REDDIT TEARS THREAD
R/SANDERSFORPRESIDENT IS A GOLDMINE RIGHT NOW
>>67566926
>Trump is so fucking racist
>and if it weren't for the god damned Blacks voting against their own interests we would have our Commie in power with free everything
This has been the best election season ever
We can do it, we just need to phone more people
>america wants to stay in the 60s and 70s
fucking ageist bigots
>>67567551
HELLO YOU CIS RACIST SCUM WHY AREN'T YOU VOTING FOR BERN!
>>67567319
May the memes forever flow as plentiful as the salt in liberal veins.
>>67566926
> All that black panther/hippie/Feminist art nostalgia from the Bernie team
> Accuses others of wanting to live in the 60s/70s
>>67566926
I am fapping to this. Is this normal? I can feel their liberal tears hardening my penis, it so cash.
>>67567551
i cant stand this shit out of everything they are doing calling random people is the lowest most pathetic thing. I imagine they are doing more bad than good
>>67566926
>'America wants to be in the 60's'
>not America's greatest decade
>>67567551
Social Justice Weenies prank calling normal people with communist kike propaganda sure worked wonders.
>>67568399
Is anyone else doing this? I can't imagine it being effective at all when it comes to getting voters.
>>67566926
MY DICK IS EVEN HARDER KNOWING THAT THOSE FAGGOTS ARE HERE WATCHING MY CHAMPION WIN AND MY COCK EXPLODE WHILE THEIRS SUFFERS AT THE HANDS OF WOMYN AND NIGGERS
>Bernie Squad
>Cadet
>>67568479
That's not the 80s.
>>67568399
I guess people like this are running the telemarketing?
>>67566926
j u s t
Kek.
>>67568899
I'll take going to moon over rampant capitalism.
>>67568399
I told them with my troll account that phonebanking was counter productive, they all gave me -56 karma points.
See who is laughing now.
>>67568399
damn thats beautiful. They are fucking themselves so hard
>>67568971
LIBS REKT
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>>67569138
And THAT is why you'll always be the Netherlands, Netherlands.
Leave the greatness to U.S.
>that amazing feel when reddit's soul gets crushed
>>67568796
Did it once, literally worthless and just pisses people the fuck off.
>>67568971
That's so sad lol
I still think Bernie is a better person overall. He at least has some human-like qualities to him unlike Hillary.
I'd much rather the end result be bernie vs trump than hillary vs trump.
>>67568399
IF I received a call from them, I would tell them I am not voting bernie simply because of the call. Fuck these fags.
>>67569622
>Like my gay friends who were sucking Bernie dick on facebook then did nothing
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>>67566926
>Bernie squad
>>67569622
>my gay friends didn't vote
SURPRISE
>>67569622
>Screw it voting Trump
Feels so good!
>>67569622
>Like my gay friend who were sucking Bernie dick on facebook then did nothing
My sides
These posts make my day, thank you Anons for tolerating that shithole.
>>67568399
i wish i could get called, just to laugh as hard as i could over the phoneline
Now you go in with shill accounts and claim you are going to vote republican to punish the demos for rigging the primaries/superdelegate bullshit.
Do it faggots.
>>67566926
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersForPresident/comments/4ahwe9/march_15th_voting_megathread_for_florida_illinois/
KEEP SHILLING FOR TRUMP BY SAYING SOMETHING LIKE: "IF BERNIE CAN'T BECOME THE DEMOCRATIC NOMINEE I'LL VOTE FOR TRUMP AND NOT THAT LYING WHORE HILLARY." KEEP UP THE WORK, LADS. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
>america wants to stay in the 60s and 70s
But the past eight years america has had a nigger president
the fuck do these people want?
>>67569219
kek
>>67570079
im going to proxy up and shitpost for fucking hillary and trump on reddit for fucking months since those bernie assholes came here
>>67570219
Been happening for a long time anon, don't you worry
>>67570258
Good idea, but now delete this post to hide the evidence.
Those /r/4chan faggots WILL ruin everything
>>67568796
no I got a call yesterday and its annoying as fuck. it will generally work the opposite way
>>67566926
I want to go BACK to the 60s and 70s.
>>67569138
I'll take the best music of all time and the computer/vidya golden age over filthy hippies and the first great murrican chimpout. With that said, the early 60s were based.
Praise Kek
>>67566926
>If we win 4 states today, Hillary will lose momentum and we WILL have the nomination. We have over 5,000 users online. If 1 out of every 5 people makes 10 calls, we can make 2,000 calls within a matter of MINUTES. Want another Michigan? DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT. Want a revolution? BE PART OF IT.
>>67567551
MATCH ME!
>>67570719
>70's 60's
Nigger 50's was the best era of the US history. Segregation included.
>>67568911
Holy fuck, that pepe.
>>67568399
I wonder if we could start phonebanking for Hillary but completly painting her in a bad light
I bet these were the same faggots laughing at us Ron Paul supporters in 2008 and 2012. Oh how the irony stings.
>>67566926
60's and 70's. You know as opposed to going all the way back to the 30's
>>67569622
>Gay libs promoting communism don't even bother to go vote
What a surprise.
>>67570258
Doing this makes you no better than reddit
>>67571571
Borderline Fraud. Election rules are insane.
>>67569622
>screw it voting Trump
HE GROWS STRONGER BY THE SECOND
>67568911
Check 'em.
top kek you mad cunts
anyone else fapping?
I, too, enjoy laughing at these poor souls.
But, it would be more productive to help channel their anger into rebellion against the Shillary, by voting Trump.
If you can bring yourself to stop mocking them and encourage them to take revenge by voting against the only other non-establisment candidate, you should do so.
Remind them that the 2 party system is really a 1 party system with 2 false choices, and there has been little difference between BushJr, Obama, and Clinton.
Even if Trump isn't their first choice, he should be their 2nd, because a vote for Shillary is a vote for more of the same. This is our best chance at getting an outsider in the white house in 20+ years, and to throw it away because you didn't get >muh socialism is incredibly foolish.
Remind them the media is against BOTH of our candidates. Regardless of their prior feelings towards Trump, it should be obvious now, that the same MSM shills attacking Bernie are attacking Trump, and there is only one way to fight back now.
>>67573733
ill forgive your newfaggotry on the basis of that sweet get.
>>67574037
yes.
>>67569885
does anyone have source on this gif I have been searching for years.
Berniefags on suicide watch. Literally.
>>67574369
Its from Boardwalk Empire, cant remember which episode
>>67574369
Looks like boardwalk empire
>>67574221
>as his supporters became violent
>>67574369
>>67574588
I think a season opener too.
>>67574221
I don't think bernie fags will support trump.
They don't care that he's anti-establishment. Trump hurts their 'feelings'.
>>67574369
>>67574496
>Boardwalk Empire
this
It's from the first ep of season 3
>>67574471
LOL
Hope he killed himself by now.
>>67574876
Cheers.
>>67574471
Ahahah, this has to be facetious. How the hell can you go 150k in debt to work as a bar tender?
>>67571165
Fucking 4chan.
>Go to read about leddit tears
>see Sadak Cling to Rock
>Google image search
>reading
>fall in love with picture
fucking assholes.
So are are leftie bernie faggots voting hillary or trump?
Prepare for an influx of "Trump is a fascist!" posts.
>>67575235
They seem split.
>>67574858
Yea thats probably true for most of them, but a fraction must be angry instead of sad, and looking for a way to fight back. Trump is their only option now. Remind them that he will hurt Shillary's feelings, Rubio's feelings, Jeb's feelings, etc.
>>67566926
>Implying the 60s and the 70s weren't the best decades for America.
>>67572319
>"Now listen soldier, shooting back at the enemy soldiers who are shooting at you makes you just as bad as them, copy that?"
>>67575154
>>67575140
Another tasty morsel.
>>67570581
Screenshotted
>>67570719
Bernie supporters want us to go back to the 1910's...
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Voted for Bernie today. Won't be voting in the general election at all. Guess Trump is our next president. I hope he at least makes anime real.
>>67575628
Haha they are so fucking delusional. Literally watching Reddit lose their collective marbles at the moment.
>>67575474
>Swedish military training
>>67575235
Bernie will endorse Shillary, but we need to make sure they vote Trump. He should be their 2nd choice, if they actually care about putting an outsider in the white house.
Remind them how mad it will make Jeb.
Tell them Bernie is only endorsing Hillary for a job in her cabinet. Not because he actually likes her or thinks she will do a good job.
>>67575628
sorry but those projections are like 99.9% accurate
>>67566926
>tfw i just got $495 from bernouts tonight
funny thing is that they are so cucked that they dont know im on the hillary train
>>67568399
>tfw no one will phonebank you so you can hold the line for an hour asking pointless questions
:-(
>>67573950
AHAHAHA!!!! Fuck I wish I saw that thread and I would have joined in.
>>67574471
>Bernie was my career plan
kek I hope this fag really offed himself
>>67571413
What is it a reference to?
BTFO
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>>67575479
top kek
>America isn't feeling the Bern
>Bernt out
"I support Hillary Clinton 100%! So I'm using my funds to support her cause!"
>Progressives sepuku in mass, fixing the communist problem.
>>67573950
YOU GLORIOUS BASTADS
NICE TATTOO COMRADE
>>67576773
ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?
>>67566926
Anyone got that one about bamboo and a katana?
Bernouts are feeling pretty down today.
>>67567551
Can /pol/ sign up and call people on behalf of Bernie?
>>67575628
Oh god
>america wants to stay in the 60s and 70s
2015
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>>67577056
dude weed lmao
Retardittors wont even know how to fill out the voting paper when the time to actually vote comes.
Relax, we can all sit down and wait to see what a major disappointment Trump will be. A scull n bones retard, a man that gets shot for saying he might expose the jews in america, a nigger, hilary clinton, her husband, a communist jew, IT DOESNT FUCKING MATTER!
You fucking degenerate morons. You are stuck in the basement and the only thing making a hivemind that is /pol/ is the internet where you can be who ever you want.
The time to use those guns is 60 years too late. Even then it was late because of the Soviet Union which is what you will become sooner or later.
>>67567551
Imagine if /pol/ worked this hard for trump
Instead we just shitpost and use meme magic and we get 10x the results
>>67574369
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6S158_5vLc
got u familo
>>67575628
These people should not be allowed to handle money. Imagine how much they donated, what a waste, could have sent to really poor kids in needs.
Fuck plebbit.
>>67573950
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>>67567319
Even if Hillary wins, at least we beat reddit.
>>67573950
>are you gonna vote for Bernie or not?!
lmao :DD
Trump should offer a promise of free tattoo removal for all the Berniebot inked idiots.
lol
>>67574732
Jesus I hate the print media
>>67566926
it's happening bros
trump is going to lock down the nom
I..i can't contain my excitement
hold me lads
DENIAL LEVEL: MAXIMUM
>>67566926
someone do what they did when buttcoin crashed
post a suicide phone line and upboat it to the top
>>67573950
Well shit, they asked for it
>>67566926
Why don't these people look in the mirror?
>"Guys you know why the country is so shit, because people don't know what to do with money!"
>"So what's the solution!?"
>"Let's give this old Jew more than we can afford and then for the next 4 years we'll get free shit!"
>"Fuck, what a great plan!"
>Bernie gets Bernt out
>"KEEP SENDING HIM YOUR MONEY GUYS! I JUST SOLD MY CAR AND DONATED IT ALL TO BERNIE!"
>"I JUST REMORTGAGED MY HOUSE AND DONATED IT ALL! IT'S A SHAME PEOPLE ARE SO STUPID WITH MONEY AND DIDN'T GIVE TO HIM! I HATE BEING THIS INTELLIGENT IN A WORLD OF RETARDEDS!"
HOW'S THE SALT MINING GOING, LADS?
FIND ANY GOOD TEARS YET?
>>67574471
I'm really sick of the whole free college/pay for my student loans BS.
I've paid any and all loans I have received in my life and these little shits can own up to their own loans.
>>67568971
I'm enjoying Bernie's loss more than Trump's win.
>>67577443
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>>67574732
>LUEGENPRESSE
>LUEGENPRESSE
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Former Berniebro here. Voting Trump, I've had it. Africans-Americans vote for Clinton like automatons, without even realizing she's the most corrupt woman on the face of the earth.
Much rather see Trump just for the entertainment value than another goldman sachs stooge who makes $250k speeches she then won't release.
>>67577448
MEME MAGIC STRONK
>>67567551
>reddirfag
There's a new posts like this on sanders4fagboi literally every few hours and it hits front page every single time. It's absolutely hilarious to think how many broke uni students are donating money and wasting time canvassing or calling people instead of studying, and it's going to accomplish absolutely nothing as Bernie has no chance of winning.
Communists playing themselves desu.
>>67577999
Liberals aren't the brightest bunch of people.
>>67570258
What a waste of time. They can make up their own minds, the fucking tards.
>>67578112
>That passive aggressiveness because someone is being a negative nancy
>>67577698
Pretty good
>>67577222
Inspected sequentials
This would be keks.
>>67567871
>>67568399
These fucking idiots are driving voters away from bernie, just like the Chicago shit. These cucks are delusional
>>67577561
>We
We do not shill for hillaryous.
>>67572319
If your enemy had guns, would you still use sticks and stones?
>>67576773
ARE YOU "KIDDING"?
>>67577492
Or pay their own god damn tuition.
>>67569138
You are what's wrong with our country
>>67577448
>implying meme magic doesn't get results
It evidently works much better than actually applying ourselves
>>67578112
this is good, we should run with this idea.
dont bother convincing them to vote TRUMP because Donald is the best candidate, convince them to do it because he is the "worst" and it will make people realize we "need" a socialist that much sooner.
>>67568399
fucking this, I would be seriously pissed off if annoying teenagers/phonesaleshills called me and asked me about voting / wanted to talk politics...
they don't even get it do they? They scare more people off with this shit than they possible can "convert"=>decide who to vote for.... doesn't work this way you god damn spoiled stupid millennial feels commie kids.
>>67568971
The kike tasted the reddit shekel pie and now he's addicted
>My reddit friend at my college has been acting a lot more irritated these past couple weeks
>Wasn't sure why
>See this thread
Welp, now I know. Kind of awkward being the only trumpfag in the group, but i'm good at keeping my powerlevel a secret
>>67578385
RARE
I looked into this kids other posts and he mostly comments on r/genderqueer. He's a 13 year old faggot.
THIRTEEN YEARS OLD.
fuck, times like this I really love 4chan nohomo
>>67578112
>start over and make a new country
fucking kek
>>67566926
>>67578810
POOR
How do I make a thread on /sandersforpresident without link/article?
>>67568399
I wish I was an American so I could have these people call me.
I want to tell them I'm a undecided democrat leaning Hillary.
I want to ask them what the difference is between democratic socialism and communism.
>tfw not an American.
>>67577448
It truly is a beautiful process.
>>67578787
You and me both. I make snide comments about Bernie every now and then but I never let them know I lean towards trump. Theyre so pissed right now
>>67578144
NEWFAG
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>>67578144
either a newfag or a troll
>that flag
never mind
>>67578871
>>67578979
Are these guys friends?
>>67575430
Vietnam.
>>67566926
>bernouts confirmed for Women Studies majors who don't understand statistical projection
>>67578176
>African Americans
You mean niggers? It's ok, you can say it here, I know you want to
>>67569219
keked
thank you for that anon
>>67578979
>I was told I would get free shit
>I feel scammed
Oh I wish I could be a gullible teenager again
>>67578365
>bern victims
>make up their own minds
>>67575221
Romance art is pretty much peak European art, as far as i'm concerned.
[spoiler] I actually fell in love with that picture 10 years ago when it was used as a cover for a Lovecraft omnibus [/spoiler]
>>67578980
VIRGIN
>>67576534
ID: pedoge3p
>>67579267
Did you know that Australians actually lost a war against birds?
>>67576578
It didn't exist.
>>67568399
I like this plan, /pol/. I think we (read: Americans) should jump on this bandwagon and start phoning and shilling for Bernie. Annoy the voter so much that they won't vote Bernie out of sheer spite.
>>67578112
>they think you can't perform an uprising with semi auto rifles and pistols
>but they think a bunch of beta Bernie voters can accomplish the same
>>67568479
60s was a clusterfuck, are you kidding?
Try the 50s
Here's my compilation
holy fug I'm dying of laughter
>>67579026
>>67579026
>>67579026
>>67579026
pls respond
>>67579471
You got one of those shrunken zika heads yet?
Hahaha when history looks back at the Bernie campaign, the most memorable part will be when his animal supporters went to a Trump rally, attacked people, hospitalized two cops and stopped am ambulance from reaching people who required medical care.
wheres the reddit live link?
>>67576394
They don't exactly require you to know anything about statistics in order to collect your bachelor of the arts in cuckoldry studies.
>>67574221
Yeah seriously it is a waste of time. They will never cross over for Trump because that would invalidate the "feels equals reals" that Trump is a raycis bigget etc because some people with nose rings said so.
The best thing to do is just crush their spirit and laugh at them until they feel like retreating to the darkness of their rooms for a month. Most people here should be familiar with that feeling.
>>67577999
This. The trips speak truth!
>>67579723
good OC
>>67579581
I'm well aware my cevapi friend.
>tfw not back in Sarajevo slathering ajvar and kajmak on my nipples in a nargila bar
Jesus fuck I have been waiting for these salty salty tears for so long, this is incredible
>>67579843
You forgot the part where Trump overwhelmingly won Cook Co. in the primary the next week kek
So once the presidential candidates are established will Trump still have a plethora of bernie faggots and spear juckas disturbing his events or will they give up?
What section of the public will George Soros draw his useful idiots from?
Oh heavens
>>67579723
Nice one, but you do need more.
>>67566926
AYY HERES SOME FRESH SHIT
>>67578722
Convince them to vote Jill Stein and throw their vote away.
>>67579723
>That's it. I'm voting Trump.
Beautiful.
>>67579625
lads...i think this australian is onto something
I wonder how bad he plays
>>67579766
In your account settings, disable custom subreddit stylesheets. Then in /r/sandersforpresident, just click the Submit A New Text Post button.
>>67580122
>not stupid enough to vote for bernie
kek
>>67577999
Yes this man you hit head on nail right now
Thank, take care!
>>67579458
I've got that same Lovecraft book and a print of the pic hanging my living room. It's a boss picture
>>67575479
I almost shit myself laughing. kek.
>>67580122
>today is the death of democracy because other free citizens didn't vote for the candidate I wanted
ahahahhahaha
>>67580346
Can we split his tips? He would understand
>>67577443
tfw /pol/ told me the registration deadline and I was able to participate in my caucus.
Thanks a ton to the people who post Trump threads daily.
>>67579723
>voter fraud doesn't exist until our magical kike loses
>>67577351
why are all his tattoos such absolute shit?
>>67580318
Australian wants us to shitpost in real life.
>>67577999
>>67578645
This brings me back when /v/ stomped reddit at Tribes. They went extremely tryhard and got wrecked by a ragtag team /v/ threw together. Our mediocrity out does their absolute sincerity time and time again.
>>67579625
where can i find a random number from USA
>>67580346
Bet he borrowed it from someone
lawdy lawdy
Easter came early
>>67579766
Submit a new text post
>>67579417
He's the gift that keeps on giving
>>67574221
>As his supporters became violent
Wew lads, actively seeing history being rewritten.
>>67580656
Tribes Ascend or one of the classic Tribeses?
>>67573950
Lol, doing what we do best
>>67568479
That's not the 50s
>>67580218
THIS
>>67580069
>implying they aren't Shillaries running false flag operations
>>67580427
>>67580717
I can only find Submit a New Link.
Text seems disabled, or is it just me?
>>67579723
Well done but you should add on to it
>>67580656
>a BR with 200 ping and a literal furry beat the strongest team reddit could produce
fucking good times
>>67566926
My brother wanted to vote for Bernie in the primary. Actually saw the guy at a rally... Didn't register to vote in time.
>>67568399
>>67567551
>>67566926
HAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHH
all their money and work phonebanking and shilling
FOR FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!!!!
>>67580776
Ascend
>>67580031
It's like Christmas, my birthday, The Fourth of July (TAKE THAT YOU COMMIE, BERNOUTS!), Mayday, WWIII and SKYKING all came at once.
>>67567903
Thatwas beautiful anon
>>67566926
>Stay in the 60s and 70s
What did she mean by this?
>>67575479
Right as I read the last line a client called and I had to talk to this ass about his 401k while holding in laughter.
>>67566926
>REDDIT TEARS THREAD
Good, good.
>>67570928
mexibro is right
>>67574471
>150 thousand in student loan debt
Every time
>>67578176
I'm with you on that, bro. Trump all the way, here.
>>67566926
what was wrong with the 60s or 70s?
This is some top quality shit, America.
>>67580776
Ascend, enjoy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urfADUE22zA
>>67577826
>TYT
kek
one of my friends got pissed at me for supporting Trump last night and tried to convert me to Sanders. He cited TYT at one point and claimed America spends over a $1 trillion a year on military spending.
>>67576773
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
>Have a friend who's a massive bernie supporter
>He doesn't know who I'm voting for, made jokes about rand who I told him I supported when rand was still running
>see his candidate get BTFOD
>my face the whole time
>>67567551
As much as I disagree with them politically, I do respect work ethic.
Thing is, these welfare suckers would probably be able to hold down a good job and probably excel at it if they had the right outlook. I can't be bothered to call people to get them out to vote, mainly because I am lazy.
It's a damn shame and a waste of good work ethic.
>>67577472
>fat white chick
>black eye from the bull
>sanders supporter
You cant make this shit up if you tried.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3yCcXgbKrE
THREAD THEME
>>67580427
I just looked. They disabled them for the mass influx of links they were expecting.
>>67569853
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>>67572160
Gay guy here, why would I vote for sanders
Why do people assume I would vote for sanders
>>67580995
assravaged lmao
:^]
>>67580995
>Bernouts confirmed for wanting to take away jobs!
>>67579723
>is there a way to get my $50 back?
Find the Jew.
>>67568848
I had to save that picture, here's your (you)
>>67567551
this is what bernie supporters phoning people looks like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoAmll3ViQA
I don't get the obsession with reddit but whatever.
>>67568911
Please don't make this guy a meme. I cringe every time I see his face.
>>67578385
snapped and trapped.
