1. Bernie will leave (only a retard would believe that he stands a chance now)
2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
3. The Democrats already have the majority over the Republicans. So just from this point now, we can see that Hillary wins. It's over. The elections are over. Do you understand?
4. But that's not over yet. Trump is going to win the Republican race, yes. But all the people who voted for Cruz pretty much hate Trump, just like all the idiots who voted for Rubio or Kashis. They won't vote for him if he is the only one left. They will vote for Hillary or stop voting.
This is it guys, no more memes, just basic facts. How can you honestly think that Trump will be the next president? It's absolutely impossible.
>bernie gets knocked out
>hilary gets indicted
>trump wins by default
>All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
Or they won't vote like tonight
>Implying Berniefriends won't elect Trump to spite both the Democratic and Republican establishment.
>Implying it won't be Biden v. Trump
>>67581339
i want to eat her
post more rare ivankas
>1. Bernie will leave (only a retard would believe that he stands a chance now)
I see you've never met a Bernie supporter.
>(only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
>They won't vote for him if he is the only one left. They will vote for Hillary or stop voting.
How about next time you read your own post and then delete it for not making any sense, why dontcha
>T-Trump will lose ANY TIME NOW GUISE
>>67581339
I think Ivanka looks better on the right
>>67581339
>All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary
No they wont.
>>67581848
say that did happen could sanders (or anyone else) re enter the race? or would he literally be able to run essentially unopposed? i cant into US politics m8
>>67582239
We aren't your friends Drone but yeah we'll vote Trump instead of Shillton OP is a fuckboy.
>>67581339
We don't need meme magic now. We got Trump over the hump with memes and now normies love Trump too.
This is the equivalent to when Hot Topic sold the rage comic hoodies and made millions. Trump isn't just a /pol/ meme anymore - he's selling like hotcakes at Hot Topic to the normies now.
>doubting meme magic
pick up ur wall makin tools
>>67581339
she actually resembles the general in that photo on the right
>>67581339
>SRS in full damage control
>>67581339
YFW Bernie supporters vote third party. No one in their right mind would vote for Hillary.
>>67583843
Normies hate Trump
They only love anti Trump memes
They'll vote for this women because she's a fucking women
>>67584767
>Normies hate Trump
Nope, socialists hate trump. Those SJWs on the internet, they're not normies. Those College retards, those aren't normies. Normies are your mechanic, your dentist, truck drivers, and they support trump.
>>67584173
Her boobs are YUUUUUUGE
>>67581339
Get the fuck out of /pol/ you disgusting leaf.
Destroy your liberal country in the dark and don't drag USA into it, ugh.
>>67584767
>normies hates trump
So almost 40% people on America whose vote Trump are autistic manchildren?
>>67581339
Ivanka looks better without make up
>>67581339
Bernie voters hate Clinton even more than Trump.
>>67581339
>going on a run without makeup
>still look like a goddess
Jdimsa
>>67581339
The meme magic wasn't strong enough. It only got us half way there. We've meme'd ourselves straight to a Hillary victory!
>>67581339
Fuck off syrup nigger shill, nobody believes your shit. Go back to blowing Trudeau or whatever you do up there in that shitland you live in.
>>67581339
>All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary
Wrong. Bernie supporter from NC here, voting for Trump in November.
>>67581339
1. Yes
2. Or they become disillusioned and stay home on election day. Or they vote for the Green party candidate.
3. If all the Democrats actually show up for the general. Democrat voters can be fickle and unreliable
4. Most Republicans hate Hillary far more than Trump. You may get some of the same staying home effect as Hillary, but Republicans are far more accustomed to holding their nose for an disliked candidate.
>>67581339
lets get real, Trump is the only Republican who stands any chance against hillary at all.
if trump doesn't beat her, though luck, but don't delude yourself into thinking Cruze or Kasich would have any hope of standing against her
A LEAF
L
E
A
F
>>67581339
fuck off L O W E N E R G Y shill
Hillary will NEVER be president
>>67581339
>implying millenials will vote
>>67581339
L E A F
E
A
F
>>67581339
That is why we need Jill Stein. Bernie supporters don't like Hillary, but if they knew Jill Stein, they would like her. She's going to be running in November and she is basically what they want anyway. The Bernie momentum needs to be directed towards Stein.
>2. Bernie supporters vote hillary
>4. Cruz supporters won't vote trump
hurr
>>67581339
>check flag
Yep, fucked by a moose and cucked by a spruce. Every single time, without fail.
![e01-reject-common-sense-to-make-the-impossible-possible[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/h7WQLdf.png "e01-reject-common-sense-to-make-the-impossible-possible[1].png")
>>67581339
>How can you honestly think that Trump will be the next president? It's absolutely impossible.
Listen up, Leaf. Don't believe in yourself. Believe in Trump! Believe in the Trump who believes in you!
Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's how Team Trump rolls!
>>67585072
>College kids are not Normies
Don't be delusional
The Normies hate trump
The media controls them
They see Trump as this racist rich guy white male
Ivanka is cute, but I like em thicc
>>67585793
my god
>>67581848
>bernie gets knocked out
>hilary gets indicted
>obama says "i'm running for a 3rd term"
>it was his plan all along
>>67581339
Bernie supporter here. Gonna vote shill over drumpf.
Drumpf is especially fucked considering third party run will be sapping even more of his votes.
How can you not see how much of a fucking idiot trump is? Have you even heard him talk? He's just making up shit as he goes, and average republicans are eating it up.
>>67586291
sauce
>Bernie is finished! Surely berniefags will give up!
lel, no. If that were the case, they would've given up months ago. I like how the DNC does everything proportionately, which prevents Hillary from taking 100% of the delegates every time, and gives the bernfags a slight glimmer of hope. They're so delusional that they don't know when to give up. And Bernie himself will not stop because he's a senile old man who wants to go all the way to the convention no matter what (probably to soak up d'nations, oy vey)
>>67581339
Leaf /thread
What kind of name is Ivanka?? Sound like russian
>>67581339
Republicans have had record voter turnout this cycle. Democrats are underperforming. Most millenials (Bernie supporters) won't bother voting in the general.
You forgot about the October Surprise.
>Spoiler. Hillary gets indicted by the FBI.
>>67581339
>2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
You're a pretty delusional leaf, aren't you?
>>67581339
Bernie supporter here....if I have to choose between two evils ill choose the greater. Lesser of two evils allows evil to get worse and makes good people get less good.
If Bernie drops out ill be supporting trump.
>>67586918
It's true, Liberals are spineless fucks that would vote for hillary over trump because "lel drumpf".
>>67583426
Sanders may re enter as an independant and divide the domocrats. In my opinion, that is the best case senario. Also there are some Republicans who like bernie but hate Hillary.
If trump loses the nomination, its a guaranteed won for the asses because there is a good chance he will run independent.
Im more worried thst if trump wins he will get Obamad in office and nothing will get done for him. If so it might lead to a decrease in executive power which is a good thing i suppose.
these are good ivankas
>>67581339
Berniefags are the type to switch from meme candidate to meme candidate. Most of them are so anti-hillary that they very well might vote Republican or might not even vote at all. Honestly, Bernie carries the least supportive demographic of anyone running, middle class white youth.
>bernie drops out
>bern victims switch to R primary, vote trump
>cruz anally annihilated
ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
>>67581339
>2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary
No, likely they won't vote at all.
>>67587188
Bernie is too much of a spineless cuck to do that.
>>67586199
>They see Trump as this racist rich guy white male
Yeah the majority of the country is sick of hearing that shit.
>All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
Bernie supporter in Ohio here. I voted Trump to and I will in the general election too, because fuck Hilldawg.
>>67586361
its well known that FEMA procedures allow the president to remain in office past his term limit in the event of a crisis. Forget indictment, get ready for something big. The powers that be are planning to keep their puppet in.
>>67581339
>2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary
Not likely.
Bernie has attracted a large number of "fuck the world" douchebag voters who support him because he wants to tear down the system. They'll go Trump before supporting Hillary.
Most normies agree that all 3 candidates are shit, hell even today I was sitting behind a girl who said she hates them all but especially doesn't want Hillary to win because she'll ruin people's perspectives of women in leadership roles.
Most Bernouts also would not vote for Hillary just to spite Trump, they hate her even more than they hate Trump and will most likely switch over to him just to spite her for beating their literal God. Trump is going to clean up shop.
>>67586385
Trump voter here (almost always vote democrat for over a decade). I hope Trump runs third party if he gets screwed. If Trump can't win I'd rather the republican party eats itself alive in the process.
>>67586958
>Shillary
>less evil than the Donald
>>67581339
I voted for Bernie today in Ohio and will vote for Trump in the general election. I realize that the only chance for legitimate change in the US political system is to vote for third parties. Bernie has a record and I therefore voted for him. Trump is a complete newcomer and I fear we'll all get Obama'd again with him. Trump is the best hope at this time.
>>67585980
mai greenfu
>>67581339
>2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
Wrong. I'm a Bernie supporter and I'm voting for Trump.
>3. The Democrats already have the majority over the Republicans.
Wrong. Republicans vote in far greater numbers than Democrats. Historically proven.
>Thinking Republicans are going to vote for anyone else but a Republican
Republicans will turn out in record numbers to vote against Clinton. They utterly DESPISE her. And when faced with a decision that is basically Trump versus a Clinton White House, they will support Trump in record numbers.
Your trolling is weak as usual Canada Cunt. You're an embarrassment to this board and to your shit hole nation. Try harder next time.
>>67582120
Exactly. They couldn't even be bothered to vote for Grandpa Free Candy, there's no way they come out for Hillary. No fucking way.
>>67587351
Youre right there, what a faggot
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/bernie-sanders-independent_us_55ba86e7e4b06363d5a1742b
>>67581339
I was a registered Democrat. I've traditionally voted Democratic in the past. No way in hell would I vote for Hillary Clinton. Just no fucking way.
>>67588185
A huge number of people feel exactly the way you do.
>voted 3rd party in 2008 and 2012
>was a randlet for a time
>still voting Trump because we can't afford to have Hillary in office
Im just worried Hillary is gonna pick Obama has her Vp, which would give her the win, not even Trump could handle that.
>>67587463
>british cuck spreading lies
>>67587517
>based leaf posting ivankas
a small break from ivanka
>>67583426
Sanders could re enter the race and someone else could join. It is unlikely anyone besides Sanders would win at this point though.
pretty much everyone who's not a retard knew that hillary would be the next president
at least we got some good memes out of it
>>67587855
>get obama'd
only retards got obama'd. There was more than enough information available at the time to know exactly who he was and what he would do
Trump is nothing like Obeezy
>>67585793
save me from these unholy thoughts, god emperor, IM SORRY
Has Trump said anything about affirmative action in schools?
>>67583120
"if i tell ivanka i think she's beautiful without makeup maybe she'll fuck me."
Donald Trump 42.3
Ted Cruz 41.0%
>>67588480
>no thick gf to help make america great again
>>67585980
I like talking to hardcore feminists who cry misogyny when I say I won't vote for Hillary. Then I tell them I can guarantee I have voted for a woman president more often than they have.
C'MON MISSOURI
TAKE AMERICA BACK
SHUT OUT THE RAT
What if Trump loses Missouri? Please tell me it's proportional...
>>67581339
>4. But that's not over yet. Trump is going to win the Republican race, yes. But all the people who voted for Cruz pretty much hate Trump, just like all the idiots who voted for Rubio or Kashis. They won't vote for him if he is the only one left. They will vote for Hillary or stop voting.
That's what everyone said before
"As more candidates drop, people will flock to anyone but Trump! lololololo"
How'd that work out for you guys?
>>67588480
desu both the thickems and the ivankas work for me. a thick ivanka could be too much though
>>67587903
Your last point is true. I haven't voted since Bush 04 for a presidential candidate. Both McCain and Romney were uninspiring at best. But now? Trump has me excited and even if he didn't, my hatred for Hilary would have my ass in a polling booth (intended double entendre) to vote for anyone but her.
>>67586291
Stop with the obese women. Disgusting!
>>67581848
>>bernie gets knocked out
>>hilary gets indicted
Then we'll get the president we need
This is now an Ivanka thread post em
>>67587855
>I voted for Bernie today in Ohio and will vote for Trump in the general election
You should have voted for Trump today.
>>67589332
they call that a samsquatch
>>67589375
nah o'malley is a bottom shelf kennedy. he never had a chance and he's a weak statesman.
>>67584767
They hate Trump is social media, female friend from California will vote from Trump, but will like Anti-Trump memes on FB.
Its called the silent majority for a reason.
>>67589591
what is this? an ivanka for ants?!
>>67589375
HOLD STRONG AT YOUR CAUCUS
>Trump undetectable
They could put 2 dead weasels out there, one with a red "R" and one with a blue "D" and 80% of traditional voters would would vote the same way they always have. The two party duopoly bias still has grip on a significant part of the general electorate.
>>67589358
you low test bruv?
>>67588480
thick != fat
Here is a thick girl to help retards like you learn the difference. Note the lack of flab.
>>67589848
here you go senpai large ivanka
Bernie supporters will join us, at least out of irony. Our memes are strong and will unite all.
>>67586546
Trump >> Kasich = Hillary >>>>>>> Rubio > Cruz >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Berncunt
If the comrade Panders gets in it's going to be a literal tyranny of morality in our society. It will completely change and revolutionize our way of life to something absolutely disgusting and anti-freedom. I refuse to allow it to happen.
>>67586361
... admit it he's better than anyone else in the field, hands down and while annoying a 3rd term would probably be our best bet at collective survival, he's the President we deserve, not the one we need right now
>>67590058
damn she could break my dick off with any of her body any day
>>67590164
I will take the status quo over tyrannical pink hairs any day.
>>67590068
damn. that's good.
>>67589591
>>67585138
Former Bernbro hopping over to Trump. Honestly the two are so alike in the ways that matter that who gives a shit.
>>67590058
>post a photo of a woman physically wearing a corset
Bro I don't disagree with you, but that's a bad example.
>>67581339
>It's absolutely impossible.
It'd require so much turnout from his supporters that it's basically impossible.
He's going to lose support from tons of republicans and GOP-leaning moderates, while energizing hispanics.
We might actually see Texas turn blue this year.
>>67586361
I hate the fact that this is a possibility and could potentially happen
If it does it could possibly be the end of America.
Also if it does happen, you should all move here and help make Australia great again
>>67587188
why on God's Green Earth would he do that? Makes no sense, his campaigning alone has forced Hilary to move further left, there is a good chance during her presidency pressure from the far left will increase and she is willing to bend towards it, everyone forgets she almost got decent healthcare pushed through congress in the 90s
>>67586199
We're tired of identity politics. Get over it. It's about competency now.
>>67581339
>1. Bernie will leave (only a retard would believe that he stands a chance now)
And then they'll stay home on election day like they have at his primaries. He polls better than he runs.
>2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
They'll stay home.
>3. The Democrats already have the majority over the Republicans. So just from this point now, we can see that Hillary wins. It's over. The elections are over. Do you understand?
The democrats have a majority only in the recent elections, where we had 45% voter turnout. Most of the remaining 55% lean right, and Trump's base is almost entirely composed of people who never vote. He's gambling on his ability to bring them to the polls - and while Bernie can't seems to get them to come out when it matters, Trump consistently does so.
>4. But that's not over yet. Trump is going to win the Republican race, yes. But all the people who voted for Cruz pretty much hate Trump, just like all the idiots who voted for Rubio or Kashis. They won't vote for him if he is the only one left. They will vote for Hillary or stop voting.
Partly true, but I think you underestimate their hate for Hillary, and I think you underestimate Hillary's ability to motivate and increase that hatred during the general.
>>67591260
>I hate the fact that this is a possibility and could potentially happen
I hate the fact that you're a retard. Buy me a drink.
>>67591384
He won't.
>>67591412
A lot of people really hate hillary, but she'll still do better with moderates than Bernie.
>>67591635
where did you find this?
>>67585072
As a normie: most normies hate Trump.
Hell, outside the hugbox of /pol/, most people hate Trump. You gotta understand, Trump has pissed off the Jews, the Muslims, the Socialists, and students, the teachers, a lot of women, and most establishment people. My extremely conservative grandparents hate Trump, and would prefer to vote for Hillary, who they consider to be a snake, over Trump.
To be fair, though, they are mostly just opposed to the language he's using. They actually like a number of his policies, but they hate the way he talks, and they value people looking, acting, and sounding presidential above actual policy.
Anyway, that aside, he really does not have broad support outside of right-wing areas. I live in Orange County, a traditionally very conservative place, and the majority of the people I've heard talking politics have just despised Trump.
He is not a popular guy. He wins, what, 40% of the republican vote, about? He's only the top candidate because the republicans are split 3 ways for the other candidates, and because the other candidates are absolute garbage. End of the day, Trump is a minority candidate. He has no chance in the general, barring something unusual like an indictment or scandal for Hillary.
YES
YES
YES
PLS NO TRUMP
PLS NO RACIST IDIOTS
>>67581339
lol bernie fags are up to no good tonight
bad people. sad.
>>67581339
Anchor Baby
>>67591882
>buy you a drink
Ok baby, I'll buy you a raspberry flavored vodka cruise drink and a new purse for your handbag
A
FUCKING
NICE
LEAF
>>67581339
Hillbabe is not going to get in. There will be an October surprise. Biden will likely get thrown in last minute
>>67592016
What if Trump encourages an insurgency after he loses?
>>67592539
Honestly though, why are mixed drinks such shit?
>>67590993
>GOP-leaning moderates
You insane bro? People who had given up on voting, real moderates, and even liberals who are not black, female, or illegals are backing Trump or Bernie. These people will never vote for Hillary mind you.
>>67589358
so.... forehead fat is a thing... murica
>>67581339
Is this suppose to imply she's ugly with no make up?
Because she's pretty hot without makeup if anything
>>67581339
>Bernie supporters won't vote for a Republican
>Cruz voters will go to Hillary
Get your head out of the ass. There's no one on this planet who hates Hillary more than a Cruz
supporter.
On your point #2 there, guy, I'm a Bernie voter who will ABSOLUTELY vote for Trump in the general in a Hillary vs. Trump matchup.
Also, shut up, leaf.
>>67592016
>and they value people looking, acting, and sounding presidential
Honestly, that's a really, really important criteria
the stupid shit Trump says during primaries is all well and good, but that sort of talk is how wars start, how embargoes happen, how breakdowns in international relations occur, it's completely unpresidential
Christ almighty could you imagine him trying to deal with the Norks? We are so fucked if that happens
>>67592598
then Obama declares Trump a terrorist and has his ass blown off this green earth with a covert drone strike :^)
>>67592016
Nah you're full of shit man. You must not hang around with salt of the earth people (which is the majority of this country). These people don't give a shit about the media calling someone a racist. These people make racist jokes all the time and their number one issue is crime and jobs. Trump speaks to working class people, only white collar yuppies would have a problem with his language.
>>67593094
both my parents and sister support bernie, but will vote trump come nov. they loath hillary. and there are many, many others in this camp
>>67581339
>democrats will always vote democrat
>republicans will jump ship?
your logic seems flawed
>never use the terms always and never when talking about a population our size
informed republicans will not jump ship
imformed democrats will
uniformed democrats will vote hilary
uniformed republicans will not vote.
we are just hoping there is more informed people than uninformed.
>>67593196
Give me this and video of cliven bundy getting jail-raped by negroes and I can die with some satisfaction.
trump has
>the girls
>the cash
>the attitude
what more do you need?
>>67581339
>Bernie voters will vote for Hillary, who they hate because she's an establishment corporate shill
>They won't vote for Trump, who is a self-funded candidate not beholden to corporations.
>Cruz voters won't vote for Trump, even though their policies are similar
>Cruz voters will vote for Hillary?
A
F U C K I N G
L E A F
>>67582825
He has a chance if I donate this weeks paycheck in advance
>>67582825
LMAO These two statements aren't mutually exclusive.
>>67581339
Bernie supporter here. I'm already prepping the MAGA bull.
>>67593418
Seriously, the DNC and their establishment media mouthpieces aren't even trying to hide their corruption and their sellout of working class Americans. I'll vote Trump and watch it all burn before I let them decide who the candidate is going to be from the start, expecting me to fall in line. Fuck them. Burn it all to the ground, Trump. Burn it all.
>>67593215
It's true I don't know what the middle of the country is like politically, as I haven't been there long enough to really put down roots and know the people in the Midwest, but I'm just telling you, here in Cali, even among the conservatives Trump is not a popular guy.
Maybe in private, the people here love him, but in public, they shit on him constantly. I can walk down the street here for 15, 30 minutes, and here at least one anti-Trump joke. My barber, one of the most conservative guys I know, voted for Ken Calvert every single year since Calvert started running and has voted in every election he can remember, says he will sit this one out if Trump's the nominee. He hates snakeoil Hillary, but he refuses to vote for Trump under any circumstances.
>>67594232
>here in Cali
>>67592016
As a normie living in the red part of a blue west coast state: most normies hate Clinton.
Trump is a meme, Cruz is a shill, but they would vote for not-Hillary regardless if it was fucking Cubio or Yeb.
See how useful these posts are? A N E C D O T A L
>>67594232
>people in the Midwest
This image applies to people in the Midwest shockingly well.
i just want to cum on her feet bros
>>67594232
>here in Commiefornia
A "republican" candidate to Californians is literally a juiced-up movie actor.
It's actually kind of funny they don't like Trump.
>>67581339
Honestly who the hell would vote for trump over hillary or sanders? The media will ruin trumps campaign if he gets through this bit anyway thank god.
>>67592687
Because you get judged for not been able to handle the taste of alcohol (if you're a guy) its generally something girls drink too
In Australia, alcohol is a big thing and mixed drinks are seen as girls drinks, im not talking about your rum and coke, Im talking about the mixed drinks that have been flavored to the point you can't even taste the alcohol
Culturally most guys here will judge you if you are seen drinking one of them because it means you can't handle the taste of alcohol and therefor you are not really a man and shouldn't be drinking in the first place.
She looks younger with out makeup
Bernie's quite a bit closer to Trump than Hillary. Hillary will turn around and support the trade agreements being pushed the moment she gets into office, only a total moron believes otherwise. She won't do jack shit for the working class because she'll be too busy planning the invasion of Syria or whatever other hellhole looks promising at the time.
Trump could easily attract the working class and union vote that normally goes Democrat(once the primary rhetoric starts winding down) because a lot of them realize they're getting screwed by politicians like Clinton.
>>67587605
honestly this, its gonna be syria or north korea that starts the fire.
>>67594636
>fucked up eyes
>terrible nose
>disproportional thumbs
>bulbous big toe
>second toe longer than big toe (on right foot only)
this freak of nature is objectively one of the ugliest people i have ever seen
>>67595774
>flavored to the point you can't even taste the alcohol
I drink vodka and lemonade primarily. What now?
Also related
>mfw people who drink american beer shit on anyone else's drinking preferences
>>67593541
Compassion
A little pause from Ivanka
>>67596412
What a degenerate, privileged whore
>>67595962
>Trump could easily attract the working class and union vote that normally goes Democrat
All he really has to do is make them believe he can really bring back jobs.
Of course it's a moot point since the automation revolution is upon us, but so few of people realize it.
>>67581339
>2. All the Bernie supporters will vote for Hillary (only a retard would believe that Bernie supporters will vote for any of the Republicans)
>3. The Democrats already have the majority over the Republicans. So just from this point now, we can see that Hillary wins. It's over. The elections are over. Do you understand?
an attempt was made.
>>67581339
Your counter memes are weak energy fuck along weed leaf
>>67596601
Eh its high fashion what do you expect
>>67596601
she was a professional model bro
>>67593092
This guy
>>67594636
yes, we all do
>>67588693
>If I make a thread about trump being stumped maybe I wont be a faggot
>>67588084
>tfw pregnancy fetish
>>67582563
>>67597272
>>67597378
>>67596429
that's actually a spot on retort... trump is almost more robotic than marco.
>>67596313
no what now but people would judge you here for that.
Vodka and soda or dry would be an acceptable middle ground.
i think ivanka may be a goddess taking human form
>>67597678
>>67597745
>>67596313
>what now?
Vodka and lemonade is a good mixed drink and popular only when it hasn't been flavored to the point you can't taste the alcohol, if you are buying a bottle of vodka and a bottle of lemonade you can mix it how you like and you can choose how strong your drinks are, buying pre-mixed drinks in store is pretty much faggot tier desu senpai
Try different kinds of drinks too, my favorite alcohol is actually American brand whiskey (wild turkey 101) I would recommend it and it would be cheaper for you too, alcohol pricing here is fucked and I spend $60 on a standard bottle of that
>>67585793
ivanka trump? more like ivanka have sex with her
>>67598128
>>67581339
First of all, A FUCKING LEAF
Second, you are the shittiest shitposters, leave the professional work to Australians.
>>67598214
aww
>>67598293
>>67598147
I can buy a bottle of vodka for about $20. It will last me for a few weeks.
I do drink other things, vodka and lemonade is just my staple.
>>67597535
We need to update that image, I'm sure we're up to about the 200th time this year.
>>67596057
I know you are insecure just by how you talk. Only insecure people are this bitter and nitpicky about looks.
>>67586856
can't stop staring
>>67581339
>A
>FUCKING
>LEAF
I RUN THE NUMBERS, TRUMP LEAD IS NOW 740 DELEGATES TO RATO 400
RATO ON SUICIDE WATCH
>>67599509
i know you are insecure, because you avoid all of my (valid and true) points and choose to imagine things to attack me over. you cannot refute my objectively correct assertions about little ms. freakshow here, so you close your eyes, stick your fingers in your ears, and call everyone around you bitter.
you are a sad, pathetic little man who has to deny reality itself to make it through the day. learn to accept the truth - she is hideous, and you are a failure.
No Republican will vote for Hillary. Any of them with a shred of passion for gun rights absolutely refuses to vote for her.
>>67596224
>>67593541
Hnnnnnnng sweet lord jesus i'm jumping the border rite now!!!
>>67584866
Fuck she was a hot jailbait.
>>67583426
The DNC make the rules for their primary. They'll just pick Biden at that point
There are no federal rules until the actual election happens, these primary races are whatever the DNC and RNC want them to be
>>67601611
>>67595774
>handle the taste of alcohol
what about enjoying a fine spirit?
>>67596313
I don't like beer either. And wine is a rip-off.
>>67599764
>a striped, dollar store napkin used to wipe up some strippers puke.
>>67584866
no way weird shit didn't happen between them
>>67581339
Maplenigger has a point. The only logical way Trump can win is if Hillary gets indicted, Dems have atrocious voter turnout, or Trump manages to rally not only the Republican voter base but also more whites.
The issue is that you underestimate Trump's banter.
Something Australian is in his blood. Trump's banter is what got him to where he is today. His Twitter, his speeches, his interviews, his debates.
Now consider that every single Republican opponent he has had so far COMBINED, doesn't have HALF the material for banter that Hillary does.
>used to be a Republican
>didn't support gay marriage
>opposed to drug legalization
>infidelity
>frequent side hopping to capitalize on political trends
>Benghazi
>literally ought to be INDICTED, at a time in history where an indictment was enough to convince every one on Earth that MARTIN SHKRELI is SATAN
Banter alone will convert a large amount of Bernie's former fanbase, and many many Conservatives not currently devoted to Trump's victory.
>>67602117
Nah Bernie supprters loathe Clinton. this is an establishment vs nationalist battle.
>>67602117
dems currently have atrocious voter turn out. its the inverse of 2008 when democrats had more voter turn out
I just think it's soooo funny when non-Americans try to act as if they've got some insight on the American Presidential race.
If you want to know who's gonna win in America, you find out on the streets of America, in the restaurants and bars of America, on the golf courses of...well, 'nuff said.
Nobody's talking about Hillary Clinton today. Matter of fact, nobody's been talking about her. She has done whatever is the opposite of capture the people's imagination.
What we're talking about is Donald Trump. He's got the country electrified.
Ya know, there are a lot of people - a LOT of people - who just outright would never vote for Donald Trump just because he's Donald Trump. They are changing their minds now. Because they see the vision, they see the strength, they see the planet-sized ego that is going to actually drive this insanely charismatic man - seriously, try to take your eyes off of him when he's speaking - to do what he says he's going to do.
President Muthafucking Trump - get used to saying it.
>>67581339
Wtf Ivanka is so beautiful.
>>67602298
THIS
Couldn't have said it better.
>>67587188
>Im more worried thst if trump wins he will get Obamad in office and nothing will get done for him.
>IF
There is no "if" about it m80. It'll just be 4 years of government sponsored reality TV drama of Trump getting cockblocked by the Congress establishment from left and right.
>>67601626
>They'll just pick Biden at that point
OH SWEET JESUS MAKE IT SO!
>>67581339
>leaf
>>67602530
>I just think it's soooo funny when non-Americans try to act as if they've got some insight on the American Presidential race.
This. Especially when they're from LOL CANADA
>>67602686
>>67602298
Honestly if it gets that bad for hilldog she'll just walk up to trump at the beginning of a debate and rip that rug off his head.
>this kills the trump
>>67581339
>>67602117
Said increasingly nervous man for the 15th time this year.
>>67582120
Ouch.
True though.
>>67595997
I really hope whoever is controlling (or trying to control) this rts game is having fun because FUCK them
>>67602990
>hurr hair isn't real lmao what now, Trump supporters???
Come on man
>>67603042
Kek
In Trump's own words:
>We are going to win so much, we're gonna have win after win after win
>You people are gonna get sick and tired of winning!
>You're gonna say please, please President Trump we can't take this much victory, please stop! We don't want anymore wins!
>And I'm gonna say to you, "We're gonna win, I don't care what you say, we're gonna make our country great again!"
>We're gonna win, we're gonna WIN, and we're gonna WIN!
>>67584587
>no one in their right mind would vote for Hillary.
Tell that to Ohio. And every other fucking state.
Oh well.
Time for Trump '16!
>>67584866
YOU. JUST. KNOW.
>>67602298
And let's not forget this little gem of a skeleton in the closet.
Don't be surprised to start hearing the name Vince Foster once the general election commences.
>>67603505
>>hurr hair isn't real lmao what now, Trump supporters???
You say that now, but when you see the white of his scalp his spell will be broken. Mark my words.
>>67603559
I was referring to non-feminists (people in their right mind)
>>67581848
Two of these aren't happening. I'll leave it up to you to figure out which.
>>67581339
I will personally flip out if he does beat Hillary. It still won't stop me from voting for him though. /pol/ becomes like /sp/ during election time. Fuck! The general election is just the Super Bowl.
>>67603042
oy vey
