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>cruzlet
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>Little Marco
>5'10"

GTFO
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>>67377128
Wow he's a bigger liar than Ted
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So why was /pol/ unable to shut up about Rand Paul's height, but says barely a word about Cruz's height, despite their both being 5'8''?
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>>67377074

>mfw 5'6''

Why live?
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:^)
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>>67377074
>narco Marco
>5'10
That's fucking bullshit.
I'm 5'8 and he is the same height as I am when met him at a rally in Sanford.
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>>67377338
plus he wears mega lifts just to be that height
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>>67377338

Maybe they measured him with his swag shoes on?
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>>67377240
Because Cruz slyly distracted from his manlet status by eating a booger.
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>>67377240

Because all the "randlet" shitposting was JIDF trying to divert /pol/ onto big ass clown Drumpf, and it worked like a charm.
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Why is the obsession with body height so much stronger in the US compared to many other countries? Almost every time an American mentions his height, he added at least two inches to his real height.
We rarely do that shit here.
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>>67377552
maybe eating boogers makes you taller?
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>>67377334

>meters

Is that a new meme?
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Why is this important?

Do you have to stack things on high selves to be the president of USA? The more you know.
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>>67377832
Americans, folks.
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