Get in here Bernie bros. We need to donate more to help Bernie. I just donated $100.
>>67582819
>>67582819
I'm putting $1500 down for Bernie, my wife's son will have to go hungry for the next few weeks but it's worth it.
>>67583271
>>67582819
I donated 6 million. Not 6 million USD, but 6 million something.
I just donated 15000$. I was saving them for college but he'll make it free anyway!
>>67582819
Donated my $20k signing bonus.
MATCH ME??
>>67582819
I'm going to re-finance my house and put it on a second mortgage but I'm giving it all I got and all I have for Bernie. I may have to resort to actually eating the food stamps but I know Bernie will bail me out
>>67582819
I just donated my wife's son college fund to bernie, all the $83 we had saved !!!!!!
MATCH ME!
>>67582819
I just donated 1200 dollars. I was going to use it to pay for this month's rent and groceries, but since Bernie is going to win and I'm going to get all this free shit, why not?
BERNIE 2016 FAGGOTS
>>67583841
yeah right libs don't make money like that
>>67582819
I'll just leave this here
Just sold my Tesla to donate to Bernie. Will you match me?
JUST DONATED MY ALLOWANCE OF $12
MATCH ME
>>67585195
Fucking kek
>>67585195
kek be praised
>>67585195
that's a real berndoggle
just got back for Payday loaners, ill skip this months bills can i get a link?
>>67582819
Gonna leave my wife's teenage daughter with Jamal (my wife's bff), and work a part time job to send that fine socialist Jew even more money!
>>67582819
trying to decide between donating to bernie or upgrading my ship in Star Citizen. which should I do?
>>67585195
#berniebroproblems
We lost tonight. You know what that means...
MONEY BOMB!!!
>>67582819
>mfw bernie cucks keep pouring money into bernies campaign, even though it's been a lost cause for a long time.
>>67585195
How did this happen? I thought that white people couldn't be poor?
Also I thought that poor people only voted for Trump?
was going to buy a 40 of colt 45 but guess I'll give the $1.79 to Bernie instead.
>>67583841
MATCHED AND TRIPLED!
SOMEONE MATCH ME!
>>67583271
Top kek
>>67582819
Donating my last $20.16 here
>>67585797
>mfw Bernie drops out and gives all his donations to Hillary
>mfw bernie fags still can't accept the fact that he has no chance of being the nomination.
give it up losers
>>67582819
I donated 20 cents, can't eat for 4 years now
You might as well donate that money to me. At least i'll put it to good use
>>67585195
oy vey!!
>>67585896
Donated the remainder of my 401k. I'm 43 so I figure fuck it I still have 30-35 good years left.
What is up with Bern supporters and donations? The three vocal berncucks I have met had all tried to get me to donate.
>>67585195
Bernie already jewing people out of their money and he's not even president.
Why do you want to be taxed like we are up here? You know our quality of life isn't better right?
>>67585195
>doesn't even have $500 in savings
Why even donate?!
>>67585195
now she's about to learn socialising things living in the streets
>>67582819
How bad is it?
Rent is due tomorrow... but fuck it. I will go homeless for Bernie. Just donated the last $500 to my name to his campaign. This may be my last post for a while, but I know it will be worth it. Bernie will give me a free house when he is president.
>>67586133
MATCHED AND DOUBLED !!!!!
Won't eat for the next 6 years and pulled out another loan for bernie !
GET ON MY LEVEL !
>>67582819
Just donated all $200 of my disability pension. Will have to live of bread and water for the next 2 weeks
>>67585683
I used to be a Trump supporter, but after his crushing defeat in Ohio, I have to admit that Bernie is the way forward
#FeelTheBern
I am a certified Morticians Assistant.
I can tell you, from experience, Bernie has tell-tale signs of bodily degeneration.
If he were to be sent to my Funeral Parlor, I would purposefully write "Cuck" on his forehead, and then drain his bodily fluids and sell them on reddit.
I imagine I would make more than I already do.
Alright fellow berniebros, meet you at the regular spot tonight!
I just donated $300
keep it up guys, keep donating. think about it: doesn't matter if your in debt now because when he wins that $300 would have been worth it! Bernie will save you thousands of $
>>67586589
omg, I am completely btfo and am unable to virtue signal as well as you, not sure how to proceed
oy motyherfucking vey
>>67586219
MATCHED AND TRIPLED
>>67586940
>I would purposefully write "Cuck" on his forehead, and then drain his bodily fluids and sell them on reddit.
meshugnneneh, oy gevalt
>>67582819
I'm going to refinance my home to donate to bernie. I think we can do it guys!! Only behind by a few delagates. Lets make some calls!!
I just donated $14.88. We need a SURGE of matching donations!
>>67582819
I AM MATCHING YOU, $200, WHOSE NEXT?
>>67582819
just gave 300 sheckles.maybe we can make a difference and help bernie retire well.
>>67585195
Once the money gets to the Jew, kiss it bye bye
>>67587321
JUST MATCHED YOU $200 + ANOTHER $20.16 FOR $220.16
WE CAN DO THIS YOU GUYS
>>67586940
>mortician's assistant
>posting on 4chan
How often do you fuck the corpses?
This one is recent.
>>67582819
donated 1000 dollars. Was going to build a computer but thought bernie deserves it instead. spent 10 years working for this money, use it well bernie... use it well. please.
>>67585195
>being broke over $500
fucking kek.
Ppppppppp
>>67587230
donated all the money ive saved in my life from having free healthcare
MATCHED AND TRIPLED
All the money in the world can't help that old kike win.
This is what socialists don't understand about the human condition. They think if you pump enough money into niggers you can make them smart, even though they have biologically low IQs that cannot be changed. They think if you pump enough money into uncharismatic octogenarian commies it can make them appealing, when they're not and never will be. You can't purchase ESSENCE because it is orthogonal to the material domain. Trump ascends this plane. Trump's money is only a result of him being able to bend reality, which he does in his favor. The money is just a byproduct. He can create branding, thoughts, aesthetic, passion and purpose simply by force of will. People are magnetised to this and it's not something you can buy in a marketplace. It is something which is a noble virtue and the result of millions of years of evolution. Golden blood flows in his Godly veins.
My wife and I have been saving up over the last couple months to get her daughter into college next year, but all through this week I've been following the run-up to the primaries on MSNBC, and yesterday afternoon I decided I had to do something to help Bernie. So while my wife was at work, I transferred the money out of the savings account and donated it to Bernie's campaign. Every last cent. Naturally when my wife got home last night and found out what I'd done with the money... to say she hit the roof would be the understatement of the century. The thing is, my wife and her daughter support Clinton, and I tried explaining to them that if we help Bernie win the election, we won't have to save up for her college next year, but they both ended up leaving to stay the night round a friend's house, and now my wife isn't answering her phone today.
I don't regret giving that money to Bernie, not for a second. I'm hoping my wife has spent the night reading up on Bernie's policies to try and understand what she did, and I'm sure she'll come around, because once Bernie gets into the whitehouse, we'll be able to send her daughter to the best goddamn college in the country. They'll feel the bern soon enough.
>>67587976
I was gonna buy a 100 dollar rock, but I donated to Bernie instead match me.
>>67588848
Wonderful.
Just broke into my neighbours house and took his change jar. Donating $20
>>67585195
>implying they didn't donate $500, started seeing Bernie losing and wanted to cut their losses by getting a refund
>>67582819
Oy vey I donated 6 gorillion shekelsyou better start feeling the bern goyim
>>67582819
i sold my computer this will be my last post for a while before i suck dick for more money to buy a laptop.
>>67587639
I don't.
However, I work with only a couple other people. Most of the time we're here on /pol/.
We're probably the only funeral parlor with younger people working in this field.
Just have all my centerlink to my usa Bernie bro to give to the campaign. Made my kids give theirs too. We can do this!
I've done some math and realised something. If all the candidates have a cost per vote, we can get Bernie into office by donating enough money to make it a statistical impossibility for him to lose.
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4alqxe/its_not_over_i_just_donated_500_match_me_with/
Holy shit hes posting his personal info.
>>67582819
This thread made me donate 27 Dollars to Bernie. Not joking.
Just got a second mortgage on my house and donated it to his campaign, who wants to match me?
>>67590594
he'll surely win now!
>>67590561
1600 W Church St Apt C2
Newark, OH 43055-1554
I don't know why the hell you would ever give a city and full name, it really narrows it down.
>>67588157
Ohhhh, someone's a trust fund baby, how adorable. Whats it like never having to work or earn anything in your life for yourself? must be interesting, where do you get your sense of accomplishment though?
It doesn't matter what you do. Your fate is sealed.
>>67585195
This reads like one of those nigerian confidence scams. The $500 payment was probably not valid, but she's trying to get a "refund" before they realize that.
The bernie supporter that posted this has no street smarts.
>>67588514
>You can't purchase ESSENCE because it is orthogonal to the material domain
dude, there is no need to embarraaass us all with such logic(or whatever it is)
just for that I'm witholding the other 0.16 cents I had earmarked for my babies medication but was going to donate
uncalled for, do you even?
i just took about $5,000 out of my wife's son's college fund and sent it to Bernie.
Hope his real father doesn't find out.
>>67591017
Yeah...I know. Unlike some of his "Supporters" I Still don't doubt he'll win.
>>67587766
> they said something mean at 9:45, so donate $9.45
Such a spurious connection.
>>67582819
---Hi There Sorry to Interrupt your conversation, but I noticed you mention Bernie Sanders; let me share about his support---
On Friday, the campaign will be holding an official Moneybomb! Let's tell the skeptics that our loss tonight is NOT the end of this campaign - not by a longshot. Donate TODAY! self.SandersForPresident
Those are the only details I can give your right now, but this will be included in our huge social media day of action. Remember to spread the word, the cause, the wealth. If this is truly something we as a community believe in, we must do all we can to snub out the media who consistently perpetuate Sanders as an impossibility. I urge you all to do as much as you can, even if it's as measly of a donation as my own. Small contributions on a large scale say and do so much more for Sanders' campaign than insurmountable donations from self-seeking billionaires ever could.
So be sure you're ready to donate tomorrow, and show your support online as well!
>>67593439
wew
>>67589554
dat bastard was too rich and didn't want to redistrboot, you were right to steal it bcos he had too much, fucking fascoists
>>67582819
>Willingly giving money to jews and expecting anything to come out of it
It's like you want to be fucked
>>67588157
wow, you're really out of touch with reality aren't you?
>>67592645
oy vey gib me you're money stupid goys, I will give you free everything forever, and make the rich pay for it!
>>67593439
HOLY KEK
>>67591382
where do you get yours? from your soul sucking desk job?
inb4 you try to pretend you're a doctor or something
>>67595610
>>67591382
Not even that guy. Manage your money better, I work my ass off 55-65 hours a week to support myself.
>>67595610
how is that?
make money. save money. don't donate money when you have no money.
It's over goys
haha you fags still supporting cruz, am now a bernmessyl
donate!
>>67595610
He's not he just has a real job that makes over 40 grand a year.
>>67582819
>donate $100 to Bernie
May as well just flush that C note down the toilet, cuck.
>>67596210
>not a trust fund baby
>never been short on cash
Whatever you say trust fund baby.
>>67596072
Nah I'm no med fag canacuck, but I have been poor before, plenty have, minus trust fund baby's, it's no good to never have to earn your own money or do things for yourself.
>>67598944
>don't have money
>spend it anyway
i am not saying you are a dumb nigger, but clearly your decision making skills don't prioritize the future
>>67599413
Oh Brazil, don't worry about me, I am doing just fine, and I even live in a first world country. Don't you worry about me.
>>67582819
FREE STUFF
>>67582819
Is there a better metaphor for what a Bernie presidency would be like than a bunch of people just mindlessly throwing their money into an idea that simply does not work?
this is what happens when you pander to a demographic that doesn't fucking vote/too young to actually fucking vote.
>>67598944
This is some low quality bait but I'll take it anyway. Some people have self control and can manage to save money. Though considering a role model like Bernie who hasn't had to work an actual day of his life I'm not surprised some people can fully comprehend the value of money.
>>67582819
I just donated all of my physical possessions! Do you think he will call me and congratulate me for really Feeling the Bern?
Boy, ill be so excited when we get to move into our new homes free of charge!!
>>67582819
bernie is done
switch to trump
Sent my three daughters and wife to prostitute for Ahmed and his boys someone match me!
I just donated $1000. Small price to pay when Bernie gets rid of my student loans. But please, keep telling me how Bernie is "done for," Trump klan members.
Oh, and call me a cuck one more time. I fucking dare you. I am well-trained in krav maga and could end you in a matter of seconds.
>>67601140
Cuck, ill be waiting at the flagpole after skool fagget
>>67601140
cuck
>>67601140
>klan members
turn off cnn
>KKK Leader Endorses Hillary Clinton
>http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hillary-clinton-kkk_us_56e7373ae4b0b25c918304f2
>>67582819
OP is right! I've already maxed out my contributions, so it's up to you guys!!! If you only eat spam for 2 months and pick up a few odd jobs you can max out too!!!!!
I just donated 6 gorgillion of my shekels to the cause. Praise the Bernjew
>>67586898
God damn, that's actually really fucking nice.
I really hope he said this.
FUCK SHIT AMERICA
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS ARE FUCKTARDS
YOU ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP WHO IS LITERALLY FASCIST
YOU ARE VOTING IN A CLINTON WHO IS A WARMONGER AND IS BOUGHT AND SOLD BY SPECIAL INTERESTS
Fuck it. Why couldn't you guys have chosen not to pass that amendment that limited a Presidential run to two terms max?
Barack Obama is better than both Hillary and Trump. Obama brought in ObamaCare that LIMITED corporate greed. Yes, it wasn't as good as it should have been, but it restrained the greedy degenerate companies who make enough profits to bail out america from debt. AND THEY DON'T PAY TAXES!
>>67602181
fuck off goldman
>>67595610
>>67601140
>>67593439
Post is fake, reply is real.
>>67602181
there is nothing wrong with fascism
>>67589736
This
>>67602181
Fuck you cunt, you're not one of us.
>>67589309
what is faggot
>>67588848
Well done, mate.
>>67583271
subtle. i like it
>>67593439
>wife's boyfriend
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I've been turning tricks on the street every night for 4 months and been sending all the money I've made from it weekly.
