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Daily reminder that behind every Aussie shitpost is a depressed Australian crying for help.
Do your part and help a bogan out.
Tell him he's funny, tell him he's smart, tell him that vegemite is a real food.
Australians are an important part of /pol/ ecology. Without them, the bottom-feeding Canadians will overpopulate the board and shit all over the place.
>>67598520
Argentinians are worse senpai.
@67598520
Fuck off retard, we're just laughing while you elect a fascist instead of a good candidate
#FeelTheBern
pls help
Shut the FUCK up and get the FUCK off of MY board
>>67598520
You forgot to mention they are great at bantz :^)
>>67598806
>>67598844
Keep dreaming, Shotstanian.
>>67598520
You know what? I'm bloody well sick of this shithouse attitude 4chan in general has against us Aussies. You know why we "shitpost"? Because the rest of you post such wanky, smart-arse bullshit the only way worth responding to you is through trolling yous fuckwits.
Did you know Australia is 2nd in the HDI index? Fair dinkum, our nation full of battlers who half-arse literally every aspect of our work ethic is the 2nd best in the world, behind some fucking bjorns who struck oil. That's why we're arseholes. Because as thick as we are, as pissed as we are, and as larrikin as we are, we know we're cashed up, cheerin and heaps better than your pissweak country. And we're not even trying.
>>67598806
LMAO xD
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They've also got delicious cuisine!
>>67598806
Shhh it's okay I think Lord of the Rings is a great movie.
>>67598930
You're funny, you're smart, and vegemite is a real food.
Fuck Australians, those aborted useless cunts should rot in hell.
>>67599070
you're not a fat cunt
>>67599152
Would still be > Mexico
>>67599001
>over 9000
I shitpost therefore I am.
When you see us stop, you will know we lost our identity.
>>67598930
You're funny. You're smart. Vegemite is a real food.
>>67599214
Thanks Zyzz. You're a sick cunt. Please continue to watch over my gainz.
>>67599001
is this english?
>>67598520
It's ok Australia, you're still better than Britain.
>>67599001
You know if we took out all the blacks our HDI would probably be #1.
I feel bad for Australians... the sun beats down so hard over there, and there are so many icky bugs.
Remember to wear sunscreen ausbros. Stay strong
>>67599001
tl;dr
kys you mad assed mongoloid.
your country is a breathing meme, you literally exist solely because america needs a place that looks prettier than california to vacation to so we can get paid leave.
>>67598520
at least Canadian election don't have retards running in them
>>67598520
Help us Ameribros!
>>67599594
Thanks for the support, you sick cunt
>>67598844
We love you
>>67599585
that will never happen. you're so cucked even your president is a nigger.
niggers define the real murika
>be Australian
>can't reply because Internet to slow
>his flag has a cuckstamp
>>67599585
>took out all the blacks
LOL with no free labour from Slavery, you would have let the commies get to the moon if that happened
>tfw no one to make Australia great again
All we have is shit post
>>67600218
>be Amerinig
>can't reply because English no good
>>67599507
It's proper Strine, you chuzzwozzer.
>>67600078
That's okay, I live in a gated white community and own a firearm so I'll be alright.
You guys make really good jokes and are NOT obnoxious tourists.
>Canadian posters used to be wallflowers that hardly anyone paid attention to, and occasionally were teased with "aboot" and moose.
>Australian posters were universally laughed at for being a shitty no-fun-allowed nanny state full of deadly creatures.
>>67600020
Aussies and Americans are eternal bros.
Reminder that burgers who hate on straya are probably spics or nigs.
Reminder that bogans who hate on murica are probably abos or chinks.
>>67598806
vegemite is alright, sport
>>67598520
I'd rather have an Aussie than a Canadian that's for damn sure.
>>67598806
y-you are funny
you're a cuntlicker
>>67599001
>Did you know Australia is 2nd in the HDI index?
Maybe if you let the emus kill the abos you'd be first.
>>67600527
Anyone seeking to create divisions anywhere in the mighty anglosphere is probably a jew in all likelyhood
>>67598806
your funny, smart, and Vegemite is a real food.
>>67600020
I think roos look a lot like deer. whats are an aussies thought on this?
>>67600690
The only thing more of a violent pest than the emus are the abos though.
Australia is literally a den of retards figuring out how to thrive together.
>>67599001
Well said, Bruce!
You'd be knackered if your grandpa was a crim and all there was to eat on the island was kangaroo jerky
requesting the dancing strayan gif
it makes me giggle every time.
>A group of islanders somehow more degenerate than Japan
wew fucking lad we've gone full circle guys
I honestly don't mind aussies. A few years ago I used to post in their AFL threads after I got a free season pass online. Pretty fun game to watch as well. It's like quidditch in a sense.
>>67598806
U mad?
>>67600405
DUDE
>>67600267
>current year
>spelling labor "labour"
Still cucked by Britain after all these years.
>>67600841
Tiny bit, more like a giant mutated rat.
>>67598806
>@
It's time for you to go back to Tumblr, faggot.
>>67601027
Emu soldier, mullet akubra
There was an emu soldier in the heart of Australia
imprisoned in England, brought to Australia
Starving on arrival, fighting for survival
Said he was an Emu soldier
>>67600704
Brexit when?
>>67598806
>>67599001
Don't do it Australia bro people care about you
>>67601176
>dem gains
fuuuark
>>67600704
or kebab
Australians are ok, I've always thought of them as New Zealands big brother who has crippling brain damage from getting in too many foights
>>67598520
This is sadly pretty true.
>>67601011
I'd like the flags asking if "anyone has seen Australia".
>>67598806
You are smart, funny, and vegemite is a real food.
I don't even like vegemite
>>67599001
You're funny. You're smart. Vegemite is a real food.
>>67601011
CRIKEY
>>67599067
FAIRY BREAD
>>67602183
>>67599001
fucking love you ausfag
>>67599001
fresh copy pasta
>>67602389
Original
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oB55VG3PUYQ
>>67599001
>>67602899
I was not expecting that fucking whip to the face kek
>>67600362
We had tones, but I reckon he was about 4 years ahead of his time sadly
>>67598806
Good one buddy!
>Be australian
>Go to the beach
>Woman screams and dies in the water
>Must be irukadnji season
>Decide to sunbathe instead while eating vegemite
>Was going to wash it down with freshly made milo but a redback got into it
>No matter. will just walk down to that nearby stall and order a beer
>[auto disconnect: 19s] warning appears
>Oh shit why now
>Run to the stall as fast as you can
>$4.99 for a single can. nice
>Just as you're about to drink have a drink, you [timeout]
>Log back in, you find yourself back at your house
>Walls fail to render and you see your gf getting drilled by your abbo neighbor at the next house
I love Australia. I identify as an Australian. I'm actually going to smuggle myself into Australia and become an Aussie in a month.
>>67604178
>>[auto disconnect: 19s] warning appears
kek
>implying this aussie vs american business isnt jewry
>>67598806
But I want a fascist.
I fuckin love aussie cock
>>67598520
>yfw we get cucked again and it gets moved to category C
Next time you boys will show those emus whose boss.
>>67599594
You get used to the sound of skin audibly crackling under the heat after a while
