ALRIGHT I MISS THIS GOOFY FUCK
never thought I'd say it. This race has seriously lost its shine when he dropped out. I never wanted him to win, I wanted him to at least be in Cruz's position.
I agree that the idea of him as the final GOP boss is appealing. But that's just romanticizing the process. If he were 2nd right now we might actually lose. That's all hypothetical of course because he could never finish higher than he did after he got exposed as a low-energy weakling.
Maybe he will return at the brokered convention to steal the nomination.
>>67463397
I miss jebcore.
>>67463397
I miss him too.
Jeb is going to be Trump's final endorsement before he goes onto winning the election in a landslide.
Mark my words and my digits.
>>67463397
I just got done masturbating to yiff scat porn on /b/. I find it odd that I'm looking at Jeb while tasting my semen, as it glides slowly down my cheek onto my tongue.
slow and steady wins the race!
also turtles
>>67463397
he had to go back
I, too, miss !Yeb
It's not over yet, he's just taking a break
>>67464032
I kind of have thought of this, Jeb being an endorsement and during the announcement Trump continues to just shit on him because it's funny and sad at the same time.
>Republican National Convention
>SO WHEN I CAME DOWN THAT ESCALATOR WITH MY WIFE MELANIA...ON JUNE 16TH...
>SO WE AS REPUBLICANS NEED TO UNITE, ITS A MOVEMENT
>WE WILL BEAT HILLARY...AH RIGHT
>This is the part where I get to pick my Vice President right? Why wait?
>Is Jeb here?
>Who knows? Is he even invited?
>[camera pans to Jeb]
>Oh there you are Jeb, come up to the stage
>[Jeb confused looks]
>Don't be low energy, you're going to be my Vice President
>>67464267
can you deny and endorsement?
that would be GOAT
>>67463700
the big reveal will involve him turning around in a big swivel chair and petting a large turtle
>slow and steady donald...
https://vine.co/v/erX66WYXx6p
>>67465172
>baby
jesus these people make me so uncomfortable
But you gave GOLLY JEEZ man to replace him
>>67464063
you should try it with a rope around your neck next time
>>67464426
>O-okay donald but you have to apologize to my wife first
>SHADDUP I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT
>yesir
>>67464267
>let me finish donald
>GET OUTTA HERE GET HIM OUT
>>67466401
RARE?
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>>67464733
I lold
>>67466799
ITS
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RARE
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>>67466799
There's at least 3 Grenada anons that post somewhat frequently
>>67463397
He was quite a loveable scamp, i could see him running again in 2020 or 2024
>>67467153
>Jeb
>Ever running again
He's done, he's finished, he's fucking ruined
>>67464267
Trump gives no fucks. Remember the way he treated christie right after he gave his endorsement and christie has 10x the energy of Bush.
>>67464733
Value of yeb memes will sky rocket!
>>67467287
Thought the same thing about Romney desu.
>>67466401
>>67466924
lurk moar
>>67467287
>>67467153
I would like to see the Turtle man return desu senpai.
He made the mistake of trying to stump the trump. That took some real gusto to be one of the first to actively attempt a stumping.
You know you would vote for Jeb! in the year of the turtle.
>tfw 2020 is year of the Rat
CRUZ WILL RETURN
>>67464733
>Broadcasted live with Mittens as the host
>And Speaker of the House Paul Ryan as the MC
>Heated debates and near fistfighting all night
>It's a fuckin slobberknocker
>Still no decision with only minutes left
>John McCain shooting protesters left and right
>The final minute is ticking down
>SUDDENLY
>BANG
>BOOM
>CRASH
>OUTTA NO WHERE
>>67463397
the congressional court jester we need one,
>>67470429
my fucking sides
That is the perfect job for him.
