Florida
>>67551250
>>67551250
If Trump takes more than 65% here we are the new chosen people tbhfam.
Panhandle reporting in lol
>>67551250
Glad you appreciate my state, anon. Dumping Florida shit
>>67551891
Riverview anon here... Live right on the Alifia. Tampa is full of yankee snow bird fags recently .
>>67552249
>>67552249
Yankees dont vote here. Hopefully.
YANKEE SCUM LEAVE
REEEEEEEEEE
>>67552430
They can luckily only vote in one state. I hope they stay home. I am so fucking tired of random people with jersey accents filming me and calling the cops or who the fuck ever when I open carry a blade.
>>67553138
are you a chef?
>>67553138
>>67553737
No. I can cook like a motherfucker, but I am not a chef. In the state of Florida it is legal to open carry a melee weapon. I also spend a lot of time in the woods.
Aussies are honorary Floridians and vice versa
We should have more Aussie-Floridian friendship threads in the future
Cheers
>>67551250
my parents moved to Naples a couple years ago, it's really nice there. seems like most of the gulf coast is nice, inland can get pretty faggy tho
I'd like to retire there too, hope nothing fucks up Florida before I get old
>>67552794
Your state is a fun place and we're both voting for Trump. Calm down.
>>67551250
they are like aussie wannabes
>>67553885
It's your right, and I get that, but do you have any real reason to carry a giant fixed blade when you're not in the woods other than muh edginess? I totally understand the practicality of having a knife on a hike or whatever, especially in Florida, but like... going to Target and shit with a knife on you just seems silly to me desu, but whatever
Just curious, the chef comment was kind of dickish, sorry about that
>>67553958
get in on the inland property now, and you may be beach front by the time you retire.
>>67554112
You have never witnessed the true face of madness
You've never stared into the abyss ony to have the abyss whipe out its massive vascular cock.
I live in Miami damnit! I'd rather live in hell!
>>67553885
I got a double. It has a nice fish cleaner on it. Never walk around without it. Yankees dont understand. Friday night I was hiding in the shadows with it out. Thought the neighbor was coming to start shit. Turned out it was my buddy playing pranks. Fucker almost got throatcut.
Tampa here. Is it really fair to compare Floridians to Aussies?
>>67554112
Floridian shitposter here, can confirm
>>67554295
>any real reason
because he can?
>>67551250
Tallahassee reporting. Trump will take all.
>>67554626
Chill out, Miami is great unless you live in the hood
>>67554768
This is a golden orb weaver
They spawn this time of year. They're bigger than the palm of your hand and cast nests that can exceed 10 feet in length.
Welcome to south florida
>mfw Ohio might shame me on /pol/ forever
>>67555238
>Miami is great
t. Tourist
>>67554295
I wish to be armed in case of attacks. Also, it's my right, I'm gonna exercise it.
>>67554112
>aussie wannabes
I didn't know Aussies like to fuck their siblings.
>>67555238
Miamifag here, this is true
>>67553907
Hey Australia, Florida here. Luff you bb <3
Niceville / Destin / Fort Walton Beach checking in, currently in Afghanistan doing military stuffs. Thank you based home state for doing the right thing!
>>67554112
Easy chief. We got guns. Who wants to be who?
>>67556736
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS LYING DEMON FROM ANOTHER DIMENSION
STAY AWAY FROM THIS GODDAMN CITY LESS IT DRIVE YOU MAD!
Fellow UF faggots?
>>67557008
How's life being stationed in sandniggerland?
>>67557330
Hell, Miami is fine if you dont mind being surrounded by a million faggots, jews, and Cubans.
Oh wait...those things are all the same.
>>67557330
Sorry poorfag but it can be pretty nice tbqh famalam
>>67553907
I've done some training in Austrailia, at Gallipoli Barracks in Brisbane. Great place. Fucked some delicious Aussie girls there too. The Austrailian Soldiers hired some hookers to make out and fist each other during a little show while we drank beer. You guys are bro tier for sure.
>>67553907
941 florida fag reporting here
Aussie-Floridian friendship 4ever!
>>67557672
I wish
FIU reporting
>>67557703
It's not bad. My 5th deployment, 4th to.afghanistan. thanks to the draw down, this is the first time I've got to live on Kandahar Airfield instead of sleeping on top of some frozen shithole mountain. Nice room, endless food, gym next door, get to watch the ANA BTFO out of the Taliban all day on predator feeds. Not bad at all.
>>67557672
FSU here
>fuck the gators!
>>67557672
Here here brother
Florida.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNPxIibhcKY
>>67559224
oi say that to my face m8
>>67559367
Fuck
The
Gators
>>67559367
u wanna have a go m8?!
I'll beat your ass harder then when we beat you at football last season!
>>67559224
>Reply
fsu here
>>67559730
>ass harder
FSU is for Faggots, Sluts & Unicorns
>>67553907
i'd be down for that
cheers m8
Thank you my fellow Floridafags.
>>67560168
>Sluts
damn right we do, we got the best looking girls in the country here. You jealous gator?
>>67551250
>tfw i didn't get around to changing my party in time
I'm glad my fellow floridians didn't let me down
MAGA
Miami-Dade here
I made sure to vote for Trump.
>>67560798
LIDDLE RUBIO RIP
>>67551250
Most of Florida is Cubans, Dominicans, Haitians and Beaners though.
Trump confirmed win in Florida.
>>67560636
[spoiler] You are just jealous that we have the best College in the state. [spoiler]
>>67557672
UCF reporting in.
>>67561187
UCF STANDING BY SAW A LOT OF TRUMP TODAY
>>67561132
That's south florida
might as well be a different state
fuck you Miami
>>67551250
Miami-Dade master race reporting in. I'm already bracing for the Cuban hate. Don't disappoint /pol/
>>67555861
>that photo set
Haven't been back to /k/ since that day. Still a bit shell shocked.
>>67557008
>>67558050
>>67558797
>fighting for the zionism
Good goyim. At the very least I hope those kikes pay you a good salary for risking your life while protecting the opium fields.
>>67561445
I got into a verbal argument with a lot of SJWs yesterday in front of Millican hall. I had a trump shirt on and they gave me the finger so I asked what was wrong ladies
Anyways feels good going to the only public university the god emperor had a rally at
>>67557672
FAU Jupiter here - so many libtards where I go to.
>>67551250
>Florida man arrested for driving van full of alligators to work whilst high on meth, when asked where he got the meth he reportedly told the authorities the alligators gave it to him.
Average Florida news story.
>>67551891
quick question anon is turtle soup still legal in Florida ?
>>67554295
Up here in Washington (a blue state) it is very common to see men and women carrying around large blades on their belts. Sometimes guns even. Even bernie cucks love their weapons. Also literally everything is a fucking forest up here and I have had to use my large fixed blade on multiple occasions for things like clearing brambles or cutting away fallen branches that a small knife couldn't handle. It is also important to not we have a ton of mountain lions and bobcats that commonly wander through urban areas, one time a bobcat wandered into my friend's open back door and he lives in the suburbs.
>>67553907
Yup, not surprising a state shaped like a dick will be friends with ex-prisoners
Thanks for fucking it up for the rest of the country yet again Florida fags. Enjoy your prescription pills, old joos, rednecks and spics when you're all under water 20 years from now
>>67564071
In FL the gators did give it to him. Yankees got no idea how we operate.
>>67554295
One good reason to have a good blade on you whenever you drive anywhere is to finish off wounded roadkill, bashing a deer in with a hammer is alot more work than it sounds...
>>67551250
FLORIDA OC NOW
Melbourne representing.
>>67551891
I love those little fuckers
>>67567308
Based gopher tortoise
>>67561662
That's not true; I live in Central FL and there are plenty of Mexican, Puerto Rican, and Colombian families here.
>>67569273
>Tfw fucking colombian pussy
Feels good
>>67551250
1,000,000 TRUMP VOTERS IN FLORIDA
UCF here.
This shit is gold. I saw the ucf democratic club and the knights for sanders on fucking megaphones telling people to go vote and giving out free pens as incentive.
>>67557672
reporting in
>>67551250
THANK YOU FLORIDA
SOUTH FLORIDA REPORTING IN.
#TRUMP2016
>>67561132
Jorge Ramos from Univision called Dominicans "Nazis" due to a fuckton of Dominicans in the U.S., mainly from NY, support Trump.
Proof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEKS5MHExQk
The butthurt over at Fox.
>>67571151
>Miami-Dade
Shit, son.
>>67571596
MY UCF NIGGA! come visit me in aks
>>67553138
fucking yankees reeeeeeee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLMU90Aa2Oo
>tfw I'm the only FIU fag here
>>67554112
florida is aus as fuck.
>>67551250
Pensacola Florida here, can confirm. Powerful as fuck. I just hit SSJ-3 today with voting for Trump.
>>67551798
Panhandle bro, where at?
Florida anon checking in. I was the first one at my poll at 7 am to vote for Donald J Trump. (Pic is my Floridaman style house)
>>67551250
I need to catch up on what Florida Man has been up to.
He always does way cooler shit than Alabama Man.
Roll tide
>>67551250
This is true
Thank you Florida for doing your duty.
>>67552358
Haha, I actually just got back from there
>>67553907
100% agree with this
Coastal Florida would be easy to confuse with coastal Australia.
>>67574701
Anytime, fampai.
>>67574701
daily reminder a florida flags there's a chance it's from someone in a swamp.
The way Florida is forever yankee proof is because we can REALLY go inawoods.
>>67558744
>>67562290
>they think these are real schools
>>67567308
My boy! I am too in the 321.
>>67555590
You have failed this country.
>>67553907
Cheers.
Last year had a Diamond Back Rattlesnake sitting on my front porch. Had to get it into a bucket and move it elsewhere. Fucker would kill me if it bit me. 6 highly venomous snakes in our state.
>>67553907
You can borrow my airboat anytime ausbro.
>>67575367
>Shit talking FIU
I'll cut you nigger
Florida is a shithole. The whole state smells like an open sewer. And it's second only to Texas for bat shit crazy.
>>67576196
I applied to FIU as a joke. I got accepted with a full ride. I laughed. Really hard.
Born and raised in Broward, going to school in Alachua. Can't wait for all the Bernie tears tomorrow.
>>67576365
Fuck off, I bet you're from Massive Two Shits.
>>67576386
W-what do you think about UWF, sempai?
>>67576386
Lying on the internet is a crime
>>67576365
You are just mad Yankees can't possibly conquer this land.
>>67564555
Yep, Actually funnily enough its colloquially called "Cooter" as in vagina... no clue how that tradition started
>>67557672
>UF
Eyyy whats up? Senior here.
Pic is from the other day at lake alison on UF campus. My friend was eating lunch with his GF when a gator joined them.
>>67576583
Mass is a frozen shithole.
>>67555413
I like the one that looks like it has a furry back and then you agitate it and it turns out the fur was actually more spiders
I've lived here my whole life. I love it in the winter, but now I'm hating it again as summer is closing in. There is no spring in Florida.
>>67551421
d-do Australians like Floridians or something? I-I thought they hated all Americans...
>>67576987
No fall here either if you live in South Florida. It was 90 degrees today. Fuck man. I hate this weather.
>>67576583
>W-what do you think about UWF, sempai?
Nonexistent, although I do love Pensacola
>>67576709
It would be, if I were lying. Did the same thing with UCF and FAU. At least they didn't give me a full ride.
>>67551421
W-we are like Senpai? Senpai notices us?
>>67574191
Jacksonville here
my neighbor is shooting off fireworks and cheering really loudly in his yard
>>67577550
It was so hot yesterday that even the wind was making me sweat, and hell it's not even spring yet.
>>67575113
Amen, Even here in North Florida there are parts of swamps no one has seen in hundreds of years. Brown Recluses, Cotton Mouths, and Gators are great reasons for people unfamiliar with the swamp to STAY OUT
>>67551891
Took care of one of those at my state park job, was fun until he started explosively shitting everywhere
>>67551250
>>67557672
You can catch me at Southwest doing squats correctly
>>67575660
Fuck Trump. I love Ohio now.
>>67551250
>get to be proud of living in this crazy ass place for the first time in ages
Florida Man voted Trump today.
>>67577572
Did you apply to UF
>>67577758
get ready for a hot fucking summer. El Nino is about to bend us over with no lube.
>>67576731
I can smell that picture from here.
>>67578701
All I want is some rain. My grass is straight yellow right now.
>>67577572
Reeeeeeeee
>>67577572
UCF is better than whatever shithole you ended up at.
>>67578701
>Did you apply to UF
I applied to almost every school in Florida, more so as a challenge than anything. And funny you mention it, UF was the only school I did not get accepted to. Which is a shame because it's actually a damn good school. But I ended up alright.
>>67579642
UCF is alright, but not as good as my Alma mater.
>>67580023
Used to be that UF would accept C students. Now you have to have a 4.0 and be in 5 clubs just to be considered.
Or just be good at a sport.
>>67580023
So where did you go that was so great? Inb4 you try to justify going to Rollins for 45k a year
>>67557672
Fags. Only true Aryans attend St. Leo.
>>67559224
>FSU here
>>fuck the gators!
FGCU here.
>I agree, fuck the gators.
>>67551250
>Florida Florida
ISIS Hunting 101: How to Bag & Tag Jihadis by Florida Gun Supply
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbVYHpcZO3g
>>67580276
Bethune Cookman
>>67555413
I used to wander through the woods and blast these fuckers apart with my bb gun. Fuck them building their webs all over the god damn place.
>>67551250
Thank you Florida for not fucking up an election for a change.
This was just a warm up the general will be coming soon and I want you to give it your all.
I swear if we have to wait a week for you drunk retards to recount again we will all be very cross with you.
>>67576816
you are full of shit, I saw that pic with the same story in the Alligator last year.
Nice try bub.
>>67557672
unfortunately. I've never felt like I was going to be attacked by Bernie Supporters until that day...
>>67576902
Carrier spam bullshit.
>>67580833
are you black?
>>67561445
Fellow Knight right here.
>>67562290
Fau Boca here. Fuck you honor college faggot
>>67555413
Best airsoft targets
>>67580023
>>67580242
I got into UF with a 3.3 gpa. Just make sure you have good scores on your standardized tests.
>>67581188
Just grabbed it from my friends profile on facebook. Nice try bub.
>>67583559
yea well it wasn't "the other day"
Based Mickey Mouse
>>67551250
>you will never...
>>67582072
>tfw ssc boi
>>67584603
I transferred to ucf after one year without an AA and a 2.8 gpa. Had some good professors at SSC though. The Oviedo campus is pretty.
Based Florida memes
>>67560636
"Look at all these shallow whores that have the same degree I have, are you not jealous?"
Holy moly, your Girl's School never ceases to amaze
>>67580297
Fucking St. Leo? Lord help you.
>>67580833
BCU is a shithole.
FIU, FAU and even UNF are better schools. Even FAMU, the public HBCU
Also, here's an official ranking of Florida's public universities
1. UF
2. FSU
3. UCF
4. USF
5. FIU
6. FAU
7. UNF
8. FGCU
9. FAMU
10. UWF
11. FPU
>>67585663
>UCF in number 3
I'm okay with this.
I use to hate Florida for with your crazy methheads, cubans, and bullshit laws but now I'm so happy. thanks Florida bros you my senpai. ;_:7
>>67585786
UCF has been doing well recently [spoiler]Barring football[/spoiler] It disgusts me to see that cow shit university in 4th place.
>>67585283
Is this animatronic or a puppet?
No bird is dumb enough to do this with the real thing.
>>67580386
Ayy FGCUbro
>Florida
Man, fuck those flying cockroaches and fire ants.
>>67551250
Is Florida a meme state?
>>67585995
That gif is beautiful.
>>67586257
How does it feel dunk city is back in the big dance?
>>67586240
it's real bro, Gators and crocs do that shit all the time. lost of animals fall for it
>>67574191
Godamn WAFI
Wind
Assisted
Fucking
Imbecile
>>67586843
also snapping turtles do it
Panama City here.
This place normally smells like shit, but tonight it smells like Trump Victory.
I have never been proud of my state or county until today.
We fucking did it.
We proved we're not all toothless gator fuckers hopped up on bathsalts.
>>67585663
>UWF that low
>can't afford to go elsewhere, already own home and family here
On the bright side, I'm top in my department with a 3.9~ish GPA.
>>67585663
Lrn2UM
Ranked above all those shit tier public unis
>>67551250
All 99 eh? The most patriotic state?
tfw made florida great again
New Smyrna Beach reporting in
>>67587326
If that list included private unis, UM would be #2 behind UF.
>>67587220
There's nothing wrong with a UWF degree. A schools reputation can only do so much.
>>67586637
It's cool although I don't follow the sports teams. More exposure for the University I guess.
>>67587326
quiet, marco
>>67551421
Florida=Sunshine State
Queensland=Sunshine State.
>Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida! >Britain is proud of you Florida!
>>67588011
Pretty much how I feel about it. A names a name. Unless I was aiming for fucking LHC career or something, I should be good career wise yeah?
>I feel for the Electrical Engineering meme
>>67551250
American alligators are weak little faggots compared to our crocs.
>>67589348
>American alligators are weak little faggots compared to our crocs.
You're seriously retarded aren't you?
>>67590202
>>67589348
>>67590638
Actually a gator that file name though
>>67551250
My mom is mad I voted for Trump
We were all supposed to vote for Rubio but I voted for Trump
>>67589348
We have crocs too you know
>>67585995
>FLorida
>meth
We have crack, bro
>>67569273
What part of Central FL? Most of Volusia is white. It actually went up from 82% in 2010 to 84% in 2014.
tfw live in miami
>>67551250
Florida sucks ass
t. Floridian
>>67591023
Your mom is a dumb whore
>>67590202
>>67590638
>>67591804
>Saltwater Crocdile: Mass: Male: 400 – 1,000 kg (Adult), Female: 80 – 100 kg (Adult)
Length: Male: 4.3 – 5.2 m (Adult), Female: 2.3 – 3.5 m (Adult)
>3700 psi bite force
>American Cuckigator: Length: Male: 3.4 – 4.6 m (Adult), Female: 2.7 m (Adult)
Mass: Male: 230 kg (Adult), Female: 91 kg (Adult)
>3000 psi bite force
>>67593831
We have both gators and crocs
And panthers and bears
What large mammals do you have
0
Bitch
>>67586415
more or less yeah, but still an interesting place to live. its like if the la area of cali was a state. you can see plenty of plastic bullshit in orlando, but drive 30 minutes east and its nothing but swamps and forests. based 528, where college kids driving to the beach go to die.
>>67592426
Cubans go back to Cuba reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>67594597
Your crocs are introduced and are even weaker than your gators.
>American education
>>67594788
>based 528, where college kids driving to the beach go to die.
kek
>>67551421
>>67551250
Not far from the truth desu, we even have the same accents in the deeper rural areas.
>>67553907
How's the fishing over there?
>>67593831
>>67593831
American crocodile
Scientific name: Crocodylus acutus
Higher classification: Crocodylus
Speed: 20 mph (Maximum, In The Water)
Large, mature males regularly weigh about 400–500 kg (880–1100 lb), with the individuals of six or more meters surpassing 1000 kg (2,200 lb)
We have them too, mate.
>>67552249
>Recently
You mean the 80's onwards?
I live here and I want to move out but can't afford to move. Once you're in Florida you're stuck until you become rich.
>>67594979
Don't talk shit about Cubans
Some of us voted for your meme candidate
>>67594985
>American crocodiles are introduced
No they aren't you cunt, they're native and a protected species.
>>67595005
fucking seriously. i havent lived in cf since 2009, but when i was there, that bit from the 520 on ramp to the 417 i think was the deadliest stretch of road in florida.
>tfw cruising down the beeline towards o-town
>tfw listening to the phillips phile all the way there
man i kinda miss florida
>>67595276
>Americans think their crocs are the same as saltwater crocs
>>67551798
Panama City
daytona beach reporting in, god bless NASCAR
>>67594979
it honestly sucks living here.
white people and english speakers are the overwhelming minority here
>>67595507
I'm from the area just north of ucf, and the road we always took to NSB was 415. that's also really fucking bad but fortunately they're widening it.
>>67577680
Holy shit same here. I never thought about it but we are even worse than Aussies. Can we please get a Floridian flag Mods?
>>67595727
>Australians thinking Florida doesn't have saltwater
>>67595727
I know they aren't the same, I'm saying we have crocs too. I never said it was 1 for 1, I know salties are nasty as fuck.
We have something far more dangerous though. Armed niggers.
>>67590202
>>67590638
>>67590826
>>67591804
>>67594597
>>67595276
>American education
>lived in based Florida
>forced to move back to cuck ohio
Please take me back Florida. I want to be home again.
WHO ELSE /ufmasterrace/ HERE
>>67596194
>Australian life expectancy
>>67596194
>australia in general
how's shitposting on a 200kb connection?
>>67591950
I see way more pills than crack, meth is certainly on the rise.
Who 772 here
>>67594985
American Crocodiles are native to Florida and Puerto Rico, as well as some other third world central american countries.
Fl native now living in MA I miss it there senpai winter sucks.
>>67596518
>Be American
>Get shot at 18-23
>>67596925
vero beach or fort perice?
youre welcome americans florida is truly the best state
Any anons from the PSL area?
>tfw surrounded by a nature reserve nad we get alligators in the pools and bobcats lurk around
>>67596518
>Melbourne is literally the safest city in the world
>>67594985
>Not knowing what the Everglades are
>Australian Education
>>67595956
dont think i ever drove on 415. is it nice and scenic?
nova road is still my favorite drive. so many good fishing spots along it too.
who /palm coast/ here?
sure is a lot of nothing to do in this city.
>>67553138
Couldn't carry that in FL unless you were hunting, fishing, or camping.
>>67597259
>2016
>Not building an immunity to bullets
And you call yourself a sick cunt
>>67597647
You gotta admit, the hiking trails are chill tho
>>67553138
You cant carry a knife with a blade over 4 inches unless your fishing or hunting where i live in florida.
>>67597647
port st lucie is p cool. i liked to go out towards hutchinson island to see the nuke plant and all those fir trees juxtaposed against the beach.
UCF REPORTING
CAN'T STUMP
A
N
'T
S
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U
M
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>>67598179
that's our secret... we're always hunting
>>67597426
>tfw you missed the God Emperor
>>67598528
kevin? and yes I did because I worked
>>67597399
Sebastian
>>67597666
>Living in Hellborne
I bet you also pleasure yourself to the sight of your wife getting fucked by big emu cock, you big cuckoo>>67596002
>>67598643
Nah, and that was the day I had to leave.
>>67598308
>nuke plant
Muh nigga
>>67599079
took a tour of that shit when i was 10 and i was hooked. pretty sure that why i work in power generation now.
Where the /pol/k bros at?
Surrounded by niggers in Orange, spics in Osceola, and wannabe commifornians in Hillsborough
>>67561132
Was born in florida 100% irish Catholic genetic tests confirm and supporter of trump.
