin lyk button
>>67604294
>>67605395
>>67605456
http://news.yahoo.com/bush-says-2016-announcement-tout-tenure-florida-154249809--politics.html
It's fucking real. No photoshop.
Honestly i'd love to see Jeb come back for the memes alone
It would be hilarious
>>67604443
>>67604276
Holy fuck reading these make me feel so goddamn sorry for Jeb
Please stop, we already beat him bad enough
>>67605169
Jeb is just adorable. I bet he's a very sensuous lover.
We are all secretly jeb
I welcome Jebs return to be quite honest, the memes just haven't been as good since he left
>>67604917
i-is that marco rubio?
>>67599916
>http://www.wnd.com/2016/03/soros-money-funding-kasichs-presidential-bid/
KASICH IS FUNDED BY GEORGE SOROS
WHT DOES NO ONE TALK ABOUT THIS???
THIS TELLS YOU ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT WHATS GOING ON
LETS MEME MAGIC GEORGE SOROS INTO THE GRAVE WITH THE DANCING SKELETON OF MAGA
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRNxg-dTpPs
DEATH WILL COME IF YOU MENTALLY PROJECT "GO SKELETON GO"
MAKE SOROS THREADS
DONT LET THEM SLIDE THEM AND HIDE THE TRUTH
>>67605823
>Post as much Jeb as you want, you'll never vote for the leader of the western world
CHING RONG DING DONG
>>67605225
:(
>>67601548
Kek
>>67599916
>>67605904
This is all I got, without dragging his wife and kids in to it.
>>67606032
Ruled by a black, soon to be ruled by a woman.
>LEADER OF THE WESTERN WORLD
Jeb and his turtles leaves me feeling all squishy and child-like inside.
Uhhhhhh... So this comic literally predicted the future?
SLOW
AND
STEADY
Trump VP when? Can you imagine the crazy antics! It's like a real life sitcom! They could make a reality show.
>>67604294
Someone needs to shop Jaden Smith's face on this.
Was Jeb a good governor?
>>67606370
>How can Republicans be real if guac isn't real?
>>67606311
>C'mon Jeb, more energy!
>>67600751
Jebheads are BACK, baby! Slow and steady wins the race.
>>67599916
Time dust of my cuckabowle
>>67606241
Pretty much.
>You can still donate to his campaign.
>>67605874
how could you do this to your kids? honestly this makes me hate him. he obviously doesn't give a shit.
>>67605518
My fucking sides. Getting spanked with a shoe
>>67604294
>>67604294
Mashed potatoes
>>67606311
I honestly couldn't even imagine President Trump and Vice President Jeb! But now that the idea is there I must have it.
>>67606419
no
http://www.politico.com/magazine/story/2015/01/jeb-bush-terri-schiavo-114730?o=0
>>67606054
Feels
>>67599916
I would vote for Hillary.
If Jeb comes back to the convention archvillain style and pushes Trump's shit in, I'd have to respect that.
>nominating the exact reason people flocked to Ted and Trump in the first place
>not even an attempt at an olive branch
>democrats hate the bush name with a passion too
People would get fucking murdered for trying this
>Was losing every state by a huge margin and being constantly humiliated a part of your master plan?
>n-no of course not....I mean yes--yeah haha def-definitely
>>67607049
He should come back in a mask and cape and act like Butters when he's Doctor Chaos.
The republican convention is going to be a fucking wrestling match
>mfw it comes down to a three way race between Jeb, Hillary, and Trump as an independent
I'm really feeling it guys
I think I've been caught in the #JebWeb
>>67599916
>Bush gets the nom
>people are outraged, feel cheated, desire a higher energy candidate
>Trump runs as independant, rips up his agreement with the GOP and shits on it
>yeb gets 3% of the vote
Please sweet /pol/ gods. Grant us, your scumbag servants your meme magic. Please give us Jeb. Start rolling. Meme Magic, niggers. I love seeing that man suffer.
>>67607313
>Jeb Web
Makes it sound like he married Jim Webb.
Stop bullying Jeb
>>67601159
Are you fucking serious? This is entirely plausible.
He knew all along. The absolute madman.
>Cleveland convention proceeds
>The vote is brokered and second ballots are announced
>Before even half are counted, Jeb Bush strides out onto stage early waving and congratulating
>He blew the fix
>Angry Trumpers storm the stage
>With every punch, turtles fly off into the audience from Jeb's body
>tfw I can't help but feel bad for Jeb
If he fucks Trump out of the nomination though he deserves to be buried with those pocket turtles.
>>67599916
slow and steady wins the race
This would be incredible
For the sheer incredulity of it, Jeb is the only person I'd take besides Donald
Who here is ready to vote for Romney/Bush 2016? I can feel the excitement already.
>>67600892
Right vs left never mattered. There is only establishment vs the rest of us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wd5ynQjM4Y
>>67599916
>Jeb rolls into Cleveland in a Trojan Avocado to steal the Nom
>>67608376
>>67608234
"The best news of the day was that my mom finally said I was her favorite," Bush, the former Florida governor, quipped to his mom.
"Oh no I didn't," she said laughing. "You mean of all of the children?"
"Yeah," Bush deadpanned.
"No," she quipped.
>>67608495
There are seriously republican strategist that believe this crap. I just heard one on NPR.
LET'S START THIS MOVEMENT
Jebheads crashing a Trump rally when?
>>67599916
SLOW AND STEADY WINS THE RACE!
CAN'T HURDLE THE TURTLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFYQA0H7sH4
>>67604294
I AM LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD JESUS CHRIST, WHY AM I JUST NOW SEEING THIS
Trump will negotiate with the big wigs and Yeb will be his Vice President.
After 8 years of Trump it will be Yeb's turn.
>>67608566
>jokes
150+ replies and no one has pointed out that Jeb is a mess?
>Jeb posting is back
Nice
>>67601002
I can't believe I singed all of this
>>67604294
At least she dont gotta get on her knees to blow him
>>67609043
BIG
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>>67609043
Jeb is a waste
>>67608089
Come on as a white supremacist you gotta admit Bush/Romney vs. Clinton/Sanders is an amazing fuck you to Obama and minorities. (I know hes a Jew but most probably don't, blacks HATE him)
Only reason I don't mention Trump is I think he is competitive and will allow Rubio or Carson in for the votes.
>>67603685
>40 pound curls
>>67606156
Japan, play nice, or we'll withdraw our military support and let China force your children into sweatshops.
>>67610529
What is he watching
>>67610510
And you fuck off or we'll cut off the anime supply and your neckbeards will all rise up and riot.
It'll be like a chimpout, only with fat white guys who can organize.
>>67610776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfX0H9v5_3k
>>67610776
Supergirl.
She's hot.
>>67599916
Yeb is a mess
>>>/f/3042327
>>67604099
>>67612931
From thsi.
>>67604626
>mfw that last sentence.
>>67599916
What the Republicans don't seem to understand at this point is that any establishment candidate getting the nomination would irreparably destroy the party.
The JUST man
I wish i could vote, i'd definately vote for him
>>67614000
JEB IS A MESS
The very first goblin first lady.
>>67599916
"THE DARK PACT HAS BEEN MADE
REMEMBER, YOU ARE OURS NOW"
-Establishment Fucks
>Forcing Bush vs Clinton 2.0
The republican party would be completely dead.
...maybe they should do it after all.
>>67614255
STOP RIPPING US IN TRADE
>>67614185
What the fuck, is this real? thats hilarious
>>67599916
guacamole jeb will never launch a comeback
I guarantee that
>>67601002
>that double meter drop after the bridge
YIKES! You really jebbed that one up
>>67604294
i never knew danny devito was friends with the Bushes....
all you cunts had a good laugh at jeb didnt you. us jebheads have been waiting knowing this day will come jeb has been pulling the strings from behind the scenes the whole time the ruse of dropping out was to make it seen like it wasnt so one sided literally every thing thats happened in this campagn has been a chess move of jeb you are all nothing but pawns when the jeb plan comes full circle he will be elected with over 90% of the vote many of you will kill yourselves with regret of not being a jebhead from the start but its ok youve simply been outsmarted by the pinnacle of man kind John Ellis 'Jeb' Bush
>>67599916
Doesn't he have to win at least 8 states to be nominated?
>>67600751
I forgot about that chaos candidate shit. I swear Trump polled the best during that period because a chaos candidate sounds fucking awesome.
>>67614000
CHECK'D
>>67602913
>that pic
>mfw my OC finally appears in the wild
>>67599916
Looks like Rush is popping pills again.
BRING HIM BACK!!!!
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>>67605904
This, stop it! Leave him alone he's already dead.
>>67606054
Awwwwww nice mice n men reference.
>>67599916
>>67599916
I would completely ironically vote for him tbqhfam
>>67608234
I liked this one from the Cantstumpthetrump guy more:
https://youtu.be/zDkxJu8WiE4?t=2m45s
>>67604923
>jeb couldn't even afford proper anti-aliasing
HIS CAMPAIGN IS AS LOW ON FUNDS AS IT IS ON ENERGY
>>67618458
Nah, he was fading from the visible spectrum pretty bad at that point.
>>67606054
>the black hand
hee hee
>>67618458
HA/10
>>67601573
Got any links for a read?
>>67618458
i died
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes!
JEB MANIA!!!
He'd kill the party if he did. Would be funny.
>>67606129
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING
>>67606129
WHAT DO I SEE?
>>67606129
A PILE OF SHIT, STARING AT ME
>>67606129
I CLOSE MY EYES, I STEP AWAY
>>67601573
Fuck off no one is afraid of faggot white supremacists. Alabama Militia omg!
JEB!
>>67606129
NO MATTER WHERE I GO THERE'S NO GETTING AWAY
>>67602913
>>67606129
TAKE THE POO, TO THE LOO
TAKE THE POO, TO THE LOO
TAKE THE POO, TO THE LOO
TAKE THE POO, TO THE LOO
P-P-P-P-POO EVERWHERE
PP-P-P-POO NEXT TO YOU
P-P-P-P-OO WHERE IS THAT LOO?
>>67606129
I STEP OUT ON THE STREET, WHAT DO I SMELL?
>>67606129
SHIT THAT'S STINKING TO HIGH HELL.
>>67606129
I HOLD MY BREATH, I STEP AWAY
>>67606129
BUT EVERYWHERE I GO THERE'S NO GETTING AWAY
>not wanting Clinton v Bush part 1000
Honestly just give them the white house. Make every future president a member of one of those families. Bush's represent repubs and Clintons rep the dems.
>>67602913
If you can't say your positions with conviction, than it doesn't matter if some nerd reading your transcript thinks you won.
The guac merchan is making a come back! HELL YES! I LOVE WATCHING THIS GUY FAIL.
>>67620396
Get that wire out of your face you faggot
>>67604987
In Cali the Mexican women look bomb. Not sure wtf you talking about
>>67599916
somewhere his brother is eagerly awaiting this just so he can laugh some more at his brother failing so phenomenally bad he'll be written outta the will
When did YEB! endorse Cruz?
Why was he standing behind him during tonight's speech?
>>67599916
>>67599916
he reminds me of the guy in the cuck porn movies
