Why doesn't he use a fucking comb?
>>67526979
He should use a patch of roadkill instead
Combs are bad for your hair. Same with shampoo and pulling your hair into a manbun
Static electricity.
>>67526979
He needs to hide that dirty mop with a MAGA hat!
combs represent white men and bernie isn't down with white men
>>67527063
>shampoo hurts your hair
if only i didn't have terrible dandruff
>>67526979
Because other people are busy using his
>>67527063
I know shampoo is but since when are combs bad for your hair?
>>67527244
I stopped using shampoo and my dandruff pretty much went away. Normal shampoo makes it 100 times worse.
>>67526979
His Jewnetics would autocorrect any goyim made invention used upon his scalp.
>>67526979
Why does he use a fucking comb-over?
>>67527371
How 2 clean hair
too busy trying to keep niggers enslaved on the welfare plantation instead of making them rich and free like that cuckold trump.
>>67526979
Because combs cost money, and he wants everything to be for free.
>>67527063
Is that really an issue considering he basically has none?
>using shampoo
>ever
t-thanks /fa/
>>67527371
It's not dandruff then you probably had dryscalp. Dandruff is persistent and will not go away if you don't wash.
>>67527307
Pulling on hair follicles. People comb the wrong way and end up fucking up scalp.
>>67527397
he's 69.
>>67527489
unless there is literally shit in your hair just use water. rinse it long enough to get most of the oil out.
>>67527553
Nopoo for 2 weeks here but I fell for the buzz meme.
>>67527371
It just builds up horribly if I don't wash. It doesn't stop accumulating even if i don't wash it for weeks.
>>67527168
kekekekekek
>>67526979
He probably does, but it's difficult to prevent static electricity when your head is literally a balloon.
>>67526979
Its his image. Its Bernie's brand image. Trump does the sane with his hair and name.
Its sort of like a subconcious anchor. Bernie is the guy with the hair. You could pick him from a crowd.
>>67527553
Your hair must smell like shit.
>>67526979
It grows the brand
I use baby shampoo and my hair is a lot healthier now.
>>67526979
Maybe if he got a few more millions in donations from gullible students
>>67526979
He's trying to appeal to black people, dumbass. He needs to stay nappy.
>>67527489
99.9% of the time water is enough.
You don't really need tooth paste or a lot of body wash either.
It's his I AM CRAZY!!!! Trademarked look.
>>67527999
You can use conditioner instead of shampoo. Better for dry skin and hair.
>>67526979
>inb4 someone posts a roll image to keep this on first page
>>67527737
>>67528123
I have really greasy hair like that balding nu-male from the video.
>>67527063
>Bad for you hair
Hair is dead you dumbass, how can anything be bad for it?
>>67528380
God fuck off
>>67528600
No, you fuck off. I'm posting this in every Bernie thread until you fucking retards realize that these shill duos always work in pairs and post stupid fucking roll images to keep their shit on the first page.
>>67528749
This post isn't probernie tard for brains
Come back when you're old enough to post
>>67528937
Kill yourself retard, it doesn't have to be pro or anti anything. The goal is to slide shit. 90% of the time Bernie shit is shilling though.
>>67526979
it's part of his schtick
>>67527553
Enjoy smelling like ass you hipster faggot greaseball
Because it would ruin his image of "tireless misunderstood downtrodden sensible leftist who never gives up fighting for the proletariat"
That's not my opinion, that's just what he wants to present
>>67526979
a comb isn't his style
>>67526979
Same reason Einstein didn't wear socks.
>>67526979
Typical liberal, doesn't give a shit about their health, body image or appearance, and will tell you theirs nothing wrong with that. Just a man who can't take care of himself but wants to tell people how they should be taken care of.
>>67527244
Dandruff conditioner mane
>>67527063
>shampoo, a product designed and marketed as being extremely good for your hair is apparently bad for your hair according to an anonymous claim made without a source of a Polynesian Quilting Guide
>>67527397
He's got that Nigel farage frog face thing going on.
Imagine ukip rides the trump wave into downing ??
Then may we could uncuck ourselves and the 3 of us could create some kind of NATO alternative without the god damned turkroaches and those other garbage countries.
Make the north Atlantic great again!
>>67531428
This tbqh senpai
