http://www.marrymelaurensouthern.com/
Gonna get me a qt 3.14 conservative waifu with a creepy-as-fuck website.
One of us deserves a chance at Lauren Southern and this is out best bet I guess. Good luck stalkeranon!
>>67259228
I will send her attack helicopter themed cupcakes
(Until she gets the inevitable restraining order)
damn, I wanted a piece of that maple jew ass
>>67258552
Godspeed anon
>>67260000
She's not really a Jew right?
>>67260558
half Danish half jew IIRC
>>67260743
I'm like 75% German so we can just turn it into an opportunity for role playing
>>67260850
kek
I want to get naked with her hot jew ass in a mikvah and pour piss on her from a bottle of fiji water, then part her legs and tongue-shoah her clit red while I tease her ass with a menorah
>>67258552
Nigga what the fuck is this website.
>>67261943
A bad decision
>>67258552
>http://www.marrymelaurensouthern.com/
This is excellent work anon. I think she might be impressed. Please be safe and don't do anything illegal.
>I work at a gas station
>I can hook you up with some serious deals on gasoline, cigarettes, and meth pipes with fake flowers in them.
Good website
Honestly the website is pretty funny in a self-deprecating manner so if he's moderately attractive he might have a slight chance. Certainly a better chance than if he had done nothing. Can't make shots you never take, as they say.
>>67262178
"Love Roses" for my lover obviously
>>67258552
Hears she's really into water sports.
>>67263673
She took that bottle of piss like a champ though, pretty baller stuff.
>>67262617
>self-deprecating manner
Self-deprecating humour can be quite funny, but very rarely attractive.
I can't remember who, but there was this pretty big stand up and one of his key bits in his act was telling this story about how he had to call out a mechanic because he didn't know how to replace a flat tire. It started off somewhat funny, but just became pathetic as he remarked on how his wife knew more about fixing cars than he did, how she stared at the mechanic's biceps, etc.
The anon that made this website is probably quite funny in general though, so he's got that going for him along with his good taste in women.
>>67258552
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/709067939266240512
"Ok this website is really off putting in a cute way -"
PUTTING THIS ON ALL MY DATING PROFILES FOREVER
(Also: Lauren, I'm not Pizza Party Ben. I don't know who that is but I will challenge him in Street Fighter for your love)
Please don't take her from Vancouver, she's one of the last good things this goddamn cesspool has going for it.
>>67261584
lost
>>67265194
On the plus side when Vancouver weakens enough we can annex it.
>>67264523
UPDATE:
Oh god some people on Twitter think this page is serious and I'm actually some sort of ur-goon living in a basement watching anime and working at a gas station selling meth pipes.
I'm both delighted at the effectiveness and kinda disturbed by the gullibility.
>>67262138
>a great decision
>FUCK WOMEN
>VAGINAL JEW
>A woman shows up and tells feminazis off
>OMG I WANNA PUT MY DICK IN THAT
You're the reason the world is collapsing.
>>67265750
You won't be able to annex us because China will have beat you to it.
Also are you really surprised people on the internet are gullible? It's how /pol/ asserts influence throughout the net.
>>67266623
>China will have beat you to it.
Oh god New Vancouver will be built with flammable concrete. The nong will never cease.
>>67266623
>Also are you really surprised people on the internet are gullible?
100% tempted to buy [myrealname]hasabigdick.com or something like that now
UPDATE 2:
I forgot to mention that the e-mail form works. This is the first thing I got from Twitter. Seems about right.
>>67266873
HIGH ENERGY e-mail
>>67267357
NO BEN SHE'S MINE
>>67266873
hahaha that's my message!
Good work on the site.
Of course I will, Jeb. Is your mom making you try again? My mom does that when I fail job interviews after talking too much about the deep anime Neon Genesis Evangelion.
MOM STOP IT I'M TRYING TO BE COOL IN FRONT OF MY NEW GIRLFRIEND OKAY
>>67266395
>wanting to breed with sensible, attractive women is the reason the world is falling apart
>>>/mgtow/
UPDATE NUMBER WHATEVER:
Hahah holy fuck check out the blatant "I wish I could do that~" comments on Twitter:
https://twitter.com/Lauren_Southern/status/709067939266240512
I mean, come on, stop being so goddamn thirsty, guys. I literally made a (joke) website asking her to marry me and even I know better than that shit.
(Also, as a side note, some of them are finding my real Twitter, whoops)
>>67272232
Don't worry Kirk, nothing bad could ever come out of this.
