Who would win in a war?
>USA
Vs
>Canada
state your thoughts below
That's a fucking stupid ass question right there.
>>67301756
USA
They wouldn't even need to fight
They can just keep buying out Canadian businesses with our shit dollar
>>67301756
Canada and Canadians have been your bitch since the beginning.
The only way Canada could win would be if Russia or the rest of NATO came to Canada's defense. Canada is a tenth the size of the US and has a weak military
Why would the American military fight itself?
Duh!
Canada? fucking retards i swear.
>>67302669
You mad Tojo ?
USA in a heartbeat, even with their superior maple syrup technology we could kick their ass.
Yeah USA obviously. 90% of our population lives within 100 km of the border. Our Capital is vulnerable, just float down the St. Lawrence. If we could even muster a significant resistance, Toronto, Montreal, Vancouver, Ottawa are all stone throws away for a nuke.
>mfw I join the Americans and help them take over
Fuck the liberals!
>>67304028
100 miles not km
>>67301756
better question:
Who would win a war?
>Texas
Vs
>Canada
explain in detail how Texas would win.
>>67302869
He just sided with us anon.
>>67301756
USA
Tanks > Zambonis
>>67304233
Texas is a degenerate shithole. Rato Cruz ring a bell?
>>67301756
We're allready at war
Canada is basically that neibor up the block like 300 feet away from civilization. So america stoops down to his level to fuck with him.
Our war with canada is us being better at hockey.
That is why they shitpost against us
>>67304566
[Image with an empty fish hook]
>>67302663
Ha, your dollar is absolute shit
>>67304028
We still want payback for those times we've invaded and failed in the past
>>67304233
Texans have nukes. Canadians have un pussies. In the end, Texans will "allow" the Canucks to be cucks.
>>67304556
>muh degenerate buzzword
>>67302869
>Too autistic to realize he's on your side
Mexico
Better: who would win in a war?
>Rhode Island
Vs
>Canada
>>67305024
Texas is gay af Rato Cruz is your Lord and Savior.
>>67301756
Canada, it would play out the same as Vietnam but with tundra instead of jungle.
>>67305384
>implying i'm from spictopia
>>67301756
We dindu nuffins. They have no cassus belli and invading us will incur - 3 instability points.
>>67304836
There were nukes on Canadian soil during the 60s but we disposed of them when Canada ratified the Nuclear Non-proliferation Treaty in 1970s.
I feel like we were tricked.
>>67302696
Uh, don't you know that we're on the right side of history. All our land being bought by the Chinese is okay, they are enriching us. Canada had no culture before Wong and Pajete came here. By the way, you can't own a firearm. You're not some ignorant american, are you?
>>67301756
>t. Zhang
Vs
>niggers
My money is on canada, a great east asian nation beats dark hordes everytime.
>>67305946
> You can't own a firearm
Yes we can acutally.
>>67305818
they got enough admin points to cover it
>>67304675
So, no bait?
>>67306074
Le Weed Man says you can some bolt actions
>Canada
WE ARE TEH STRONGESTS DEFENDERS OF FIREARMS
WEEDMAN TOLD US WE CAN HAVE GUNZ IF WE AINT WHITE
>>67306205
They spend all their admin points towards reducing inflation.
Easy. Canada.
Why you may ask?
You fucks would freeze to death under the wrath of feeling negative fahrenheit tempuratures just like hitlers army in russia.
>imb4 we will just nuke your ass
really? when we have the majority of the remaining fresh water in the world? nuking us would end your existence.
>>67306465
I onw a handgun. It's still better than having NO weapons at all like in Eurabia. Besides you aren't allowed to possess full auto-weapons either.
>>67306568
Our infantry would crush you
>>67306568
>parts of the US don't get as cold as canada
>>67301756
Is this a joke? USA obviously.
We are the least cucked American ally not counting the big ones like France and Britian. We don't even bother with any of their wars unlike cucks like Austrlia and Poland. During the Cold War we traded with Cuba despite the American embargo and we had friendly relations with the USSR during papa Trudeau and America couldn't do anything.
>>67306568
>Commander we're freezing
>''Just put more maple syrup on your skin solder, that's how they do it''
>>67302696
Even then the US Navy would dispatch any combination of the world's navies and blockade you.
>>67306862
Wow a country with 400 million people can beat a country with 35 million people. It will take America like 2 million troops to fully control all of Candian territory and the country side. We will just retreat north and hunt down Americans guerilla warfare style. I'm actually looking forward to it.
>>67306731
Winter would crush your infantry.
>>67306784
Minnesota and north dakota maybe. who really lives in these states?
Plus the USA is much more pro military than Canada.
>>67307095
shhhh they're not suppose to know that.
>>67307298
>Alaska
>>67301756
Would end up being a stalemate, obviously the U.S. would come in and declare victory after offing trudeau. Canada would be much more difficult to fight in guerrilla warfare than those fucking gooks in Vietnam or sand people in Iraq.
>>67307450
who lives in alaska?
>>67301756
Canada easily
We will just unite the commonwealth and streamroll you. Canada attacks from north, We invade the eastern states from the Atlantic, Aussicucks from the pacific, Mexico invaded from south to retake Texas.
I'm sure most of the world will then jump in to support us once America is on its knees
Happy days
>>67308777
>implying we couldn't easily take on your island, leaf, and spics at the same time
it wouldn't even be a challenge
>>67308777
trips of truth my commonbrother
thanks for the favoUr
>>67304028
Have fun with the fallout coming over the lakes.
No matter who wins, Canada will still apologize.
>>67301756
USA obviously.
>>67309168
aussiecucks would shitpost you to death. then india would poo in loo you to death. south africans woould be our suicide slaves
>>67309168
Implying Europe wouldn't jump in as soon as you approach us
You can't handle rice farmers so you wouldn't stand a chance, Son.
Not to mention China and Russia would take advantage and assist us
>>67309181
Np thanks for ww1-ww2
>>67301756
The Jews
Americans would win a war against Canada in the same way they won the war of 1812
>>67301756
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That pic looks very cool. I guess we're invading Canada so that our map looks like that.
>>67302669
Just be glad your fuckface grandpa didnt get killed on on the shithole rock you call home.
>>67310745
Yup. by burning the whitehouse down. a victory craved by the sandniggers
>>67302696
>Russia
Sure, they'll mobilize their single carrier.
>>67301756
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>67310036
No porblem. thank you for our existence
BIG
>>67307961
The f-22 pilots that would bomb your infantry and be back at home by lunch.
Well, let's see here.
Canada's military is the US military. And they also have their own military.
But the US military is just its own military.
I think it's pretty safe to say that Canada has the edge in this fight.
>>67302696
Not even then
The united states could probably fight the entire rest of the world if it had to.
>>67307298
Vikings live in Minnesota
>>67311273
Stop claiming British victory
>>67312380
Still a victory north of the border dude. be jellous
