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> Not literally Hitler
Are you even trying, op?
>>67536007
Yes, Mr. Bond.
this is why sweeden is Cucked
>Not commie scum
>Not too Authortian
>Better than most ppl
why do you even live in future islamabad?
>blue
roast me, cunts
Here we go again
Thoughts?
>>67536904
>>67537131
>>67537257
Approved
>>67537131
Jesus Christ fuck off you authoritarian scumfuckers
>>67537032
I'm still blue though :^)
>>67537315
I only like authority when it suits me and my interests, senpai.
This thread is disgusting.
Neo-/pol/ out in full force
>>67537315
Cucktarian spotted
I'm literally hitler in Canada
>>67535082
How would I roast you? You're at objectively the best part of the political compass.
>>67537462
>I'm a hypocritical faggot kike
>stop liking what I don't like
>>67537131
Could you please send me a link to the quiz you did with stalin and the graph
obrigado
>>67535082
>Not being a greenfag
Kill yourself senpai
>>67537520
>government please wipe my ass and let me kiss and rub your feet
>calls others cucks
Rate mine /pol/ and guess what i vote for
>>67537652
How am I a hypocrite if I perfectly know it and admit it? We all like authority when it suits us.
U fucking wot m9
R8 it yo
>>67537652
Things need to be slightly authoritaian when it comes to the authoritarian proving facts and logic.
e.g. shit like feminism needs to have authoritarian backs on, to prove they're dogshit
>>67537695
http://www.celebritytypes.com/villain/test.php
Here you go, greatest ally.
>>67537814
>your rights end where my feelings begin
>>67537455
>>67535082
>>67537257
>>67537555
i'd retake the test but these guys got the right answer for me
rate me like in all these threads before
>>67537794
Not all of is, some of us actually have principle and have logical basis for ideas besides "what I feel like is good for me and my opinions". And some of us actually acknowledge that we aren't smart enough to know what's best for everyone and nor should we dictate what is.
Just like how I hate drug use but don't think people should be thrown in cages for smoking weed.
>>67537967
Not exactly. I just don't believe in rights. People are stupid as fuck man. You fuck up, you lose your rights. You don't work, you starve.
>>67537895
I don't know if you even know what authoritarian means.
>>67538226
Neck yourself kid
>>67538098
For you bby
>authoritarians
Absolutely disgusting. How do you cuckfaggots like your government overreach?
>>67535082
You're good anon you're blue which is perfect and there's nothing wrong with libertarianism even though it could never work in a billion years. Rate me
>>67538431
I'm a political science major with a minor in economics. I wouldn't say I'm a kid, but possibly younger than you good sir.
>>67538495
>I'm 13 and fuck the government #expectus
>>67538160
>Just like how I hate drug use but don't think people should be thrown in cages for smoking weed.
You're right, they should be dragged out of their homes and shot dead on the streets for everyone to see.
I'm sorry burgerbro, but I always answer these tests in an idealistic scenario. If I answered accordingly to what's happening right now (feminazis, liberals, leftists, etc. suppressing speech and demanding government policies for immigration), I would've landed as a libertarian. So, realistically, I'm a libertarian. And ideally, I'm a tyrant. Just waiting for the pendulum to swing back.
>>67538495
Evenin' Pajeet
>>67538693
How about letting everybody live their life as they see fit?
>>67538606
>good sir
Reddit isn't here pal
Fuck off
>polisci
Typical little snot nosed pseudo intellectual
Hope you starve
>>67538720
I'm Belgian, I just study here
>>67538711
>let's kill people for liking what I don't
Edgy as fuck bro
Stay in your shithole country and never come here.
>>67538495
i'm only above the line because i'm a Good Christian anon
>>67538495
You fuckers REALLY are trying to make 1984 come true aren't you?
>>67538781
Some day you will grow up.
>>67538537
This is the true master race.
>>67539037
>authoritarians never have comebacks besides "you'll grow up"
Hilarious when nanny statists call others cucks by the way, do that too.
>>67538789
I'm making a wild guess with saying your jealousy at not having a degree is getting to you. Stay mad, fucktard.
Anyways, I'm not a bernie supporter if that fixes it. He won't get anything done. Damn Republicans won't budge with any type of compromise.
Shoot up a school with many dead? In Australia guns became illegal. Not here. Simply doesn't make sense. Ammendments for the Constitution. There's a reason they exist.
>>67539037
This coming from a Swede? Get the fuck out cuckfaggot, how do you like your absurdly high taxes going to Arab cocks raping your women?
>>67539013
On the contrary, we're the ones stopping it from happening
Ironically, I don't really like Pinochet that much
>>67538957
It's not liking what I don't. It's killing their own bodies and making ME and YOU pay for it. That's why. So we either have drugs be legal and see disgusting addicts shambling around the streets acting like lunatics while we pay for their eventual rehab bill, or we simply don't support them and have to put up with filthy streets filled with dying bums, or we just ban drugs and genocide them all. Third option, best option.
>not wanting a utopian fascist corporatist technocracy
Rate me m8s
>>67539213
Yeah I'm jealous at not having your degree that's likely going to be entirely useless.
You're welcome to move, wait until you get all that money from your degree, I'm sure you can afford it.
Fucking useless sack of shit. Enjoy your cardboard box or if your lucky the apartment mommy and daddy help pay for.
r8 me m8's, god tier?
>>67539417
How about just not paying for their mistakes? Wow that was hard, you're so caught up in authoritarianism you can't even picture other solutions.
Besides do you have any idea how many things we do that are bad for us? Weed isn't nearly as costly as something like obesity even is.
>>67539511
Politics will always exist, so not really a useless degree. Same with economics. Your points reddit tier bait m8. >>67539511
Also, I'm happy with what I make now working in a finance office. It's not amazing, and not what I want to do, but it's good.
>>67538226
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIEemKcy-4E
>>67539856
It's a useless degree because it's never going to do you any good. It would if you had some family history with politics, but not if you're just some shitposter on /pol/.
>>67539856
>a leftist cuck calling something Reddit tier
>>67539821
>How about just not paying for their mistakes? Wow that was hard, you're so caught up in authoritarianism you can't even picture other solutions.
I'm FORCED to pay for their expenses in taxes. This is a perfect example of authority not working in my favor. So we go back to my first point!
>>67537131
I need the links to thing things.
I constantly hunger for more tests to take.
r88 me /pol/
>>67537814
>>67539484
im proud comrades
>>67540038
Then why not get rid of the authority that makes you pay and that bothers you so much rather than regulating every single persons behavior?
Jesus you guys cannot even fucking think in terms of non government solutions, it's fucking sad.
>>67539856
Remember its who you work with much more so than what you work for when it comes to what really matters. If you have degenerates at work who make you feel like shit and they try to drag your spirits down then you just ditch.
>>67540182
Well met, comrade
>>67540215
Because I want authority to work in my favor.
>Jesus you guys cannot even fucking think in terms of non government solutions, it's fucking sad.
Not true. I agree with libertarians on economic issues. I don't want the government to regulate the economy.
>>67540419
Yeah good luck having a massive state regulating your garbage social behavior into everyone that won't leak into the market to regulate that as well, you're deluded.
You have to be so fucking full of yourself to think you know how I should live over myself.
>>67540670
I know you shouldn't live if you wish to indulge in nasty things, friend.
See you on the Day of the Rope.
>>67540970
>nasty things
Oh and what's nasty? Let me guess baseless shit you personally don't like so you think no one else should? Or are you the religious type who thinks we should regulate morality based on some old text?
>day of the rope meme
Yeah good luck bud, I've got guns.
>>67541206
>Oh and what's nasty? Let me guess baseless shit you personally don't like so you think no one else should? Or are you the religious type who thinks we should regulate morality based on some old text?
I'm an atheist, mate. I don't care how you live, but I'm not paying for the fucking bill, you degenerate. And that's why I like authority.
>>67541491
Are you having problem following the conversation idiot? I don't expect you to pay for anything I just want you fags to leave me alone.
>I don't like being forced to pay for things that's why I like authority which is what forces me to pay for things
>>67541731
No. The authority who makes me pay for those things is the authority who I don't like. The authority I like is the one that silences those who wish to force me to pay for it (leftists).
>>67541884
You want to force people to pay for your social control, exactly how are you any different?
Rate me /pol/
>>67542069
I'm not. I just want different rules. Same tactic, different outcomes.
>>67542009
Finally
So explain to me how you guys are not retarded and not all in the Purple Master Race section? Anything else and you are basically an asshole.
>>67542168
Congratulations then, you have one of the most evil and deluded ideologies I've heard in a long time. Is there a name for this disgusting shit?
>let's give the central system tons of power! They'll always support what I like and never change or get new people in power who are different!
>>67542397
Fucking hell, someone missed the part when I said IDEALISTICALLY. Fucking faggot, can't you realize I'm just as libertarian as you?
>>67542624
>wants to control people's behavior even if it's victimless
>libertarian
You are NOT libertarian
>>67542998
>>67542624
ITT: Faggots
The Portuguese guy is literally Stalin, capitalist edition while the American is a retarded "Let me do whatever I want" guy.
>>67542998
So you would not mind rampant degeneracy to be tolerated in society and even encouraged just to please "muh free market" and degenerate corporations who make money off exploring people?
Can I have a link to the quiz
>>67539627
>not using the transparent version
>>67535082
Bror
>>67535082
Man fuck that test.
I got Libertarian left despite approving of the death penalty and illegal immigration because they give all subjects an equal weighting. Just because I approve of higher taxation doesn't mean I support welfare.
>>67539719
God tier indeed.
>>67543669
>muh degeneracy
A statists favorite meaningless buzzword
I'm not an economic anarchist either
>>67544640
So you're a "Don't care about race, just the marketplace" guy?
So does welfare for cripples and not loving giant international conglomerates make me a lefty?
Roast me faggots
Pro-tip: YOU CAN'T
r8 me you worthless degenerates
>>67544957
unfortunately pretty much, the only way to get out of the left field is if you love to get fucked in the ass by consumerism and conglomerates
>>67544785
Generally my label is closest to national liberal
>>67546635
>nationalism
>libertarianism
wew lad
Wonder what you'll do when companies start moving from your country to settle in Jamal and Chung Li's homelands. Really interested to see them respecting the NAP.
Roast me nerds
>>67542369
There's the other one, kill yourself if your no purple
>>67546927
You just said you didn't want government interference on the market now you're here pushing for string protectionism. You're unbelievable.
Your economics are further right than mine dipshit
Rate and hate
What're you gonna do?
>>67540182
Hi Tito.
How are all of you voting trump?
If you're above the horizontal line you are a bootlicking statist cuck.
>>67546938
>Left
>Libertarian
My brother.
>>67548395
I'm not pushing for protectionism. I'm just saying nationalism is incompatible with capitalism or libertarianism because race and tradition is disregarded by profits.
>Your economics are further right than mine dipshit
Kek, we're both on the fucking right quadrants on economics.
Kept on taking the test since I started browsing /pol/. I've drifted a bit from when I first took it. Rate?
>>67544957
I find it weird that cripples cant work, they can still function mentally right? We also have ever advanced prosthesis. So, back to work!
>>67545325
Yes, because not part of Purple Master Race!
>>67549613
The fact that national liberalism is defined and is a thing disagrees with you.
>nationalism incompatible with capitalism
Flat out fucking wrong, there is no reason why they'd be incompatible.
>were both right
No shit but look at you compared to me.
>>67549262
Just below the line is best for perfect optimisation of degeneracy and statism.
>>67549262
Yes. Also, being green is cuckery to the max, so purple wins again!
>>67550250
>Flat out fucking wrong, there is no reason why they'd be incompatible.
So explain to me why, as a business owner, I should be paying your country's workers $15/hr when Ching-Li will do the same in China for cents? Capitalism doesn't give a shit about race or colour, it cares about profits. It could work out early in its development stage, but then you'd need authority to prevent companies from leaving your country if you wanted to protect the workers.
Rate / hate
>>67551210
Why the holy fuck are you arguing this point?
You are further right than me on economics you dipshit, I could literally ask you these same questions.
Do you know what capitalism is? Ancap isn't the only capitalism.
rate
>>67539714
Heil Hitler
>>67539484
You're literally Hitler. Hitler wasn't right-wing.
>>67535082
SWEDEN YES
>>67553826
Well he were the best leader in the whole world
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