I TRIED SO HARD
AND GUACED SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
JUST
>>67390066
kek
>>67390256
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>>67390256
I STILL HAVE GUACAMOLE
LOOK
IF YOU HAD
ONE CAUCUS
OR ONE PRIMARY
TO SEIZE THE ELECTORAL VOTE
WOULD YOU CAPTURE IT, OR JUST LET IT SLIP?
YO,
RUBIO'S FACE IS SWEATY, TURTLE'S WEAK, CHRISTIE IS HEAVY
THERE'S GUAC ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY, JEB'S SPAGHETTI
CRUZ'S NERVOUS, BUT ON THE SURFACE HE LOOKS CALM AND READY TO DROP OBAMACARE
BUT HE KEEPS ON FORGETTING HIS HOMETOWN
THE WHOLE CROWD GOES SO LOUD
CARSON OPENS HIS MOUTH BUT THE TIMER JUST RAN OUT
>>67390593
if original, kek
Yeb :(
Why did he want Zuckerberg to eat his heart out
I've been thinking about it every day for weeks now
WE DON'T NEED NO IMMIGRATION
WE JUST NEED A WALL PATROL
NO DARK PEOPLE IN THE COUNTRY
BEANER LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE
HEY, BEANER, LEAVE OUR KIDS ALONE
ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST A
NOTHER SPIC, BUILD THE WALL
Trump is the guac-killer. Trump is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face Trump. I will permit him to pass over me and through me. And when hr has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see his path. Where Trump has gone there will be nothing. Only guac will remain.
Jeb is dead. Let the man rest in peace for crying out loud.
>>67391092
No rest for the wicked
>>67391322
guac dont grow on trees
>>67390718
not original sorry
>>67390815
Zuckerberg wears hoodies. People in power usually stick to a certain look for their image. Their brand. Trump's hair and Gate's glasses are similiar.
Jeb was trying to imply that he was hip and intelligent. But he is too much of a goober
>>67390868
Fucking lol'd
JEB
IS
A
BIG
FAT
MESS
