Lets have a American immigration thread:
How would the immigration agencies deal with me if i went to the states, threw my passport and any ID away and pretend i had amnesia or some sort of mental illness. They couldn't deport be if they dont know my origin correct?
Anybody?
>>67256256
I'll bump
Less retarded question:
What kind of degree/trade/job experience would help me or OP to get into the USA legally?
>inb4 jew not allowed
GUESS AGAIN
>>67258894
>GUESS AGAIN
Edit; gas again ;)
>>67259088
kek nice
>be me
>live 5 min from usa border
>drive across no check stop
>grab munchies from american store
>drive back to canada
Ive done this dozens of times. Still haven't been caught
>>67258894
engineers are pretty much our highest import.
but you live where i aspire to so i dont see the point
>>67259271
Arent Canadians apart of some economic pact which allows them free access anyways?
>>67259756
Not at all
We need a passport to get into the country
But a lot of people near the boarder do some of their shopping in the states
>>67259756
not since 9/11
>>67256256
I'd send you to Guantanamo.
>>67259721
I wanna go for CS, I'd like to do cyber sec or programming intellegance services. will it work? We also have amazing tech schools.
And why would you want to live in Israel?
>>67259756
Canucks and Americans can get these passes, I forget what they're called, that let you through the border without having to stop. My uncle has one.
You need a PRISTINE driving record and totally non-existent criminal record to get one though.
>>67258586
lol
>>67260032
So can anyone atleast guess what the authorities would do if i did the actions i stated in the OP?
Im guessing i would be incarcerated for some time and then what?
>>67260050
no snow and no risk of muslims, but mostly the lack of snow
get your undergrad in israel but your masters in the US and you'll have a red carpet to any job
>>67261652
>no risk of muslims
>Israel
Oh man, oh geez
>>67261771
you really dont think that once europe wakes up israel wont add a few more points to the war-crime board?
>>67256256
>How would the immigration agencies deal with me if i went to the states, threw my passport and any ID away and pretend i had amnesia or some sort of mental illness. They couldn't deport be if they dont know my origin correct?
Why would you do this in a country without safety nets, ask yourself what happens to crazy people in America with amnesia or mental illnesses: they just end up roaming the streets or in prison
>>67261338
They would likely realize you don't actually have amnesia.
https://iamalivep05.com/2012/12/09/faking-amnesia-and-how-to-detect-it/
Are you brown and don't speak any English? Enjoy your free shit. You'll be provided with free medical care, housing and food.
Are you white? You'll get deported.
>>67262012
Right now Israel is 20% muslim, far more than any European country apart from Albania and Bosnia. These Arab Israelis are citizens and live outside of Gaza and the West Bank. It's not a good place to go if you want to avoid muslims
