How do I know if I'm on an ASIO watchlist?
>>67469343
Do you post on 4chan?
Do you comment on news websites?
Have you ever been to a majority muslim country that is not Indonesia?
One Yes.
I have ASIO drivers to help with my music production.
You're not on the ASIO watch list, but you are on a couple ASD lists.
>>67469495
Are you ASIO?
>>67469343
>Posting on 4chan
>Not voting Labor
>Not worshiping muslims on a daily basis
It's only a matter of time before they put you in a blacked out van and drag you off to the ministry of truth.
>>67469939
>Dr Pavel im ASIO
>I dont have a gun but ill give stern warnings to each of you if you don't tell me about Bane
>Bane is that you?
>Did you really want to get caught cobber?
>If I take that mask of can you pay didgeridoo mate?
>The entire planes manifestand one of the league memebrs was found to have been eaten by dingos
Sorry everyone.
>>67469343
I can tell you from getting a Positive Vetting top secret security clearance for the Military, that they know shit about you, that you dont ever know.
Every overdrawn a bank account, bought lube from a porn store?.
They know.
Ever been pulled over for an RBT and passed at 2AM on March third 1998. Do you remember where you were coming from, what the officers name was?.
They know.
They brought up heaps of random shit, five days worth actually, during my interview.
ASIO?
Australian shitpost intelligence online??
>>67471707
Dude lmao
>mfw i went to turkey in 2013
Oh im deffers on there
>>67471553
Facken hell m8
>>67472161
lmao dude
>>67471707
Aussie Shits Impishly Outsiders
>>67471553
How did you explain all the shitposting on a Bhutanese watercolor forum?
>>67471553
Story time senpai
>>67469343
Am ASIO low level guy
Just run your profile through
You're good
>>67471553
>Top Secret Military Vetting
And you threw it all away by coming here.
Your on 4chan...
Just go down to the local cop shop and ask?
It's really not that hard
>>67472379
Ha aha ahahahahahah
>posting on 4chan
>>67472568
You're
Here's an easy to remember guide for "your" and "you're"
You+are = you're
You + homeschooling = your
>>67469343
Hey OP, non shit posting reply here.
My father is former Police who worked in their Security and IT section. To be cleared to work there he had to go through a rigorous screening panel for selection that was divided into 2 categories Zero (0) and Negative 1 (-1). He was only applying for Zero level classification (the lesser of the 2) and had to answer such questions as;
>How many times have you been overseas, where, how long for and with who?
>Has your wife ever had an affair?
>Have you ever had an affair
His answer; No, why, do you want one? (kek)
>Have either of your sons been overseas, where, how long for and with who?
This next one got me;
>Do you or your family download content illegally?
His answer (while my sweating intensifies): Yes, my son does but he doesn't seed anything for significant amounts of time.
>Woman Interviewer; "That's fine, we have all your internet traffic anyway."
I laugh as I collect the spaghetti that came from my pocket.
In summary, being here put you on a list, being in Australia put you on a list, but a phone tip off would rush your rank to the top 50-100 of said list. We're all being monitored mate it just depends how intensive the gaze.
>>67472437
I was a Submariner. Never really did any 5Pook3y shit that the Chinese Navy never knew about anyway. We even "Didnt" pull into their ports on a few Patrols. Really nice guys. Extremely professional Military to be honest. Main threat was illegal Oil in the Gulf and the South China Sea. Trust me. The Chinese hate that smuggling shit and degeneracy more than anyone I know. They are massive into Loyalty. Never fuck over a Chinaman.
>>67472529
No still have it. They always ask me to do reserve time. You only lose it if it lapses, you get a criminal conviction, in massive financial debt or are involved in a criminal offence.
Although I have mates involved in high range drink driving and they still kept their clearance.
>>67472437
I might add that in the Chinese Military, or Navy specifically if there were child molestors, or people caught in smuggling or drugs, its pretty much capitol punishment for them. Death by firing squad. They like to keep their reputation squeeky clean.
>>67473722
I was asked
>What kind of porn do you watch
Just normal stuff if any
>Define Normal, is that Children?, Transvestites?.
Is this a serious question.
>Yes standard
No. Its fucking filth.
>But have you watched it?. Were you interested
No Miss. Guys with cocks having sex does not interest me, nor do naked children.
>I didnt say anything about nake children, are you sure?.
Yes. Im sure.
>>67472529
Also the rwo top are
Top Secret Negative vetting - They take you on your word
Top Secret Positive vetting - They investigate EVERYTHING.
They can also be called
NV-1 and NV-2 for other purposes.
>>67473722
What if they were just bluffing? I mean how do you know they had archived your internet traffic?
>>67475026
>>>67472437
>I was a Submariner. Never really did any 5Pook3y shit that the Chinese Navy never knew about anyway. We even "Didnt" pull into their ports on a few Patrols. Really nice guys. Extremely professional Military to be honest. Main threat was illegal Oil in the Gulf and the South China Sea. Trust me. The Chinese hate that smuggling shit and degeneracy more than anyone I know. They are massive into Loyalty. Never fuck over a Chinaman.
>>>67472529
>No still have it. They always ask me to do reserve time. You only lose it if it lapses, you get a criminal conviction, in massive financial debt or are involved in a criminal offence.
>Although I have mates involved in high range drink driving and they still kept their clearance.
Hey buddy, your identity is safe with me, but this is enough to let a few people know who you are even if you're properly proxied, which I assume you would based on how well I know you. How's Melbourne?
>>67475638
There's no chance they were bluffing, it's a serious as fuck interview not a High School internet admin position interview. They didn't "archive" it per say but monitor it for flagged activity, especially because he was dealing with the IT security aspect. Plenty of cops get caught with pedo shit because they weren't aware/watched.
>>67476351
What type of things get flagged? Obviously terror threats, CP etc but do you know of any other subjects that are flagged by default?
>>67471553
Yeah know this chick that Joined the Navy as a code breaker and they had to do security checks on her family and shit. She said you don't want to know what they know about everyone.
>>67476772
Shitposting without a license
>>67476991
>>67477442
This checks out.
>>67477442
kek
>>67469343
Believe it or not they actually look positively on neets who post on Mesopotamian amphorae decorating forums.
>>67469343
m8, the entire Internet is on the watch list. The NSA have all your Emails and instant messages "just in-case", they have a "full take" system running.
This is what freedom and democracy look like now, some strange cocktail of 1984 and Brave New World.
>>67477442
>that ID is extremely triggering
>my name is Jack and I just got back from NZ
Holy fucking shit when they called me Jeck I would cry errytime
>>67469939
sure yes ok. whatdya wanna know?
>>67469343
you are automatically albeit temporarily put on a number of watchlists whenever you post on any website that had brush-ins or had connections to criminal activities in the past
My favorite one would be interpol and the international terror watchlist one because you automatically get registered in interpol when you commit a federal offense regardless of nature or guilt and that list sometimes gets mixed up with the terror watchlist
pretty akward when you fly frequently desu
I've always wanted to just start googling shit like "how to join isis" "homemade bomb" "popular areas in Sydney" etc etc and see if anyone comes knocking on my door...
I thought it was ONA not ASIO or ASIS
By posting on /pol/ am I harming my prospects of a career in my country's intelligence services?
My housemate probably is
He says Taliban all the time
>>67481018
>Types those words into his keyboard
>Submits the form via a google checker
Now I'm on the same page as those words that you posted and we're all getting listed
>>67481018
>>67476269
I'd like to think that asio agents are atleast hardcore patriots when it comes to the integrity of their positions.
>>67469343
http://youtu.be/tnuwieylHQs
This vid might get you on one
>>67471553
I can actually confirm this.
Work with a supermarket chain, they do similar checks on people, particularly suspected thieves. They can pull up every purchase you've made in the last 20 years and not just in Australia.
They know if you're a drunk, a gambler, like titty bars, everything down to the baked beans you eat and where and when you shop and even what you browse on your smart phone.
It would make sense government would be way above what retailers are and retailers are shockingly deep in your lives.
>>67481840
>Ironicly yelling allahu akbar in video games
>researching Iran holiday to slay qt Persian pussy
I'm atleast in the top 1000
>>67473722
>RL shitposting in a security clearence interview
>you dont fucking seed and your dad knows it
Fucking hell it's a whole continent of shitposters
>>67481018
>implying they wouldnt supply you with a hundred nukes to burn down Sydney and pay you for it
It dosent matter that much too me since I will never log on once 'it happens' and I've never been specific about where I will go, what I will do or exactly what I have access to.
I'm confident in my ability to get what I want done done.
>tfw disenfranchised white man who's never even had a gf and hates what his country has become...
