>Go on Ted Cruz's website because I want some sweet swag to show how much of a #Cruzmissile™ I am
>Look through his stuff for a sweet Ted Cruz Mug™ or Ted Cruz T-shirt™ (he has some really good products and they're a great price, check them out)
>See this gem
>Literally perfect
HAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHA TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
TRUMP BTFO
I LITERALLY just bought three of them: 1 for myself, 1 for my wife, and 1 for her son! Can't wait to wear them! Thanks Cruz!
Too bad people will just think it's a MAGA hat
>>67494675
>her son
Guaranteed replies bait
>>67494675
>1 for her son
Heh, never gets old.
>>67494675
>her son
LMAO
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>>67494675
Oh that Ted. He tries so hard to be alpha.
>>67494675
>candidates selling merch with other candidates names on it
They still don't get it
>>67494675
>and 1 for her son
kek
>>67494949
This.
When will they learn?
You forgot to buy one for your wife's boyfriend.
>>67494675
Sweet US proxy straya
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>>67494908
I always thought wife's boyfriend was a better meme
>>67494910
He is an alpha! Unlike Drumpf who is too scared to debate (remember when he peed his pants cause of MEgan Kelly?!?! LOL) and who pooped his pants when one little protester got a little to close!
Also unlike Drumpf's cheap crappy hats, which are made in China and Mexico (Ironic, much?), Cruz's gear™ is made in the good ol' USA™ because he is a true conservative™.
>>67494675
>Make Trump Debate Again
>Asses handed to Cruz for the 14th consecutive time
>Trump arrives in Black SS Uniform and Honor guard.
>Rubio passes out from dehydration
>Kasich mumbles incoherently
>Jeb sitting in the front row heckling Trump and Cruz, throws turtles occasionally
Lowest ratings ever.
>>67494675
kek i almost actually replied when
>her son
>>67495335
>USA™
Copying Trump's meme because none of his caught on. Pure cuckery.
>>67494675
>1 for my wife, and 1 for her son
>>67494675
>her son
Too obvious OP, but good try.
7/10
>>67494675
>Even mentioning another candidates name in a product used to promote yourself
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>>67495335
Trump's hats are made in the USA, cruzfaggot. as is everything on his site. Cruz walks around looking like a little beta bitch who can't even hug his daughter because she knows he's a beta bitch.
