Kevin O'Leary just predicted a Trump victory in the general elections, and that Canada is going to go to shit because of his tax reform, since we'll be the most uncompetitive place in NA, especially Ontario.
Where in the US should I move to?
San Francisco to hang out with me and make fun of liberals.
you can move your mouth onto my dick
>>67571348
sounds like invitation to gay orgy party
>Frisco - prolly it is
>>67570961
Nevada, since your currency has collapsed.
Cheap land and no income tax I think. I'm just being helpful.
>>67570961
West Virginia. Truly God's country.
>>67570961
Detroit with the rest of the niggers.
>>67570961
This photo is from somewhere in BC
I can tell because of how it is
>tfw family owns a cabin
>it's a shitheap
>right next to a river that overflows all the time and erodes the foundations
>>67570961
Source?
>>67570961
Stay where you are anon - God Emperor Trump will soon annex Canada.
>>67572343
Was on CP24 10 minutes ago.
>>67572350
I hope so. Either that or we need a good nationalistic leader to come and take O'Leary as Minister of Finance to fix this mess and Make Canada Great Again. I'm afraide we're too cucked though
>>67572226
Yeah I live in rural bc looks a lot like my house.
that place looks comfy as fuck
>>67572226
Yeah, I thought it looked like somewhere in the West Coast. I have a bunch of these.
>>67572350
If we were to annex Canada, for reals, how will it work?
>Canadians, Quebec may or may not be excepted, vote to join the United States of America
>Canadian territories make up half of congress
>Canada brings its own tax base, but pools its debts with U.S. Sovereign debt
>Mounties get introduced to original 50 states, but with Blue uniform, beats the living shit out of dindus on horseback
>Canada becomes Quebec of North American Union, being a giant tsundere for fellow Americans
>Mexico still not allowed into glorious union
>Blacks migrate north to Canada because FREE HEALTHCARE, NIGGA
>Alaska, finally a contiguous state
>Americans become more British, counteracting Mexican Reconquista aspirations.
>Russia: "AMERIKA, WHAT ARE OF DOINGS!? NYEEEEEEEET! "
THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!
>>67573054
>>67572226
>>67573295
This place looks nice as, fuck you cunt's don't appreciate anything do you?
Just sell your land back to the Indians and let Quebec secede, at least they're nationalist.
Stay in your containment zone, faggot. We have enough shitskins already.
>>67573609
>Sell land back to Indians
>They build casinos and whorehouses
>Den of scum and villainy
>But tax-free zones
>They grow mangoes
>>67573904
99% sure I'm whiter than you.
>>67574080
>99%
>Not 100%
Exactly, nigger.
>>67570961
Come to Texas
Unlike your whiney brethren, we down south don't have an inferiority complex and won't give you shit for being from Canada
We'll welcome you like a brother as long as you respect us as well.
>>67574080
>>67573295
>>67572226
>>67570961
BC secession when? Or at least a pro-BC party like the PQ or Wildrose
We have leverage being the only Pacific province and the gateway to the Asian markets
You pretty much have two options.
>Have a job lined up in the USA (next to impossible with no connections).
>Be a rich motherfucker.
Good luck.
>>67574436
Isn't Texas full of hipsters and nu-males now? Or is that just Austin?
>>67573295
Can you upload your folder somewhere?
>>67574436
>Texas
>down south
>won't give you shit for being from Canada
>welcome you like a brother
Texas is probably the only place on the planet more pozzed than Canada and Sweden. You're also not the South.
>>67574718
Pshh. That's just Austin. Fuck that liberal shit hole.
Houston is filled to the brim with nigs and chinks
But there are plenty of suburbs and rural areas that would be cool with you.
>>67570961
Stay there parasite. Can't wait for Trump to put a stop to all your duty free shopping.
>>67574845
You're probably thinking about Austin and Houston.
>you're not the south
What are you smoking?
>>67574718
It's honestly the worst state in the Union. Half the State is Mexican. Kebab, chinks, and niggers totally run Houston. It's a hop, skip, and jump over Texas' border to Ciudad Juarez, a cartel wasteland and forward operating base. They've got homosexual mayors in almost every major city. Dallas-Fort Worth is a sprawling barrio.
It has pretty much zero redeeming qualities but people from there never shut up about how great they are. It's worse than California and only survives by bleeding chink business out of California with lower taxes and taxpayer-funded subsidies [that Texas residents are dumb enough to support]. I think they also have some of the highest property taxes in the nation.
>>67574790
https://mega.nz/#!tpBnkCIT!3j23Ptf8fB6Pkopiw3qZQUE3VWMQpfdSpzySYjZgvvg
That's my wallpapes folder.
>>67575048
That's okay, I'll just come over after his H1-B reform :^)
>>67570961
Arizona. Odds are you or a relative already have a house here.
Just hop the border to the state closest to your province or where you can find the best job for the skill/degree you're bringing with you.
>>67574582
>secession
BC will be the New California in like a year when all the Hollywood actors move there.
Besides, they own Legendary and Paramount now.
Soon, more studios will move there.
>>67575689
Wew. You could not be more wrong. Texas, like all other states has liberal cities, but a large majority of it still is conservative and traditional.
Youre stories are detailed, but that's all they are.
Did you get bullied by people from Texas when you were younger or something?
>>67570961
>>Kevin O'Leary just predicted a Trump victory in the general elections
Yeah, no. Don't make any rash decisions Canadabro.
>>67574080
>>67573295
>>67570961
Damn that looks beautiful. How difficult is it to move to Canada?
>>67570961
You're not welcome, stay the fuck out and live with your choices like an adult.
Maybe if your coward ancestors stood up to the crown instead of running to a frozen wasteland, you would be economically competitive, but take that up with them after Abdul and Hassan kill you.
>>67576281
>a large majority of it is still conservative and traditional
Nigger, the majority of the state is NOT WHITE. You are a third world outpost in these United States.
It's not the 80s anymore. Time to wake up.
Literally who
>>67576451
From what I understand the housing market is pricey
>>67573054
if you live in rural bc just come to washington and chill man
northwest front
>>67576457
>implying I was born here
You realize this is Canada right?
>>67576610
>still incorrect, and still bitching like a woman with a grudge
So where does this hate come from? Again, were you bullied by Texans when you were a wee little tyke?
Because if so, then that's fucking hilarious hearing you vent like you are now
>>67572350
I really hope Trump annexes Canada. He would slap the shit out of Trudeau and punt all the Quebeckers right in the cunt.
>>67573609
Lmao I'm an English immogrant don't tel me how amazing this place is I know it cunt.
You're welcome for some good beer if you ever find yourself on the sunshine coast Oz.
>>67570961
>Kevin O'Leary
the based Irish strike again
>>67576849
I've been to Washington. Was in oroville for lunch a few weeks ago, all arnica diner run by Mexicans haha. Good food tho
>>67570961
That's a beautiful log cabin.
>>67570961
he's probably right and idc. i have my US passport and will liquidate my assets and mover permanently to the US. canada can get fucked, the problems here didnt begin nor will it end with weed man
>>67576680
Kevin O'Leary is basically Canada's Donald Trump, except with all the radical right wing views.
Very successful investor, never gone bankrupt, celebrity.
He's suppose to be nominated Leadership of the Conservative party, but I like the current leader.
She gets vicious when she's off the script.
>>67577816
O'Leary is worth a fraction of Trump and is already generally disliked. Ambrose is a kike-worshpping relic. The CPC needs to get its shit together somehow because I've got no hope left.
>>67570961
LET IT BURN AHAHAHAHAHAHA. TURDEAU WILL BE FUCKED FOR LIFE. FOUR YEARS OF HELL FOR A FUTURE ON THE RIGHT!!
>>67575689
Property taxes slightly higher, NO state income taxes. Net win.
>>67576893
Which is, again, why you're not welcome.
>>67578613
Peter Mackay is the logical choice, Dan Albas is also a great choice though not sure he wants to run
>>67575689
texans for real think they can secede from the union. they forget that they already tried and lost.
>>67571348
But liberals would leave to Canada.
>>67570961
Madison when all of the liberals flee to Canacuck.
>>67580014
A sentiment shared by people here, true;
But Irrelevant to Texas' current state and standard of living.
You know Mr Wilson, some time ago, in the Bronze Age, a tribal people squabbled in filth somewhere around modern day Cambodia and are now fondly referred to as the "Leech Ones" by a small, dedicated sect of historians. While the majority of their existence has been lost to the sandy ruins of time much like my ex-wives, minute traces live on through ancient hieroglyphs and pottery. One such piece sits on my coffee table and is more valuable than the lives of 30 Cambodians - considering that's how many died pulling up the sunken ruins where it lay in the predator-infested swamps of the Tonle Sap-Mekong Peat Forests. Also five mules. Inscribed on this pot is a depiction of the long lost technique of the "Blood Nurture" wherein a mother, already used for the purpose of breeding, fulfills her final, most important job. The land of Cambodia is a harsh mistress and the newborn children had to eat. To ensure the survival of the tribe, the men would fasten makeshift masks of cut stones to the children's faces and attach them to the mother with rope fashioned from the local flora. The young would stay attached to the mother and cut her to bits, feasting on the blood and flesh for sustenance until she keeled over and died days later, afraid, in pain, and betrayed. Now, I look at you, and I see your business, and that pot won't stay out of my head. You're not a shark Mr Wilson. You're not a leech. You're a Cambodian woman being drained of her lifeblood by tiny babies.
I'm out.
>>67579526
Peter needs the motivation to get back into politics though.
>>67572055
Fellow WV fag here. Have been go Canada a alot. Our wilderness is basically Canada with less pine and gays.
>>67580524
wat
>>67580524
Holy shit, is that a real O'Leary quote?
>>67580524
I little too much ~7/10
>>67580524
I like this meme
>>67580524
Is this a legit quote?
Damn. This guy has the mind of a cold blooded killer
Literally everywhere in the west has been fucked over by "good on paper" theories about how to achieve perfect equality without improving competitiveness, and in some cases removing it.
Everywhere.
You're best off with either a time machine or by trying to form a centrist revolution, these have a better chance of succeeding than you finding a nonfucked English speaking country.
Oh, and don't go to countries where you don't speak the native language fluently. That's fucked.
>>67579526
eh
The libs and cons are basically the same anyway.
I wish something like the burgers are seeing would happen up here but being progressive and politically correct is a fucking badge of honor for us maplecucks. All of the CPC would-be's are neocon muppets.
We're too comfortable and soft for our own good.
>>67571911
Too many spics.
I'll be moving to Montana in a few years. It's probably the best state in the USA.
>>67570961
Arizona, its warmer than your frozen wasteland.
>>67574436
Texas is not the south. You were part of the Confederacy. We are compassionate, social, and live in beautiful country. You are almost universally assholes who live in mostly barren wasteland.
>>67580443
personally, i like texans. i dont like texas though. it was too hot for me. but many of them are nice people. also your big cities are shit. but rural texas is very nice. also idk how you guys can live with all of those neck tattooed mexicans. they all have them it is disgusting. Most of them just say spurs or some retarded shit. but the white people are very nice.
>>67580777
I'm from D.C. I just like visiting you
>>67570961
You've already gone to shit.
>>67570961
North Dakota. the second oil boom is happening in 2017 brother.
>>67577802
Trump will build The Wall - North and kick your ass back over it.
Why doesn't Kevin run for president? I mean Cruz can
>>67581309
KEK,
"Centrist Revolution"
>>67576451
I've heard our immigration laws are actually pretty tight. Also, once you get here get ready to pay out the ass for stuff, it's expensive to live here.
It's easier to get in if you marry a Canadian.
>are you a qt grill?
>>67580524
I knew Cambodians were the Mexicans of Asia
>>67579526
how can you reply to a post stating Ambrose is a relic (she is) and seriously suggest Mackay as a logical choice?
one of the last things he did was table bill C36. the rewrite of the country's prostitution laws. it was the most massive piece of crap femmishit legislation shat out of the cuckservative government. they literally lifted Sweden's left wing, feminist inspired laws and repackaged it for canada.
people are in fucking denial about government here, Harper cuckservatives are just as PROGRESSIVE as the other two major parties, calling yourself 'conservative' means shit in this country.
unless some massive fundamental social change happens in canada, not much will change when weed man goes, the same way canada didnt suddenly fall to shit when weed man took over.
cuckservatives..
>>67581583
>Texas is not the south
>Texas was in the confederacy
So, how is it like? You know, having a simplistic head that doesn't hurt when you make absolutely retarded and contradictory statements?
Must be pretty nice.
>>67581589
Yeah, I live in a rural area. Very few spics and injuns. The ones we do have are very nice/bro-tier and work pretty hard towards our small community.
Trust me, we hate the major cities too.
>>67575733
thanks for the folder senpai
nice taste
>>67570961
>Jumping ship instead of fighting to take back your country
You're basically a Syrian refugee you fucking faggot
>>67581924
A right wing revolution will fail quick just by mentioning Nazis at strategic moments, why even bother? A centrist revolution, even if it fails, will basically indicate to the masses that the pendulum is way too far left, it's starting to hurt innocent people.
Laughing at "centrist revolution" is correct, because it is laughable.
>>67571911
Soon no income tax for all poor people familia. Great times ahead under trump. Nobody in my close family makes more than 50k a year, so i couldn't be happier about Trump.
>>67570961
> moving to a specific city
Don't be a fool and throw your money away on rent. Don't buy property until you find the best place for you.
Instead get a nice cargo van, customize it to be a stealth camper, and tour the US for free while meeting people, doing remote or temporary work as you travel, and looking for your favorite state.
About to start doing this in 3 months.
>>67581904
i'm not applying for citizenship dickhead, i already have it.
>>67575733
>January 20, 2017: Donald Trump inaugurated as President of the United States of America
>January 21, 2017: Two thousand nuclear weapons are simultaneously dropped across the land of Canada.
>>67582988
Thanks Obama
>>67583085
Don't give Obama credit.
>>67582178
Your most major & remembered battle is the Alamo. A large part of your history focuses on Mexico. Your state heroes all relate to the various ways vs mexico.
Our culture rotates on the Confederacy: flags, buildings, historical markers, even food. A disproportionate number of our museums, parks, streets, etc are named after civil war heroes.
Your shit-tier are mostly Mexicans (again, your independence from mexico). Our shit- tier are the nignogs (hey, slavery, the civil war).
You are culturally, historically, and geographically NOT the South.
>>67582815
A passport is not citizenship. Asswhip
>>67570961
>Where in the US should I move to?
kinda depends on what you want.
I'll assume a strong preference for few brown people.
Rural vs. Urban?
you'll be hard pressed to find anywhere seriously urban without large didnu populations.
Canadian type climate or somewhere warm?
anywhere warm will have mexicans, whom are generally much preferable to dindus, most being actually bretty good and nice, actually having jobs and speaking english, unlike dindus and illegals.
New England, specifically vermont, new hampshire, and maine are pretty cool.
rural minnesota, wisconsin, and michigan will be very ontario-like except with good ol' country folk.
there basically isn't a large city that doesn't suffer from a lack of major highways to handle it's traffic load, tho.
>>67584034
i am an american citizen, i was born there and lived there in the midwest for 10 years. stop being a semantic little faggot.
>>67583991
>and yet he still prattles on about how a state that was in the confederacy is still not the south
Yup. Must be nice.
Haha
>>67575733
thanks bb
>>67570961
Philly, we're violent about hockey and homes are cheapish. We have pork roll over the border in NJ which is like canadian bacon kinda.
>>67571733
Sweden would know.
>>67570961
We'll buy your worthless land and own your country (moreso). Don't worry Canada bro, you'll be American soon one way or another.
>>67585805
Of course they would.
>>67582443
Ironically enough, Bernie Sanders platform is more like the National Socialist platform than Donald Trump's.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Socialist_Program
>>67582596
can i come?
yeah blame trump for canada going too shit
not le weed man who HAS NOT EVEN LEGALIZED IT LOL
>>67576680
The Shark Tank guy who's bald.
>>67587813
That's the best part. They ruined their PM position for years, furthered the economic damage, got flooded with refugees, and the one reason they risked it all was weed, which he can't actually even legalize.
Stay out of Alaska, Montana, Idaho, and the Dakotas. We're full.
>>67584378
Then make that point clear in your posts, peckerhead.
>>67570961
Post Falls, Idaho
>>67588283
I love my country but I'm still coming to terms with the fact that we're going to be a failed petrol state in a few years.
>won't even get legal weed to ease the pain
>>67580777
>>67572055
Virginia LMAO
>>67570961
fuck off we're full
>>67576457
EDGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY MOM MAKE ME DINNER!!!
