>be in coma
>wake up 15 years later
>get message from daughter
>"dad! i'm all grown up, i have a family now! here's a picture!"
What do?
House fire.
I don't see anything wrong.
>>67229981
I-it's okay honey
i will fix it...
Beg the doctors to put me back under
>>67229981
She grew up without a dad and so will her children.
It runs in the family, apparently
I met a Jamaican/English girl when I was studying in London. She was kind of trashy like an English girl, but she had her shit together (went to school, worked, etc).
>>67229981
I'm not white
>>67229981
what is it with auusies and /b/ tier threads in /pol/?
>>67230417
shitpostings fun, my man
>>67229981
That's what you get for abandoning her, shame on you faggot for being weak and in coma.
>>67229981
>return in coma
>>67229981
>wrong number
>>67229981
Very sad obituary involving a gas heater
So where's the father?
>>67229981
im having no daughters, only sons mate
>>67229981
>fatherless daughter becomes coal burner
no surprise there
I'd use the Bernie bux act of 2019 to get a bunch of money and start a new family