ATHEISTS BTFO
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ATHEISTS BTFO
>>67351453
Shit bait, m8.
>>67351453
20 BILLION YEARS AGO, NOTHING EXPLODED, AND RICHARD DAWKINS SAW THAT IT WAS RANDOM.
3 BILLION YEARS AGO THE EARTH'S SURFACE COOLED AND IT BEGAN TO RAIN ON THE ROCKS AND THE RAIN BECAME SOUP AND THE SOUP CAME ALIVE, AND RICHARD DAWKINS NAMED THE LIFE THAT CAME OUT OF THE SOUP, AND THE NAME OF THE LIFE THAT CAME OUT OF THE SOUP WAS "LUCY" AFTER THAT ONE BEATLES SONG. AND IT WAS GOOD, AMEN.
Seriously, there's a market out there for someone to write an atheist bible.
>>67351453
Diskworld was fun
>>67351453
This seems more plausible then Christianity's explanation
>>67353638
AND LO, YE SHALL DATE THE ROCKS BY THE AGE OF THE FOSSILS THEREIN, AND THE FOSSILS THEREIN YE SHALL DATE BY THE AGE OF THE ROCKS WHEREIN THEY DWELL. AND RICHARD DAWKINS SAW THAT THE CIRCLE WAS PERFECT AND COMPLETE, AMEN.
>>67351453
Someone post the jeb edit of this
>>67351453
my favorite /pol/ post so far
>>67351453
There are actually 6 elephants you uneducated mongrel.
>>67353638
Yeah and bats are birds.
>Atheists believe in a world where gods come down to break atheists' windows for not believing in them
>>67354426
What's a bat and why?
>Animals are classified in antiquity as per how they look
>guy decides to change classification
>suddenly bible looks silly!
How did you decide this?
U-uh w-we agreed on it.
I see.
>>67351453
............
I have no idea what I'm looking at.
>>67356731
>Getting the animals on the boat is the only and biggest problem with the whole story
Wew lad
>>67357800
RARE
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Why do we need God to be the Uncaused Cause to explain existence? Why not have the Natural Laws and the Axioms of Mathematics as the Uncaused Cause?
>Atheists are silly for thinking the Big Bang happened for no reason
>But it's fine for me to say that God exists without having an explanation of what caused God
>>67357712
You're fishing on empty waters, I've already seen pretty much undeniable evidence, only thing that can take me away from God now is God Himself deserving to be abandoned by His own merits.
