>Trump becomes President
>We end up in a global war against China, Russia, and Mexico
>Draft reactivated
>All provisions giving an out to the "mentally ill" or "fat" are revoked
>Trump supporters desperately try to shit themselves in public or flee the US so they don't have to get into the total war they memed us into.
>>67401491
>>We end up in a global war against China, Russia, and Mexico
shitposting
>>67401491
>Trump will start wars
Ayo, gimme summa dat dank
>>67401491
>Mexico
Thanks for the laugh that was fantastic.
>Russia
Likes the cut of his jib.
>China
Will do what China fucking pleases.
He's the least bloodthirsty candidate in the race. Wants to beat ISIS and stop fucking about in the sandbox. Even BERNIE is ab bigger war monger / profiteer, and you can look that shit up if you think it's a lie.
the ultimate happening
>>67401860
>He's the least bloodthirsty candidate in the race.
He's already picked a fight with pretty much every country on Earth and alienated all of our key allies.
>>67401655
>We end up in a global war against China, Russia, and Mexico
This is the weirdest team up I've ever heard
It's like saying America's 'fighting Superman, Batman, and Howard the Duck'
>>67401491
>implying trump is going to fuck with russia
>implying trump and Putin aren't made for each other
>implying I'll run away while we slaughter chinks, spics and muzzies
>>67401491
>The most anti-war guy running, even more anti-war than Bernie, and the one who wants great relations with Russia, is going to start world war 3.
Yeah okay.
Behold, I am /pol/stradamus! I come to tell Burgers of the future they may hold! You have a choice this year with the possible outcomes. Choose wisely!!
Soon this year, the following may happen...
>Political tensions rise
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE A
>GOP goes into a contested convention
>appoints Romney
>Sanders gets elected
>tea party, Trumpeters, and neo-cons lose their minds
>congress gridlock
>no budget passed
>State Conventions
>Sanders relinquishes states to secede
>N Carolina & Texas support South
>Texas moves on to a West Union with AZ & NM to stop giving money to South
>FL left holding the bag
>Military coups
>Putin takes back AK
>USA is now a bunch of struggling states
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE B
>Trump gets nominated in a contested convention
>neo-cons protest
>Trump gets elected
>liberals protest
>trade wars go to shit
>congress gridlock
>violence breaks out on Mexico border
>National Guard deployed
>Marines deployed
>full scale war with Mexico
>unpredicted US deaths due to cartel experience with urban warfare, tunnels, etc.
>draft
>liberals flee to Trudeau
>assassination
>military coupe
>States break apart
>California, Arizona, Colorado, Utah and New Mexico go back to Old Mexico
>Texas continues fighting
>US Military State seizes Houston and focuses on protecting Gulf oil reserves
>USA is now a bunch of struggling states and Texas remains an Isreal-like war zone for decades.
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE C
>Hillary gets elected
>1% gets wealthier
>11-80% get poorer
>no one still cares about the 81-100%
>we all still have jobs
>but now we have electric cars and more solar and wind farms
>Hillary divorces Bill
>Bill moves to Vegas
>we all still have jobs
CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE D
>Trump is voted in with a majority of delegates
>dissenters bend the knee
>Trump is elected in a landslide
>peace and prosperity are brought to burgers
>but only if you post LONG LIVE THE GOD EMPEROR in this thread
ebin meme :D
>>67401947
Seems you didn't do your research, kiddo.
>>67401491
>we end up in a global war
Keep dreaming, dumb fuck.
>>67401947
The media has been lying about Trump, which is why other countries are acting alienated. Sorry but we don't believe the Establishment and their pet media outlets should be the kingmakers.
>>67401491
Why the hell would we even bother fighting Mexico, freaking Canada could defeat them with no effort.
Trump wants to be allied with Russia, so you're just spouting nonsense. China war is possible but very unlikely. And why would we run? I'd stay here if Hillary got elected, and I'd most certainly stay here if Trump got elected either way.
>>67401491
Hello /r/berniecuckders
>>67402199
>Why the hell would we even bother fighting Mexico
China offers them the southern states and gives them 10,000 tanks.
>>67402040
Long Live the Emperor
>Mexico
>War
Our army can't even deal with the narcos, only the navy can kill them and only because they really hate them and have the cia support.
>>67401491
>China
pshaw, no problem
>Russia
Heh, no sweat kid
>Mexico
Oh. Oh oh. Oh no. We're fucked
>>67401491
I need to lose weight in case Ameribros call on us to help.
>>67401491
I guess you think they'd use Mexico as a platform for a invasion?
>>67401491
>China and Russia allying
They've been enemies since forever. They hate each other more than they hate the USA.
Holy shit are Hernie Sander supporters fucking dumb and have zero understanding of world history.
>>67402314
We would just be fighting an extension of China then.
Individually, there's no reason to fight Mexico.
>>67401947
>oh no our senile father and hat don't like Trump! We literally have no allies left! I am now #cruzinforabruzin
>>67402040
This is the sad truth
What's the situation of a Trump/Sanders Sanders win, though, /pol/stradamus?
>>67401491
Trump and Putin would dine at the same table and call themselves friend.
>>67402314
China doesn't even have 10,000 tanks you inbred moron. The US has the most in the world at 9000 M1 Abrams tanks and several thousand M60 tanks at seria army depot.
>>67401491
Awesome! Those unpatriotic libs and immigrants can do the dying to protect their "country" (that doesn't exist to them) this time.
> Nope, gone like cockroaches when the lights come on.
>>67401947
With the allies we have who needs enemies.
>>67402884
>Awesome! Those unpatriotic libs and immigrants can do the dying to protect their "country" (that doesn't exist to them) this time.
Naw. Anyone who tries to run is going to get hanged from a street lamp. They want their proud nationalism? They can suffer the fate of cowards and traitors if they try to flee. They can dance on the end of a rope with their MAGA hat proudly on display.
>>67401983
That's insulting to Howard the Duck.
>>67401491
reminds me of brexit: DON'T DO WHAT THE ELITE TELLS YOU NOT TO DO.... THE WORLD WILL END
fuck the doubters all hail trump
>>67401491
>>67403463
The issue with Brexit is similar to the one with Trump. The minute you decide to tell the rest of the world to fuck off, you end up in a rather nasty spot. Suddenly the US's use of things like White Phosphorus are looking very Kaiserreich. Suddenly all the actions of the US that have been called imperialistic aren't hand-waved by the people in power elsewhere. Suddenly they're all plotting against you, because you're no longer their friend. You're the dangerous, warmongering wily threat. You're the jackbooted monster.
