I heard that they are not slavs, but slovs
thats all i know about slovakia
>>67520332
We are slavs
>>67520452
t. slov
Beautiful women
Some pretty based politicians
That's all I've got
Who
>>67520332
T. Monkeyman
Literally know LITERALLY NOTHING about Slovakia other than it used to be part of Czechoslovakia. Also it's capital may or may not be Bratislava. This concludes every single thing I know about it.
>>67520254
Muh niggz and bros
>>67520783
U wish
Beautiful landscape, but to small
Pretty women
Shouldn't have separated
>>67520254
Our Hungarian brothers
>>67520254
Based
Based
Based
What is Slovakia?
Based Slota will Make Slovakia Great Again!
He will build a wall against illegal Hungarian immigrants!
>>67520254
It's got lots of mountains
It's rightful italian clay
It's where Melania Trump comes from
>>67521927
Slovakia and slovenia are two different countries ,just sayin
magyar slav brothers
>>67521835
Who the fuck goes to Slovakia?
>>67520254
Tasty fried cheese x3
>>67522372
magyar invaders, looters and rapists
>>67520254
Every Slovak woman I've ever met has been submissive and liked butt stuff.
So, bretty good 5/5.
>>67522372
slovs
Don't you have this politician that speaks German and appeared on German television a good amount of times? He's anti refugees and seems like a cool guy.
Retarded shepherds mixed with gypsies
Invaded us along with the germs in 1939 and collaborated with them all the war
Smelly shithole unnecessary separating us from our bros
Polish flags sayin "bros" to slovaks=shame on you
>>67520254
>they are cool guys
>they hate muslims
>if there ever is a war in europe we will fight on the same side
>>67521680
>>67521835
>slovakian nationalist
never understood this meme. YOu cant be nationalist when your country or nationality doesnt exists.
>>67522632
If you want to achieve a dramatic impression or sympathy, you should use more adjective.
>>67520254
Probably the clostest slav brothers we have.
>>67523064
okay mongol rapist
>>67523082
that is some place, I wonder if I could invade it....
>>67522984
Gtfo
>>67520254
it's like a failed czechia x 3
>>67520254
They are good folks after all.
Sztrapacska aka halusky is good. No, it's not just good, it's great.
Their countryside villages look kinda weird, but the landscape is really nice.
Percentage of gypsy population
Dots/circles: gypsy settlements, with numbers of inhabitants
>>67523392
give us back all our money we invested in you before ww2 and then you are free to fuck off. oh wait its like 30 years budget for you.
>>67522846
why so mad pole bro
it’s not like we could fight against hitler dude
we had to join him
>>67523082
>:( we don’t talk about gypsies
delete this and go away >:(
Slovakian landscape
>>67523564
Aspon nenosime ponozky v sandaloch :)
The only neighbour that doesn't hate us for some reason I think.
>>67523912
DELETE THIS
>>67523769
>we had to join him
Hungary joins him but refuses to attack Poland and in fact, helped us, as much as their neutral status in the early stage of the conflict allows them. So does Romania.
I bet this was all about looting.
>>67524226
now, just find a way to connect them to your WW2 butthurt and the picture is complete.
Is your PM ever gonna get over the fact that your pilots crashed the plane 6 years ago?
https://www.rt.com/news/335649-poland-crash-minister-terrorism/
>>67520254
Cool flag
Cool name
Generally doesn't shitpost
>>67520254
BEST. PÁLENKA. EVER.
Also, nick chicks.
Is all I know about you guys :(
>>67524642
nice*
>>67520254
Bears
Halusky
More bears
>>67524596
Viktor pls
>>67525059
I think my question is valid.
I even rewatched the documentary today
>>67523976
ebin
>>67523564 BTFO
R E K T
E
K
T
>>67520254
Stole our flag
A less cucked version of Slovenia
A nazi friendly place
>>67520332
You mean Slovaks.
>>67525209
>rewatched the documentary today
>rewatched
oookay
the life of a teenager is not easy
>>67520254
I have a positive opinion of all V4 countries.
>>67521680
Someone looks smitten.
>>67525802
What's wrong with watching something twice?
>>67520254
Hockey
Irrelevant
Basedposters
1. White
2. Based
3. Irrelevant
>I envision them all wearing eyepatches
>probably living in some wartorn city
>all the posters seem pretty based
>>67522984
Your "nationality" and "infrastructure" is literally what remains of what eastern germany left for you. Just pull a Jeb! cenek.
Funny guys
Patriotic
but often snobs and country full of kebab
>>67520452
>tfw you can trace back your family tree to Slovakia
>tfw you realize you are a slave
This is why everything is wrong
Have slovak ancestry. Never been there, its is on bucket list.
>what remains from chezoslovakia
>the old religion(slavic paganism) is bretty cool
>good hockey players
You ever been to Oscadnica?
>>67527302
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slavs
I live near border and I was in Slovakia many times.You seem based but you have lot of gipses and your buildings are fucking ugly but i think it's because of communism. You aren't bad but you can do way more better.
>>67528047
Its not like your are any better.
One day...
>>67528206
>Its not like your are any better.
Toni please
>>67528340
It took you like 2 hours to make this simple shop.
>>67528379
*yours , sorry desu
I don't say we are very far ahead you but we are better, because communism in Poland wasn't so strict like in Czechoslovakia and all your money went to Czech then.
>>67520254
>It's official name is Czechslovakia
>Zizek is from there
>And its in the Balkins
>>67528379
>mfw they wanted to build a wall around gyppos here too
They used Lunik as an example. Hahahahahaaaaaa
>>67526089
We talked about the documentary movies.
Do you think the documentary films accurately reflect the events? or it's possible, the answers for the questions are based on assumptions and peppered with bias? These are just movies with sponsors and investors.
You and the viewers were not present and afterwards everyone can say what he wants.
If there was no authentic video, soundtrack (live), bulletproof evidence about that event and they posteriorly tried to fill holes in the story, that always call into question the credibility.
The documentary filming is a business, a good business. Should not forget that.
>>67520254
I always confuse your flag with Croatia, Serbia, and Slovenia because they are all just the Russian flag with a symbol on it
Your symbol is cool though, I like the Byzantine cross
You guys are good and high quality posters who write English well
>>67528918
Thanks based america
>>67527536
I live not that far from Oščadnica
>>67529170
me again, am actually Slovak but atm in Czech Republic so that's why the flag is different
>>67528340
It was absolutely pointless to leave Slovakia in order to move to Lithuania.
You are not good at making decisions.
>>67528905
So the authentic recordings that prove what happened and agreed on by both of the investigating teams should be brushed aside?
Just say that you feel in your heart the Russians did it.
>>67528918
>I always confuse your flag with Croatia, Serbia, and Slovenia because they are all just the Russian flag with a symbol on it
That's only true for Slovakia and Slovenia, Croatia is Netherlands + symbol, and Serbia is Red, Blue and White.
>>67520254
Slovakia is superko
>>67528905
>If there was no authentic video, soundtrack (live), bulletproof evidence
So, You cannot sentence the murder if there are no four female or two male witnesses?
No proofs, but this accident (?) is indeed smelly as hell.
Why do you have so many gipses?
You aren't that rich so they can live on the welfare
>>67529170
Is it nice, considersong the communisim? My family on my mothers side crossed over from Oščadnica.
>>67529785 Why do you have so many gipses?
Learn how to spell properly , Ivan.
We most likely have less gypsies than you.
>>67529811
There isnt communism here, you are free to express anything you like as long as youre not a gypsy.
>>67520254
Pointless country that should be annexed by the Czechs.
“Fucking farmers“ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eg4SvAvYNYI
>>67529664
That i said there, if you have real evidence ... that is enough, more than enough.
But documentary movies are pile of cr#ps, especially nowadays.
>>67521927
Underrated post
>>67530011
You are a pointless mongolian colony that should have been annexed by the russians.
>>67529811
me again, no communism here, a lot of the buildings are what's left of communsim tho
if you leave the cities the nature is really good
I guess Slovakia is pretty good, it's a shitty country anyways so no kebabs want to stay here
shitty pay
pretty girls
>>67520254
They're slavs
They made the remove kebab meme
They have a neat flag
>>67520254
I really don't know shit about their culture
What's some cool Music/book/movies ?
>>67529977
I know it is not now, but wasn't it when it was still consdered Czechslovakia? My mistake should of been more clear.
>>67520254
I was in some children's camp in Slovakia while in school. The best thing I remember was food. Food was unbelievably awesome, especially knedliky.
>>67520254
I like slovakian flag
Alway picked it during flag day when we were told to make flags of another country
Why was Czechoslovakia one nation? They didn't speak the same language, so it seems pretty impractical.
>>67529906
Maybe it's just a lot of gipsies near Svidnik and Bardejov. But seriously man there are tons of this shit there.
>>67530256
>They made the remove kebab meme
Nope, that Serbia
>>67530339
yes there was communism then but after the gentle revolution not anymore
>>67530498
Slovak and Czech language is so similiar that almost every Czech knows Slovak and every Slovak knows Czech without learning it
>>67530498
The politicians got corrupted by jews most likely. At that time it was common.
>>67530498
czech and slovak language are like 95% the same language so we understand each other
>>67530691
>>67530786
Thanks, I actually didn't know that.
>>67529906
>We most likely have less gypsies than you.
Nice try
Gypsies in Poland (38 mln) : 17000
Gypsies in the Slovakian town of Kosice (200.000) alone: about 20000
>>67520254
I think you guys are cool, you haven't recognized Kosovo which is a plus for me, and you're generally good tourists, polite and respectful.
>>67530962
am slovak but in czech republic
remove kebab
thank you based serbia
>>67530931
Top tier shitpost , but the town of Košice has 200 000 people total and only about 5000 of them are gypsies. Keep trying Ivan.
>>67530765
So is the squat meme true over there? I squat all the time, it really is the most comfy position to do things.
>>67520254
Slovak bros and other Gyppo infested nations
How do we fix the Gyppo problem?
I mean srs answer that could actually work
My idea is:
>tell gyppos how great sweden is
>tell swedes that gyppos face discrimination and they are seeking a safe place to live
>sweden agrees to shelter gyppo refugees
>send gyppos to sweden
>>67520254
strong willpower
based
they can handle their booze
hiking in their mountains makes them pretty in shape
>>67531176
there are no gopniks like in russia if you wanted to say that
but I agree, squatting is the most comfortable thing ever
>>67531176
No, we mostly sit. Russians squat because they dont have anywhere to sit. We still drink lots of vodka tho....
>>67531088
Thanks bro, let us into v4 pls senpai :|
>>67531265
>the only solution
>immediately after birth
>>67522824
Yeah, i have voted herr Sulík on 5th March
>>67520254
they got a raw deal when separating from Czech Rep
they got a raw deal with USSR compared to Czech Rep
Bratislava is tiny
>>67531709
based hungary
always best solutions
is the wall still good?
1. Based allies of Hitler
2. Stand up to migrants
3. I think that's where the Hostel movies were filmed/portrayed
>>67520254
I visited a Slovakian town once with my family. We were the most exciting thing to happen there in probably a decade.
> I was the first yellow person they ever saw
Gypsies
Czech Republics ugly brother
3rd world
>>67531924
>is the wall
That is actually just fence but yep atm right.
If anything happens, prisoners will build a new line or stronger one.
>>67532068
>not anon
>>67531108
Well my memory tricked me, but:
1) Still Kosice can be considered a gypsy shithole knowing what even relatively small numbers of subhumans can do
2) 5000 is still enough to prove "nice try" - remember, only 17.000 gypsies in whole Poland while>>67529906
>We most likely have less gypsies than you.
3) wiki: Podľa sčítania obyvateľstva z roku 2011 žilo v Košiciach 240 688 obyvateľov.[5] Národnostné zloženie mesta je nasledovné: Slováci 73,8 %, Maďari 2,65 %, Rómovia 2 %, Rusíni 0,68 %, Česi 0,65 %, Ukrajinci 0,3 %, Nemci 0,13 %. Až 19 % obyvateľov Košíc neuviedlo žiadnu národnosť.
>Až 19 % obyvateľov Košíc neuviedlo žiadnu národnosť.
I presume no other will be afraid of speaking about their nationality; Or these 'neuviedlo' are those gypsies who just beat and rob census inspectors
>>67532068
>Gypsies
>Czech Republics ugly brother
>3rd world
Atleast, we are not enjoying Ahmeds cock on a daily basis.
>>67532068
how's the Muhammad cock in your girls throat
>>67532460
>implying Ceneks cum and Marcos hairy balls are better
slovakia is getting cucked by both czechs and gypsies
>>67532405
according to wiki there were 105 738 gypsies in Slovakia in 2011.
HAIL ŠATAN (Miroslav)
>>67532632
at least girls here are desired
unlike your 3rd world shithole
>pic related: average slovakian girl
>>67532963
soon there wont be any gypsies around
>>67532666
fuck off tripfag i bet you're also using a vpn to hide your cuck muslim irrelevant country or you're from fucking india poo in loo shit
>>67533171
designated
shitting
>>67532963
In 5,5 mln country? Cool.
>>67533334
STREETS
tfw you're older than this "country"
pic related
>>67533153
I hope so too.
>>67533171
slovakian dog is trying to argue with me, cute
u slovakian trash are just czech republics dogs
>irrelevant country
not as irrelevant as slovakia
>>67533153
>>67530256
>>67530641
Nah, that was America.
>>67533587
Slovakians were here far longer before your mongolian asses came raiding and claimed our land.
>>67533715
more kotleba pics pls
>>67520254
They were part of the Axis during the WWII. Unlike Czech Republic they weren't totally anexed at a point.
Also, a Catholic Priest was the Chief of State during the WWII times. Based.
>>67520254
Stayed in Nitra for couple of months. Visited the castled around. Bratislava, Kosicce, Martin, Bojnice...small towns in between.
1. Nobody knows any other language except Slovak.
2. Nightlife sucks.
3. Cheap.
Pic related. It's a street name in Nitra. Pic by me.
>>67520254
I like South Slav girls
>>67533829
slavs*
they were our ancestors but they def weren’t slovaks dude
>>67520254
I watched this gay porn once called Bare Huge Dicks 2 and the second scene their shitty car breaks down and the cheesy line is "we'll never make it to Bratislava" as they examine the engine and then decide to fuck nearby instead.
>>67533941
all slovak cities are boring except for bratislava dude
not sure why would you go there
>>67520254
Is Trump's wife a Slovakian or a Slovenian?
>>67534211
So they wanted to go to another shithole anyway
>>67533941
>>67534284
wait read that wrong lmao
>>67533899
>they weren't totally anexed at a point.
Just because
>Catholic Priest
collaborated with Germans.
>>67534062
>>67520332
>slovs
>>67520254
- Pretty women because eastern yurop women are usually pretty
- I like it more when it was Czechoslovakia, I mean the name sounded cool
- Cheeki breeki
>>67533829
did you receive history rewriting lessons from your romanian friends?
>>67534062
master pic
>>67534557
women are pretty, yes
czechoslovakia would be better, true
iv damki
poles do not look upon them negatively
slovaks are nice and the country is homogenous
most want to preserve their culture and values
>>67534721
true bro
most poles shit on us because of our past
>>67534721
On the other hand, Poland is Europe's China
>>67534721
>country is homogenous
>>67534721
>slovaks are nice and the country is homogenous
>country is homogenous
>homogenous
slovakia is literally czechs+hungarians+gypsies
>>67535437
meh
Hungary
"According to the 2011 census, they compose 3.16% of the total population, which alone makes them the largest minority in the country,[12] although various estimations have put the number of Romani people as high as 5–10 percent of the total population."
Slovakia
"According to the last census from 2011, there were 105,738 persons counted as Romani people in Slovakia, or 2.0% of the population.[1] The Romani are the second-largest ethnic minority in Slovakia after Hungarians and they live mostly in the eastern parts of the country.
Other sources claim that 7.5% of inhabitants of Slovakia[2] (402,840 people[3]) may be Romani."
you are not really less gypsy than we are my hungarian friend
also, genetically we are the most similiar to austrians i believe - search for yourself, i’m not really sure about it
>>67534284
I had to work there at SPU Nitra. The University was cool. A few bars in the town also. Scored some pretty girls.
>>67533829
>our land
You had nothing. If you were not irrelevant weak shepherd minority, those
>mongolian asses
could not own the land for centuries.
All this happened long before the industrial revolution.
In the past, there were no tanks, rockets or magical button that you press, it'll destroy an entire city or country. That reigned who was physically stronger, better warrior and had majority.
Sometimes you should try to use your brain.
No sense to judge events of the past with the today's conditions. Population density below the frog's ass and the few people were wandering around. And what for the reason? Land burned out, weather, bad harvest, epidemics, wild animals, raiders and so on. People clustered around those who could provide some kind of protection and those were the Hungarians. It was much more cooperation than conquest. From the first moment we protected you against (ex) the Tatars and other random raids.
So you should not forget when it happened.
>>67535437
Hungarians in SK - a lot. Political representative in the parliament? - 1
Serbians in SK - ~1000. Political representative in the parliament? - 3
How does it feel to be cucked minoritu, dumbfuck Gulash?
>>67535989
see
>>67534572
>>67536472
they voted for the "nazis" because of the gypsies lol
>>67536743
prove me wrong
>>67520254
>>67520552
>>67521680
>>67521835
>based politicians
Fico is a fucking dip
There's a neo nazi party there
Basically illegal to have 2 nationalities or more
>>67536922
tfw when magyar btfo
>>67533673
Que arab music ;)
>>67533829
Buuuurn
>>67539426
Read mindless idiot.
It would be nice if you had no selective reading skill.
>>67536296
>>67536296
Dam son are you that daily Europe painbucket mongol? U wuz better archers n shieet, then by the same argument African American gunslingers/scholars will deff save the world from weakness and compassion and shit. Pls off ur self m80 if you want to contribute to GREAT HUNgary and its supreme gene pool.
>>67536296
We had a perfectly fine nation and society in Great Moravia , you came and like the barbars you were started pillaging and destroying and burning. You were not even close to civilised.
>>67534557
Build the wall, Pedro
>>67521082
lol no
>>67528379
i kek1d bratm, wp, gg,
>>67540955
I don't know wtf are you talking about. I just told the obvious.
>>67541403
You had? Nope you had not. There is nothing in the ground, which can confirm your claims and no one interested in the fairy tales. The oldest artifacts you can find here, belonged to the Avars.
>fine nation and society
Pretty sure you are dreaming about skyscrapers and huge working cities, but this only proves that you slept in history class.
Dates, placement in time.
As I said before
>>67536296
The selective reading/hearing does not help.
>barbars but we wuz civilised and sheeiiiit
And now back to the elementary school.
