>one shot at life
>not born in Israel
i do not know zat feel
also immigration to israel is pretty easy, you just gotta convert to some bullshit sect of judaism
>one shot at life
>born as civilization is imploding as we know it
>>67233758
I honestly don't get why atheists don't convert to Judaism
>>67233758
Do i have to get my dick cut?
>>67233758
why are there so many vodkaniggers in Israel?
>>67233758
I have read both the new and old testaments but the old one seems so much more absurd than the new - it paints God to be a goofy autist.
your life is too good
>one shot at life
>born in the best fucking country ever
>>67234397
Some Rabbis will demand it of you, but not really. About 10% of the Jews here are uncut.
>>67234484
Almost all Jews in eastern Europe escaped to Israel following pogroms. Also, a lot of non-Jews escaped from the soviet union/ex-ussr to Israel and bullshitted their way in, a good portion of the Russians here are not even Jewish or converted only after coming here.
>one shot at life
>not born a chad, on the Gold Coast of all places
>>67234238
I understand this might be a shock to you sausage eating Krauts, but never everyone loves sucking the dick of a sand religion.
>>67234575
Switzerland seems like it would be a nice place to live, though lack of coastline sucks and mountains get boring quick. But I hope to visit soon
>one shot at life
>born in eastern europe
I d-didn't want to be born into a somewhat well off family anyway!
>>67234575
Did you leave because of refugee crisis?
>>67234775
>mountains get boring quick
I'm still not sick at looking at it, also you see what you get by having a coast. Lots of immigrants
>>67234796
We don't have a crisis
>>67233758
Can I still get to Israel if I don't want to convert to Judaism and don't have Jewish ancestry?
Asking for a friend.
>>67234659
>>67234796
I want to see a Jew and a German interact.
>>67235125
the world isn't that black and white
>>67234238
If they promised me a jewess like alison brie id convert
>>67235633
Probably very easy in Germany. We have a not so small jewish populace yet above average Ausgrenzung for them. Don't know the english word right now. Depending on your age and height they'd probably drool over an aryan convert
>>67235842
BIG
>>67233673
>family is Jewish
>no connections or money
>mutilated dick
You're telling me.
>blonde nord with blue eyes
>Literally Hitlers dream
>6'3 feet tall
>Uncut dick
Can I come?
>>67233673
>one shot at life
>not of irish descent
It hurts
>>67234492
>implying god isn't an autist
>>67238870
Will you fight kebab for glorious hashem?
>>67233758
if my mom is jewish but reform am i good 2 go if trump puts us in camps again?
>>67239617
nigga Trump isnt gonna put anyone in camps
Bernie is the only candidate not jew-friendly
ironic isnt it
>one shot at life
>born a white male
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tEiguYmgxA
>>67239723
well not all the jews in pre-holocaust germany were bolsheviks but they all got blamed when hitler wanted to quarter his soldiers in jewish houses and pay them with jewish assets.
>>67233673
cost of living is so high there now that jews are leaving
>>67239092
it's really not that great
>>67235842
>not so small jewish populace
They are mostly Russians and Jewish only on paper.
>>67234492
>implying the jews follow the old testament
They follow they Talmud which says that every goyim is less than human and that Jesus is in hell being boiled in excrement
>>67242597
Why don't they believe in the Old Testament?
>>67234541
go fuck yourself money grabbing cunts
>>67242674
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=typ2pl2L47k
>>67235125
I was arguing with some fucking leftist sjw german faggot about the rapefugees the other day
>>67243196
you are a swede not an israeli
>>67243637
or a jew
>>67234962
Like any country you can get a work visa, apply for permanent residence and eventually citizenship. We have many Christian and Muslim citizens, in addition to more obscure stuff like people from south east asia/india.
>>67233673
Why the FUCK would you want to live in Israel you dumb-dumb?
>>67243196
>tfw not swiss
>no green mountains
>no blue lake
>no sterile perfect society
>>67245380
You live in Poland, you have mountains, lakes, and a sterile perfect society full of drunken Catholic vodka niggers.
Literally paradise you ingrate.
>>67245380
Do I get greencard for Swiss if I marry a Swiss girl. Neet Chad here
>>67233758
How do I marry an orthodox Jewish girl? They are cute
>tfw ethnically Jewish, can move to Israel when this country becomes a caliphate
>>67233673
>one shot at life
>not born in sunny uncucked australia
>not knowing you have infinite shots at life and the real goal is to remove yourself from the cycle of rebirth
>one shot at life
>born a white in Africa
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>67248592
1. be orthodox
>>67250115
>can move to Israel when this country becomes a caliphate
complete your mission first. Destroy the white ancestral land. Then you can come home.
>>67233758
LETS DO THIS GUYS
LETS ALL PRETEND WE ARE JEWISH AND GO RAID THIS CUNTS COUNTRY
LETS CULTURALLY ENRICH ISRAEL
