Ask me anything and I will answer for the next 30 minutes.
>>67427206
How much did the proxy cost?
>>67427446
I pay about $8 per month to have a proxy so I can watch US Netflix. I'm actually in Bermuda.
>>67427206
How do I sort my shit out lad
>>67427725
Well, do you have income?
Do you have $1000 in emergency savings?
Paid off credit card debt?
6 months of living expenses in a money market fund?
Are you pursuing the things that will make you more prosperous or lead you to your chosen career?
Are you doing the inner and outer development of character and body that will make you a good partner in romance and life?
>>67427206
What's the cost of living?
Hows the job market?
>>67427941
yes
yes
yes
no
not really family
nope
I want a quick fix
>>67427968
Cost of living is outrageous. A decent two bedroom apartment might rent for $2500 a month with a decent house being double that.
Job market is narrow but deep. If you have some specialties you will be in high demand and earn a fortune. If you're equally smart and ambitious but lack those qualifications you will have trouble finding a job and struggle in life.
>>67427206
When will you start the invasion of America, you lazy shit?
>>67428052
I'm talking about quick fixes. In the context of an 85 year life spending 5 years developing your character and building your financial security is a quick fix.
Sounds like you need to get 6 months of cash in the bank so you are financially secure, then start putting 20% of your net income into investment funds.
What development can you do to become a better you?
>>67428432
You white?
>>67428386
When the Royal Navy shows up and gives us a lift.
>>67427206
Aren't you niggers?
I kissed a Bermudan girl once, she smelled nice.
That is all.
>>67428507
Yes.
>>67427206
How do you live on an island
Islandsfreak me out i hate seeing two coasts at once i dont like it i feel trapped,
How do you even live man. knowing youre on an island
>>67428554
What was her name? I probably know her. Maybe I also kissed her once.
>>67428657
I drink a lot and own several boats.
>>67427206
Is the idea presented in this movie accurate?
Pic related: the movie
>>67428228
Damn lol
Ever see any wierd shit in the triangle?
>>67428554
>kissed a girl
>black girl smelled nice
wew lad
>>67428668
Zoe
She was not black unless I was way drunker than I usually am. Which is quite drunk.
>>67427206
>Tfw lost all my rare flag collection due to getting triggered last night
Pic very related
>>67428736
No, all the autists are posting on this website and are not in the Bermuda Triangle.
Hows the triangle? Is it ayys or kraken?
>>67428534
Soon, mate. Just make sure you've got all the beef, beer, and spoons.
>>67428725
are you hiring?
>>67428759
Not really. I have been across it by sea once and one of the boat engines failed. Brand new $100k+ diesel threw a pushrod through the side. It was a manufacturing defect, so nothing exciting.
>>67427206
Were you part of the ship that crashed or are you a descendant of a slave? Possibly a burger on vacation on a cruise.
>>67428818
I know a few girls named Zoe. Never kissed one. Wanted to kiss one but never got around to it. Now I'm in a relationship and she lives in Australia.
>>67428784
She was not black I have never kissed a black girl. Asian yes, arab yes, shit ton of whites. Bermudan was some kind of European blood, looked italian or something.
>>67428759
This picture fucks me up. I had an acid trip listening to this shit a while ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pAwR6w2TgxY
>>67428893
Kraken is a kind of terrible rum. We drink Black Seal Rum. The Black Seal is a bastard. He will steal your shoes.
>>67429034
Not at the moment but I will be hiring more staff in the next 3 months.
>>67429427
Are you a boat rental company or fishing?
>>67429427
care to take a picture outside your window
>>67429341
Blacks steal stuff over here aswell.
>>67428855
You can fix that. It isn't difficult at all and the part will cost you around $50 and a screwdriver about $10. In real money, not loonies or whatever you use.
>>67429598
I went to Aland once and they had Bermudian Black rum. We tried to drink the bar's entire supply and failed.
That was the day I let down my people.
I know it's Finland but they speak Swedish so it counts.
Why haven't you guys left Britain yet?
>>67429599
you ever think about moveing or is that going to be home how shit in the govt. fuck like ours?
>>67429562
It's dark.
>>67429725
Dont tell the finns that though.
You will make your people proud one day, Bermuda. I believe in you.
>>67429751
We have all the benefits of independence and have been running our own affairs (our Parliament has been sitting for longer uninterrupted than the UK's) but we get to also have all the benefits of being British.
Only 23% of the local population want to become independent.
>>67429814
I lived in Australia for a while when I was dating an Aussie chick. I miss that place a lot. If I couldn't live here I would live in Aus.
>>67429559
Neither. I'm in technology.
Pretty sure you can vote in the Brexit referendum, you should vote no and take a picture to shitpost on brit/pol/ with
>>67431620
Heh. That would be pretty epic. I am fully British so I probably could... and I also really like France so I'd like to see Britain stay.
>>67427206
Are you green party? I am :)
>>67431943
No. I can do math.
>>67431781
how is that a reason for staying?
>>67432070
Maths
>>67432920
The best reason for staying is that it will be best for Britain economically. The reason against is that you'll get to limit Muslim immigration which is also a good thing.
I speak with a rhotic "R" so it's "Math".
What's up, Travis?
>>67434118
I wish I was Travis because that would be epic, Kevin.
>>67434118
Hey.
>>67435203
Do you wish you were still British?
>>67435482
Yep, I wanna go back.
>>67435565
God Save the Queen.
