WE HELD THE LINE
TYBG
>>67583837
Your fellow Missourians are about to hand Bernie a victory too, drumbfuck.
>>67584209
Bernie's campaign is dead anyways, for once Shillary did something right and ended the little fucker.
>>67584355
He's not going to back down until all 50 states have voted though, and if he goes 3-2 (which is likely given Hillary's shrinking razor thin lead in Illinois) or even 4-1, this is unlikely to sway that. I'd be more worried given he's far more dangerous to the god emperor than a mere criminal.
>>67584696
That's his loss.
>>67584209
His campaign is dead. It is nice to see that my state didn't vote for the bitch though. Gives me some hope for local politics/the november vote on marijuana legalization
>>67584756
Idk though, especially since most of the states voting in the future are North and West vs the Southern states where Clinton has a great deal of sway. (see: lots of black voters)
>>67584978
They still have tens of millions in their piggy bank though, and better states to work with going forward. Such presumption is very dangerous imo.
Good job Missouri-bros
ALso your post along with the picture made me laugh so thanks for that
>>67585495
Clinton is not just winning due to blacks.
>>67585495
get real, he's not going to make up that deficit.
it's sad but it's true: Trump really is going to be our next president
>>67583837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-Cqkq6zWc
We may have won this battle against the SJW scum, but the cancer is already spreading to Harvard and Yale.
Wait - do I get a ban for posting more than this, in a real question, and yet this it OK? And I get a warning for putting the word "reported" in a post on a Trump GENERAL SHILL EDITION thread when there are 5 already?
FUCK YOU MODS. FUCK YOUR FAMILY. YOU SUCK DICKS AND I WILL FUCK YOUR MOTHERS.
Good work based Missouri, MAGA
BASED MISSOURI DONT LET ME DOWN
I EMERGED FROM A KFC CHICKEN BOI IN 2006 TO A 6 FIGURE MAGA GUY TODAY
HOLD THE GOD DAMNED LINE
DON'T FUCK THIS UP MO
PLEASE BASED KEK, HELP US
SHUT OUT THE RAT
TAKE AMERICA BACK
>>67584696
The longer he drags it out the better. Hopefully more of his supporters get disillusioned, and stay home in November.
>>67583837
Hahaha, Hillary ruined Sanders in St. Louis City. Too many black people.
BASED MISSOURI DONT LET ME DOWN
Trump for win trump for life
ALL PRAISE BE TO KEK
GO TRUMP GO
I love being neutral and seeing everyone shit theuir pants
ONLY 0/6% TRUMPETERS, YOU HEARING THE INCOMING CRUZ MISSILE YET?
Sorry about Ohio, guys. Lots of old Jews here and a whole lot of blacks voting Clinton. A lot of people didn't even vote today, we'll get em next time.
>>67588968
>neutral anon here
>>67583837
Proud day to be a Missourian.
>>67588968
SLOW AND STEADY
>>67583837
I almost didn't vote today I'm glad I did though considering how fucking close it is jesus.
>>67583837
>WE HELD THE LINE
>TYBG
Florida Here! Congrats, MissouriBro!
>>67587454
Trump won't get the nomination. He needed Ohio to be safe.
They're going to Sink Fucking Everything and broker the convention.
Expect riots.
>>67583837
Holy fuck, you cucks actually did something right. Now can you stop your shit constituents from moving to my state?
>>67588968
i like how the figures dont sync up with the %. so 14k dif between trump and cruz equals .8% but rubio with only 28k votes is counted as having 5.6% despite the fact that crus and trump have more than 200k votes each
Incredible night boys.
>>67590155
Even if it goes to the convention, they'll give him the nomination as long as he has enough of the popular vote.
They'll ask for a lot of cabinet concessions in exchange though.
>>67588968
.01% is enough. He needs this kek. Stop toying with our emotioms you goddamn martian frog fucks.
>>67583837
WE MADE IT?
>>67590317
50 years old
>cant grow a beard
>>67584756
>>67588714
>>67584696
>>67584978
His supporters are still donating him money. As long as there is free money in the air. He will will stick around.
>>67590320
You're dreaming mate.
This would be like P. Hanson getting the leadership of the Liberal party.
margin is razor thin in MO atm rev up the meme engines for victory and praise kek
NO WE STILL AHEAD THEIR NIKBERS ARE OFF
Trump will win MO. I don't even know what a Missouri is, but I know he'll win it.
KS HERE REEEEEE
Fuck you Missouri cucks
MEME MAGIC MEME MAGIC
#TRUMP2016
VOTE CRUZ U LOSE
>>67590600
If he gets 45%+ of the delegates and they deny him the nomination they can say goodbye to their party. They'll give him the nomination lad.
Besides, you were wrong about Ohio in the first place. Even without it, he can still clinch 1,237.
>>67590536
mixed genetics
Trimp behind. Trump behind. Lol
>>67583837
If we stop the Cruz assault in Missouri then it's over.
>>67583837
Karl Rove said the rest of what is left is Trump territory. Trump's got this.
Oklahoma here. Always liked Missouri. Went to a dairy queen (in 2008ish) and smoked at my booth while waiting for my food.
Couple years ago stopped to get some cigarettes in a gas station, they had ash trays set up through the store.
Was pleasant
>>67590453
Cruz win MO!
>>67590536
At least he got to be in the literal fucking Matrix
>>67583837
Don't be so sure
racist trump disgusts me
Oh no.
>>67591222
Cruz winning by 1200 votes.
>I take it back, Missouri sucks
>>67587259
also fraud
How the fuck does Cruz do so well? He is so low in the polls but then gets a +20 point boost in every primary. What the fuck.
>>67591410
Always knew that Missouri was a bunch of niggers and cucks
IT CHANGED BACK
HEEEAVE
>>67591591
Bible belt.
BACK IN THE LEAD BABY!!!
CRUZ MISSILE INTERCEPTED!
TRUMP IS BEHIND BY 0.1% IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT.
FUG U CRUZ
DONALD BACK IN THE LEAD
>>67584696
>razor thin lead
>>67591591
He is the only conservative
If I gave a shit about America I would worry more about kasich and establishment planning to fuck your guy over at the convention.
>>67584209
No they're not, lol.
Berniefags are getting their hope up for a win right now but it's about to be shattered.
St. Louis is only 50% in, and St Louis City district is only 0.4% in. They hold massive parts of the electorate.
Both are heavily favoring Hillary.
This is like a TV show at this point, berncucks hopes keep getting picked up just to fuck them over even harder.
>>67584696
The dem race has to drag on as long as the republican one drags so hillary isn't allowed to take free potshots and distract trump. So long as she wins in the end, it is fine.
>>67591591
Because his campaign invests heavily in analytics, strategy, and ground game. That allows him to out-do polling by getting his demographic out to vote for him.
Trump on the other hand is in all fairness being a cheap skate fuckwit who could well cost himself this entire thing. He invests almost no money in ground game or organisation. People working on the campaign complain about being heavily underfunded.
He relies solely on media attention and social media. As such he frequently scores below polling.
If Trump was using Cruz's campaign strategy (in addition to his own) he would be dominating so, so hard.
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE!
>>67591798
This area will likely decide the election
>>67590882
Missouri is backwards state. It's close to Arkansas and Texas. It's basically the Deep South. It's prime Cruz territory, but seems that our God Emperor Trump is pulling ahead. Which is really crazy considering how much they're like Texas.
>>67592334
That's true. But he's a businessman, after all, and while he may be rich, that doesn't mean he wants to spend 100 million dollars like fucking Jeb.
I really hope he steps up the ground game in the future though. He's been getting an amazing bang for his buck, but he needs to start shelling out some dough.
>>67592557
no it won't, you idiot. It has 12 precincts.
Go take a look at St. Louis and St. Louis City
>>67591164
Sounds like a shithole. No one wants to smell your disgusting cigarettes, sorry.
Smoking in a Dairy Queen where little kids go all the time, what the fuck?
Trump is pulling back.
>>67591388
brush your teeth eesti
>>67592874
see >>67592292
Trump and Hillary are going to landslide in St. Louis
Oh Jesus! .1%
WE GOT DIS
THANK YOU BASED GOD
WE DID IT BOYS
>>67592806
>sorry
but at the same time....
>Smoking in a Dairy Queen where little kids go all the time, what the fuck?
That was pretty passive-aggressive. Make your damn mind up. Are you Cucknadian or not?
My tight little asshole is clenching so fucking hard right now.
What the hells going on? I checked half an hour ago and trump was 2.5% up. Are they only counting votes that read cruz now?
Trump losing now and last districts are religious, Cruz wins.
But not like
It matters. Kasich
Will be the nominee and
You fuckwits know it, if you care about trump then you need to kill kasich now.
>>67592639
Do you think the recent attacks and protests at Trump's rallies, and Cruz's response, might have had an impact?
>>67593399
>last districts are religious
>St. Louis
>religious
top kek
>>67593387
St. Louis stopped reporting
>>67593399
Trump just went from being up 300 to being up 2300
Wow Trump took religious vote and won
Holy fuck lmao
99% in and Trump is ahead by 2,000+ votes!
HOLLDDDDDDD THE FUCKING LIIIINEEEEEE
>>67593157
>>67593220
Not yet.
TRUMP - 316,238
CRUZ - 313,923
>>67593524
They are on tv!!
>>67592639
Get fucked, faggot. Missouri is a great place to live.
>>67593705
THEY'RE GOING TO HOLD IT. FUCKING THROW YOUR MAGA'S UP!!
COME ON. We got this.
>>67583837
Thank you for your service.
I will always remember you.
What is the projection for St. Louis? 0% reporting.
>>67593823
fuck off back to circle k jordan
>>67593823
booger eating white trash
>that delicious feel when we win regardless of the result as MO is a split state and Cruz and Trump get essentially the same delegates regardless
>at this point its brownie points
>points Trump is looking like he'll win
MAGA!
>>67593981
this syrupnig has hope for you America
But Cruz won all cities
He can still take MO
HOLY SHEEEEIT
HOLD THE LINE!!
DEFEND THE WALL!!!
>>67583837
HOLD THE LINE, MISSOURI!
TAKE MY ENERGY TRUMP!
>>67593823
>>67594130
>tfw trump lost pretty much the only important non-split state
shit sucks
cruz has won like 3 states total and he has 70% of the delegates trump has
fuck kasich for being a spoiler shill
fuck ohio residents for voting for someone who can't even win
what the fuck did the retards think they were voting for, president of Ohio?
>>67594130
No anon. We are here for victory.
How does it feel Bernie fags that you won Illinois for Trump? :D
>>67594339
>>67590536
Keanu has shitty asian beard genetics
WE DIDN'T COME THIS FAR TO LOSE!!
FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT!
FUCK THE REPUBLICANS!
FUCK THE DEMOCRATS!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>>67594396
Almost a third of all Cruz's votes were from his home state shitbird.
what website do you guys use to check live updates?
>>67594223
We'll annex you in all your syrupness once Emperor Trump is elected.
HOLD THE LINE and don't fucking ever give up on us. We'll save you from that cuck Trudeau one way or another.
>>67594339
>>67594524
Royals won't win 80 games and you're cancer. I bet you didn't even know what baseball was before 2014.
[sweating intensifies]
All the districts that Cruz landslid are in, the remaining Cruz ones not in have him ahead by 1-2%.
St. Louis is half in & St. Louis City isn't in at all, expect Trump to surge
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
>>67594704
OH MY FUCKING GOD
>>67584696
The money will dry up by then.
These commie bums are donating their life savings away for nothing. I wonder how pissed they will be when their Communist candidate is a failed piece of shit who never brought up Hillary's achilles heel (aka the emails) in a debate.
>>67594609
No shit, Texas is a massive fucking state.
>>67594611
the guardian is the best one as it has the little men colouring in.
New York Times is ok.
AP is fastest as is decision desk HQ
>>67594727
m8, that county has 12 precincts.
>>67594613
HOLD THE LINE, DEFEND THE WALL! MAGA
>>67590155
And risk splitting the vote when he goes indy and they lose the whitehouse again?doubtful.
WE /shownestatenoa/
>>67594791
thats old, hes up by 2300 now
>>67594704
KEEP IT MOVING
>>67593981
M A G A
A
G
A
>>67594863
EVERY VOTE COUNTS
HOLD THE LINE
MAKE MISSOURI GREAT AGAIN
LOOK AT DAT SHIT BOI!!!
I....CANT.......FUCKING.......BREATHE
Cruz has only 1 in 6 odds of winning Missouri curerntly
>>67595114
HRRAAGHHHHHHHHHAA MAAAAAAAGAAAAAAAA
Why does his face anger me so much /pol/?
too close for me
>>67595114
http://www.cnn.com/election/primaries/states/mo
HOLDDDDDDDDDD
>>67594842
thanks dude
>>67595261
It is actually better because it is the city and he won all big cities trump took the country side smaller communities
Cruz might win this!
YES TAKE THAT BOOOGER EATER
>>67595114
> Emperor is steadily moving ahead
trump 319,189 41.6%
cruz 316,298 41.2%
St. Louis Reporting in
>>67595319
fuck outta here bitch tits
>>67590580
A Jew taking money? Perish the thought.
>>67595114
A FUCKING CUNT HAIR
>>67595319
It's very punchable.
I have fantasies of beating liberal's teeth in with a bat.
>>67583837
FIX BAYONETS
>>67595052
I voted for trump here in Missouri, and so did my Family. We got this. I just hope sanders can fuck off and die.
>>67595052
HOLD THE LINE
HOLD THE GODDAMN LINE
>>67595319
Because the image itself has shitty cropping.
>>67584209
Better than handing the votes to Shitlery
>>67595715
W H Y D I D C R U Z W I N I N C O L U M B I A
FUCKING MIZZOU FAGS. WHY DID YOU BROS NOT GET OUT AND VOTE.
>>67594938
I think most of the establishment are happier with hillary in charge than trump. They will fucking sink the ship.
Cruz won MO
CHECK IT.
Holy shit and I almost didn't vote today.
I forgot to get an absentee ballot and didn't think it was worth it.
Yet I still somehow felt compelled to drive for an hour after work today to vote. We're going to win /pol/ I can feel it.
>>67592639
>close to Arkansas and Texas.
You do realize Trump won Arkansas by quite a bit...right?
TRUMP IS PUSHING HIS LEAD, HE IS GOING TO WIN MISSOURI
TED CRUZ IS FUCKING KEKED
BLOW THE FUCKING HORN
>>67595984
thank you anon
HOLD THE LIIIIINE
HOLDS THE LINE!
>>67590536
>Keaneu
>Only 50
>>67583837
>Monroe County north of Jefferson City
> Trump wins by 4 votes.
Whew
>>67596113
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>67595940
Mizzou fag here. You wouldn't believe the amount of Trump hate here
LINES ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN
CRUZ WINS
>>67596179
nice reddit meme
>>67595984
Good job man,
Trump is up 334,228 votes to 330,891 with about 99.8% in and yet no one is calling it.
>>67584209
>>67584355
hahahahaha omfg hahaha
He held!
>>67596225
>Trump wins by 4 votes
FUUUUGGGGGGGGG
Sweatin bullets over here
>>67596113
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>67596225
You realize that your county literally doesn't matter? Proportional states are all popular vote only. Even if you voted in Columbia Trump got your vote.
Jesus Christ you niggers are dumb.
I used to be a Trump supporter but his loss in Ohio is unforgivable.
I am now a Hillarybilly.
>>67596275
YOU'RE COUNTRY IS KEKED! YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT SWEET FREEDOM!
>>67596417
> Nodaway County in the NW corner
> Trump wins by 3 votes.
>>67594677
I've been going to the K for as long as I can remember, first game I can remember was probably late 80s or early 90s. I probably dislike bandwagon fans more than you do tbqh famalam.
I don't see nearly as many games now that they're good because tickets are so much more expensive, but I watch or listen to almost every game.
>>67596474
Stay anally anguished faggot. I just like finding the closest counties.
>>67596175
There's something really fascinating about flamethrowers. I mean it's a device created solely for shooting fire and goddamn incinerating people.
Fucking metal. Also HOLD LINE
>>67591988
>hilary has 1488 delegates
>your dubs
is this a photoshop?
>>67596804
No, look for yourself faggot
Jesus Christ
St. Louis City in, Trump won it
3,337 votes difference. Last county to report is Perry County. Even if Cruz wins, it can't be by that large of a margin. TRUMP WILL WIN!
>>67583837
based missouri ;-;7
>>67594677
BLM cardinal fan detected, enjoy watching the pirates and cubbies tee off on your overrated pitching this season, at least the cubbie fans didn't let cruz hang around late in the game
>>67594524
omaha stormchaser country reporting in, still have quite a wait for AAA ball brother
Get your ass in gear Perry county.
>>67594524
Found the bandwagon fan.
Leads getting tighter, HOLD THE LINE. MO MAGA's, Perry County is left so what would you predict off that?
>>67596927
3 vote win
:)
>>67584209
Voted Bernie fuck yeah
IT'S NOT OVER YET
IT'S NOT OVER YET
IT'S NOT OVER YET
IT'S NOT OVER YET
IT'S NOT OVER YET
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>LOVE ISN'T ALWAYS ON TIME
>>67596260
Could you get any more cucked? Jesus Christ. Thankfully you will be uncucked by the rest of the state soon.
>>67596927
EVERY. VOTE. COUNTS.
>>67597246
Sup Nixa, Branson here.
>>67597321
christ check out forehead there on the top right
Meme power sent to Cruz
>I use to be a Trumpbot but after his defeat in Ohio I am now a cruzmissile
HOLDDDD FOR FREEDOM,
WINDS OF MAGA,
A DREAM OF MAGA
DEFEND THE WALL
FOR YOUR FAMILY
FOR YOUR FRIENDS
FOR YOUR FELLOW AMERICANS
HOLDDDD!!!
JOURNEY BACK TO DIXIE LAND IN DREAMS AGAIN WITH ME!
Thread theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qtymMIAUKQ
>mfw trump takes it out and we realised we worried over nothing
SENDING TRUMP MEME POWERS OF KEK
>>67591222
Go Mexico!
>>67597158
Problem isn't just Perry County. St. Louis and Jackson still not in. St. Louis is currently leaning Trump and Jackson is leaning Cruz. This is gonna be CLOSE.
To take some stress off, Trump gave Rubot a final farewell
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/709941293477195776
I BELIEVE>>67596927
TED CRUZ WON
IT IS OVER
CRUZ ZE WINNER
TAKE THAT VANILLA ICE
>>67597158
WE ARE BREAKING THE CONDITIONING
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>67592874
I wish he would pull out
>>67597158
>St. Louis
>
>horrible nigger chimpouts the past few years
>goes for Trump when other urban areas don't
They've woken up /pol/
>>67596804
Keep in mind that the Democratic party does delegates differently than Republicans do.
>>67597823
What website is this?
>>67583837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLM9-q3hOPo
>>67597923
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/mar/15/florida-illinois-missouri-north-carolina-ohio-live-results-primary-caucuses
>>67595984
You're helping a great cause, based burger.
>>67597823
3 /POL/ VOTERS WON IT FOR TRUMP
Guys, it's over. 200 more Pro-Trump precincts will be in soon. They should just call it.
>St. Louis City had less than 6,000 republican votes
>St. Louis City will have over 65,000 Democrat votes
lol, niggers
>>67595940
Niggers, illegals, and liberals don't like Trump
>>67592806
God Canada blows. Youre just jealous of my freedom
>>67595080
We have given the the world the assaying of mlk but I will be damned if give the world hitler 2.0
>>67598134
At least the state at large had 300k more Republicans than Dems.
>>67598313
this tbqh
vote hillary, don't let the socialist win
HOLD THE FUCKING LINE MISSOURI
SHOW ME THE VOTE
>>67598289
dont mind that faggot, if trump wins it would be sweet to live in the US...too bad its hard as fuck to get a green card.
GOPe on the hotline to Perry Co.
Fix it
>>67596260
Fucking pissed. I don't understand. I was just there last weekend and there was Hella trump support.
>>67591988
>razor thin lead in ILLINOIS
Got damn you're a fuckwit. It's no longer razor thin anymore though, so the point is moot.
>The county of Perry
get ur shit togehter faggets so i can go to bed
is missouri winner take all?
>>67592292
link plz
![12023[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/pA3wO72.jpg "12023[1].jpg")
>>67598467
COME ON MISSOURI, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN
>>67598716
Winner take "most"
Still very important to be first, especially after Cuckeye state going to Kasichfags
>>67598800
CHECKED
>>67597871
I wish your dad pulled out.
>>67598716
12 additional delegates go to the "winner"
With numbers this close those will be the only difference and Trump and Cruz will split the others 50/50.
92k voters left, ~67k of which are in St. Louis
I think they could call it at this point
>>67598474
I knew There was hope for Canada. Enjoy your beautiful wilderness before all the "trancendentalist" libtard snowflakes ruin it with , I dont know, communes or some shit
>>67598716
i think trump is getting 42 delegates, cruz getting 10
>>67598644
>and there was Hella trump support.
Where the hell were you? Granted, most of my time is spent either at home or campus, but I've seen like three Trump supporters here total
>>67598387
Already voted Bernie
>>67598800
Kamigawa sucked
>>67599205
you realize bernie is the closest candidate to hitler, right?
>>67595984
what a wacky fucking ballot
choose a president by connecting the dots!
>>67583837
My new map is here.
>>67599114
>attending uni in Missouri
Well no fucking shit there's no trump support.
FiveThirtyEight Calls it for TRUMP!
>>67599429
FiveThirtyEight lost all credibility after Michigan
>>67591164
Compared to OK Missouri is paradise. No offense I just hate going OK for anything other than gambling. Also you faggots voted Cruz but MO had the good sense to stop the rot (just so).
>>67596286
That's been around longer than you've even been alive, boyo.
>>67599316
Ummm no. Troll harder
>>67599429
>well cruz and the rabbit are both rodents, wouldn't put it past him
>>67599326
Glad Missouri was able to hold out to prevent the eastern and western halves from being separated.
Just gotta make sure nebraska doesn't fuck up. And technically wyoming should be with Cruz as part of cucknada, but I think we should give them a pass because they didn't actually get to vote, and it was the party leaders who decided for them.
