LITERALLY TRADING YOUR CHILD'S HAPPINESS FOR GIBSMEDATS
>>67582696
>have daughter
>have $190
>spend it on a (shitty) meme campaign instead of investing it in a college fund or something
Bernie bros every one.
>>67583021
>>67582696
jesus
>>67583021
>bernie supporter
>saving money for college
No but seriously
Yes goyim, your daughter will thank you.
(captcha was juice)
>>67583021
>Bernfags
>Saving money for college
kek
>>67583021
College is going to be free though
>>67582696
>Bernie's losing
>LET'S SEND HIM MORE MONEY
I don't get it.
>>67582696
These guys HAVE to be trolls. No way it's real.
>>67582696
I'm missing something that Bernie supporters obviously had already understood long time ago. What is the algorithm that takes money as input and spits votes?
>mfw kids think they can just waltz into Canada or Europe with nothing to offer but a degree in Transgender Studies and 3 years of barista experience at Starbucks after Trump wins
they clearly didn't phonebank or donate enough small bills to Bernie, it's their own doing
git gud scrubs
>redditors give their money to the jew
>jew spends it on advertising
>Trump doesn't operate his campaign as a charity
>gets significantly more media coverage for free because people either love or hate him
>>67584916
Bernie outspent Hillary in the last few weeks and is going to lose all 5 states tonight.
There is no sense there.
>>67585281
>mfw I can just waltz right into America because I'm a carpenter and run a small business and would hire Americans
>>67582696
Bernie will deepen unemployment as the cost of living increases and American workers or even American administration becomes financially unviable. Similar predictions were made about trudeau and canada, which is disappointing because their aging population already fucks them.
This is probably the best difference between the republicans and democrats.
Republicans want to help from within the capitalist framework, by creating jobs and lowering taxes.
Democrats want to help from outside the box or capitalism, by implementing nice sound socialist policies.
Democrats sound nice.
Republicans are nice.
Because in the end capitalism is a natural system that's contributed to a lot of western equality and trying to "surpass" it prematurely is like trying to run before you can walk.
>>67584673
>$7.25 for a desk job wearing a suit
Fresh OC
GUYS YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HE'S ONLY LOSING BECAUSE VOTER SUPPRESSION
Notice the repeat boogeyman of the left.
>black people are only bad because they're oppressed!
>women are doing bad in society because they're oppressed!
>gays and trannies are oppressed, that's why they kill themselves at stunningly high rates!
>Bernie loses
>he's being SUPPRESSED!
>edgy contrarian statement
>BERRNEE SUX
Am I doing this right?
>>67585478
Trump spent less than both of them by far. Obviously money ain't everything senpai
>>67585557
>$500 putting her behind on bills
I would love to know the average income of Bernie supporters because I just know they are all broke as fuck
>>67584575
thanks japan
>>67586041
Florida reported lack of ballots as well, it's still fine
>>67582696
these people are narcissists they do this to feel better about themselves and look better to others
>>67586227
http://www.cbsnews.com/news/most-americans-cant-handle-a-500-surprise-bill/
>>67586041
that is a serious issue though.
>tell all your supporters to arrive early and fill the place
>oops we ran out of ballots before everyone else got here
>>67586339
>>67583021
>my wife's son
>>67585554
Keep up the good honest work, Canada.
TODAY I MUST REMIND THEM
>>67586501
saw that one already, but thanks anyway japan
>>67586026
>france hates non white people
LEL
>>67586575
>jews blackballing their own
i love it, if you can't beat them, turn them against each other
>>67586595
How about this? Subtle.
bernie would have the daughter , if you catch my drift
>>67585554
Seibafags are always welcome.
>>67582696
I can feel the jealousy and anger from all the Trumpfaggots here on how dedicated, intelligent and capable Bernie's grassroots are.
Trumpfags on the other hand circlegerj daytime, trapjerk nighttime, and dream about one day having real life friends that number more than 0.
>>67582696
He doesn't even have to become president and he already does what all socialists do, make promises he can't keep and ends up making the poor even more poor.
>>67582696
>mfw people choose kikes over their kid
>>6758412
10/10
HOLY FUCK THESE PEOPLE CAN'T BE SERIOUS.
>>67586700
emersion didn't jump out at you?
But yes, kek.
>>67586779
he just can't resist those gibsmedats, lol
>>67586575
>>67585554
>tfw Seibah would only look at you with disgust
Reposting because everyone deserves to see
>>67586888
completely delusional.
>>67586041
Bernie's not being suppressed, he just never had a chance to begin with.
The democratic primaries are designed from the ground up to prevent anyone other than an establishment candidate from winning. It's rigged from the start and everyone knew it except the bernietards
>>67586041
>Voter Depression hotline
kekked.
>>67587005
>>67586575
It just keeps getting better and better.
>>67586914
I've resolved no one on the intranet can spell so fuck it.
>>67587107
>>67586779
dont disagree guys or you're a fascist!11!!
>>67586575
kek
I thought sanders was against super pacs
not even surprised that he had his own
>>67586865
Go to bed Cenk.
>>67587005
>intellectually inferior
Fuck he's something stupid like a part time batista doing a philosophy major.
>>67586767
>>67587116
>>67587251
>>67586767
can any of you guys post it there and screncap the reactions?
>>67582696
Jesus.
Redditors are fucking retards.
Your $190 is going to make a very small amount of difference to Bernie, he's still going to lose.
On the other hand that much money would make a huge difference to your child
>>67583021
I doubt it's his actual daughter
>>67586498
"Most" Americans are lazy as shit. I am half way across the country in a shitty ass hotel on 45 days with no time off but I am banking some fucking money because I understand what work is.
>>67586865
>>67582696
Oh shit, I just feel like doxing her and send her daughter a proper birthday gift worth 1900CHF.
>>67586041
Link?
>>67587251
anyone can make a super pac for a candidate, doesn't mean he solicited it
but yeah, it's hilarious that the jews are so hellbent on destroying... a jew
>>67586575
>>67582696
>Berniecucks will never EVER learn
>>67584386
HOLY FUCK WHY DON'T WE START A FUNDRAISER FOR HERNIE AND KEEP ALL THE MONEY
>>67587107
> bernie won in my mind
>>67587398
Bernie's not even hurting for campaign money; he hasn't even spent half of it yet. He's basically just fleecing tards now.
sucker born every minute.
>>67586041
This is worse than Ron Paul's run lol.
>>67587107
It was real in my mind goy
>>67586861
>not Archer
gtfo
>>67587005
>>67587107
>>67587183
Bernie Victims are too funny.
>>67587528
wasnt there a shillary supporter doing that already?
>>67585864
>WOOSH
>>67587243
If I got that letter I would call him out on being a Jew supporting nigger who just wants free shit cause they can't get a job.
>>67587583
>niggers
>>67582696
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-Cqkq6zWc&app=desktop
>>67584030
bill kaulitz really let himself go
>>67583021
>Why save for the future when everything will be free
Bernfags, everyone.
>>67587617
Just wait until the retards who got the tattoos start getting shit. Oh man, Christmas came in March this year.
>>67587253
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67585554
>tfw going to trade school soon
>tfw its sponsored by the military and they'll pay me to go to school
>tfw I can and will hire LOCAL workers only once I start my own buisness and carry out Trump's dogma in Canada
feels fantastic honestly
>>67586575
I can't help but feel it this a GOP aligned superpac it would be all over the news.
>>67587862
>tfw they'll never get pictures of them wearing a Bernie wig around campus removed from the internet.
>>67586501
>liberals raise a spoiled, violent kid
what a shocker
>>67584127
top kek
saved
>>67586888
>if we throw money at it then that will fix it
>>67587583
He is my favorite male servant, but seiba is cuter than archer. Archer is pretty moe sometimes though.
Apparently telling Redditors to listen directly to Trump and his rallies is "racist" and they get what they need to know from CNN.
This is fun.
>>67584575
>having a maid
>gibsmedat
>>67586865
lol and turkroach wishes they were human
>>67587862
Hahaha, oh man. I wish I can see their faces as their favorite communist lose.
>>67588105
Live from /r/sandersforpresident.
>>67588261
it's like they think political campaigns are an rpg and if they just donate enough, bernie will level up and win
>>67586575
THEY'RE GONNA BERNOUT AND FADE AWAY
>>67587253
>Degenerates bought into Bern's
>DUDE
>FREE SHIT
>LMAO
>Campaign
Nothing new to see here.
>>67588087
#ForeverBerned
I haven't laughed like this since the last chimpouts around turkey day, what a great night this is
>>67588373
>MEDIA LIES ABOUT SANDERS. REEEE CNN ARE RUNNING A SMEAR CAMPAIGN AGAINST HIM!
>i refuse to listen to a Trump rally or look at his website. CNN gives me all the info i need thanks
>>67584682
retards actually think this
>>67586888
What the fuck.
>>67586498
This is why you save money and lower taxes
Raising taxes so dumb white middle class children can go to collage is retarded, hands down 20 trillion in debt but forget about making an America economy white kids want to go for free, have you pay for it even though the middle class is shrinking, to get a bullshit degree in black people history or vagina history or my favorite sociology 101, and don't forget they want to spend their not hard earned dollars on their own they want you too pay more taxes, all so they can get drunk and tell people "oh I go to collage kiss my ass"
The entitlement with didn't dos and white teens are annoying and really inconvenient.
Free collage where you don't work to pay bills or for your own education, but Excpect other people to pay for it is asinine.
Why should I work and barely makes ends meet so some dumbass and party get shit degrees ask for wic or ebt?
>Trumpeteers this desperate
losing Ohio was your concern, not ours. there's still a very good chance we can win the primary, considering we know for sure NY, CA, WA, OR, etc. will go Bernie.
and if we didn't, you'd think that's it? no. Bernie will run independent and we'll support him all the way, and get the federal funding for a real liberal party in 2020.
there's no reason to think we've suffered any substantial loss, and if you think that you're out of touch and need to lay off the memes.
>>67588462
Haha, looks like they leveled up
>>67587403
the most underrated post
>>67583021
>$190
>college fund
theres a reason they want college to become free you know.
>>67586888
They are literally same as Scientology.
>>67588623
I know this is a troll but Bernie will be dead by 2017
>>67586026
>I mean, I'm not classified as disabled, but I'd like to very deliberately fake symptoms of mental illness so I'll have a little extra garnish for my Tumblr bio.
>>67587528
Because that's actually pretty illegal.
>BERN VICTIMS
>the new comments are filled with idiots donating
Hahaha, one last tribute to the kike before he vanishes into the abyss
>>67586501
>I'm gonna try and scrap some cash together so I can donate again
>>67582696
such irresponsible parents should actually get a visit from the cps an learn about priorities...
fucking assholes.. not even on food and shit like that.. but waste it away on funding for a politician I have no fucking word
>>67585864
>>>67584673
>>$7.25 for a desk job wearing a suit
He is probably an entry level accountant. He was hired after showing he had 5 years of experience.
>>67588805
and you're basing that on?
>>67586888
This has to be a campaign shill.
No fucking way that's some voter.
Looks like sanders get at least one state today. Oh well. I was hoping for a hillary sweep
>>67585557
BernBots can't into numbers
Giving the money you were going to use to buy your kid birthday presents to a dead in the water candidate. Fucking pathetic.
Really, do these people think that the more money they give the better the chance that Bernie will win?
>>67586865
Kill yourself jew. You're not fooling anyone with that proxy.
>>67586888
>butgold
>>67588947
Average life expectancy.
>>67588623
>YOU TRUMPFAGS ONLY WON 4/5 YOU SUUUCK TRUMP BTFO
>BERNE LOSES CONSISTENTLY BUT HE STILL MIGHT WIN IF HE WINS LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE CONTRARY TO HIS CURRENT RECORD
>#FEELTHEBERN
>>67587183
>vote green
>back to reality
Oh ho, that's too fucking rich! Talk about throwing your vote away.
>>67585864
Do you not show up to interviews in a suit?
>DUUUURR BERNIE IS OUT.. HAHAHA LOOK AT REDDIT CRYING!! HEIL TRUMP XD
Fuck OFF! Bernie still has a chance to win. Look at the fucking picture. This is all we need to win. I just donated because of this thread.
Good bye
>>67588623
That fucking commie won't be alive in 2020, keep dreaming, faggot
>>67584673
>When he thinks that people can live off of more than 15$ and hour
>When his iq is lower than 10.
>>67588835
She's bush league next to pic related.
>>67588892
It's basically a cult.
>>67589149
why wouldn't he be?
>>67588885
The abyss being the Cayman islands with his tens of millions of dollars now.
He has fucking fleeced these dumb kids for everything, KNOWING Clinton had already been chosen.
I would like to see a trend of street hookers donating to Bernie
>>67584386
>maybe even consider donating if you're feeling the bern
Good god what is wrong with these people?
>>67584127
>C-can I have my $50 b-b-back... Hernie?
HEARTY KEK
>>67588978
>not wanting the meme showdown
watching redditors get triggered is nice, but if bernie won the democratic primaries, the fun would last all the way into november
imagine them getting to the general election and THEN losing to trump, instead of just crying themselves to sleep they'd probably commit sudoku
>>67589139
>Michigan happens
"AHA, FiveThirtyEight was wrong! You can't trust these stupid polls!"
>Sanders gets rekt
"Don't worry guys! FiveThirtyEight predicts we might maybe win based off of demographics! We have this!"
>>67582696
Was just about to post this.
Please be a glorious troll.
My 4 reddit accounts all banned from /sandersforpresident for saying it is hopeless and that we should all commit suicide
>>67588510
this would trend on twitter, rev up that meme machine boy.
Ultimate ruse potential is upon us.
>>67584673
>>67583021
This is the type of shit people should invest in
http://www.myfloridaprepaid.com
>>67584127
In the end, /pol/ wins, top kek. they tried everything.
>>67589149
>implying he won't have uploaded his mind into the computer mainframe by then
top kek
>>67586041
>out fo ballots
aren they all online now?
>>67589686
You're doing Gods work, son.
>>67589251
Literally LMAOing right now.
Holy fuck, is this what happens when American liberals have too much time to think? Jesus christ.
>>67589139
>we just have to keep up our momentum and win nearly every big state
That's some sad shit right there.
>>67589060
>WE ARE NOT RAISING MONEY FROM BIG CORPORATIONS AND CEOS
>>67589237
Not to meantion inflation is a thing.
>>67589534
Nah. Hillary is the easier target for trump, any fool can see the potential for bantz there. Reddit committing soduku in March is fine by me.
>>67588623
>CA
Um, California is riddled with niggers and spics who don't vote for Sanders. Same with New York.
Oregon and Washington account for the the same number of delegates as Los Angeles county would alone if it were it's own state. We're literally nothing. I live in Oregon, I know.
You delusional idiot.
>>67589139
Look at him! Laugh at him! Like Communist even had a chance. Kek.
>>67589948
i guess
i do look forward to seeing him call her out on being a criminal married to an adulterer
>>67583021
Its probably not his daughter either, which only makes Liberal even more comic material.
>>67586888
cult & scam confirmed
it's no doubt about it anymoar, this is both a cult and a scam
>>67590091
based nagato
>>67584486
>the heat makes people stupid
They are right, people do act stupid when they get berned.
>>67586026
> Listen to me complain about how none of the food is vegan
Okay, stopped reading here. FUCKING KEK. THESE PEOPLE ARE AN INFURIATING COMEDY GOLD MINE! They're like a parody of themselves.
>>67586575
We still can't get that Sissyfag Lucas busted
I kind of wish I could become a liberal overnight. It seems so much fun. Just saying stuff like FEEL THE BERN, talking to liberal qts, and posting shit on Facebook. I'd love it.
>>67588947
He can barely give a speech without sounding like he's knocking on death's door
>>67590400
Indeed the are.
>>67584127
>no one has Bernie's resume
Of what, naming a post office after a commie and being on welfare?
>>67590492
kek
>>67590400
That's exactly why I will continue hate and make fun of them.
>>67590635
Dem debates - coughing and sounding like death
Rep. debates - White guys trash talking like it's the WWE
>>67588785
guess what if you put 190 away when your kid is born it will cover a heck of a lot more than a failed campaign.
>>67586041
>Hillary has no chance of beating Trump
What world does this idiot live in? Odds are that if Trump gets the nomination--and that's still a big if--Hillary will win the general election in a landslide.
was saving this for later but what the hell!!!
i made a bunch on reddit accounts for this occasion
toastertoaster350
to:
toastertoaster360
all passwords are:
sundayfunday
>>67582696
Redditor asks Nigs to explain themselves
>>67582696
It's so sad that they think they can buy the presidency. Trump barely spent a dime for a good portion of the race and when he finally started spending so so ridiculously under budget. They cry and cry all about wall street but at the end of the day they just think money is the end all be all. Truly pathetic.
>>67590639
el O el
O i am laffin
>>67590759
Hey, he survived the Titanic sinking too, show some respect!
>>67586041
Isn't Hillary's name on the same ballot? Won't Hillary be getting less votes too?
Seeing you people actually think bernie losing is a good thing just kills any hope I have for my future and many others that are in the same situation.
I thought idiocracy was just a comedy, not an actual documentary.......
>>67590898
which wrestlers represent the candidates best
>>67587304
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_hwfr3zwv1Y
>Intellectually inferior
>>67590939
According to whom, exactly?
>>67590964
>>67590898
trump was on WWF before
he shaved mcmahons head
>>67591088
Anyone undefeated and unflappable?
That's Trump
"My mom is the strongest woman in the world"
"She should be running."
>>67590964
>damn African Americans
Das raycis dough
>>67591127
Ahahahahahaha
Fucking gold
>>67582696
So how do we start bringing these faggots into the fold? Hillary can't be allowed to win. Cruz can't be allowed to win. Fuck Kashik right in his pussy mouth.
>>67584697
Are you expecting Berniebros to have any financial fortitude?
>>67586575
>>"Cary Lee Peterson — the creator of a purportedly pro-Bernie Sanders super PAC that collected nearly $50,000 from “James Bond” actor Daniel Craig — was arrested Sunday in San Francisco by the FBI and charged with securities fraud, Department of Justice officials announced."
>collected nearly $50,000 from “James Bond” actor Daniel Craig
>collected nearly $50,000 from “James Bond” actor Daniel Craig
>collected nearly $50,000 from “James Bond” actor Daniel Craig
>collected nearly $50,000 from “James Bond” actor Daniel Craig
What the actual fuck man? What? Why? I liked you, you fucking prick.
>>67591124
According to most models and people outside of /pol/.
Trump (if he gets the nomination) will be a very unpopular candidate. Women and minorities absolutely will not vote for him. Even a good amount of Republicans won't.
>>67591148
That's why I made the comparison.
They might as well have debated in a ring the whole time.
>>67586041
>>67591149
>>67585554
>tfw you cannot waltz into America, despite their industry being literally starved for people with my skillset due to tariffs and them having different certifications then the rest of the world.
>>67582696
>Fuck my daughter, it'd be better if she had a better life by my standards than a present.
These guys are such stupid hypocrites.
They vote democrat and vote for Bernie because they think Democrates and Bernie are about money not running the country, money not making decisions.
But they think Bernie is losing because he doesn't have money. They think they can buy votes with money.
Yes the man winning is taking no money, Donald Trump.
>>67582696
>child of a Bernie supporter
>having a future
Pick one. Probably his wife's daughter anyway.
>mfw realizing Bernie's supporters fiscal irresponsibility directly reflects his own
>>67582696
The base reason why Trump-lifeless-NEETs Berniebros is because Berniebros have friends.
They are social. They are acclimated to interaction.
Whereas the Trumpfags on /pol/ will A L W A Y S be irrelevant, obscure and alone.
>>67591622
Many minorities vote for him include women. Pay attention to multi-sources not just one media.
>>67590639
> you CANNOT let trump win the election.
IF YOU EMPHASIZE YOUR TYPING PATTERNS PEOPLE WILL KNOW YOU ARE SERIOUS.
You CANNOT be this stupid as to not know random capitalization is how people know I'm DEAD SERIOUS!
>>67590964
lmfao, what do you know, it's exactly the kind of shit respectable blacks have been pointing out for years: white liberals think blacks are retarded and can't make good decisions
i mean it's true as far as your typical detroit inner city ape is concerned, but i love that they're not even trying to hide it now
>>67591446
Stoke the Hillary hatred. Most of the ones I know hate Reps and Trump, but no one wants to vote for the person who beat them.
Show them her long record of being crooked and corrupt and incompetent. Show them how Trump has the GOP in flames and fighting a civil war as the anti-establishment candidate.
Give them enough info to convince themselves , and don't be a dick about it. They're frail and easily offended.
>>67592011
>>67587243
I am going to ban you and silence your right to respond and explain your differing opinion.
Y-you f-fascist *bans*
W
E
W
>>67582696
>only having $190 to spend on your child
The democratic base, ladies and gentlemen
>>67592011
*bombed internally*
>>67592109
COME on people IT'S 2016!
Like that?
DEMOCRACY IS OVER GUISE. IT'S OVER. I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN.
I don't really get Berniefags, Hillary is the current enemy, yet they fuck with Trump and Trumpfags.
Bernie can't afford (heh afford) wars on several fronts.
>>67591597
Don't sweat it. The next James Bond is a nigger
>mfw it's spilling into this thread
>>67591622
>according to most models
I don't care about models, I care about cold hard numbers and facts. Since you haven't presented any, I can only assume you're an asshat
> Trump will be a very unpopular candidate
And Hillary won't? Shit, Bernouts hate Hillary almost as much as people in the GOP do. The only category that Hillary may beat Trump is women, and there's not a minority candidate to get the blacks all excited and out in the numbers we saw for Obama.
In other words, you're an idiot.
>>67592011
remove kebab
>>67591086
bwahahahaha, cry some more, fag.
>>67592356
>making fun of the poor
>>67586098
You okay buddy?
>>67582696
Looks like it's time to switch camps to Trump, I hate the Clintons too much for their shit.
>>67592663
it's the few remaining bernie shills from reddit that have been trying and failing to shill him on here
>>67586041
>alienabuilder leaked photo
>>67587005
at least PatrickSprayze is getting redpilled
>>67587253
Fake.
No one is this stupid.
Please.
>>67591127
Sounds like this dude got unintentionally redpilled. He took the bluepill so many times that it became a redpill.
This is the funniest thing I've seen off of reddit if it's a true BernOut.
>>67592132
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kypl1MYuKDY
This is a good video to get started with if they're on the fence about switching parties.
>>67582696
I'm a Trump supporter, not advocating for sanders here but this looks fake:
>wazlib
>posting a comment that let's you think the parent is spending the only spare money he got on political goals instead of his children.
Am I wrong?
>mfw there's a rally for Bernie here in NYC next month
>mfw his campaign probably won't live long enough for that
>mfw I get to see all the butthurt on facebook that comes with it
>>67591628
>and supports the war
I understand how they reached their other conclusions, but this is a flat out lie.
>>67593448
If you think liberals are kinda smart, you are overestimating them.
>>67593600
>his campaign probably won't live
HE probably won't live that long.
>>67593448
Look at how legal our weed is right now, people really are this stupid. You need to stop giving people so much credit.
>>67593776
>socialists trying to diagnose people to discredit them
gee
where have I seen this before
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_abuse_of_psychiatry_in_the_Soviet_Union
It's sad watching berniefags, tbqh. At first I thought it'd be funny watching the tears as they realize they can't win. but it's just gotten sad. They're so fucking delusional that they think he can still win. Each time he loses a round, they harp on how he (barely) won a state or two.
It's like watching a fatally wounded animal limp away to certain death from slow bloodloss and infection. Good lord, just put it out of its misery already
>>67593506
As much as I want to believe the Sandernista comments are all real, I generally assume most of the more 'out there' ones are /pol/ trolling.
I tried photoshop how well did do /pol/?
>>67593966
-but weed isn't legal.
Oh.
>>67584673
Companies make sure to hire people part time so they can pay them way less than average all while not offering them benefits, I do agree with the sentiment in the pic but companies pull some serious Jew shit just to pay you less in the long run
>>67593992
>>67593776
Leftists love their pop-psychology
>>67591031
>trump is a danger to everyone who isn't a white cis male
Why do they think this? I don't understand.
Is anyone else feeling cozy that all these Bernie Bros are upset? I'm just relaxing with tea and watching videos of these guys talking about phonebanking for Bernie:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ga00PYvNzws
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGZvW4wC81Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2w5nuCrytQ
How deluded do you have to be to think robocalling random people is gonna garner votes.