>tfw he uses "mate" when he's not a Brit or an Aussie
m8
>>67586681
agreed, very awkward and cringey, especially americuns
>>67586681
fedora wearing faggots may occasionally. I've only ever said m8 in an ironic fashion with a faggy bong accent
>>67586681
don't get mad mate. Thanks for your language and Imperial sensibilities. No thanks for the Puritans though.
>>67586681
show me
I picked it up from here
We're just taking the piss m8
Better than using Zee because it rhymes with a nursery song
w-what about me
>>67586681
Jesus fuck, I worked with some douchebag who did this, zero self awareness. He'd approach customers and say 'Can I help you mate?' in a rapid and nasally Northeast dialect and they'd do a double take not quite knowing if he sexually propositioned them or not. I'd die a little each time.
>>67587794
you're a Brit you cunt
oi yer fokin takin the piss you fokin wanker
>>67586681
That is OUR word, and he's got no right using it.
>>67587794
So Irish deny being part of the British isles? Even Orkney and Faroe islands are probably British isles.
>tfw he uses "dude" when he's not Canadian or American
>>67587707
Explain to me why Zed makes more sense, britcuck.
>he's autistic
>>67586681
This B8s the M8s
>>67586681
gr8 b8 m8 str8 8/8
Can we just get a list of words Americans just cant pronounce?
>twat
>cunt
>aluminium
. . . . . . . . . . .
>>67592393
>The zed pronunciation is older, and it more closely resembles the Greek letter, zeta, from which the English letter is derived. And zed is closer to other languages’ spelling and pronunciation of the letter; for instance, the French say zède, German speakers say zet, and Spanish speakers say zeta.
>>67592393
Z sounds like C. Zed is clearer.
>>67592393
>inb4 "it's more similar to its Greek roots"
Lets just start calling B bed then.
>>67586681
BOT's say mate, as well.
I usually have to do a double take when murricans say it.
I think it's kind of cute but it sounds dodgy and forced desu
>>67593057
>aerospace
>aeronautics
>aeroplane
Wait that isn't right
>he unironically calls burgers "yank"
>>67593360
WHAT THE FUCK HOLY SHIT RARE
RARE
RARE RARE
RARE RARE RARE
>>67586681
OI M8, I SWEAR ON ME MUMS LIFE THAT I WILL KNOCK YOU IN DA GABER M8
>>67592392
>>67592393
What the fuck, Ausbro. Stop stealing my disney princess reaction images.
>>67593076
Bad reason.
>>67593168
Good reason.
>>67586681
>>67587110
At least those faggots only do it here, meanwhile bongs unironically use American slang irl
>>67593845
Bermuda, mate.
>>67593360
>>67593845
>>67594215
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heVtxRwV23g
>>67593168
C and Z also sound like B, D, E, G, P, T, and V. Let's change ALL of their names so they sound different.
>>67594215
How many people you've known have gone missing over the years?
>>67586681
don't h8
>>67586681
>tfw he says he is "first world" but has the most sand niggers of the anglo-sphere
>>67594020
I do it irl because I don't give a fuck what you fags think. It's a fucking word m8
>>67593057
>aluminium
You mean words Brits can't spell?
>tfw brits and strayans tentatively deploy the slang they suppose theyre supposed to
fuck off mate
>>67594020
Dude would be a pretty weird thing to say here if that's what you mean
>>67594751
Add maneuver to that list and aluminum and lieutenant to a list of words bongs can't pronounce.
>>67593057
they don't know how to pronounce the names craig and graham
>>67594402
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heVtxRwV23g
Feel free to blow me here.
>>67594434
Only a few thousand.
>>67594953
How do you pronounce Graham if you don't mind me asking? Its my last name and I don't think I've met a single person that has pronounced it the way my family does.
>>67595215
gray-um
>>67595215
Gray-um
Lads.
>>67586681
ayy fuck off mate
>>67595215
grey ham
>when a brit tries to sound american
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FKwyA_Ve3g
most cringeworthy shit, i fucking hate londoners
>>67595274
>>67595344
Yeah that's exactly how I say it, but all my life in school and work I've been called Gram.
>Brits claim that their style of English is the correct one
>get angry when foreigners try to use that style
Battle of the Carl Sea
>>67594920
they also can't pronounce "house" or "either" tbqh
>>67595350
back to /sp/ pal
this is strictly an anglo discussion
>>67586681
>tfw he uses "dude" when he's not an American
>>67594920
>man - oo - ver
or if youre posh
>man - youv - our
nought wrong with aluminium pal, you've got that wrong
loe - ten - unt
>>67595882
have know idea what youre on about with house. Theres two ways of pronnouncing either and they are both widely accepted and used.
> ee - ther
> iyth - er
>>67596681
>iyth-er instead of either
>rec-iyve instead of receive
>hoase instead of house
>corrupting the word alumium into aluminium
>britcucks in charge of pronunciation or lexicography
>mfw
>>67596681
we pronounce it lef ten ant
>>67596119
well done mate. your speaking our entire language give or take pronunciation of a few dozen words and the misunderstanding of 'smart'
>>67594920
>lieutenant
leff + ten + ent
>>67596119
fuck off with your low quality trump hat memes, faggot
>>67597220
>your speaking our entire language
>your
>a language belonging to anyone
kek
>>67597458
> picking out your/youre/you're on 4chan
c'mon pal, lets try some structured arguments and valuable points that we might actually gain some understandings from
>>67586681
Is this b8 m8 don't h8
>>67597458
You're grammar a shit
>>67597974
>gain some understandings
>entertains ownership of a language
kek
btw you guys say garrij instead of garage, pretty weak tbqh
can donald trump build a second wall around london to keep the rest of england safe
Tfw non americans posting about national American politics and have the audacity to talk back to Americans about it. Eurogarbage is ruining this board.
A B C D E F Ged
H I J K L M N O Ped
Q R S T U Ved
W X Y and zed
>>67598421
I disagree with your opinion
>>67598523
You missed one, their teachers ruined everyone in their 20s or younger to pronouce H as haitch.
>>67598523
we actually sang something like this in nursery
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpZ3xRxaSpk
Every time I think zed v see though I keep thinking of Bruce Willis riding off with that cutie in Pulp Fiction
>>67594215
>>67594402
>>67593845
>>67593360
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_5_AD9wXuY
>>67598523
A Bed Ced Ded Ed F Ged
H I J K L M N O Ped
Q R S Ted U Ved
W X Y and Zed
Fixed it for you
Also, what's today's date?
Is it MARCH 16th or are you a pretentious turd who says "the 16th of March"?
If the latter, European dates are for you.
If you like to be quick and make reasonable points, you might be American.
