Have they ever won a war?
Yes, the war on physical fitness
>>67494016
Funny bajskorv
>>67494048
Stop duty free shopping in my country, parasite.
>>67494098
We need a northern wall. Le weedman is a dangerous terrorist supporter
>>67494165
If you stop us from entering you then we win
>>67494016
Least we fight
You guys spread your anus for any Muslim refugees with ZERO fight
>>67494016
We conquered the Roman Empire, defeated the Chinese TWICE, and even killed NAZIS. The question should be: has America ever lost a war?
>>67494016
Considering we single handely saved Europe during both WW1 and WW2 and single handedly destroyed a bunch of slant eyes in WW2 with the greatest weapons in the history of time, yeah id say we have. What have you won Achmed?
>>67494016
since they can win !!
>>67494518
War on obesity
>>67494561
>'we'
Oh wow, so you actually fought in the world wars? How many krauts did you personally kill?
Considering that you are not speaking German or Russian, I'd say the chances are very high that we have enough victories not to be questioned by little shit Nordics that should be worried about their own sustainability.
>>67494732
How man black Bulls fucked your wife?
>>67494016
>sweden
>>67494965
>ever actually getting married
Lol no
We know how to win wars, we don't know how to keep countries stable afterwards (at least since ww2)
>>67495009
Shut the fuck up Norway is rightful Swedish clay and we outnumber you 2 to 1. You're lazy, weak and would be starving if it weren't for oil and we're coming to take it back. Be afraid
>>67494016
Back to back world war champs!
USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA
>>67495564
>implying sweden would ever fight
ha
>>67494016
all wars considered to be to be victory for the US and her allies
American Revolutionary War
Chickamunga War
Northwest Indian War
Whiskey Rebellion
Quasi-War
First Barbary War
Tecumseh's War
Creek War
Second Barbary War
First Seminole War
Texas-Indian wars
Arikara War
Aegean Sea Anti-Piracy Operations
Winnebago War
First Sumatran expedition
Black Hawk War
Second Seminole War
Second Sumatran expedition
Mexican–American War
Cayuse War
Apache Wars
Puget Sound War
First Fiji Expedition
Rogue River Wars
Third Seminole War
Yakima War
Second Opium War
Navajo Wars
Second Fiji Expedition
First and Second Cortina War
Paiute War
Reform War
American Civil War
>>67494016
We won in Vietnam.
pic related
Get triggered, friends.
>>67495870
all wars considered to be to be victory for the US and her allies (cont)
Bombardment of Qui Nhơn
Yavapai Wars
Dakota War of 1862
Colorado War
Shimonoseki War
Snake War
Siege of Mexico City
Comanche Campaign
United States expedition to Korea
Modoc War
Red River War
Las Cuevas War
Great Sioux War of 1876
Buffalo Hunters' War
Nez Perce War
San Elizario Salt War
Bannock War
Cheyenne War
Sheepeater Indian War
Victorio's War
White River War
Pine Ridge Campaign
Garza Revolution
Revolta da Armada
Yaqui Wars
Spanish–American War
Philippine–American War
Moro Rebellion
Boxer Rebellion
Crazy Snake Rebellion
Border War
Negro Rebellion
Occupation of Nicaragua
Bluff War
Occupation of Haiti
Sugar Intervention
Occupation of the Dominican Republic
World War I
Posey War
World War II
Lebanon Crisis
Simba Rebellion
Dominican Civil War
Communist insurgency in Thailand
Shaba II
Multinational Force in Lebanon
Invasion of Grenada
Tanker War
Invasion of Panama
Gulf War
Somali Civil War
Intervention in Haiti
Bosnian War
Kosovo War
American war in Afghanistan
Iraq War
2011 military intervention in Libya
>>67494234
>If you stop us from entering you then we win
Yes, sort of like if you kill the terrorists, they win.
>>67495906
We won the Iraq war? Really? Christ, at least Saddam kept people in line.
>>67495564
>t. captain sweden
>outb4 anal storm
>>67495870
>American Civil War
But you also lost it as well
>>67495376
Fucking This
>>67495376
You guys got destroyed in Indochina.
>>67494016
Spanish American war
>>67494016
(You)
>>67495906
wars ending in stalemate, ambiguous victory, or through diplomacy
War of 1812
Utah War
Powder River War
Formosa Expedition
Second Samoan Civil War
Korean War
wars ending in abject defeat
Red Cloud's War
Russian Civil War
Bay of Pigs Invasion
Vietnam War
ongoing wars
War in North-West Pakistan
War on ISIL
War in Afghanistan (not the same as American War in Afghanistan)
>>67495906
its considered a victory because alqaeda was removed and deomocratic elections started for the 5 minutes bfore isis took over :^)
>>67494016
>>67496624
second quote for >>67496026
>>67496031
>victory for the US
USA won, CSA lost
AUTISM: THE THREAD
Have Europeons ever won a Superbowl?
>>67496199
Not so fast, asshole:
see:
>>67495887
>>67495870
>Mexican–American War
;_____;
>>67497116
You won the war, but you still got destroyed over there.
>>67494016
Our military/industrial complex wins even if we don't fight wars. This sector literally cannot loose, and since it is such a large part of Americas ecomony, America cannot loose.
>>67494016
Yes, the Revolutionary War, the Mexican War, the Civil War and the Spanish American War. After that we just helped other countries out with our strong industrial and scientific production. Oh and we dropped the Bomb... Twice.....
>>67496026
We won the Iraq War and then lost the peace, which is a lot harder to win.
>>67496026
the initial engagement was a complete steamroll. also succeeded in setting up a government afterwards. pretty good all around.
>>67498003
That wasn't the question
>>67494016
>revolution
>civil war
>kuwait
>Iraq
>basically won Afghanistan
>>67494732
>we
>as a country
>>67494016
>what is world war 1?
>what is world war 2?
>what is Iraq?
>what is Kuwait?
>Osama is dead
And they also had a revolution where they kicked britains ass.
>>67494098
Lmao why do amerifats get triggered so easily?
You seriously need to take it easy. It's not good for the blood pressure.
>>67496624
>Vietnam War
That wasn't a war that we started.
The French wanted us in there to help put down the Riceniggers.
We helped them, and they left when shit hit the fan.
>>67499865
Pls go leaf.
>captcha is trees
>>67494048
First post best post
>>67500075
America only lost the war from a "stopping communism" point of view.
>>67500135
>dude mandela lmao
Off yourself negro
>>67500075
it doesnt matter who started it, we still got involved and failed to stop the communist uprising
>>67494016
FACT: USA hasn't won a war since 1901 unless Australia was one their side
>>67495870
Killing indians doesn't count, otherwise Jack Daniel's is your greatest ever war hero
>>67500516
kek
they were still an armed conflict against a separate people
>>67494016
>Have they ever won a war?
I think they conquered Texas from Mexico.
They haven't won any war in the last half century, though.
>>67498003
We had a pretty high death till for a limited war, but we did well militarily. Once we left the Southern Vietnamese got steamrolled. Pretty similar to Iraq except that the gooks are not as shitty as arabs. Case in point Vietnam isn't that bad these days.
After launching the Great White Fleet in the early 20th Century and receiving the submission of other key Pacific states, Theodore Roosevelt of America sent a message to Australia: "If I invade Australia you will be destroyed, never to rise again." The Australian posters replied with a single word: "If, cunt". Subsequently neither Theodore nor his son Franklin the Cripple attempted to capture the country.
>>67501674
>FDR was TR's son
fucking cunts
