"Take that badge off, let's settle this like real men."
What would happen in your country if you said that to a cop?
>>67371346
I'd get fucking shot and he'd get paid leave. Stars and Stripes, baby!
>>67371420
Also, he'd shoot your dog.
>>67371346
I'd get punched really fucking hard in the face or pepper sprayed. I'd then try and recover by going for a gut punch, and subsequently break my hand on his bullet proof vest, then I'd be thrown in the paddy wagon
It would range from a raised eyebrow, if coming from some sperg robot white kid, or possibly mag dump if you are some sort of "aspiring rap artist"
He'd look at me like the fucking retard I would be, and then shoot me or laugh at me depending on the situation.
>>67371346
I'd get the shit beaten out of me because he still has a truncheon
>>67371346
"shut up dickhead, we don't wear badges"
followed by pepper spray or an old fashioned arse-kicking if you tried to get physical
>>67371346
I would likely get beaten, handcuffed, shot, then beaten again. In that order.
>>67371346
He would arrest me politely.
>>67371420
most reddit post I've seen this morning
They'd laugh at me.
Depending on canton they'd throw me into a cell to sober up before laughing at me.
>>67371346
He would laugh at me and made and or beat me to a bloody pulp as he should
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>>67371758
lol
>>67371346
Pretty much nothing.
I will get arrested if I continue to act like an idiot.
>>67371938
I cannot, I mean I literally cannot believe we're descended from you guys, we're so much more aggressive, fucking hell.
>>67371346
>We don't have badges but if you keep this up, I'll have no choice but to fine you!
>>67371346
wrestlemania
>>67372355
Forgot to add; this happens when you're white. If your skin is feces-coloured, they'll just let it slide and proudly claim they "de-escalated the situation"
>>67371346
nothing, they can't speak english.
>>67371488
Just tell them you're Muslim and they'll give you a mansion
>>67372096
It's way worse. The only thing keeping the Dutch lands together is the lower amount of coloureds, but we're working on that
He would arrest me politely
4 years ago, a jury let a man go for purposely running over another dude because the latter guy called him a faggot. The reason for letting him go scot free, is that they saw slander on someone's sexuality as a horrible crime.
The police would break my nose in, but I'd be alive.
>>67372561
I'm in NI. if I tell him I'm a Muslim he'll call for back up and I'll get BTFO even harder, probably dropped off in Shankill with a turban and won't be seen ever again.
>>67371346
He's got a gun and a shitload of training and has shot nigs just for practice. So I'm gonna die
A chuckle. :(
>>67371346
They will beat the shit out of me then take me to the police station and 2 days later my family will be told that I committed suicide inside the police station.
>>67371346
I'd probably get as far as "Take that badge of-" before getting blown away.
I'd get arrested for hate speech against muslims
>>67371582
exactly this. He's either gonna laugh while you're in the back of the patrol car in cuffs, Billy stick the fuck out of your neck if you are not yet in cuffs, or shoot you depending on the situation
>>67372561
This idea hasn't got a large population of racist Islamaphobics, Police force included, is a startling one
>>67371346
He'd ask me to stop speaking english as he can't understand me.
>>67371346
Nothing serious. Some would laugh, some would cuff you, a few would lose their shit and freak on you.
>>67372096
Thats what living with niggers does to you. If we were cucks, how long do you think we wouldve lasted in this god forsaken continent?
>>67371346
He'd ask me if I'm drunk. Then he will ask for my ID card. When I show him the Italian ID card then, he will see that I'm a foreigner and will try to deport me for the crime of insulting an officer.
Thank you SVP
>>67371346
I imagine any cop would roll their eyes and take you down, maybe taze you
>>67371346
"inshallah take that badge off and fight me kaffr"
OFFICER: "I'm so sorry please let me give you the keys to this mansion and have my daughter she's perfect age only 6, please enrich me kind sir I'm not racist"
The officer then watched his daughter be sodomised and he knew he did good that day
>>67372561
I hope you realize Muslims outnumber pretty much everything other than Romanians per capita in jail.
Britain has a 'good muslim' 'bad muslim' policy where if a muslim hasn't committed a crime they get treated like humans but if they commit a crime they get thrown in jail and then stalked by the police for the rest of their life after release.
Unfortunately we have a branch of Socialist International trying to lead the country which tries to hide these crimes before the rest of the country invades and fires everyone related to it.
>>67372561
Police hate the muslims you idiot fuck, the only reason you think that the police don't is because the CPS who decide whether or not to proceed with a trial were pressured by politicians into dropping cases against them.
The police regularly deal with muslims and don't tolerate them one bit.
>>67371597
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VqomZQMZQCQ
when I was 12 or so I was skating with friends at a school and this cop came to kick us off and I whispered to a friend that we could take him. He was a manlet and there were 3 of us but i was joking. One kid was a taddler and told the cop what I said and the cop was really cool about it and explained what would happen if we were actually able to jump him saying how he would call for backup.
>>67374524
>Being friends with a tattler.
>Being a manlet at 12.
>Calling for backup against three kids.
Amazing story. U S A.
>>67371346
Get shot, then they'd shot my dog.
Cop would just call you a cunt and share a stubby with you
>>67371346
He's going to laugh at me, then he'll call his equally fat buddy, and they will both proceed to beat me with their police batons, then they will take me to the station. There, they will cuff me to a radiator, beat me some more and leave me for the random passing by cop to kick and hit me. That's what happens to football hooligans, quite regularly, since they are the only "people" stupid enough to fight with cops. Gypsies usually get a beating, then they drive them around town for a while in the trunk, never the back seats since they smell, which is also why they often don't bring them to the station.
>>67373621
XD are u an illegal immigrant in die Schweiz?
>>67375254
>new protocol, don't bring gypsy to station they smell too much
based
>>67375005
>then they'd shot my dog
we'd strip eachother naked, standing face to face and jerk eachother off until the loser ejaculated, with the courtesy of a reach-around, because that is what real men do.
>>67376436
SWEEEEEEEDEN
>>67376436
I went to Ikea today. Is Ikea popular in Sweden, Sven? What can you tell me about Ikea?
>>67376652
Shitty furniture that is treated with jizz.
>>67371420
Macbook pro, baby!
>>67371346
Tazer Time
>>67371346
Well, try that with R. Lee Ermey and he'd fucking kill you.
We'd fight but another 5 cops would show up to beat me and steal all my money
>>67371346
It has happened, and of course they were pussies.
>>67377017
>tfw you will never travel with Ermey and shill Glocks.
10 years ago these retards probably would fight.
>>67371346
They would probably beat the shit out of me.
>>67375254
Of course this is what usually happens. There is always the chance that you are a drugged up british MMA fighter in Sunny Beach.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3255006/British-Mixed-Martial-Arts-fighter-arrested-stealing-forklift-truck-attacking-police-hitting-head-wrench-drugs-trip-Bulgaria.html
>>67371346
Most of our cops are fucking useless.
Desperate people willing to do anything for money - no passion.
That being said: I feel sorry for the good ones we have.
>>67371346
the cop would probably say something along the lines of "that's not how it works sir please come with me"
>>67371346
He most likely wouldn't care at all and would tell me to calm down while proceeding with what ever he was doing..
In my experience the Finnish police are really fucking calm and have ridiculously thick skin. I think it's because 90% of their job involves dealing with drunks and morons.
